Podcasts about Sarcasm

What happens when two sarcastic people make children together? You end up with a kid who is genetically built to be sarcastic. That's what. Ask us how we know. This episode we are talking kid jokes, learning time and place, how sarcasm can still be empathetic, and then more kid jokes. We like kid jokes.Merch: Click HereTori's History Series: Click HereFind Gwenna's new book, "The Soul's Guide to the After Death" here: Click HereWe want to hear from you! Email us: childproofmail@gmail.com

As the host of The Gay Podcast for Everyone, Angela Briones shares her story of why she started the show, her coming out story to family, and her love for Queen Beyoncé.Tune in as Kathy and Angela talk all things G-A-Y! You can even play along with Kathy's genius idea of a game "Gay or Nay" and her failed attempt at a second game that well...didn't turn out so gay. Whether you're gay, straight, or an ally - you won't want to miss it!Follow Angela @thegaypodcast_foreveryone and listen wherever you check out podcasts!Follow us on social media @womenwhosarcast and @womenwhopodcastmagazine.Get the current issue of Women Who Podcast magazine at womenwhopodcastmag.com.All content © 2025 Women Who Sarcast and WWS Productions.

The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. 

Live from the Battle Born Broadcast Center, Battle Born Injury Lawyers attorney Matthew Hoffmann joins Cofield & Company to breakdown the denial of a proposed settlement to pay former student athletes who played in college before the start of NIL, detail the impact of an NIL cap would have on the different levels of college athletics, and give his legal insight on the report that the mayor of Reno, Nevada was being tracked by a GPS tracker placed on his vehicle. FS1 giving priority access to 2025 Formula 1 Las Vegas Grand Prix tickets to Nevada residents. NHL & MLB Network reporter, Jamie Hersch joins Cofield & Co. to recap the Vegas Golden Knights' 2-3 loss to the Colorado Avalanche, review Tomas Hertl being named a finalist for the NHL Masterton Trophy, and give her thoughts on Alex Olvechkin setting the new NHL goal record.

Marketing maestro Rob Ansbach joins us to share his wealth of experience and unique humoristic take on the world of marketing, drawing from his impressive portfolio of over 55 books. With a sharp wit and a penchant for sarcasm, Rob brings a fresh perspective to personal storytelling, LinkedIn etiquette, and the art of engaging audiences. Discover how Rob's humorous book, "LinkedIn Without the Cringe," cleverly critiques the flood of pitches in our inboxes, and learn why embracing one's quirks can build a formidable legacy in both marketing and life. In a candid conversation, Rob and Tony explore the intricacies of LinkedIn, comparing it to platforms like Facebook and reflecting on the flood of pitches that populate our inboxes. Rob's unique insights into social media etiquette and the behavior of online personalities reveal how to create value while maintaining professionalism. Rob touches on the power of humor and authenticity in crafting compelling stories that resonate with audiences. Through anecdotes, Rob illustrates how embracing one's unique qualities and staying true to personal beliefs can lead to success and deeper connections in both marketing and entrepreneurship. This discussion also covers the ever-changing landscape of modern marketing, where cultural shifts and influencers play a pivotal role in shaping public opinion. Rob shares his passion for building authority and legacy, emphasizing the importance of differentiation and knowledge transfer in business. Rob and Tony talk about the potential of AI in creating comedic content and the enduring appeal of physical books. Tune in as they navigate the world of podcast entrepreneurship, marketing strategies, and the art of crafting stories that leave a lasting impact. Key highlights: The Power of Storytelling and Sarcasm Navigating Marketing Challenges in Cultural Shifts Social Media Etiquette Legacy Building and Marketing Strategies Crafting Compelling Stories for Impact Embracing Uniqueness in Marketing Podcast Entrepreneurship and Marketing Connect with Rob Anspach: Website: anspachmedia.com Instagram: @robanspach Get Rob's books: getrobsbooks.com Connect with Tony Whatley: Website: 365driven.com Instagram: @365driven Facebook: 365 Driven

The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks. 

In this r/MaliciousCompliance episode, we dive into viral Reddit stories full of petty revenge, rule-following chaos, and satisfying outcomes. From a student who walks out of classroom cleaning duty, to a grounded teenager who finds a clever loophole, to a gym fail that proves why spotters matter, every story hits hard. We even meet a grocery store employee who follows a Karen's shopping list a little too perfectly. If you love Reddit revenge, entitled people getting what they deserve, and hilarious storytime moments, you won't want to miss this.Submit your own stories to KarmaStoriesPod@gmail.com.Karma Stories is available on all major Podcasting Platforms and on YouTube under the @KarmaStoriesPodcast handle. We cover stories from popular Reddit Subreddits like Entitled Parents, Tales From Tech Support, Pro Revenge and Malicious Compliance. You can find new uploads here every single day of the week!Rob's 3D Printing Site: https://Dangly3D.comBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/karma-stories--5098578/support.

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(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Segment 1: Ashton Hall has my attention, and it's mostly positive. Segment 2: Never thought I'd be into wine, but here we go! Segment 3: I discuss a condition about detailed memory recall and how it works with males emotions towards material items. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

There's a lot of advice about what to do to build a strong relationship. But what about the things emotionally healthy couples don't do?Join me, Marie Vakakis, a therapist, mental health, and relationships educator. In this episode, I explore six common habits that can damage trust, connection, and communication—and why avoiding them can make a big difference.Key takeaways:Sarcasm, eye-rolling, and small put-downs erode trust over time.Name-calling and labelling create emotional distance.Venting to friends instead of addressing issues can reinforce resentment.The silent treatment damages trust and communication.Forgetting milestones isn't about the big gestures—it's about showing care.Expecting one person to meet all emotional needs puts too much pressure on a relationship.If any of these sound familiar, you're not alone—and it's never too late to shift unhelpful patterns. If this episode resonates with you, share it with someone who might find it helpful. I'd love to hear your thoughts—reach out and let me know what stood out to you!Connected Teens https://marievakakis.com.au/connected-teens/ Connect with Marie https://thetherapyhub.com.au/ https://marievakakis.com.au/ https://www.instagram.com/marievakakis/Submit a question to the Podcasthttps://forms.gle/nvNQyw9gJXMNnveY6

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The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins. 

