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Welcome and thank you for choosing to spend your grooming hour with Sh*t on the Table. We are a Podcast for Dog Groomers by Dog Groomers. We are an opinion based podcast who talk about our day to day events or just shoot the sh*t about grooming topics. Please enjoy.

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    • Jul 24, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 28m AVG DURATION
    • 84 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Sh*t on the Table

    You Announced You're An Asshole, And You're Continuing To Be One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 69:32


    It's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.

    Face Shot By A Portuguese Water Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 70:39


    In this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.

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    Back At It Again, Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2023 56:37


    After a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.

    I Didn't Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping In

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 72:20


    We will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.  

    I Don't Go Around Breaking People's Toilets

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 72:54


    How You Gonna Say ”Poor Harvey?”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 71:03


    It's ”House” Dude!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 88:41


    Creepy Pasta

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 106:46


    Our special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.

    I'm Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 72:37


    This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.

    You're Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing Anyways

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 99:18


    Another episode that is all over the place, enjoy!

    I'm Kind Of Annoying, And You Are Too

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 80:55


    This one is all over the place, enjoy!

    What If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2022 92:47


    This episode mostly covers our experience and opinions about the 2022 edition of SuperZoo in Las Vegas, as well as a couple stories from our listeners.

    We're Pretty Sober These Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 87:24


    After discussing what's going on in our lives, we touch back on our PetSmart Days and our troubles registering for SuperZoo

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    It Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 81:11


    This episode covers a lot of personal situations going on at the moment, along with a discussion about grooming (or not grooming )aggressive dogs.

    Poppin' Dog Tranqs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 73:44


    This episode touches heavily upon Roe V Wade being overturned and also includes a product suggestion.

    I'm Not Calling You A Liar, But I'm Calling You Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 92:16


    We have more health updates for all of you, along side an opinion about a product that Vanessa tried out recently.

    www.ShitOnTheTable.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 77:29


    This episode covers the new things going on with the podcast with a new logo, website, and merch just to name a few.  We also touch on imperfections in grooming and striving to be better.    

    You Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets....

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 87:44


    This episode touches on Vanessa's updated schedule for this summer, thinking about expanding, and social media usage for the businesses.

    You Could Sell Your Medical Waste

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 64:28


    In this episode we touch on Vanessa's recovery from surgery, Vanessa's week alone with the babies, and a discussion over some products and their quality.

    bluejuice98@hotmail.com

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 111:42


    This episode is sponsored by: Moego   https://www.moego.pet/   This episode touches on Vanessa's new shampoo, Vanessa's working interview with a potential replacement, and some social media drama

    The D Word Does Not Exist In My Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 94:59


    This episode touches on the flu that's been going around, Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, some new stuff that we have in the works, and a story from one of our listeners.

    I'm What Horror Movies Are Made Of

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 97:08


    This episode we touch on mobile Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, and salon Vanessa's update regarding her recovery from surgery.

    Interview with Anaïs Hayden

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 84:49


    In this episode we were honored to have the chance to interview Anaïs Hayden about her facebook groups, and how she got into dog grooming and coloring.  Enjoy!

    Maybe They Just All Like Being Put In Their Place

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 144:37


    This episode is about groomers who don't have their own pets, and rehoming pets.  Enjoy!

    That Made Me Pucker

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 113:41


    This episode discusses Vanessa's breast reduction, and we cover IGA and other similar programs.

    One More Update Before We Get Back To It

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 72:49


    In our last episode we updated you all on what has happened with Mobile Vanessa.  This episode we update you on what has been going on with Salon Vanessa.

    We're Back With A Birthing Update!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 107:58


    This episode is all about Vanessa's Birthing Experience

    You Look Like A Beast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 78:01


    This episode is just talking about life.

    Wafflestomping

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 109:42


    We've come up with our million dollar grooming plan, don't steal it!  Unless you live outside of Vegas...

    I Just Let Them Know I Don‘t Have Any Pants On

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 134:39


    This episode is all over the place, enjoy!

    Were They Floaters Or Was This Diarrhea?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 124:59


    We're back... and our topic this week is how to talk to your clients.

    When You Make Eye Contact, It‘s Really Weird

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 105:54


    We're back and go over everything that's happened over the last month or so, including SuperZoo!

    It Sounds Like She Was Getting Turned On By You

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 78:38


    We had a hard time coming up with a topic, so we discussed our weeks and went straight to stories!

    I Wear Gags For Fun!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 111:29


    This episode covers mobile Vanessa's experience with Covid while being pregnant with twins, and we also discuss the grooming communities problem with Dollar Shave Club.

    Never Had Brown Titties Before... Got Brown Titties...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 117:32


    This episode is all about Superzoo Classes.

    She Said To Go Jerkoff Indoors!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 99:10


    In this episode we discuss Vanessa's Pregnancy, Funny Client stories, and our Work vs Pay relationship.

    I've Got Mom Issues... I've Got Daddy Issues Too

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 119:47


    In this episode we update you on Vanessa's Pregnancy, a dog's death involving the Groomer's Helper, and some other groomer related drama.

    Elbows Deep In The Grey Water Tank

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 97:18


    This episode covers POS systems, Pregnancy, and Ryan's Pet Supply being purchased by a larger company.

    .... It Happened One Time...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 83:21


    In this episode we discuss "Maintenance Grooming" and announcing Vanessa's pregnancy on the podcast before telling family.

    Unsolicited Dick Picks!!!...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 94:41


    In this episode we discuss Vanessa's pregnancy update and we discuss groups that you may want to check out on Facebook.

    Daddy?!?!?… Daddy?!?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 108:16


    In the episode we make a special announcement, as well a product review and pissing people off on the internet.

    So That Dog's Just Asking For It...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 99:56


    In this episode, you'll hear one of the funniest arguments Vanessa and Vanessa have ever had, as well as their opinions on bartering services.

    We're Like OB's For Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 84:37


    Sorry about the audio in this episode.  We will be looking to fix the issue before our next episode is recorded.  Thanks is advance.

    I Hope I See Her At The Hotel Later

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 102:46


    In the episode we discuss Vanessa appearing in an episode of the HBOMax show, Haute Dog!

    You never washed their vulvas?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 94:51


    We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 103:39


    This episode is a complete explanation of why we were unable to record our last episode.

    I'm Not Gonna Jump Up and Down and Hug You Each Time You Tip Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 74:54


    In this episode we discuss the groomer/client relationship, pre-groom consultations, and briefly go over the holidays.

    I'm a Dirty Dog Groomer And I Don't Wear Underwear

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 98:52


    In this episode we discuss our weeks, products, and someone who was calling out the dog grooming community.

    You DID Masturbate With The Velocity Dryer!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 98:44


    We had to record this episode in two different sessions due to a neighborhood blackout.  Enjoy!

    The World Is Not Going To End If You Take A Sick Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 91:33


    After discussing our weeks, we interview one of our listeners discussing her operations as a house call groomer.

    I'm Sorry, But Beauty And The Beast Is Bestiality

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 84:41


    Speaking about our weeks, our upcoming seminar, and reading some stories.

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