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Just a dude.. disguised as another dude.. talking about anything and everything. First timer... Super Pod Virgin... so be kind, rewind, tune in, and share me with your friends. Weekly episodes, special guests, and extreme nothingness!

Jay Jones


    • Mar 1, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 99 EPISODES


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    EP97 - Three Mo Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 24:05


    It's almost over!!!! Just a little solo EP with Jay this week. Thanks for joining us.

    EP96 The End is Near

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 40:37


    Mike and Jay are back together this week as the end draws nearer.

    EP95 Jay do be Jayin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 33:17


    Just a solo episode this week for the Jay with Mike out with a bad case of halitosis.

    EP94 Adios Tejas

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 65:39


    This week Mike and Jay discuss the Stooper Bowl, Texas civil unrest, and other bullhonky.

    EP93 The Bandito Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 61:53


    The boys are back and so is the Drunkin Bandit. Thanks for joining us!

    EP92 The Drunken Bandit - a 9.75 finger story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 59:44


    Mike is back this week and the boys are joined by their friend The Drunken Bandit... who might just be the most interesting hillbilly, truck drivin', finger smashin', gun slangin', 2nd amendment lovin', REAL Mexican food eatin'..... man in the world... or at least in Oklahoma.

    EP91 - What's a Keb?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 67:04


    A conversation with Mr. The Keb... a damn good time.

    Mé·​nage à Trois - Under the Covers III

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 51:29


    A musical episode filled with cover songs! Welcome to 2024

    EP89 - The Final Countdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 48:16


    It's the FINAL COUNTDOWN!!! With only 11 episodes left Mike and Jay are as worthless as they were the 89 episodes ago!

    EP88 Donkey Dongs

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 60:08


    LESSSSSS RIDE!!!! Them Broncos and the boys are back this week... join us as we ride down the path of nothingness together.

    EP87 Thoughts and Prayers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 48:50


    Another Incredible episode by your moms favorite podcasters. Tune in and turn up!

    EP86 New New Schmagoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 49:42


    Another week of absolute nothingness... thanks for listening.

    EP85 Black Friday Santa Rides Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 60:08


    Mike is back to save Jay from is lonely prison and to spread love and happiness on this Black Friday.

    EP84 - Solo Jay... Oh No

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 34:15


    Ain't NO way this is gonna be good... Jay is flying solo this week... and decides it's ok to give a sermon to the listeners... Oh boy.

    EP83 Off to the 702

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 58:52


    This week it's all about the nonsense.... join Jay and Mike as they roll through the nothingness hand in hand.

    Discount Texans

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 53:50


    This week the boys discuss winter weather effects on tires, T Swizzle, THE Broncos, and of course some musical ministry with Mike. Thanks for listening.

    EP81-Fug Yo Paperclips

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 60:30


    This week is another week of total bs and nonsense with your favorite two steppin' daddies. Suck my dust kid.

    EP80 Boyayoing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 61:06


    Back at it again... Thanks for joining us!

    EP79 - Duck Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 54:51


    This week Jay decides to jump into the show by discussing things way beyond his realm. Oh boy.... thank goodness Mike is there to get him back on track. Just the Tip... and Mike's Musical Ministry is in full effect this week.

    EP78 - Kiss It On The Lips

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 48:44


    The boys are back! A new episode full of absolutely nothing and everything at once.

    EP77 - Under the Covers Part Deux (a musical)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 58:22


    It's that time again... a full musical episode all about the cover songs. Sit back relax... and enjoy.