We discuss death and somehow end up on the subject of auto-erotic asphyxiation and the public’s need to know the gruesome details. Tony recalls a Robin Williams movie about this very subject. We come across a new suicide hotline number that appears on a sign posted in a Dunkin Donuts […]

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Segment 1 • Jesus used forceful language with pure motives; should we speak more boldly? • Sarcasm can be a tool, but it must be used wisely. • Jesus spoke with authority against the Pharisees—should we do the same? Segment 2 • The woke movement is harming indigenous cultures and perpetuating CRT. • Texas Rep. Brandon Gill takes on NPR's Katherine Maher on her past comments. • Standing firm in the face of media bias and woke agendas. Segment 3 • Where does the 40-day Lent tradition come from in the Bible? • Dedicating 40 days for spirituality should highlight a year-round commitment. • Examining Lent in light of scripture and Christian tradition. Segment 4 • Ray Comfort's insightful response to a young man struggling with self-worth. • “Lies My Therapist Told Me” could help those caught in lies about their identity. • Controversial quotes like “Is common ground on abortion possible?” spark frustration. ___ Preorder the new book, Lies My Therapist Told Me, by Fortis Institute Fellow Dr. Greg Gifford now! https://www.harpercollins.com/pages/liesmytherapisttoldme ___ Thanks for listening! Wretched Radio would not be possible without the financial support of our Gospel Partners. If you would like to support Wretched Radio we would be extremely grateful. VISIT https://fortisinstitute.org/donate/ If you are already a Gospel Partner we couldn't be more thankful for you if we tried!

Todd Pyro, host of Fox and Friends First, joins the show for a lively chat about everything from Governor Hot Wheels to college basketball's March Madness. He vents his frustration about not being invited to St. Louis for an event, while also revealing his love for the Tangled movie and how he feels about the simple strategy behind his bracket picks. The conversation also delves into serious topics like Bruce Pearl's bold stance on the hostage situation in Gaza, while mixing in fun anecdotes about fatherhood, his kids' wild behavior, and what would happen if he were to host an event in St. Louis. As always, Pyro delivers a unique blend of humor, sincerity, and sarcasm.

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Intro: A giant explosion right in front of my eyes...then I wake up. Segment 1: Don't touch other peoples cars...please, for your sake. Segment 2: If the worst happens be prepared, if the best happens, be invested. Segment 3: If your the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room...same goes for the gym, your job, your friends, etc. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

Have you considered that embracing authenticity might be the catalyst your law firm needs to accelerate growth and elevate your leadership impact? In this episode of The Game Changing Attorney Podcast, Michael Mogill sits down with Ross Pomerantz — better known as the mastermind behind “Corporate Bro.” Known for his brutally honest and hilarious take on the sales world, Ross has built a massive following by turning everyday professional absurdities into viral gold. From his early days grinding in tech sales to becoming a content icon, Ross opens up about his relentless pursuit of creativity, the power of humor, and why staying true to yourself is your greatest competitive advantage. Here's what you'll learn: Why bringing humanity into professional environments fosters stronger cultures, deeper connections, and more authentic business practices Learn how persistence, consistency, and owning your unique voice can create long-term success — no matter the industry Understand why mastering sales is non-negotiable for growth, and how respecting this function can unlock massive opportunities for your firm Join Michael and Ross as they unpack how humor, authenticity, and relentless execution can reshape business norms, build unforgettable brands, and challenge outdated definitions of “professionalism.” Whether you're scaling a law firm or building your personal brand, this episode will leave you with the mindset and tools to stand out, lead boldly, and win. ---- 00:00 – Introduction 03:45 – From Baseball to Sales: Ross's Unlikely Journey 09:22 – The Birth of Corporate Bro: Humor Meets Hustle 14:08 – Sadness as a Sales Philosophy 22:50 – Building a Brand Through Authenticity 30:17 – The Truth About Algorithms and Going Viral 38:55 – Walking the Line: Satire in a Hyper-Offended World 46:03 – Burnout, Mental Health, and Creative Longevity 52:49 – What Being a Game Changer Means to Ross ---- Links & Resources: Atlanta Braves Oracle Corporate Bro Dilbert comics Vine 8 Mile (film) Total Frat Move BroBible Brotopia by Emily Chang Larry Ellison Marc Benioff Madison Square Garden Software as a service (SaaS) ChatGPT Sweet James Duolingo DUDE Wipes Barstool Sports LeBron James Michael Jordan Golden State Warriors ---- Listening to this episode but want to watch it? Check it out on Spotify.  Do you love this podcast and want to see more game changing content? Subscribe to our YouTube channel. ---- Past guests on The Game Changing Attorney Podcast include David Goggins, John Morgan, Alex Hormozi, Randi McGinn, Kim Scott, Chris Voss, Kevin O'Leary, Laura Wasser, John Maxwell, Mark Lanier, Robert Greene, and many more. ---- If you enjoyed this episode, you may also like: 211. Pat Flynn — Superfans: How to Stand Out, Grow Your Tribe, and Build a Successful Business 260. Robert Simon — The Superpower of Authenticity: Building Communities with Aligned Values 327. AMMA — The Secret to Growth: Trust, Talent, and Turning Reputation Into an Advantage

The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning. 

Clean your foreskin or face the consequences... Sarcasm online just doesn't work... Making AI porn of Katie... Katie being socially awkward... Petrified wiener butter... Man dies during BDSM session... Always have your paperwork in order before jumping into some deep BDSM... Some off putting things that get people off... Big Baby... The Oyster Catchers vagina looking logo... All mascots are nightmare fuel... Indiana teacher arrested for banging a whole group of her students while wearing Halloween masks... You better be correct... The Cart Nark needs to go down... How we think Neanderthals' fucked... Another Florida couple arrested for having sex in front of a Wendy's. How is Katie connected to this??? Katie's run ins with the homeless at the camp... The woman who married one roller coaster is now pregnant with another roller coaster's child... Woman arrested for the second time for assault with a dildo... Glass dildos are more durable than you would think... Putting the dicks away for the cable guy... Urine therapy anyone??? Planning your sex life for the upcoming year, at least for one woman... The man who married identical triplets... That's some white people shit... Being Sabastian Janakowski... The spray foam ED treatment emergency room trip, again... Mmmmmm dick... Double tall boys!

