The Lords of Film

Wherein Jason wants Christopher Walken to narrate his sexual exploits and Sam admires the utter balls of Martin McDonagh's new film, "Seven Psychopaths".

Wherein Sam and Jason learn about stuff that happened before they were born as they watch their leading Oscar pick of the moment, "Argo".

Wherein Sam and Jason revel in "Dredd 3D", the bloody, brutal feel-good 3D movie of the year.

Where Sam and Jason review the Bruce Willis/Joseph Gordon-Levitt film Looper and try and wrap their heads around timelines of the best sci-fi film since The Matrix.

Where Sam and Jason find that the Oscar buzz surrounding The Master would be far more interesting if it was coming from a malfunctioning vibrator.

Wherein Sam and Jason admit to crying like little bitches during one of the best movies of the year.

Wherein Sam and Jason ponder whether Stallone uses Ben-Gay while shooting his movies and remark on the massive kill count in "The Expendables 2"

Where Sam denigrates a bad film and Jason heaps love upon a franchise that has brought him years of joy.

Wherein Sam and Jason fawn over Ridley's Scott 2012 masterpiece, Prometheus.

Where Sam admires "Lawless" for it's acting, cinematography and screenplay while Jason spends his time wondering if Jessica Chastain will sleep with him.

Where Sam and Jason lament that Kristen Stewart didn't cheat with either of them.

Wherein Sam and Jason gush with reckless abandon over the movies they love.

Where Sam enjoys himself and Jason bitches about Doc Croc.

The inaugural episode, in which Sam and Jason pay tribute to Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy.