Podcasts about Sarcasm

The guys discuss why your wedding dinner on the L train tastes so salty, when location can supersede infidelity in a Yelp review, and how “Drop Hog”  has become a real threat to the zipper industry as we know it. 

Send us a textLance and Jacklyn catch listeners up on what they've been digging lately and share stories about Lance's b-day.Enjoy!

We're kicking off the long Memorial Day weekend! Find out why sarcasm might actually mean you're smarter than you think, the best scent to help you relieve stress, what's actually the perfect first date, and how your dishwasher can be doing more than just dishes.Listen to the VBros live on the iHeart Radio App or through your smartspeakers every weekday afternoon from 2:00pm - 7:00pm EST!

Do your kids struggle with tantrums, power struggles, or emotional meltdowns—and you're not sure how to stop the cycle without yelling or harsh discipline?After posting on Instagram about how we raised our 7 kids without yelling, punishments, or power struggles, we received so much interest and questions from parents wanting to know—is it really possible?Yes, it is—and in this episode, we share exactly how we did it.Raising emotionally healthy, well-adjusted kids starts with creating a strong foundation of love, trust, and connection. In this conversation, we unpack the specific things we never do as parents, and why avoiding them has helped our children become confident, competent, and emotionally resilient.From mockery and sarcasm to yelling, punishments, and ignoring big feelings—these parenting pitfalls actually increase misbehavior, power struggles, and emotional shutdown.We also share personal stories—including a controversial ocean swim encounter—that demonstrate how pushing limits (safely and intentionally) builds competence, confidence, and calm under pressure—for kids and adults.Whether you're parenting toddlers or teens, these insights will help you shift your mindset and methods to raise kids who thrive without tantrums, yelling, or power struggles.Key Takeaways:✅ Strong attachment = strong self-worth✅ Small emotional habits shape your child's future✅ Sarcasm erodes trust—kindness builds connection✅ Harshness leads to fragility and misbehavior✅ Family culture and personal growth go hand in hand✅ Confidence comes from challenge, not comfortChapters:00:00 Raising Well-Adjusted Kids on the Move10:39 Understanding Tantrums and Yelling15:45 Prioritizing Connection Over Correction27:41 Investing Time for Long-Term Benefits29:25 The Importance of Connection Over Correction31:15 Understanding the Desire for Connection33:03 The Impact of Parental Engagement35:27 Recognizing Attachment Issues37:10 Daily Intentional Connection39:04 Behavior as a Symptom, Not the Problem41:24 Going to the Root Cause of Behavior43:41 The Investment in Parenting Knowledge47:37 Clarifying Expectations in Parenting50:27 Engaging in Clear Communication53:40 Encouraging Dialogue for Clarity01:00:08 Natural Consequences and Child Empowerment01:06:14 Establishing Family Systems for Smooth Parenting01:12:53 Emotional Co-Regulation in Parenting01:21:33 Building Resilience Through Connection and ChallengeMemorable Quotes:

The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet. 

Do you have a real-life funny ghost story for me? I'd love to read it! Oscar Wilde is one of my favorite authors and playwrights. We'll feature his wacky ghost story over the next several months, The Canterville Ghost. Our collection of laugh-out-loud, first-person stories from female writers and occasionally male writers who share their real-life experiences with wit, charm, and a touch of bemusement will continue, too. Whether navigating social mishaps, deciphering life's oddities, or simply embracing the delightful chaos of everyday moments, these stories will have you nodding in recognition and chuckling in solidarity. Do you love YouTube content and audiobooks from a female point of view? My YouTube channel features binge-worthy audio content that informs, entertains, and connects. Most of the stories I narrate are by women, for women.  Connect on social media @KrisNarrates or @kriskeppeler for exclusive entertainment news clips, behind-the-scenes extras, and chances to share your stories. I love to collaborate with writers and authors.  Are you looking to turn your book into an audiobook or need captivating voiceover work? As an experienced audiobook narrator and producer, I deliver polished, professional recordings that bring your words to listeners' ears. Visit my website to learn more about audiobook production services, voice acting, and how I can help you grow your audience. While you're there, sign up for my monthly newsletter featuring top podcast episodes, audiobook and voice-over news, and the latest worldwide good news.

The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”. 

Nhat comes across an item on Aliexpress that makes dubious and potentially dangerous claims. We talk about all of the local stores closing down. Tony goes to a punk show with his cousin on his California vacation. Tony runs into people who know people in the classic thrash metal scene. […]

Analyze and learn to write Mandarin phrases and Chinese cultural insights that have emerged during the China-U.S. trade war

The guys discuss what might be the world's most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day. 

The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing,  and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.

This throwback episode from Season 4 is “pure gold!” (in our opinion)