For this Different Story I seek to give sarcasm a more proper assignment in life so that we can fittingly acknowledge its prominence.It's an indispensable mannerism that allows you to cut deep to get your point across and at the same time has a softening effect that instantly cauterizes the wound.I'll ask that you take note of how often it's used in your everyday conversations and to appreciate its complexity. 

What happens when religious leaders go wrong? Jesus rebukes the scribes and Pharisees and all who are like them for: I. Their ministry was devoid of authority from God, vv2-3. II. Their ministry was devoid of integrity. End of v3. III. Their ministry was devoid of the gospel, v4. IV. Their ministry was devoid of sympathy, end of v4 

Are you struggling with how to handle your child's tough emotions or challenging behaviors?Did you know that it's the small, everyday habits that are sabotaging your family's happiness and contributing to misbehavior?In this episode, we dive into the things we NEVER do as parents of 7 children to ensure a positive, nurturing family culture that helps our children grow into well-adjusted, confident, and emotionally resilient individuals.Raising kids is no easy task, but cultivating a loving and supportive environment where they can develop emotional maturity and healthy coping mechanisms is key. In this candid discussion, we reveal the strategies that have worked for our family to promote resilience and prevent common pitfalls like mocking, sarcasm, and unresolved anger.We discuss the importance of honesty and emotional authenticity, the value of constructive feedback, and how to address small issues before they grow into bigger problems. From avoiding the pitfalls of negative language to fostering open communication, this episode is packed with practical tips that help build a strong family dynamic.If you're ready to take your parenting to the next level, tune in to discover how focusing on the 'never-dos' can help you raise children who are equipped to handle life's challenges with resilience and confidence. Whether you're parenting toddlers or teenagers, the principles discussed in this episode will help you create a thriving, emotionally healthy family.Key Takeaways:✅ Small, intentional changes create a thriving family culture.✅ Sarcasm and teasing erode trust—kindness builds connection.✅ Strong parent-child attachments are the foundation of self-worth.✅ Harsh discipline creates emotional distance—love is more effective.✅. Technology should serve your family, not steal from it.✅ Saying "no" to distractions unlocks productivity and fulfillment.Chapters00:00 The Importance of Small Changes in Family Dynamics02:51 Creating a Positive Family Culture05:57 The Impact of Sarcasm and Teasing12:08 Building Strong Attachments Through Love17:47 The Dangers of Harsh Parenting24:03 The Role of Technology in Family Interactions34:05 Intentional Living and Productivity36:03 The Impact of Video Games on Success38:58 Media Consumption: Radio and TV42:14 The Power of Saying No44:06 Healthy Lifestyle Choices45:57 Communication and Emotional Authenticity49:05 Addressing Problems Early01:00:49 Creating a Positive Family CultureMemorable Quotes:

We've all been sarcastic. Whether it's your form of "humor" or a passive aggressive way to express an underlying opinion, we all should be actively growing out of it. There are more downsides to sarcasm than benefits. Happy listening!

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Segment 1: All these kids/adults getting whatever they want since birth, that debt is coming due soon, so who's to blame? Segment 2: Define being rich, try the pistachio method. Segment 3: When colleges lose their funding, where does the staff go? FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

If you've ever thought, Wow, my life is going way too well, don't worry—I've got you covered. In this episode, I dive into 21 habits that will slowly but surely derail your happiness, drain your bank account, and leave you wondering where it all went wrong. Some of them are so subtle, you might not even realize you're doing them… yet. But don't worry, by the end of this episode, you'll know exactly how to sabotage yourself with precision.For more go to: www.scottmlynch.comLevel up your life by joining my Patreon where you'll get exclusive content every week and more badass offerings (rips t-shirt in half, Hulk Hogan style, and runs around the room). And/or…Unlock practical and tactical insights on how to master your mindset and optimize your happiness directly to your inbox.If you're a glutton for punishment and want more swift kicks in the mind follow me on social:InstagramYouTubeLeave a review and tell me how I suck so I can stop doing that or you can also tell me about things you like. I'd be okay with that, too.Produced by ya boi.Past guests on The Motivated Mind include Chris Voss, Captain Sandy, Dr. Chris Palmer, Joey Thurman, Jason Harris, Koshin Paley Ellison, Rudy Mawer, Molly Fletcher, Kristen Butler, Hasard Lee, Natasha Graziano, ⁠David Hauser⁠, Cheryl Hunter, Michael Brandt, Heather Moyse, Tim Shriver, and Alan Stein, Jr.

Penny and Raj bring Sheldon out into the World of Sex.By baranbrat. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.(This episode includes first time & group sex)Raj & Penny shared two bottles of wine and commiserated over their disappointing love lives. The evening led to a bedroom romp with Sheldon hearing every sound from his bedroom. He complained to Amy, in an online chat, but he was clueless of just how smitten his libido was, and he was being further drawn in to the unfolding sex scene.Raj scooted up on the bed and Penny rested her beautiful head on his dark skinned chest. He looked over in the mirror and he felt his cock stiffen again.“What a sight to see, Penny's flushed face & long straight flaxen blonde hair covered half of my bare bronzed chest,” Raj said proudly, as he had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.He leaned down and planted a soft kiss on the top of her head.She smiled up at him and covered his mouth with her own and it was a tender kiss. Slowly tongues came out and danced from one mouth to the other. As the kiss grew more passionate, Penny's hand drifted down and she gripped Raj's cock in her long slim fingers. She stroked it up and down and when Raj rolled over on top of her she guided his thick, stiff cock to the entrance to her waiting pussy."Oh god, yes Raj, fuck my little pussy! Fuck it deep, yes, oh god yes, deeper, faster, faster. Oh my god you feel so fucking good in my cunt Raj!"Raj picked up the pace and now totally buried in her tight pussy, he fought hard not to cum too soon in this incredible pussy. He changed pace and slid from up and down, to side to side and it brought Penny to yet another orgasmPenny was constantly yelling out for Raj to fuck her harder and faster and Sheldon couldn't take any more of that yelling. He climbed out his window onto the wide concrete ledge and over to Leonard's window. He was about to knock on the pane of glass when he stopped and stared, open-mouthed, at the scene on Leonard's bed. Suddenly as Penny rode cowgirl on Raj's shaft, Sheldon felt a stirring in his loins and he could feel his long thick cock growing in his pajamas.Raj had rolled Penny over and she was now on top of Raj's dark muscular body. Her long slim thighs were clutching at his waist and she as she rose and fell, Sheldon's watched from just next to the headboard, as Raj's thick shiny, cum coated cock driving in and out of Penny's foaming pussy.Her eyes were closed as her large tits bounced and swayed up and down and from side to side. Sheldon let out a tiny gasp when he saw Raj's hands come up and began to maul those two gorgeous mounds of flesh.She was nearing yet another orgasm as her head tossed about, her long silky blonde hair flew about her upper body making her look ever-more desirable.Without noticing what he was going, Sheldon's cock had popped out of his pajama bottoms and was standing straight out. Kneeling tall, He continued to watch Penny and Raj fuck and his hand came down and began stroking his huge cock. His hand slid up and down at lightning speed as Penny slammed her lush body down faster and faster on Raj's cock.Suddenly Penny stiffened and she yelled out; Oh yes! Raj, fill my aching cunt with your cum, shoot it deep and fill my womb with your hot Indian cum!"When Sheldon saw and heard this, he lost it too; and started shooting his heavy load all over Leonard's bedroom window. He let out a loud deep grunt, and when he did, Penny and Raj quickly looked at the window.Penny yelled out; "What the fuck, Sheldon!" She suddenly stopped talking when her eyes took in the huge piece of meat in Sheldon's hand."Get your ass in here, Sheldon! You could fall and kill yourself," she ordered.He was totally flustered, but managed to stuff his semi-erect cock back in his pajamas, and opening the window, climbed in and just stood there staring at the naked couple, still connected by Raj's stiff pole,"Uh sorry, Penny, but I never seen two people having coitus before.""My god, Sheldon, you just came all over the window watching Raj and me. Can't you call it what it is, We were fucking! We're going to start again and if you drop those pajama bottoms and come over here, maybe I'll suck your cock while Raj fucks me again!""Oh no, Penny, I couldn't do that!"He ran to the door and opened it, but didn't leave. He just stood there while Penny rolled halfway off of Raj and lifting her upper thigh flashed Sheldon her oozing pussy and Raj's thick cock covered in his and her cum juices. She reached down to Raj's semi-flaccid cock and stroked it several times, it came back to life. "My god, Raj, don't you ever quit?" Penny declared with delight.He smiled; "With a woman as beautiful and as sexy as you are, it isn't hard staying hard!""Ah ha, I get it, staying hard, good one Raj. Now stuff that fucking cock back in my pussy and fuck me good and hard from behind. After seeing Sheldon's huge cock, it got me all hot and horny again!" Penny was on hands and knees while Raj pivoted around her ass and penetrated. His long arms reached forward to grab her pendulous swaying tits.Sheldon just stood there near the open door, not knowing what to do, but as Penny started moaning and watching Raj play with her firm tits, his cock started to betray him again and it was soon making a large tent out of his pajama bottoms."Come on Sheldon; get your ass over to the edge of the bed on my side!"Reluctantly, he slowly slipped over to the bed and he jumped half a foot when Penny suddenly reached out and yanked his pants down."Oh my god, Sheldon, you're fucking huge!"He giggled; Well Penny, they make everything bigger in East Texas, bazinga!"Raj continued to slide in and out of Penny's pussy from behind as she reached out and began stroking Sheldon's cock. Without a doubt it had to be perhaps twelve inches, and when she wrapped her hand around it, her fingers didn't touch. She wanted desperately to shove that monster in her mouth, but was afraid he'd rip her tonsils out. She leaned forward and ran her tongue around and around the huge mushroom-like head and it jumped. A drop of pre-cum oozed out.Penny greedily lapped the drop up, and it excited her even more. Opening her mouth, her lips stretched to the max, she was able to take about five inches in before he hit the back of her throat. She pulled her mouth off his cock and she was drooling all over his cock. She swiped the huge piece of meat across her lips and cheek; "Oh my god, Sheldon; with a cock this big, why the fuck aren't you using it. I know several women who would die to get their lips and pussies wrapped around it!""Sorry, Penny; that consists of touching and you know how much I hate having anyone touching me!""Ah ha, Sheldon; it looks like I'm touching you right now and you seem to like it!""Penny, don't confuse me. I know what I said and I know that what you are doing feels different, but I'm still not convinced it's what I want.""Well Sheldon, let me convince you! Oh god, Raj; yes just like that, fuck me slow and deep while I get Sheldon all hot and bothered!"She shook her long blonde hair and it swayed back and forth across Sheldon's stiff cock. Her hand slid slowly up and down the thick shaft and her mouth followed. Her tongue swiped up and down the shaft several times and when she lifted her mouth his entire cock was shiny and dripping with her saliva. She continued to stroke the shaft and as Raj picked up the pace, fucking her from behind, so did Penny, stroking Sheldon's cock."Oh Penny, what are you doing to me! I feel like my insides are being torn out, I don't like that!"She giggled; "Just you wait, sweetie; when you cum you're going to feel completely different!"She picked up the pace and so did Raj; and soon all three of them were groaning.Sheldon was first; "Oh my, I know what you mean now, Penny! With that he started cumming, he came buckets, covering Penny's face, chest and arm.This triggered an orgasm in her loins and as she covered Raj's cock with her hot cum, he also let go, filling Penny's hot cunt with his creamy Indian cum.Sheldon, unable to stand; pushed Penny further back on the bed and collapsed besides her.Penny draped an arm across Sheldon, her large stiff nipples tits pressed against his back and he snuggled with his back towards her. "Ah look Raj, Sheldon's maintaining human contact!"Sheldon turned his head; "Well okay, Penny; but no kissing, I don't like kissing, too many germs!"Let me get this straight Sheldon, I can put your cock in my mouth and suck you off where you pee from, but you won't kiss me?"That's right, Missy; especially after you had my penis in your mouth!""Before the night is over Sheldon, I guarantee I'll have you eating my pussy!" Penny rolled to her back, pulling Sheldon with her. Raj, having spent another load in Penny's luscious cunt, had laid his back down on her other side.He shook his head; "Oh, I doubt that!"Just then, Amy Farrah Fowler came rushing into the open room and stopped dead in her tracks when she saw  the gloriously naked Penny laid out between equally naked men; stroking both Raj's cum coated cock and Sheldon's monstrous cock."Oh my, Bestie; what are you doing to my boyfriend?"Sheldon jumped up, his cock bobbing up and down making Amy let out a; "Woo!""I am not your boyfriend, Amy. I am a boy and you are my friend, but I am not your boyfriend!"Penny looked up at him; "Really, Sheldon; that's all you can say to Amy now? I'm here, naked; stroking your cock and all you can say is Amy isn't your girlfriend!"Amy looked down at Sheldon's huge cock and looking over at Raj took a deep breath; "Woo!"Sheldon looked at her; "Amy, what are you doing here at this hour?""Sheldon, we were communicating about all the noise Penny and Raj were making, and suddenly you went off the grid. I got concerned and rushed over to see if you were alright."Penny sat up, her large tits stared directly at Amy; "Ah, Sheldon, see she was concerned, that's what a girlfriend does!""Once again she is my friend and she is a girl, but she is not my girlfriend!"Raj knelt up and reaching out took a hold of Amy's hand; "Amy Farrah Fowler, would you like to join us?"She licked her lips and stared at his large swollen cock totally covered in Penny's pussy juices; "Woo!"Raj slid to the edge of the bed and took her large handbag and placed it on the floor. He reached up and removed her large rimmed glasses; "I always wondered how you looked under these glasses. Just as I suspected, your eyes are very pretty."Raj reached up and undid the large clasp holding her long dark brown hair back. He combed his fingers through it and draped it over her shoulders. "See Amy you already look very appealing!"He slowly unbuttoned her sweater and began on her high collared blouse. Leaning forward he placed tiny kisses on her neck and as her blouse came unbuttoned his face followed the open blouse, placing tiny kisses down her chest.Amy's breathing was becoming more labored as Raj slipped the blouse and sweater off her shoulders and it fell to the floor. She was wearing a simple cotton bra and Raj quickly unhooked that and drawing it off her shoulders was pleasantly surprised on just how full and firm her tits were. These twin beauties were kept locked up and covered for way too long. Her nipples were teardrop and her areoles were a bright pink. They were just a bit more than a handful, but a good B size Raj thought.Raj leaned forward and took one upturned nipple in-between his dark lips and drawing it into his mouth he lapped at it with his tongue.Amy let out another; "Woo, Woo, Woo!" She crushed his face against her tit and he continued his assault on first one and then the other tit.Penny climbed out of the bed and headed for the bathroom to clean-up and get ready for the next round of fucking, at least she hoped for another round, she was still horny and watching Raj and Amy got her turned on again.Back in the bedroom, Raj now had Amy on her back and had removed her thick corduroy skirt. He pulled at her thick black tights and they came off, along with her cotton panties.Once again Raj was pleasantly surprised by Amy full, but shapely legs. They were in no way in the same class as Penny's but for the dumpy looking nerd, now naked before him, she looked rather appealing. One obstacle was her rather large growth of hair around her pussyRaj ran his fingers through her thick growth and finding her wet lips slipped a finger into her pussy.Amy once again let out a burst of Woo's and rolled her head from side to side on the bed.Penny came back into the room, once again looking like a million bucks, her make-up repaired and her hair once again brushed, looking as sexy as ever. Slipped onto the bed and took a spot between Amy and Sheldon."Oh Amy, you are just going to love the way Raj eats pussy. I think it's that Indian in him and all that Karma Sutra crap!"Raj looked up at Penny; "Oh Penny I think that is racist, but thank you!" He lowered his mouth and fishing through all that hair found her pussy. Spreading her lips he dove in and within seconds had Amy squirming and panting her way towards her first orgasm produced by someone other than herself.Penny watched Raj bringing Amy to her first real orgasm, her hand found Sheldon's stiff cock. She pushed his hand away as he was stroking his cock watching Raj eating Amy; "So Sheldon, are you ready for some pussy eating?""Oh no Penny, there is no way I'm putting my mouth down there where you go pee pee!"She laughed; "I guarantee before the night is over we will have you eating pussy!""I don't think so! Just look at Raj, his entire face is covered in her pee pee!""Sheldon, you didn't read the book Leonard and I gave you, did you? That isn't pee, it's her pussy juices, bluntly put, her cum!""Oh my, see your promiscuity does make you an expert on something!""Hey!""Penny it's a complement, take it that way! My lord there is no pleasing you is there?""Oh yes there is Sheldon. Are you ready to please me again?" She lowered her mouth and took the head of his cock into her mouth."Oh lord!" Sheldon threw his head back and now, for the first time began to play with her hair with one hand and his other hand reached down and cupped her tit.Amy now had Raj on his back and she tried to mimic Penny as she began sucking on Raj's cock.Soon the room was filled with both Raj and Sheldon moaning and groaning as they both raced towards another orgasm.On in the hallway Bernadette was knocking on Penny's door, but got no answer. Just then Leonard and Priya came up the stairs. Seeing Bernadette, Leonard spoke up; "Hi Bernadette, I got a text earlier from Raj saying Penny was in our place. Would you like to come in and see?"Speaking out in Howard's mother's voice said; "What do you think Leonard? Why would I come this far and not come over across the hall to find out?""Wow, Bernadette, where is this all coming from?"Back in her normal voice said; "I'm sorry Leonard, Howard and I just had another fight about Glenn and his huge, you know what!""That's okay Bernadette, come on in and let's see if Penny is here, okay?"She nodded and followed Priya and Leonard into the apartment. The living room was empty, but they all heard noises coming from down the hall.The three of them headed down the hall, past the bathroom and Sheldon's room and just before they entered Leonard's bedroom they heard Sheldon say; "Oh yes Penny suck my big cock nice and deep!"They burst into the room and Raj and Sheldon were nearly prone on the bed with both of their bellies and crotches covered with dark brown and blonde hair. They both had their eyes closed as Amy and Penny bobbed up and down on their stiff cocksLeonard cleared his throat and Sheldon and Raj opened their eyes. Neither Amy nor Penny heard them as they continued to suck and swallow their big shafts.Raj spoke up; "Oh hi Leonard, sis, Bernadette! Look Leonard, Amy and Penny are giving us blowjobs!""I can see that Raj, but why?""Who knows, but why fight it. I can't decide who the better cock sucker is. Penny is more experienced and really knows how to get a guy off, but Amy is inexperienced and is very enthusiastic! I know Penny fucks great, but haven't tried Amy yet to compare!"Leonard was getting upset; "You Fucked Penny?"Raj was smiling from ear to ear; "twice and I even came in her pussy once!"Priya was getting upset; "Why are you getting upset Leonard? Penny isn't your girlfriend any longer, I am, well at least I was!""It's just he's banging her in My bed Priya!""Oh so it's okay for you to, as you would say, Bang me, in Raj's bed, but he can't bang Penny in your bed?"In a quiet voice he said; "Well yeah!""Wrong answer there Leonard. She walked over to the edge of the bed and looked down at Sheldon from a better angle; "Oh my god Penny, that cock is unbelievable!"Penny popped her mouth off of it, saliva was dripping from her bee stung lips; "I know, isn't it incredible. It's such a shame that this huge cock is attached to such a crazy person.Sheldon looked down at the two completely different women; "Hey Penny, I resent that, I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested."Priya could feel her pussy begin to moisten; "Penny do you mind if I tried some of that?""No Priya give it your best shot. I was getting a little tired anyways. That cock is so thick; my jaw was starting to ache a little bit.""No problem Penny, knowing the Karma Sutra and things like that, in India we practice on large vegetables and even sacred cows to take large cocks down out tiny throats."Penny looked at Leonard, her eyes went wide and she mouthed the word "Wow!"Penny moved aside and bumped into Amy who was now on her back.Raj was between her thighs and just about to enter her cum covered cunt. The thick growth of hair was matted down with Raj's saliva and her own juices.Her legs came up and wrapped around Raj's dark muscled back and as he entered her, her mouth came open and a loud moan escaped; "Oh Penny I know why you fuck all those men, it is fantastic!""Hey, I don't fuck a lot of guys!""Yeah sure Bestie, keep telling yourself that! Now swing that pussy over here and let me lick you while Raj has his way with me!"Penny was shocked and a bolt of excitement coursed through her body at the same time. Without thinking it out she threw one shapely thigh over Amy's head and felt Amy's hands grab her hips and pull her down to her mouth.Penny let out a loud groan and squeezing her own tits, rolling her pussy up and down Amy's face.On the other side of the bed Priya had her pants off and knelt over Sheldon, her dark blue satin blouse was open and Sheldon was running his hands up and down her back urging her on as she licked and teased his cock.Priya rose up and tossed her blouse aside and her tight, petite dark body was hovering over that huge cock, dressed in a skimpy matching pair of black lace bra and panties.Leonard stood off to the side, he had removed his shirt and pants and his cock pushed against the silky boxers Priya had brought for him. He dropped his shorts and kicked them aside and as he stroked his cock, his eyes darted from Penny who was nearing an orgasm from Amy's tongue and then looking at his gorgeous dark haired beauty, stroking his so called best buddy and roommate, Sheldon.All of a sudden Bernadette came into view. She stepped in-between the bed and Leonard and taking a couple of short steps backwards came in contact with Leonard's sizeable cock. It bumped rather hard against her ample ass and she quickly pushed harder against him.Without thinking he wrapped his arms around her and drew her tightly against his body.Bernadette let out a squeal and began humping away at Leonard's cock.His hands came up and cupped her huge tits through her sweater and dress. His head came down and began to ravish her neck and ear.Bernadette went wild. She ripped off her sweater and tossed it aside. She took a couple of steps forward and placed her hands on the edge of the bed. Turning towards Leonard her mouth covered his. They swapped spit as his hands took fistfuls if her wavy long blonde hair and kissed her wildly.Breaking the kiss she groaned into his mouth; "Leonard, pull up my dress and fuck me. Fuck me doggy and fuck me good and hard. I need a cock in me that's bigger than my big toe!"Leonard could not believe how lucky he was. He had second thoughts about fucking Howard's fiancée but when she bent over the bed and threw her full skirt up and he stared at her gorgeous butt. Those short, but shapely legs were encased in opaque dark brown stocking that ended at mid-thigh and were held up by black garters, he threw all caution to the wind and pulling her lacy white panties to one side leaned forward and parting her tight lipped pussy, slipped his cock into her.In the Mrs. Wolowitz voice she screamed out; Come on Leonard, shove that big prick of yours in the blonde Catholic girl! Fuck me good and hard, make me cum like I need so bad to do. Oh fuck, watching Priya and Sheldon go at it is making me so fucking horny. I can't believe Amy is eating Penny! I want to try that next."Leonard held onto her garters as he pulled her against him as he drove forward.Bernie threw her head back, her long golden blonde curls danced on her shoulders and down her back.Leonard gathered her silky hair in his hands and pulling on them pulled her harder against him. He turned her head and shoved his tongue halfway into her mouth as she met his and kissed him back. Her glasses fell off and he stopped as he looked into her eyes; "My god Bernadette, your eyes are gorgeous! I never realized just how green and alluring they are!""Thank you Leonard, Howard never noticed them and it pisses me off, he's such a putz! Now stop talking, and start fucking the Catholic girl!"Leonard started off slow, sliding in and out of Bernadette's tight, wet pussy. He slowly picked up the pace and soon was slapping his sweaty skin against her thick thighs and she was moaning constantly. He reached up and, unzipping the back of her dress, drew it off her shoulders and down about her waist.Penny stared at Bernadette's huge tits; "My god Bernadette, why do you always hide those gorgeous tits of yours? If I had tits like that I'd always be showing them off!"Sheldon scoffed; "What do you mean Penny, you aren't hardly half that big and you are always flashing them at Leonard!""I do not!" the aspiring actress protested.Priya responded, pulling Sheldon's cock from her mouth; "Oh yes you do!""Do not!"Raj, Amy, and Bernadette all responded; "Yes you do!""Oh shut up, and just; shut up!" In a whispered Penny replied; "Do not!"Leonard just nodded as he continued fucking Bernadette from behind; "I don't mind, Penny, brings back more great mammaries!"Sheldon scoffed again; "Sarcasm, right?"In a long voice Leonard responded; "Right!"Raj pulled out of Amy's well fucked cunt and his cock was coated in her thick creamy cum.Bernadette stared at it as Leonard continued to fuck her and she had a strong urge to suck Amy's cum from Raj's stiff cock.Leonard slowed his inward strokes and reaching down began to wiggle her dress back and forth on her ample hips. As it slipped free he briefly pulled out of her and slid the dress to her knees, where she quickly discarded the dress from her legs.Leonard drew her panties off, now giving him freer access to her dripping pussy. He slipped back into her pussy and began pounding her faster and deeper. He reached up and gripped at the bra, unhooking it, it fell from her body and he immediately replaced the bra cups with his hands. Leonard began mauling her huge tits and it sent Bernadette over the top as she started cumming all over his invading cock.:"Oh yes, Leonard; fuck me, fuck me good and hard,” Bernadette bellowed like a wild woman. “Oh fuck! I just love having my big titties played with, it makes me cum so much faster!"When she finally stopped cumming, Leonard pulled his cum coated cock from her pussy. It made a slurping, sucking sound from the intense suction his cock had caused.Bernadette moaned in frustration; "Oh please Leonard, don't stop. Oh fuck, I want to cum again!"The buxom petite let out a loud scream and giggled when Leonard suddenly flipped her over and with her ass sitting on the edge of the bed; he threw her stocking clad legs over his shoulders and buried his face in her foaming pussy. He latched onto her pussy and she let out a loud growl.Penny laughed; "Oh my god, Bernadette, you are in for a treat! Leonard has to be the best pussy-eater I've ever been with!"Sheldon laughed; "Wow, Leonard, that's saying something seeing just how many men Penny has been with!""Hey!", Penny protested."Bazinga!"To be continued in part 3.By baranbrat for Literotica

A quick update that early registration is now open for Thom's upcoming annual retreat in Sedona, Arizona, this Memorial Day weekend from May 22nd to 26.This is Thom's first retreat in the United States since the epic Maha Kumbha Mela held earlier this year in Prayagraj, India, so Thom has many fascinating new stories to share. The Sedona Rounding Retreat is also your opportunity to gift yourself profound rest and industrial-strength meditation through the daily rounding program. This is your chance to transcend uncertainty in the ever-changing world and celebrate spring surrounded by nature, supported by community, and immersed in wisdom with Thom.  Early registration discounts expire on March 17th, and you can find out more at thomknoles.com/sedona.Jai Guru Deva.Words matter. The way in which we speak, and the words we use, reflect a great deal about how we perceive ourselves and how we perceive our place in the world. In this unapologetically short episode, Thom invites us to consider whether or not we might be overusing the word sorry in our day-to-day interactions with one another. Considering the connection between sorry and sorrow, the alternatives Thom proposes may be more impactful than you might first think.Episode Highlights[00:45] A Life of Constant Sorrow[02:34] Sarcasm and Narcissism[04:41] You Deserve the Best[06:47] Mea Culpa[08:34] A Willingness to Take Responsibility for What We're ExperiencingUseful Linksinfo@thomknoles.com https://thomknoles.com/https://www.instagram.com/thethomknoleshttps://www.facebook.com/thethomknoleshttps://www.youtube.com/c/thomknoleshttps://thomknoles.com/ask-thom-anything/

