The Stoners Nextdoor

Join us as we take an enthralling expedition through the final episode of our podcast season. Together, we'll explore the captivating neighborhood social networking platform, uncovering a tapestry of intriguing, hilarious, and unconventional posts. Our journey begins in Lake Tahoe, where we encounter a stimulating discussion on the quest for the perfect gynecologist. Embark with us on this remarkable voyage, as we celebrate the diversity of human experiences found within Nextdoor's virtual cavity. 

This week, a cat caused chaos by biting a little girl's arms and ankles. It made us wonder, what if the daughter started biting and scratching herself to give the tired cat a break?

This week: Ever misheard song lyrics so badly it changes the whole meaning of the song? This week, we had a good laugh about the classic "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night". Who else thought it was "dressed up, dressed up like a douche into the rotor of the night"?

This week, our journey begins with a post that caught our attention. A Nextdoor neighbor claimed that a man, posing as a police detective approached them with an offer of $100 to disable one of their headlights! We're no law enforcement experts, but this seemed a bit fishy. However, another user, Jerry, assured us it was legit and even asked for our email to get started.

This week: We dive into the peculiar world of loud eaters and a rather amusing post about a dog's testicles. Yes, you read that right. What you can find on Nextdoor is impressive!

In today's episode, we stumbled upon a post that had us in stitches. An elderly man, Uncle Jack, needed help to dismount his horse after a hip replacement. The hilarity of the replies is a testament to people's knack for humor. #Nextdoorfinds

The Last-Minute Wedding Date: We had a good laugh over a post from someone desperately seeking a last-minute wedding date. Our advice? Try posting on Nextdoor, you never know who might be available!

Halloween hijinks: scary decorations and stolen brooms. Plus: fear of insects crawls out front and center. 

A strange post about a wax museum incident had us laughing hard on The Stoners Nextdoor. The humour we find in the everyday tales of neighbours is proof that laughter is all around us--if only we know where to look!

Did someone actually get sprayed with barbecue sauce from a moving car? Tune in to hear our take on this saucy drive-by and some snowman outrage going around.

Michael returns to Nextdoor after a five-year hiatus, against his therapist's advice. We had a good laugh about his profile picture and the comments he's been receiving. Is he real or just a figment of our collective imagination?

Who is the Blood Butt Plug Bandit And Other Neighborly Tales!

Chickens mysteriously disappearing from porches? When did our neighborhoods turn into scenes from a suspense thriller? Aaron & Moll can't help but express concern on the season premiere of The Stoners Nextdoor. And on a lighter note -- shoutout to 'Crackhead Felon' for adding a bit of humor to the mix!

In the Season 4 finale: A free seniors coffee fiasco, a neighbor offers a free broken 64' TV, and another tries to do something nice for a homeless woman but it goes terribly wrong. Have a great summer neighbors and we'll see you again in October

This week - Is that a cat or a cougar? A crucifix-weilding Portland doorbell-ringer, and neighbors discuss the advantages of drying dishes in the sun? Our final episode of season 4 is next week! Have a great 4th of July!

This week: A man is caught on film using an unknown tool in someone's front yard, a non-dog is using the dog door at night...and what do the colors of light bulbs on a front porch mean? 

This week: A post-coital congrats to **vin for shagging a stranger in the parking lot of Dante's, a baby that arrives special delivery, and one neighbor gets mad at another for her uninvited turtle-bathing. 

This week: Someone's looking for a new *egg* dealer because they go through 8-10 dozen a week, the DMV photo blues, and neighbors fret over a lost lacy thong.  NOTE! We're off next week -- back June 17th!

This week: Mom wants her son off her couch despite his recent heart attack, another puts her two-year-old out for adoption, and our neighbors have a lot of conspiracy theories about the mysterious shortage of Ritz Crackers.

This week: Neighbors asking neighbors: (1) Can we stop bitching for a minute and just post pretty pictures? (2) Any children out there want to cut down my jungle yard? and (3) Did a dude with an Oregon cap try to give you his beef?

This week: The laundryman cometh, a ratty problem, and the best neighbors ever. 

This week: A cabbage grows in Frisco, Nextdoor provides yet more critical guidance to its lucky neighbors, and the reason today's kids are so freaking soft.

This week: Possums are cool... right? Does anyone have a playful little sheep? And one neighbor gets a little off-base with their so-called speed bump. 

This week: Turkey attack, a plea for some KFC, and a neighbor offering free panties-but not for sniffing!

One couple's five-hour Walmart wait, why Darlene can shove her pecans and a Christmas flashback to stolen baby Jesus. 

Alert! Squash stolen! The hit & run ho, and a crabby neighbor rants on and on about some balls. We're back on March 25, 2022. 

This week: A memento-type missed connection and a neighbor who says the garbage-faced kids Nextdoor should just smoke their pot in the woods and not the basketball court. Speaking of which, we're out on assignment 12/24 but back for our final episode of the season in two weeks - Friday, December 31. 

Nosy neighbors, stinky neighbors, and complaints about the complainers. 

This week, things get explosive when Aaron & Moll discuss the wandering neighborhood foot massager and a special kind of Halloween PTSD (Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder).

Moll reports on her recent product testing; Andy goes crazy with a sharpie, and the non-stop Brazilian wax. 

This week in the neighborhoods: A squirrel whose stare will dominate you, a crackhead dad steals a wheelchair, and satanic cults are out for your children!

In Part 2 of our 2-part special interview segment with Dr. Paula-Noel Macfie, we discuss her promotion of the homemade cannabis suppository as a way to reduce pain and inflammation without a head-high or reliance on pharmaceutical drugs. Dr. Macfie serves on the Oregon Cannabis Commission Research and Patient Care Subcommittees. 

In Part 1 of our 2-part special interview segment with Dr. Paula-Noel Macfie, we discuss the decolonization of western medicine and her role on the Oregon Cannabis Commission Research and Patient Care Subcommittees. Dr. Macfie supports the ability of individuals to grow and create their own medicine as opposed to relying on pharmaceuticals.

This week: a front yard dreams are squashed, a cuddly little blue/green baby just $50, and Ronald Reagan comes back from the dead for just $500. 

Halloween edition: I think my house is haunted. Do I have to tell a new buyer? Cats are travelers to other dimensions, and Nextdoor neighbors invite folks to Satanic healing.

This week: seeking *magic wand*, a driveway gets cockblocked, and a warning to keep flowers away from your mailbox out of concern for postal workers. 

This week: today's teen tattletales, a craigslist ad turns dark, and ... if you had the chance would you want to see a video of your birth?

This week: Are hot girls like jackals? Please stay out of my inbox... and... ideas for a costume picnic you'll never forget. 

This week: Is that strange dude casing my house or my smokin' hot wife? Surprise squid delivery! Plus a very, very special pale bee story to share with the kids.  

This week: shout out for sperm kits, bad Amber, and the Captain Crunch blues.

Chit chat gets a little heated in Oregon City when one neighbor's helicopter fly-by is Friday Night Lights, and another claims child hostage situation; In contrast, some Nextdoor neighbor calls everyone on ND "a bunch of babies."

This week: Dog paddling at the community pool, goats in the leasing office, your cop-friendly neighbors, and one dad's shocking attic surprise.    

We're back! This week in the neighborhood: Fowl diapers, hedging a bet, teens being bad, and some very loud neighborly sex!  

In our final episode of Season 2: The neighborhood comes unplugged and we go out with a special kind of flash. Enjoy the summer and we'll see you in the fall!

This week: The suspicious incident of a child's bike in the driveway, how to show compassion for an evil doll, and what happens when love goes straight to the dogs. Tune in for our final episode of this season next week! We return in September 2021!  

This week: guy next door shows off his abs, tempting the neighbors; portable gloryholes for sale -- and a new kind of wig that will be snatched up fast, so get them while they're hot! Just two more episodes left before we're on hiatus for the summer!

Four episodes left in the season! This week: Catheter training needed, Mickey D's loses a Michelin Star, and if a baby cries in the forest, is it really a baby?

This week: a sign of cheesy disrespect; something suspicious left in the chip aisle; dog walker needed

Piano perfectionist; Portland Arts Tax; Portland Plowing

The impossibility of reporting an abandoned auto in Portland, and the newfound fame of the city's Blackberry Mansion.

This week: spying sunflowers, elder HPV, and the case of the mysterious missing leg.