The Stupidly Small Podcast is a short daily podcast conversation between two people who can't really believe they're friends. Funny, occasionally insightful, always honest, this is half an hour a day shared between people who have one thing in common: they do this podcast together.
Stewart Farrell and Lorin Clarke
Welcome back! You know who to call…
In which Stew finds a way to be cross with chalk drawings.
In which we meet Stewart Farrell on an empty stomach...
In which Stew decides he is a city mouse, and Lorin defends the seals.
Hello everybody - say hi if you still exist won't you. Today we talked about how much we like doing our daily podcast.
Look. There's a lot in this episode. We talk about the horrors of horse racing and trigger warnings and climate change and Farrell 2.0 tells us about pushing the lever on the man cream dispenser.
Hello all! Today we talk about social embarrassment and catfishing. But don't worry: STEWART IS NOT A CREEP. The waitress whose address he asked for even said so. Here's the catfish story: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-09/lincoln-lewis-fake-catfish-internet-stalker-court-trial/10919538 And here's another development: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-11/lincoln-lewis-fake-catfish-bridesmaid-stalked-bride/10990198
They call me Bruce: classic or not? T-shirt suggestions also welcome. Thanks for playing…
In which we tie up some loose ends. We use the word loin.
In which Stewart reveals two rather massive pieces of news and makes a lot of promises he can't keep. Thanks for sticking with us, everyone.
In which Stew drinks a martini, talks to the kids, struggles to say liquor land outlet, and coins the wonderful term #chutme Here is the book Lorin mentioned: https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-rabbit-and-the-shadow-melanie-rutten/prod9780994109804.html?source=pla&gclid=CjwKCAiAz7TfBRAKEiwAz8fKOKwa7f43B6ro92ZKuvSsrJQd05dnLY1SiCxFjVKXx02SytglNAiqRoCTUEQAvDBwE
In this podcast we discuss horse racing and axe throwing. This was recorded on Friday - thanks to The Jackpot for editing the swear word out in spectacular fashion.
Stew's note for the day: I'm telling you how to live. Please let us know if you agree with him on the stupid ice cream thing. And remember THERE IS A PRIZE ON OFFER!
Thanks for everyone for getting in touch - keep em coming because we're going to open Lorin's lunchbox next week.
Stew has a secret job and Lorin introduces a new segment.
In which Stewart tries to introduce a segment called Stop It You Idiots and uses the word encrypticise. What's in your phone? Read Mat Larkin's book for younger persons is here: https://www.hardiegrant.com/au/publishing/bookfinder/book/the-orchard-underground-by-mat-larkin/9781760500856 I Used to Be Normal is here: https://www.screenaustralia.gov.au/the-screen-guide/t/i-used-to-be-normal--a-boyband-fangirl-story-2017/35605/ Jacinda Ardern is ace: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/25/jacinda-ardern-makes-history-with-baby-neve-at-un-general-assembly The Fitzroy Diaries at LozPod: https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=426294&
We're back WITH SOME NEWS! Thanks for your time.
Welcome back. Again. The hilarious Thomas Caldwell photo is here: https://twitter.com/cinemaautopsy/status/1031008459179745280
We are asking an important intellectual question. Have YOUR say: yawn or fart and why? http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/features/the-fitzroy-diaries/
Hey! Everyone! Go and listen to the Fitzroy Diaries and give it a rating or a review. It's also on social media - search for @fitzroydiaries and come and say hi...
Welcome back everybody! Here are some links: @architecture architecture - http://architecturearchitecture.com.au The Phillip Island Literary Festival - https://www.theislandstorygatherers.com A B Original Briggs - https://www.facebook.com/2blak2strong Purple hen wines - https://www.purplehenwines.com.au Bassine Specialty Cheeses - https://www.bassinespecialtycheeses.com.au The Fitzroy Diaries - https://www.facebook.com/Fitzroydiaries/ - http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/features/the-fitzroy-diaries/
THIS PODCAST WAS RECORDED LAST WEEK SORRY FOR CONFUSING EVERYONE.
Hello again! Welcome back to a very confusingly labelled podcast on a day that might be Monday. In this podcast, Stew finally lifts the veil (I know, trigger warning*) and Lorin's radio serial starts today (if today is Monday, which we're totally not saying it is). Check out The Fitzroy Diaries on RN every morning this week: http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/lifematters/ Not a real trigger warning.
In which Stewart unilaterally introduces a new segment.
We're baaaaaaack. Stew might not have been to an education home but he does know how to do a criminal profile of a male thief.
This is our once a week podcast. WE LOVE YOU x
Tither and feather, I don't want a bunny. Get in touch for mailbag Friday.
Welcome back everyone. Remember your malnutritions: my life is the best!
We are in the Matrix. Not really, but Stewart doesn't know what day it is.
In which we propose a parent lane at the servo... and look out for The Fitzroy Diaries on 16 July.
Hello to all our linguist listeners.
Here's the How I Built This podcast... https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510313/how-i-built-this
Stew actually has a good food tip in this one. No, really.
Fossey's! Does it exist? The wizard of Oz monkeys are creepy as. We love the ABC.
In which we discuss the social superstructure and a poo truck.
Thanks to everyone who has been in touch. The big news is that Stew has entered a new "space" and also his five-day-bender never happened. Here's the children's film festival (which finished on the weekend but will happen next year): https://www.timeout.com/melbourne/film/childrens-international-film-festival
We are really sorry that the microphone crashes through the universe during this podcast but we had fun anyway. Stew is super into the arts and didn't tell anyone is probably the key take-home....
It's happy hour somewhere on earth, baby!
In which we discussion nationalism, war, littering, and the much awaited bumper mailbag. This is Lorin's Grandmother... http://mrjohnclarke.com/tinkering/neva
Just so you all know, Stewart wanted to cal this episode 'Playing Heide The Sausage'. Here's the book about Heide: https://www.heide.com.au/exhibitions/modern-love-lives-john-sunday-reed Here's the podcast Lorin ACTUALLY recommends. As opposed to all the other ones we mention in today's trash talking pod: https://www.twoshrinkspod.com/podcasts/
Hello everybody, it's a lovely day for a nice chat with a friend. Right? Right.
In which Stew describes one of the trials of life disguised as pleasure.
Lorin is never driving again. Like, ever.
In which Stew gives some unwanted parenting advice. Again.
Happy Thursday! https://www.independent.ie/videos/have-you-seen/watch-no-irish-wedding-is-complete-without-a-singsong-at-5am-36384373.html
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