What happens when you stop playing by the rules and start asking better questions? Where's the line between healthy dissent and chaos — and why do the best leaders welcome a little pushback? Psychologist and researcher Dr. Todd Kashdan joins us to make the case for principled insubordination — and why compliance culture kills innovation. We're breaking down how to lead curious teams, challenge bad ideas without blowing things up, and create the kind of environment where the smartest voices aren't the quietest ones.KEY TOPICSWhy curiosity is inefficient — and why that's a good thing.The danger of compliance culture in leadership.When “too agreeable” becomes your company's biggest risk.The art of asking better questions (and why most people don't).SUBSCRIBEhttps://www.youtube.com/@decidedlypodcast?sub_confirmation=1CHAPTERS(00:01) When rebels outperform rule-followers(01:19) Skipping the meeting — and still winning(02:05) The problem with obedience culture(05:56) Why Dr. Kashdan left Wall Street for psychology(07:13) Anxiety, self-awareness, and bad leadership(08:36) Purpose as a cure for social anxiety(10:51) Social skills we lost during COVID(13:47) Are we overusing the word “bullying”?(14:42) You need stress to build strength(16:07) Why popular kids sometimes peak in high school(17:36) The confidence gap nobody talks about(19:30) Why honest feedback is so rare(22:17) Sarcasm, teasing, and intimacy(25:03) How curiosity actually builds connection(29:43) Don't Google it: The social power of not knowing(32:42) Curiosity vs. the shortcut mindset(34:41) The link between curiosity and memory(36:17) Why some people just aren't curious(38:24) Curiosity is inefficient — and that's the point(40:14) The risk of staying “safe” in leadership(43:58) The freshman year lesson that changed everything(45:47) Tailoring leadership to your team(47:46) Smart rebels vs. loose cannons(49:24) When curiosity backfires at work(51:20) Why some employees stop sharing ideas(53:29) How to disagree without blowing things up(56:19) The decision-making checklist your team needs(58:09) Defensive pessimism: The plan B mindset(60:05) Dr. Todd Kashdan's top decision-making tip for business ownersCONNECT WITH US⁠www.decidedlypodcast.com⁠Instagram⁠: @decidedlypodcastFacebook⁠: https://www.facebook.com/decidedlypodcastShawn's ⁠Instagram⁠: @shawn_d_smithSanger's ⁠Instagram⁠: @sangersmith Thank you to Shelby Peterson of Transcend Media for editing and post-production of the Decidedly podcast.SANGER'S BOOKA Life Rich with Significance: Transforming Your Wealth to Meaningful Impact⁠: https://www.amazon.com/Life-Rich-Significance-Transforming-Meaningful/dp/1952654769 SHAWN'S BOOKPlateau Jumping: What to Change When Change Is What You Want⁠: https://www.amazon.com/Plateau-Jumping-What-Change-When-ebook/dp/B0CTXHP5HR MAKING A FINANCIAL DECISION?At ⁠Decidedly Wealth Management⁠, we focus on decision-making as the foundational element of success, in our effort to empower families to purposefully apply their wealth to fulfill their values and build a thriving legacy.LEARN MORE: ⁠www.decidedlywealth.com⁠ WEEKLY NEWSLETTER https://visitor.r20.constantcontact.com/manage/optin?v=001aeU_pPBHJPNJWJBdVbaci6bjGIuEJurH12xHBWDEVT_NxyCadMd7wLSZjcEZglkSjDjehuIbTHD8nABOIdV69ctfYpSzg24RCIytetBUrlIPPKgaGzjGZ8DkM0Wp1LMjbErcYUur7PbZGjeVo4gyXlz821AoJGZR⁠ CONNECT WITH DR. TODD KASHDANNewsletter: https://toddkashdan.substack.com/about Website: https://toddkashdan.com/ The Well-Being Lab (download articles here!): https://toddkashdan.com/well-being-lab/ Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/toddkashdan Instagram: @toddkashdan X: @toddkashdan Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/public/Todd-Kashdan Psychology Today Blog: psychologytoday.com/blog/curious Books: https://toddkashdan.com/books/

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Segment 1: Before I go on hiatus, I reflect back on the sacrifices I made to get where I am today. It took a few years, but the ocean waves are calling my name...and I'm ready to answer. We'll talk again very soon. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs. 

Dr. Brian Payne (Pastor) "Hearers and Doers of the Word" (Part 2) James 1:26-27 1 | The Hearer and Doer of the Word has Controlled Speech (v. 26) 9 categories of Sins of Speech (Jeff Robinson): (1) Gossip/Slander (2) Critical Talk (3) Sarcasm (4) Boasting/Flattery (5) Lies/deceit (6) Angry words/grumbling (7) Judgmental words (8) Cursing/taking God's name in vain (9) Careless words   2 | The Hearer and Doer of the Word has a Caring Ministry (v. 27a) 3 | The Hearer and Doer of the Word has a Consecrated Life (v. 27b)

In this Tales From Tech Support episode, we're diving into workplace chaos, user disasters, and one seriously botched rescue op. From clueless coworkers making promises they can't keep to a guy who unplugs a critical system during an active emergency, this one's packed with tech madness. We've got keyboard-soaking coffee spills, five-hour wild goose chases, and a heartfelt goodbye to a favorite client. Strap in — it's about to get ridiculous.Submit your own stories to KarmaStoriesPod@gmail.com.Karma Stories is available on all major Podcasting Platforms and on YouTube under the @KarmaStoriesPodcast handle. We cover stories from popular Reddit Subreddits like Entitled Parents, Tales From Tech Support, Pro Revenge and Malicious Compliance. You can find new uploads here every single day of the week!Rob's 3D Printing Site: https://Dangly3D.comBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/karma-stories--5098578/support.

