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The Stupidly Small Podcast is a short daily podcast conversation between two people who can't really believe they're friends. Funny, occasionally insightful, always honest, this is half an hour a day shared between people who have one thing in common: they do this podcast together.

Stewart Farrell and Lorin Clarke


    • Feb 14, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 751 EPISODES


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    Episode 751: City mouse and country mouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 30:50


    Welcome back! You know who to call…

    Episode 750: Corona Shaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 24:54


    In which Stew finds a way to be cross with chalk drawings.

    Episode 749: Stupidly Revived

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 23:55


    In which we make coronavirus all about us.

    Episode 748: The flame thrower edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 27:34


    In which we meet Stewart Farrell on an empty stomach...

    Episode 747: Living in a humpy, holidaying like a dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2019 27:20


    In which Stew decides he is a city mouse, and Lorin defends the seals.

    Episode 746: Is there anybody out there?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2019 30:59


    Hello everybody - say hi if you still exist won't you. Today we talked about how much we like doing our daily podcast.

    Episode 745: Covered in man cream

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2019 32:38


    Look. There's a lot in this episode. We talk about the horrors of horse racing and trigger warnings and climate change and Farrell 2.0 tells us about pushing the lever on the man cream dispenser.

    Episode 744: Yeah boi!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 27:17


    Hello all! Today we talk about social embarrassment and catfishing. But don't worry: STEWART IS NOT A CREEP. The waitress whose address he asked for even said so. Here's the catfish story: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-09/lincoln-lewis-fake-catfish-internet-stalker-court-trial/10919538 And here's another development: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-11/lincoln-lewis-fake-catfish-bridesmaid-stalked-bride/10990198

    Episode 743: Breakfast Still Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 35:07


    They call me Bruce: classic or not? T-shirt suggestions also welcome. Thanks for playing…

    Episode 742: Prima Donna

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2019 33:47


    It's different when you're in the same room.

    Episode 741: The Ultra Non Norm

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2019 32:59


    In which we tie up some loose ends. We use the word loin.

    Episode 740: Ham Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 23:52


    In which Stewart reveals two rather massive pieces of news and makes a lot of promises he can't keep. Thanks for sticking with us, everyone.

    Episode 739: The positivity episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2018 40:01


    In which Stew drinks a martini, talks to the kids, struggles to say liquor land outlet, and coins the wonderful term #chutme Here is the book Lorin mentioned: https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-rabbit-and-the-shadow-melanie-rutten/prod9780994109804.html?source=pla&gclid=CjwKCAiAz7TfBRAKEiwAz8fKOKwa7f43B6ro92ZKuvSsrJQd05dnLY1SiCxFjVKXx02SytglNAiqRoCTUEQAvDBwE

    Episode 738: It must be the table rocking

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2018 29:25


    In this podcast we discuss horse racing and axe throwing. This was recorded on Friday - thanks to The Jackpot for editing the swear word out in spectacular fashion.

    Episode 737: Burn the world katay

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 28:42


    Stew's note for the day: I'm telling you how to live. Please let us know if you agree with him on the stupid ice cream thing. And remember THERE IS A PRIZE ON OFFER!

    Episode 736: Fear v desire

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 29:53


    Thanks for everyone for getting in touch - keep em coming because we're going to open Lorin's lunchbox next week.

    Episode 735: Is it just me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 35:35


    Stew has a secret job and Lorin introduces a new segment.

    Episode 734: A touch of the diver dans

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2018 32:40


    In which Stewart tries to introduce a segment called Stop It You Idiots and uses the word encrypticise. What's in your phone? Read Mat Larkin's book for younger persons is here: https://www.hardiegrant.com/au/publishing/bookfinder/book/the-orchard-underground-by-mat-larkin/9781760500856 I Used to Be Normal is here: https://www.screenaustralia.gov.au/the-screen-guide/t/i-used-to-be-normal--a-boyband-fangirl-story-2017/35605/ Jacinda Ardern is ace: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/25/jacinda-ardern-makes-history-with-baby-neve-at-un-general-assembly The Fitzroy Diaries at LozPod: https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=426294&

    Episode 733: Jesus undies and a flywire door.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2018 28:45


    We're back WITH SOME NEWS! Thanks for your time.

    Episode 732: Pull out yer bag of fruit

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2018 27:31


    Welcome back. Again. The hilarious Thomas Caldwell photo is here: https://twitter.com/cinemaautopsy/status/1031008459179745280

    Episode 731: Snappy Strides

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2018 13:41


    We are asking an important intellectual question. Have YOUR say: yawn or fart and why? http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/features/the-fitzroy-diaries/

    Episode 730: Throw your moral compass in the sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2018 20:54


    Hey! Everyone! Go and listen to the Fitzroy Diaries and give it a rating or a review. It's also on social media - search for @fitzroydiaries and come and say hi...

    Episode 729: It's a tiring thing to be in the world

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2018 30:59


    Welcome back everybody! Here are some links: @architecture architecture - http://architecturearchitecture.com.au The Phillip Island Literary Festival - https://www.theislandstorygatherers.com A B Original Briggs - https://www.facebook.com/2blak2strong Purple hen wines - https://www.purplehenwines.com.au Bassine Specialty Cheeses - https://www.bassinespecialtycheeses.com.au The Fitzroy Diaries - https://www.facebook.com/Fitzroydiaries/ - http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/features/the-fitzroy-diaries/

    Episode 727: Here's one we prepared earlier

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2018 16:35


    THIS PODCAST WAS RECORDED LAST WEEK SORRY FOR CONFUSING EVERYONE.

    Episode 728: Kransky Belch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2018 23:37


    Hello again! Welcome back to a very confusingly labelled podcast on a day that might be Monday. In this podcast, Stew finally lifts the veil (I know, trigger warning*) and Lorin's radio serial starts today (if today is Monday, which we're totally not saying it is). Check out The Fitzroy Diaries on RN every morning this week: http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/ Not a real trigger warning.

    Episode 726: Leyonhjelming it

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2018 17:21


    Episode 725: The Little Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 16:46


    In which Stewart unilaterally introduces a new segment.

    Episode 724: Help! I have no opinions!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 26:49


    We're baaaaaaack. Stew might not have been to an education home but he does know how to do a criminal profile of a male thief.

    Episode 723: I fly with Satan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 27:41


    This is our once a week podcast. WE LOVE YOU x

    Episode 722: Massive Ball of Scum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2018 22:35


    Tither and feather, I don't want a bunny. Get in touch for mailbag Friday.

    Episode 721: When the cotton wool catches fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 13:43


    Welcome back everyone. Remember your malnutritions: my life is the best!

    Episode 720: Numbers dribbling down the walls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 11:23


    We are in the Matrix. Not really, but Stewart doesn't know what day it is.

    Episode 719: When backpay bites back

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 25:44


    In which we propose a parent lane at the servo... and look out for The Fitzroy Diaries on 16 July.

    Episode 718: You can't help yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 19:50


    Welcome to Monday kids...

    Episode 717: Bring your books everybody, it's party time

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2018 17:00


    Hello to all our linguist listeners.

    Episode 716: Punch respect in the face

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2018 35:22


    Here's the How I Built This podcast... https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this

    Episode 715: Adjust Your Jandles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 20:49


    WELCOME BACK EVERYONE!

    Episode 714: Cheap cheese and good chocolate

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2018 24:16


    Stew actually has a good food tip in this one. No, really.

    Episode 713: Good and something and not a peanut

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 23:34


    Fossey's! Does it exist? The wizard of Oz monkeys are creepy as. We love the ABC.

    Episode 712: Melange of scum

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 31:08


    In which we discuss the social superstructure and a poo truck.

    Episode 711: The Nordic Reindeer and the Arrogant Pianist

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2018 25:05


    Thanks to everyone who has been in touch. The big news is that Stew has entered a new "space" and also his five-day-bender never happened. Here's the children's film festival (which finished on the weekend but will happen next year): https://www.timeout.com/melbourne/film/childrens-international-film-festival

    Episode 710: Context shifting and workplace awks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 22:32


    We are really sorry that the microphone crashes through the universe during this podcast but we had fun anyway. Stew is super into the arts and didn't tell anyone is probably the key take-home....

    Episode 709: The floating old people's home

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 23:51


    It's happy hour somewhere on earth, baby!

    Episode 708: Excuse me, you dropped something

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2018 26:13


    In which we discussion nationalism, war, littering, and the much awaited bumper mailbag. This is Lorin's Grandmother... http://mrjohnclarke.com/tinkering/neva

    Episode 707: It's really horrifying and everybody hates you

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2018 24:55


    Just so you all know, Stewart wanted to cal this episode 'Playing Heide The Sausage'. Here's the book about Heide: https://www.heide.com.au/exhibitions/modern-love-lives-john-sunday-reed Here's the podcast Lorin ACTUALLY recommends. As opposed to all the other ones we mention in today's trash talking pod: https://www.twoshrinkspod.com/podcasts/

    Episode 706: A nice chat with a friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 20:36


    Hello everybody, it's a lovely day for a nice chat with a friend. Right? Right.

    Episode 705: The least quiet place in the world

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2018 16:07


    In which Stew describes one of the trials of life disguised as pleasure.

    Episode 704: The angel from smash town

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2018 22:48


    Lorin is never driving again. Like, ever.

    Episode 703: Stay Loyal

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2018 21:59


    In which Stew gives some unwanted parenting advice. Again.

    Episode 702: Nordic a capella in a Scottish pub

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 14:33


    Happy Thursday! https://www.independent.ie/videos/have-you-seen/watch-no-irish-wedding-is-complete-without-a-singsong-at-5am-36384373.html

    Episode 701: Queer eye for the check shirt guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2018 20:00


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