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Segment 1: It's official. After three years, the podcast is finally returning to where it belongs, in a big way. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

In this episode, Aaron and Alexander examine two Reddit stories about overreacting and offer advice using the J.U.S.T. Philosophy. In the first story, they discuss a common relationship conflict where partners accuse each other of gaslighting, emphasizing the importance of internal work and clarity in relationships. The second story examines a husband's inappropriate 'joke' amidst his stress and how miscommunication and emotional reactions can escalate conflict.

The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze penguin pecker doesn't necessarily fit the decor of every room. 

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You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat! If you want to have any pudding, join the Amys and their esteemed guest, Jean Donaldson, world-renowned dog trainer, author, and founder of The Academy for Dog Trainers, for a conversation about the state of the training world and how training trainers is serious business.Grab a

(For Entertainment Purposes only, always seek a qualified professional.) Support: PositiveSarcasm.com/Donate Segment 1: Try Fork-Lyft, not regular Lyft. Segment 2: Is landing safely now an additional fee? Just askin... Segment 3: The world has always conspired, please dose me slowly. FREE STOCKS, IRA, CASH MANAGEMENT: https://a.webull.com/S4xAPPzv9rXFMdF8Q4 Sign up via my referral link now and claim up to 15 FREE stocks! https://j.moomoo.com/00EoSC Trade Stocks and Crypto Reward when you sign up: https://etoro.tw/47OmXMl PositiveSarcasm.com - 2014 Therapy for yourself, for couples, for teens: https://www.betterhelp.com/ If you are completely out of options: https://988lifeline.org/ Wellness guides: Mel Robbins: https://www.youtube.com/@melrobbins Dr. Jordan B Peterson https://www.youtube.com/@JordanBPeterson

The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persian Pizza is the only acceptable pre-war meal for the warrior not counting calories. 

Spit Hit for Feb 27th, 2025:On today's show, we discuss hairy backs, feathery insults, and vitamin piles. Then, play along and see if you can beat this week's winner of ‘Man of the People'. Then stick around till the end as we draft things that are blue. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.comFollow us on Twitter: x.com/SpitballersPodFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPodSubscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