First actual mix in a long time, hope you guys enjoy. This is my first mix with 99.9% Original -Ū. music only with the exception of the intro for dramatic effect. Hope you guys enjoy it. Thanks for listening. Here's a screenplay of enter the multiverse to coincide with the commemoration of the SNL 50's anniversary/ L E G E N D S crossover. Fun Fact: The First appearence of Liz Lemon in this show {Enter The Multiverse} is in season one, which first aired in May of 2021. The 1st and subsequent seasons will soon be avalible for reading and listening on my website https://www.iamu.guru. Enjoy this mix and the avaliable downloads you'll find there and stay tuned for upcoming stuff. Just a reminder, all of my content is totally free for download. If you enjoy this series, drop a like and subscribe and follow on your favorite streaming platforms and all of my channels. Thanks for your continued support and listens/reads. Happy Passover; blessings and peace to you. -blu. INT. ALIEN SPACESHIP - DAY The cramped, metallic interior of an alien spacecraft. Two bizarre, multi-limbed ALIENS are locked in a furious argument. The sounds are not words, but a cacophony of distorted electronic noises. ALIEN 1 (A series of rapid, high-pitched BLIPS and WHIRS) ALIEN 2 (A deep, guttural GROWL followed by a drawn-out, wavering TONE) ALIEN 1 BLIM-BLIM-BLIM-BLIM— FLAU—FLAU—FLAU! ALIEN 2 —————EeeeeEeeeeeEEEEEEEEENNMMMMMMMMMNGGGGGGGGG!!! ALIEN 1 Wfuh! Alien 2 makes a highly offensive hand gesture. Alien 1 responds with a highly offensive gesture using another body part. Suddenly, RACHEL DRATCH, dressed impeccably and radiating an air of cool detachment, enters the scene and calmly observes the arguing aliens. RACHEL DRATCH (To herself, almost a whisper) Well, this is… something. CUT TO: INT. ROCKEFELLER PLAZA - SUNNI BLU'S OFFICE - DAY SUNNI BLU, sharp and impeccably dressed, stares with wide eyes at a ridiculously large ELECTRICITY BILL. Sunlight streams through the massive windows overlooking Rockefeller Plaza. SUNNI BLU (Muttering) Since when did keeping the lights on cost this much? Absorbing ConEd was supposed to *save* money. Suddenly, a disembodied VOICE echoes in the room. VOICE (V.O.) You will fail this test. SUNNI BLU (Startled) There's a test?! What test?! VOICE (V.O.) It came with a lesson— you didn't think there was going to be a test. CUT TO: EXT. THE LONELY ISLAND CLIFF - DAY ANDY (ALEKSI), dressed in surprisingly clean white robes despite the precarious location, stands on the edge of a towering cliff overlooking a vast ocean. He takes a running leap off the edge. ANDY —NO… He plummets downwards for a beat. Then, with a gentle WHOOSH, he lands perfectly upright on the sandy beach below. ANDY (CONT'D) I told you I could stick the landing. ALEKSI (V.O.) It wasn't always The Lonely Island… CUT TO: INT. HEAVENLY WAITING ROOM - DAY ALEKSI (ANDY SANDBERG), now with subtle, mischievous angelic wings, winks directly at the camera. ALEKSI guardian angel. TINA (O.S.) Whatever. Tina FEY, also with small, slightly more exasperated-looking wings, enters. ALEKSI winks extra harder at her. ALEKSI Hello. TINA Oh my God! ALEKSI I wish! At this point, I wish— unfortunately, those aren't the types of wishes I'm in charge of overseeing. A large, ornate PACKAGE appears unexpectedly at TINA's feet. TINA (CONT'D) When something appears unexpectedly at your doorstep, it's called a windfall, right? ALEKSI Yeah. I think that's what this is. TINA And when it's something you really need, it's a gift from God. Isn't it? ALEKSI Something like that. TINA Honestly, I thought it was just a gentler way of letting me know I was ugly— after a particularly horrible photo opportunity at the airport. ALEKSI —wow. TINA I had just been up for 72 plus hours straight and only slept something like 4 or 5–but of course— FLASHBACK: INT. AIRPORT SECURITY - EARLY MORNING A haggard and disheveled TINA sits slumped on a lopsided BEANBAG in the middle of the bustling security line. Bright lights shine in her face as various machines WHIR and BEEP, scanning her. TINA (V.O.) This was staggered sleep from atop a lopsided beanbag. TINA (Muttering) Agh, God! TINA (V.O.) I've been getting used to having lights shined in my face for awhile now. Still, I was not so ready for a full work up of my biometrics in this early morning crusade to Los Angeles. A stern-faced AGENT approaches her. AGENT The Agency thought you were terminally ill. TINA Terminally? Geez. The AGENT clears his throat. AGENT Consider this as, ah— Hm. Ojo translates directly to Eye. Doesn't it? TINA I see you. AGENT Undoubtedly. —an incentives. TINA I don't need anymore incentives, Captain. I need income. AGENT Oh, I'm the captain now? TINA You were always the captain. AGENT This is news to me. TINA News to the News. That's something new. AGENT Nothing is new. TINA But it's news to you. Sarcasm. I need a paycheck. AGENT Try looking pretty. TINA I tried. It didn't work. AGENT Try…harder. TINA (V.O.) New York had put spots and marks on my faces— a broken blood vessel from fighting some demonized African girl— and I'm sure that was what she was, after all… FLASHBACK: INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT TINA is struggling in a bizarre fight with a shadowy FIGURE. The scene has a surreal, “As Seen On TV” commercial feel. VOICEOVER (V.O.) Who tries to kill you, and then does their hair to be more like yours? That's major weird. TINA Major Tom. SHADOWY FIGURE Yeah. TINA (V.O.) Then again, since moving to New York… Oh, Holy shit. Everything is major weird. A shimmering PORTAL opens in the middle of the apartment. TITLE CARD: AS SEEN ON TV: PART III TINA (Staring at the portal) Where the fuck is part one and two?! SHADOWY FIGURE Maybe it starts at three! TINA Nothing “starts at three” SHADOWY FIGURE Maybe it's like Star Wars! TINA It's not like Star Wars! A CATACLYSMIC SPACESHIP COLLISION and EXPLOSION sound effect. TINA (CONT'D) …it's not like Star Wars. SHADOWY FIGURE Uh huh. It's better than star wars. A giant collective GASP is heard. TINA -_- *the world stops* TINA (CONT'D) -_- Suddenly, all sound ceases. TINA (CONT'D) Woah. That's different. SHADOWY FIGURE There: I fixed overpopulation. TINA But— SHADOWY FIGURE But what? I fixed it. TINA But— weren't some of those fans, also fans of this show. SHADOWY FIGURE Yeah, so? TINA Like an overwhelming majority. SHADOWY FIGURE Majority? Yeah— they're— These are nerds. TINA Fuck. Right. So where did you send them?! SHADOWY FIGURE Uh. Only to heaven. TINA What does that mean. SHADOWY FIGURE Heaven for any Star Wars fan— TINA Where is that. SHADOWY FIGURE The world where all of that stuff— is real. TINA What—what do you mean by that. SHADOWY FIGURE I sent them to Star World. TINA That sounds so fucking gay. SHADOWY FIGURE Cause it is. TINA Fuck. Oh, that's right— Non-star wars fans are sometimes Cynics Read: Major fucking assholes. I guess I fall into that category, eh— a little bit? SHADOWY FIGURE No duh. TINA “No duh.” What part of the nineties was your heyday? SHADOWY FIGURE All of them. TINA Jesus, Tina. You might be ancient. SHADOWY FIGURE I'm dust. TINA Hey— What. Why are you my assistant now. SHADOWY FIGURE Assistant? No. I'm your executive producer. TINA ExeCUTEive producer— you do put the cute in that. SHADOWY FIGURE (Not being cute, unamused, but still very cute) Ugh. Fine. SUDAKIS. JASON SUDAKIS appears CONT'D. And nobody cares, of course Because she is formerly gorgeous (Not no more) I'm standing on four paws I'm studying your laws If this was your office I'm your boss And I caught you taking your clothes off You're boring, I started to doze off Don't call me no more, hoe So now your broke You started a war slamming doors Because you can't find no more work Hoe Karen and Becky are probably blessings Cause they do not get me But I'm doing better and yet They are starting to sweat cause I'm starting to flex They're slamming the door They're starting a war They never been homeless before Or hungry and poor But no peace of mind? It's fine I'll probably find in time That they crossed the line And get left behind The red dots are trying To plot I'm crying a lot, I'm out of the box, jack I spring up but I do not pop I'm talking to God, He's telling you off, I'm calling him “her”, She's telling me “Sure, I'm not really sure, But I got the cure for your disease The God of Mercy, Mercy Me I got my first Mercedes in 1993 Look at me. CUT TO: INT. BACKSTAGE - NIGHT A very tall, redheaded SHOWMAN (CONAN O'BRIEN, though slightly off) has just finished a days-long BENDER. He is not the polished figure America knows. He shakily lines up a mysterious white substance on a grimy surface. CONAN (Muttering) Just… need… a little… pick-me-up. A mysterious FIGURE appears silently behind him. FIGURE Feeling better, Conan? Conan looks up, bleary-eyed, barely lifting his head. CONAN (Slurring) I don't know what you're saying. CONAN (V.O.) Apparently, that was the line, and I felt like I was crossing into a strange territory with this, one Conan O'Brien, and almost absolutely certain I was spelling his name wrong, but continued to do so anyway— one, because I refused to look him up, and two— because if ever I entered into a plot hole deep enough the mechanics of my own knowledge of hyper and multidimensional space travels to explain, then having a Conan O'Brien and a Conan O'Brian might become useful. Today, I want useful, because I wanted to go back to sleep with enough energy to still wake up with enough energy to run a mile on the full sized treadmill downstairs. Then, I had day-people things to do— and for whatever reason, this seemed like one of them. It was a welcome deviation from— A boisterous, red-faced MAN stumbles into the room. MAN O'Fallon, you old coot! CONAN (Confused) Oh year. MAN I told you the Irish were coming. *the fighting Irish. CONAN Ah yes, the fighting Irish— CONAN (V.O.) Apparently, this was some centuries long kind of battle between ancient clans//and so, I did my very best o find my way out of it, until A fierce, heavily tattooed WOMAN bursts in. WOMAN MUNROE!!!!! (V.O.) —i was found out. My surname was Scottish, but nonetheless, it was a fied older than borders were, anyway. CUT TO: EXT. MUSIC FESTIVAL - DAY A chaotic, vibrant music festival. ANDY (ALEKSI) approaches a gruff-looking SECURITY GUARD. ANDY Yo. SECURITY GUARD What's good. ANDY What's your deal with the KKK, anyway? SECURITY GUARD (Scoffs) I like them. They're funny. ANDY They— want to kill you. SECURITY GUARD That doesn't make them any less funny. In fact, now they might be more funny. ANDY Are you serious? SECURITY GUARD No, I'm funny. I like them blonde, Tall, dark skinned, Woah, scratch that. Narrow down my picks I like them Icelandic And Slavic Oh dear I like them impossible to topple over, No, God— Nevermind; I like them whiter than light snow on a cold night There you go I like them strong— But only in thought forms Keyboard warrior, But I'd like to get her in a choke hold So she'll stop snoring Oh God No Lord— I should win an award for this song I should win an award for this song I should win an award for this song MORGAN FREEMAN (V.O.) ANOTHER nomination. ANDY No way. This is crazy. ANDY spots SUNNI BLU in the crowd, looking stressed. ANDY (CONT'D) SUNNI, Do you have the academy on your payroll? SUNNI BLU (Shouting over the music) Ask the accountant? A stereotypical SUPER JEW ACCOUNTANT, complete with a large yarmulke and clutching a ledger, scurries past. SUPER JEW ACCOUNTANT actually, surprisingly, I think you're on theirs! See! SUNNI BLU Seriously?!! That's not anti semitic at all. (It's not, it's pro-semitic) More Jews and Rosecurucians More Jews and Rosicrucians! I took a bite out of you, And now I want my life back! Sharks. (And surfboards) More news and prosecutions More blues and resurrections More impossible erections Interject— —I should probably call a doctor. It's been way more than four hours. I have way more than four houses— I've way more than four flowers, I've way more than four dollars— I've way more than four collars with sparkles on them. I wear cargo pants for the ride home though. No homo. CUT TO: INT. HEADQUARTERS INTERROGATION ROOM - DAY CC (NATALIE PORTMAN, though not explicitly stated) enters the stark interrogation room. A MAN sits at a metal table, wrists chained. CC sits down opposite him, calm and composed. MAN I… am a trained assassin. CC That's— impressive. MAN There are people who want to murder you. CC Now I'm impressed with myself. MAN Is that so. CC Yes! Ah. Delighted, actually. MAN Who are you? CC “A charismatic number” writes the New York Times review of my most recently cherished endeavor. Which means for once in your life you might have actually been on time. Or just late enough, or just early enough, or— you know. It starts where I get there, or they were just waiting for me anyway. You know. Or you don't. MAN I don't. CC Then you should have plenty of time for self study between now and your execution. MAN Hah! My execution?! That's where this is heading. CC What about yours? MAN What about it? CC Have or haven't you been following along that this is what I've ultimately desired. My suffering ends in peace with knowing that you, too, shall cease to exist. INT. OBSERVATION ROOM - DAY Other DETECTIVES watch the interrogation through a one-way mirror, their faces grim. DETECTIVE 1 What could possibly be going on in there? DETECTIVE 2 Anything. DETECTIVE 3 I wonder what she's saying. DETECTIVE 1 Anything. DETECTIVE 2 Looks like she has him cornered. DETECTIVE 3 Maybe. DETECTIVE 1 Jesus, can you speak in anything more than one word sentences. DETECTIVE 2 No. BACK IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM, a heavy silence hangs in the air. MAN …Natalie? CC You wanted “CC” so I'm “CC” The MAN strains against his restraints. MAN Who who's this?! CC (V.O.) Suddenly my love affair with words and art and theatrical thoroughfare was coming to an end. This was something of a disaster set against the backdrop of a really real world— a world that seemed not to want me in it. CUT TO: EXT. NEW YORK CITY STREET - DAY LIZ LEMON (TINA FEY) walks down a crowded street, furiously dialing her cellphone. LIZ LEMON (Into phone, angry) Hello? CUT TO: EXT. MARDI GRAS PARADE - NEW ORLEANS - DAY TRACY JORDAN (also TINA FEY, in elaborate Mardi Gras attire) is on a vibrant parade float, throwing beads to the cheering crowd. His phone rings. TRACY JORDAN (Into phone, jovial) WHERE ARE YOU?! I'm on my way to the parade! LIZ LEMON (O.S.) I'm AT the parade! Where are YOU? TRACY JORDAN Not that parade! Mardi Gras! LIZ LEMON (O.S.) MARDI GRAS?! TRACY JORDAN Yeah! LIZ LEMON (O.S.) WHY?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON A FLOAT— In NEW YORK CITY— In 22 MINUTES. TRACY JORDAN Don't worry, I'll be there. LIZ LEMON (O.S.) YOU'LL BE THERE?! You're at a parade! In New Orleans! TRACY JORDAN It's Mardi Gras! LIZ LEMON (O.S.) I KNOW ITS— Tracy hangs up. He grins at the crowd and throws more beads. FADE OUT. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2025 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

What happens when two sarcastic people make children together? You end up with a kid who is genetically built to be sarcastic. That's what. Ask us how we know. This episode we are talking kid jokes, learning time and place, how sarcasm can still be empathetic, and then more kid jokes. We like kid jokes.Merch: Click HereTori's History Series: Click HereFind Gwenna's new book, "The Soul's Guide to the After Death" here: Click HereWe want to hear from you! Email us: childproofmail@gmail.com

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Segment 1: Credit Cards, Auto Loans, Medical Debt, College Debt. It's a hole that a person can dig themselves out of...but they can also avoid the hole almost entirely. It starts by pointing the finger at yourself. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

As the host of The Gay Podcast for Everyone, Angela Briones shares her story of why she started the show, her coming out story to family, and her love for Queen Beyoncé.Tune in as Kathy and Angela talk all things G-A-Y! You can even play along with Kathy's genius idea of a game "Gay or Nay" and her failed attempt at a second game that well...didn't turn out so gay. Whether you're gay, straight, or an ally - you won't want to miss it!Follow Angela @thegaypodcast_foreveryone and listen wherever you check out podcasts!Follow us on social media @womenwhosarcast and @womenwhopodcastmagazine.Get the current issue of Women Who Podcast magazine at womenwhopodcastmag.com.All content © 2025 Women Who Sarcast and WWS Productions.

The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. 

Live from the Battle Born Broadcast Center, Battle Born Injury Lawyers attorney Matthew Hoffmann joins Cofield & Company to breakdown the denial of a proposed settlement to pay former student athletes who played in college before the start of NIL, detail the impact of an NIL cap would have on the different levels of college athletics, and give his legal insight on the report that the mayor of Reno, Nevada was being tracked by a GPS tracker placed on his vehicle. FS1 giving priority access to 2025 Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix tickets to Nevada residents. NHL & MLB Network reporter, Jamie Hersch joins Cofield & Co. to recap the Vegas Golden Knights' 2-3 loss to the Colorado Avalanche, review Tomas Hertl being named a finalist for the NHL Masterton Trophy, and give her thoughts on Alex Olvechkin setting the new NHL goal record.

Marketing maestro Rob Ansbach joins us to share his wealth of experience and unique humoristic take on the world of marketing, drawing from his impressive portfolio of over 55 books. With a sharp wit and a penchant for sarcasm, Rob brings a fresh perspective to personal storytelling, LinkedIn etiquette, and the art of engaging audiences. Discover how Rob's humorous book, "LinkedIn Without the Cringe," cleverly critiques the flood of pitches in our inboxes, and learn why embracing one's quirks can build a formidable legacy in both marketing and life. In a candid conversation, Rob and Tony explore the intricacies of LinkedIn, comparing it to platforms like Facebook and reflecting on the flood of pitches that populate our inboxes. Rob's unique insights into social media etiquette and the behavior of online personalities reveal how to create value while maintaining professionalism. Rob touches on the power of humor and authenticity in crafting compelling stories that resonate with audiences. Through anecdotes, Rob illustrates how embracing one's unique qualities and staying true to personal beliefs can lead to success and deeper connections in both marketing and entrepreneurship. This discussion also covers the ever-changing landscape of modern marketing, where cultural shifts and influencers play a pivotal role in shaping public opinion. Rob shares his passion for building authority and legacy, emphasizing the importance of differentiation and knowledge transfer in business. Rob and Tony talk about the potential of AI in creating comedic content and the enduring appeal of physical books. Tune in as they navigate the world of podcast entrepreneurship, marketing strategies, and the art of crafting stories that leave a lasting impact. Key highlights: The Power of Storytelling and Sarcasm Navigating Marketing Challenges in Cultural Shifts Social Media Etiquette Legacy Building and Marketing Strategies Crafting Compelling Stories for Impact Embracing Uniqueness in Marketing Podcast Entrepreneurship and Marketing Connect with Rob Anspach: Website: anspachmedia.com Instagram: @robanspach Get Rob's books: getrobsbooks.com Connect with Tony Whatley: Website: 365driven.com Instagram: @365driven Facebook: 365 Driven