In this insightful and inspiring episode, we take a deep dive into the emotional complexities that shape our experiences as medical professionals. Drawing wisdom from Brené Brown's Atlas of the Heart, we explore how paradox, irony, sarcasm, and cognitive dissonance influence both our interactions with patients and our own well-being. We unpack the definitions of these concepts, examine their roles in clinical practice, and discuss strategies for navigating these intricate emotional dynamics with compassion and awareness. From the challenges of aligning personal values with professional recommendations to the power of rethinking and unlearning, this episode is filled with thought-provoking insights and real-life examples. Key Takeaways: Understanding Cognitive Dissonance: The mental discomfort of holding conflicting beliefs is more common than we think. Recognizing and naming our feelings can help reduce their power. Aligning personal values with professional recommendations can prevent burnout and foster integrity. Practicing non-judgmental communication builds trust and deepens patient relationships. Embracing Paradox in Medicine: Paradox exists when contradictory elements coexist, such as balancing empathy with objectivity. The "both/and" approach (instead of "either/or") can lead to more nuanced and compassionate decision-making. Cultivating comfort with ambiguity and practicing reflective listening enhances patient care. Irony in Clinical Practice: The outcome of a situation may sometimes contradict expectations, offering powerful lessons in humility and awareness. Recognizing irony thoughtfully can provide insights while fostering resilience and understanding. The Role of Sarcasm: Sarcasm can be a tool for stress relief but also has the potential to alienate others. Using humor with intention ensures it strengthens rather than weakens connections. Prioritizing clear and empathetic communication fosters stronger relationships with both colleagues and patients. Resisting Comfort Over Courage: Growth happens in discomfort—choosing to align actions with values, even when difficult, leads to personal and professional fulfillment. Learning to rethink and unlearn beliefs that no longer serve us is a powerful tool for transformation. Compassion, both for ourselves and others, is essential in the ever-evolving world of medicine. Final Thoughts:This episode challenges us to lean into discomfort, reframe our perspectives, and embrace the complexities of human emotion with curiosity and courage. By fostering awareness, practicing self-compassion, and embracing paradox, we can become more resilient and empathetic physicians, colleagues, and caregivers. References Brown, B. (2021). Atlas of the Heart: Mapping Meaningful Connection and the Language of Human Experience. Random House. Festinger, L. (1957). A Theory of Cognitive Dissonance. Stanford University Press. Cameron, K. S., & Quinn, R. E. (1988). Paradox and Transformation: Toward a Theory of Change in Organization and Management. Ballinger Publishing Company. Booth, W. C. (1974). A Rhetoric of Irony. University of Chicago Press. Lee, C. J., & Katz, A. N. (1998). "The use of sarcasm in conversations: Cognitive and social perspectives." Journal of Pragmatics, 29(4), 503-522. Free Video: "How to Crush Physician Burnout (for Good) without Cutting Back Hours, Quitting Medicine, or 'Sucking it Up' in Silence"

"Eye rolls. Sarcasm. Door slams. Backtalk." How often have you felt that knot in your stomach when your child speaks to you with blatant disrespect? That moment when you've modeled respectful communication explained expectations clearly, and stayed calm... yet they still throw your efforts back in your face with contempt. You know you deserve better treatment. You know other families don't struggle with this level of disrespect. So why do your attempts to address it feel so ineffective? What if the gentle parenting movement—with all its beautiful wisdom about connection and empathy—has left you without practical tools for handling disrespect?  As a mother of five, I've discovered that mainstream parenting advice completely falls short when it comes to teaching children how to be respectful. It tells us to model respect (which is important!), but offers virtually nothing for what to do when that modeling isn't mirrored back. In this episode, I reveal: - The foundation that most parents are missing - The critical difference between demanding respect and commanding it - How your tone and delivery might affect your parenting - The exact language to use when addressing disrespect in the moment - Why mastering your triggers is essential This isn't about returning to harsh, authoritarian parenting. It's about finding that sweet spot between warm connection and clear leadership that helps your children develop into respectful individuals who will thrive in relationships and society. ___________________ Ready to command respect instead of begging for it? Join thousands of parents in The Studio where I teach the complete framework for family leadership. Join the waitlist at hifam.com/studio and transform how your children respond to you. Is your emotional reactivity undermining your parental authority? Join the Alchemize waitlist at hifam.com/alchemize to master your triggers and become the unshakable leader your family needs. 

Send us a textYo, Peaches is back in the team room, cracking open the recruiter life with TSgt Megan Gibson from the 330th in North Little Rock. From turning wannabes into warriors to outsmarting MEPS' relic tests, we're spilling the badass, behind-the-scenes magic of these unsung heroes. Sarcasm? Check. Real talk? Double check. Like, subscribe, check out our membership, leave a review, and consider joining the squad—because these recruiters are the spark you didn't know you needed!  Support the showJoin this channel to get access to perks: HEREBuzzsprout Subscription page: HERECollabs:Ones Ready - OnesReady.com 18A Fitness - Promo Code: 1Ready ATACLete - Follow the URL (no promo code): ATACLeteCardoMax - Promo Code: ONESREADYDanger Close Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYDFND Apparel - Promo Code: ONESREADYHoist - Promo Code: ONESREADYKill Cliff - Pro...

The guys discuss why you should NEVER share a communion wafer with Damon, when achieving proper feng shui requires placing the TC directly in the crevice, and how easily badgers can fill up when devouring an impressive hog. 

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The guys discuss how a renaissance man could knock a soldier off a horse at 100 yards without using an arrow, why a ménage a trios with a Sasquatch will cost you your alimony, and when a 6 year old “farmer” cancelled Valentine's Day for the entire school. 

February hits, and suddenly, love is supposed to look like a rom-com. But what if your relationship feels… meh? Or worse, on the brink? Before you make a drastic move, let's talk about 5 relationship strategies that actually work—none of which involve buying lingerie or scheduling weekly date nights.In this episode, I break down: ✅ Why how you fight matters more than if you fight✅ The power of “positive illusions” (and why they're the secret sauce of happy couples)✅ A counterintuitive mindset shift that strengthens connection instantly✅ What to stop doing right now if you want real intimacy✅ The small habit that could change everythingThese aren't the usual, recycled relationship tips. They're backed by research, tested in real life, and might just save your sanity (and your relationship).

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Listen with FREE Interactive Transcript only on the RealLife App. Struggling to catch the jokes in English movies, TV shows, or conversations? In this episode, we'll show you how to unlock English humor, sarcasm, and wordplay so you can laugh along like a pro. Learn the secrets behind what makes things funny and boost your cultural understanding of English comedy. By the end, you'll never miss a punchline again! Show notes here. .......... Follow us on: RealLife English (YouTube) Learn English with TV Series (YouTube)

The guys discuss why you have to set your manager down to make eggs above Niagara Falls, when a sarcastically smiling moon only adds humor to an otherwise indescribable morning, and how there's no copay for at home dentistry.