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Intro, Near miss car accidents and the return of my favorite Table Wine. Segment 1: Are Tariffs working? Let's dive into the data of what some countries export and what they are proposing. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks. 

In this r/MaliciousCompliance episode, we dive into viral Reddit stories full of petty revenge, rule-following chaos, and satisfying outcomes. From a student who walks out of classroom cleaning duty, to a grounded teenager who finds a clever loophole, to a gym fail that proves why spotters matter, every story hits hard. We even meet a grocery store employee who follows a Karen's shopping list a little too perfectly. If you love Reddit revenge, entitled people getting what they deserve, and hilarious storytime moments, you won't want to miss this.Submit your own stories to KarmaStoriesPod@gmail.com.Karma Stories is available on all major Podcasting Platforms and on YouTube under the @KarmaStoriesPodcast handle. We cover stories from popular Reddit Subreddits like Entitled Parents, Tales From Tech Support, Pro Revenge and Malicious Compliance. You can find new uploads here every single day of the week!Rob's 3D Printing Site: https://Dangly3D.comBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/karma-stories--5098578/support.

Take our free English-level quiz here to find out what your current English level is.  Do you love All Ears English?  Try our other podcasts here: Business English Podcast: Improve your Business English with 3 episodes per week, featuring Lindsay, Michelle, and Aubrey IELTS Energy Podcast: Learn IELTS from a former Examiner and achieve your Band 7 or higher, featuring Jessica Beck and Aubrey Carter Visit our website here or https://lnk.to/website-sn Send your English question or episode topic idea to support@allearsenglish.com In charge of hiring for your company? Go to Indeed and support our show by saying you heard about Indeed on this podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Hiring? Indeed is all you need. Go to https://www.indeed.com/aee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Segment 1: Ashton Hall has my attention, and it's mostly positive. Segment 2: Never thought I'd be into wine, but here we go! Segment 3: I discuss a condition about detailed memory recall and how it works with males emotions towards material items. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins. 

We discuss death and somehow end up on the subject of auto-erotic asphyxiation and the public’s need to know the gruesome details. Tony recalls a Robin Williams movie about this very subject. We come across a new suicide hotline number that appears on a sign posted in a Dunkin Donuts […]

Segment 1 • Jesus used forceful language with pure motives; should we speak more boldly? • Sarcasm can be a tool, but it must be used wisely. • Jesus spoke with authority against the Pharisees—should we do the same? Segment 2 • The woke movement is harming indigenous cultures and perpetuating CRT. • Texas Rep. Brandon Gill takes on NPR's Katherine Maher on her past comments. • Standing firm in the face of media bias and woke agendas. Segment 3 • Where does the 40-day Lent tradition come from in the Bible? • Dedicating 40 days for spirituality should highlight a year-round commitment. • Examining Lent in light of scripture and Christian tradition. Segment 4 • Ray Comfort's insightful response to a young man struggling with self-worth. • “Lies My Therapist Told Me” could help those caught in lies about their identity. • Controversial quotes like “Is common ground on abortion possible?” spark frustration. ___ Preorder the new book, Lies My Therapist Told Me, by Fortis Institute Fellow Dr. Greg Gifford now! https://www.harpercollins.com/pages/liesmytherapisttoldme ___ Thanks for listening! Wretched Radio would not be possible without the financial support of our Gospel Partners. If you would like to support Wretched Radio we would be extremely grateful. VISIT https://fortisinstitute.org/donate/ If you are already a Gospel Partner we couldn't be more thankful for you if we tried!

Todd Pyro, host of Fox and Friends First, joins the show for a lively chat about everything from Governor Hot Wheels to college basketball's March Madness. He vents his frustration about not being invited to St. Louis for an event, while also revealing his love for the Tangled movie and how he feels about the simple strategy behind his bracket picks. The conversation also delves into serious topics like Bruce Pearl's bold stance on the hostage situation in Gaza, while mixing in fun anecdotes about fatherhood, his kids' wild behavior, and what would happen if he were to host an event in St. Louis. As always, Pyro delivers a unique blend of humor, sincerity, and sarcasm.

Have you considered that embracing authenticity might be the catalyst your law firm needs to accelerate growth and elevate your leadership impact? In this episode of The Game Changing Attorney Podcast, Michael Mogill sits down with Ross Pomerantz — better known as the mastermind behind “Corporate Bro.” Known for his brutally honest and hilarious take on the sales world, Ross has built a massive following by turning everyday professional absurdities into viral gold. From his early days grinding in tech sales to becoming a content icon, Ross opens up about his relentless pursuit of creativity, the power of humor, and why staying true to yourself is your greatest competitive advantage. Here's what you'll learn: Why bringing humanity into professional environments fosters stronger cultures, deeper connections, and more authentic business practices Learn how persistence, consistency, and owning your unique voice can create long-term success — no matter the industry Understand why mastering sales is non-negotiable for growth, and how respecting this function can unlock massive opportunities for your firm Join Michael and Ross as they unpack how humor, authenticity, and relentless execution can reshape business norms, build unforgettable brands, and challenge outdated definitions of “professionalism.” Whether you're scaling a law firm or building your personal brand, this episode will leave you with the mindset and tools to stand out, lead boldly, and win. ---- 00:00 – Introduction 03:45 – From Baseball to Sales: Ross's Unlikely Journey 09:22 – The Birth of Corporate Bro: Humor Meets Hustle 14:08 – Sadness as a Sales Philosophy 22:50 – Building a Brand Through Authenticity 30:17 – The Truth About Algorithms and Going Viral 38:55 – Walking the Line: Satire in a Hyper-Offended World 46:03 – Burnout, Mental Health, and Creative Longevity 52:49 – What Being a Game Changer Means to Ross ---- Links & Resources: Atlanta Braves Oracle Corporate Bro Dilbert comics Vine 8 Mile (film) Total Frat Move BroBible Brotopia by Emily Chang Larry Ellison Marc Benioff Madison Square Garden Software as a service (SaaS) ChatGPT Sweet James Duolingo DUDE Wipes Barstool Sports LeBron James Michael Jordan Golden State Warriors ---- Listening to this episode but want to watch it? Check it out on Spotify.  Do you love this podcast and want to see more game changing content? Subscribe to our YouTube channel. ---- Past guests on The Game Changing Attorney Podcast include David Goggins, John Morgan, Alex Hormozi, Randi McGinn, Kim Scott, Chris Voss, Kevin O'Leary, Laura Wasser, John Maxwell, Mark Lanier, Robert Greene, and many more. ---- If you enjoyed this episode, you may also like: 211. Pat Flynn — Superfans: How to Stand Out, Grow Your Tribe, and Build a Successful Business 260. Robert Simon — The Superpower of Authenticity: Building Communities with Aligned Values 327. AMMA — The Secret to Growth: Trust, Talent, and Turning Reputation Into an Advantage

The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning. 

Clean your foreskin or face the consequences... Sarcasm online just doesn't work... Making AI porn of Katie... Katie being socially awkward... Petrified wiener butter... Man dies during BDSM session... Always have your paperwork in order before jumping into some deep BDSM... Some off putting things that get people off... Big Baby... The Oyster Catchers vagina looking logo... All mascots are nightmare fuel... Indiana teacher arrested for banging a whole group of her students while wearing Halloween masks... You better be correct... The Cart Nark needs to go down... How we think Neanderthals' fucked... Another Florida couple arrested for having sex in front of a Wendy's. How is Katie connected to this??? Katie's run ins with the homeless at the camp... The woman who married one roller coaster is now pregnant with another roller coaster's child... Woman arrested for the second time for assault with a dildo... Glass dildos are more durable than you would think... Putting the dicks away for the cable guy... Urine therapy anyone??? Planning your sex life for the upcoming year, at least for one woman... The man who married identical triplets... That's some white people shit... Being Sabastian Janakowski... The spray foam ED treatment emergency room trip, again... Mmmmmm dick... Double tall boys!

For this Different Story I seek to give sarcasm a more proper assignment in life so that we can fittingly acknowledge its prominence.It's an indispensable mannerism that allows you to cut deep to get your point across and at the same time has a softening effect that instantly cauterizes the wound.I'll ask that you take note of how often it's used in your everyday conversations and to appreciate its complexity. 

What happens when religious leaders go wrong? Jesus rebukes the scribes and Pharisees and all who are like them for: I. Their ministry was devoid of authority from God, vv2-3. II. Their ministry was devoid of integrity. End of v3. III. Their ministry was devoid of the gospel, v4. IV. Their ministry was devoid of sympathy, end of v4 

Are you struggling with how to handle your child's tough emotions or challenging behaviors?Did you know that it's the small, everyday habits that are sabotaging your family's happiness and contributing to misbehavior?In this episode, we dive into the things we NEVER do as parents of 7 children to ensure a positive, nurturing family culture that helps our children grow into well-adjusted, confident, and emotionally resilient individuals.Raising kids is no easy task, but cultivating a loving and supportive environment where they can develop emotional maturity and healthy coping mechanisms is key. In this candid discussion, we reveal the strategies that have worked for our family to promote resilience and prevent common pitfalls like mocking, sarcasm, and unresolved anger.We discuss the importance of honesty and emotional authenticity, the value of constructive feedback, and how to address small issues before they grow into bigger problems. From avoiding the pitfalls of negative language to fostering open communication, this episode is packed with practical tips that help build a strong family dynamic.If you're ready to take your parenting to the next level, tune in to discover how focusing on the 'never-dos' can help you raise children who are equipped to handle life's challenges with resilience and confidence. Whether you're parenting toddlers or teenagers, the principles discussed in this episode will help you create a thriving, emotionally healthy family.Key Takeaways:✅ Small, intentional changes create a thriving family culture.✅ Sarcasm and teasing erode trust—kindness builds connection.✅ Strong parent-child attachments are the foundation of self-worth.✅ Harsh discipline creates emotional distance—love is more effective.✅. Technology should serve your family, not steal from it.✅ Saying "no" to distractions unlocks productivity and fulfillment.Chapters00:00 The Importance of Small Changes in Family Dynamics02:51 Creating a Positive Family Culture05:57 The Impact of Sarcasm and Teasing12:08 Building Strong Attachments Through Love17:47 The Dangers of Harsh Parenting24:03 The Role of Technology in Family Interactions34:05 Intentional Living and Productivity36:03 The Impact of Video Games on Success38:58 Media Consumption: Radio and TV42:14 The Power of Saying No44:06 Healthy Lifestyle Choices45:57 Communication and Emotional Authenticity49:05 Addressing Problems Early01:00:49 Creating a Positive Family CultureMemorable Quotes:

We've all been sarcastic. Whether it's your form of "humor" or a passive aggressive way to express an underlying opinion, we all should be actively growing out of it. There are more downsides to sarcasm than benefits. Happy listening!

If you've ever thought, Wow, my life is going way too well, don't worry—I've got you covered. In this episode, I dive into 21 habits that will slowly but surely derail your happiness, drain your bank account, and leave you wondering where it all went wrong. Some of them are so subtle, you might not even realize you're doing them… yet. But don't worry, by the end of this episode, you'll know exactly how to sabotage yourself with precision.For more go to: www.scottmlynch.comLevel up your life by joining my Patreon where you'll get exclusive content every week and more badass offerings (rips t-shirt in half, Hulk Hogan style, and runs around the room). And/or…Unlock practical and tactical insights on how to master your mindset and optimize your happiness directly to your inbox.If you're a glutton for punishment and want more swift kicks in the mind follow me on social:InstagramYouTubeLeave a review and tell me how I suck so I can stop doing that or you can also tell me about things you like. I'd be okay with that, too.Produced by ya boi.Past guests on The Motivated Mind include Chris Voss, Captain Sandy, Dr. Chris Palmer, Joey Thurman, Jason Harris, Koshin Paley Ellison, Rudy Mawer, Molly Fletcher, Kristen Butler, Hasard Lee, Natasha Graziano, ⁠David Hauser⁠, Cheryl Hunter, Michael Brandt, Heather Moyse, Tim Shriver, and Alan Stein, Jr.

A quick update that early registration is now open for Thom's upcoming annual retreat in Sedona, Arizona, this Memorial Day weekend from May 22nd to 26.This is Thom's first retreat in the United States since the epic Maha Kumbha Mela held earlier this year in Prayagraj, India, so Thom has many fascinating new stories to share. The Sedona Rounding Retreat is also your opportunity to gift yourself profound rest and industrial-strength meditation through the daily rounding program. This is your chance to transcend uncertainty in the ever-changing world and celebrate spring surrounded by nature, supported by community, and immersed in wisdom with Thom.  Early registration discounts expire on March 17th, and you can find out more at thomknoles.com/sedona.Jai Guru Deva.Words matter. The way in which we speak, and the words we use, reflect a great deal about how we perceive ourselves and how we perceive our place in the world. In this unapologetically short episode, Thom invites us to consider whether or not we might be overusing the word sorry in our day-to-day interactions with one another. Considering the connection between sorry and sorrow, the alternatives Thom proposes may be more impactful than you might first think.Episode Highlights[00:45] A Life of Constant Sorrow[02:34] Sarcasm and Narcissism[04:41] You Deserve the Best[06:47] Mea Culpa[08:34] A Willingness to Take Responsibility for What We're ExperiencingUseful Linksinfo@thomknoles.com https://thomknoles.com/https://www.instagram.com/thethomknoleshttps://www.facebook.com/thethomknoleshttps://www.youtube.com/c/thomknoleshttps://thomknoles.com/ask-thom-anything/

In this episode, Aaron and Alexander examine two Reddit stories about overreacting and offer advice using the J.U.S.T. Philosophy. In the first story, they discuss a common relationship conflict where partners accuse each other of gaslighting, emphasizing the importance of internal work and clarity in relationships. The second story examines a husband's inappropriate 'joke' amidst his stress and how miscommunication and emotional reactions can escalate conflict.

The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze penguin pecker doesn't necessarily fit the decor of every room. 

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The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persian Pizza is the only acceptable pre-war meal for the warrior not counting calories. 

Spit Hit for Feb 27th, 2025:On today's show, we discuss hairy backs, feathery insults, and vitamin piles. Then, play along and see if you can beat this week's winner of ‘Man of the People'. Then stick around till the end as we draft things that are blue. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.comFollow us on Twitter: x.com/SpitballersPodFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPodSubscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

"Eye rolls. Sarcasm. Door slams. Backtalk." How often have you felt that knot in your stomach when your child speaks to you with blatant disrespect? That moment when you've modeled respectful communication explained expectations clearly, and stayed calm... yet they still throw your efforts back in your face with contempt. You know you deserve better treatment. You know other families don't struggle with this level of disrespect. So why do your attempts to address it feel so ineffective? What if the gentle parenting movement—with all its beautiful wisdom about connection and empathy—has left you without practical tools for handling disrespect?  As a mother of five, I've discovered that mainstream parenting advice completely falls short when it comes to teaching children how to be respectful. It tells us to model respect (which is important!), but offers virtually nothing for what to do when that modeling isn't mirrored back. In this episode, I reveal: - The foundation that most parents are missing - The critical difference between demanding respect and commanding it - How your tone and delivery might affect your parenting - The exact language to use when addressing disrespect in the moment - Why mastering your triggers is essential This isn't about returning to harsh, authoritarian parenting. It's about finding that sweet spot between warm connection and clear leadership that helps your children develop into respectful individuals who will thrive in relationships and society. ___________________ Ready to command respect instead of begging for it? Join thousands of parents in The Studio where I teach the complete framework for family leadership. Join the waitlist at hifam.com/studio and transform how your children respond to you. Is your emotional reactivity undermining your parental authority? Join the Alchemize waitlist at hifam.com/alchemize to master your triggers and become the unshakable leader your family needs. 

Send us a textYo, Peaches is back in the team room, cracking open the recruiter life with TSgt Megan Gibson from the 330th in North Little Rock. From turning wannabes into warriors to outsmarting MEPS' relic tests, we're spilling the badass, behind-the-scenes magic of these unsung heroes. Sarcasm? Check. Real talk? Double check. Like, subscribe, check out our membership, leave a review, and consider joining the squad—because these recruiters are the spark you didn't know you needed!  Support the showJoin this channel to get access to perks: HEREBuzzsprout Subscription page: HERECollabs:Ones Ready - OnesReady.com 18A Fitness - Promo Code: 1Ready ATACLete - Follow the URL (no promo code): ATACLeteCardoMax - Promo Code: ONESREADYDanger Close Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYDFND Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYHoist - Promo Code: ONESREADYKill Cliff - Pro...