    The Stupid Two Penny Minute

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 68:31


    This week author, comedian, podcaster, and all around good-guy, Mr. The Keb from the Stupid History Minute Podcast joins us to discuss his soon to be best selling book, The Stupid History Book. Set to hit the shelves October 1st! Link to Keb's socials, and to purchase your copy of his new book are listed below! Use Code TWOPENNY to recieve a special discount at check-out, and to have your copy personally autographed by Keb! Send in an additional $1.27 and I'll pitch in a picture of my feet. You're welcome! website - https://www.unfpod.com book link - https://www.unfpod.com/the-stupid-history-minute

    EP75 Terminal Erectus

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 53:49


    This week is all over the board... stupidity at its finest!

    terminal erectus
    EP74 - Backwards Burrito

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2023 50:28


    This week Jay. and Mike discuss Busey, along with Just the Tip and Mike's Musical Ministry. Find us on YouTube at The Two Penny!

    EP73 - Quickie's Are Cool

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 37:19


    Little quick show for the boys this week.... thank you for listening and please tune in on the TUBE for our live recording each and every Monday at 9PM EST.

    EP72 - Fetish Soup

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 57:38


    This week... it's all stupid.. all the time as the boys dive down the hole of fetish and kink.

    EP71 - Degenerates We Be

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2023 55:31


    The Boys are back baby! NFL Power Rankings... and the Keb joins us for his thoughts on the NFL. Mike shares some of his gambling advice... or thoughts... whatever. And as always... Mike's Musical Ministry.

    Takin' a Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 2:19


    This week Jay and Mike take a week off to enjoy some summer. Truth is Mike is busy and Jay is too buy with all his women to do a show. See ya next week!

    EP70 - Spread the Golden Arches

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 58:16


    This week it's just the boys talking about McD's international menu, bussy kissin, Just the Tip, and of course Mike's Musical Ministry.

    EP69 Episode 69... good enough for me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2023 53:53


    It's episode 69... time to shine. Show me yours and I'll show ya mine.

    EP68 One Shy of a Real Good Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 61:24


    Mike is back from some northern travels. A surprise guest joins the episode, and of course we have Musical Ministry with Mike, and Just the Tip... check out our YouTube at The Two Penny Podcast.

    EP67 THE OCHO

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 57:24


    A crossover episode with Mr The Keb and The Beebs from Refiltered since Mike was MIA again.

    EP66 Dirtbags We Be

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2023 57:24


    Mike and Jay are nasty animals... that is all.

    EP64 - You Lookin' At Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 58:09


    How you doin'... How ya doin'.... welcome back to another episode of greatness with Jay and Mike. Jay shares his super healthy diet for the day and finger snapping skills. Just The Tip and Mike's musical ministry is back and ready for your consumption. As always, Jay loves his song! Find us on YouTube and subscribe! It's free... and easy... and we will send noods to those who do.

    EP63 - HAPPY FATHERS DAY MIKE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2023 55:22


    This week Jay interviews two of Mike's three boys for a super cute episode of the Two Penny. Actually... the only cute episode of the Two Penny. Happy Fathers Day to all the real ones out there!

    EP62 - Finding Our Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 62:45


    This weeks episode in brought to you by the Finding Your Way podcast with the Beebs courtesy of Unfiltered Studios. Because let's face it... we are the best show in their lineup that isn't actualy in their lineup.

    86'd from Dizzzney?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 56:05


    All random, all the time... and this week is nothing new. But it is new. So tune in and turn up and share us with your friends... pass us around like a party favor. And please check out our YouTube and subscribe for free! Thanks

    EP60- Blind Outhouse Confessionals

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 64:17


    Jay and Mike high dive into the shallow end for this week's episode of total nothingness. Outhouse stories, seeing your mom's friends naked, tarantula's, the upcoming Bronco season as well as a little admiration for our beloved Nugs on moving on to the NBA Championship. In addition Jay shares his jealousy for a blind kid at camp, and we discuss our friends shows.

    EP59 - Poonberry Jam

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 76:42


    Jay was a little tipsy this week... and Mike does his best to keep the train on the tracks. Beebs joins to help with a Two Penny Tip from last week..and as always Mike's Musical Ministry.

    EP58- Puss and Boots Ride Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 61:50


    This week the dynamic duo is back and better than ever. Mike has a new router that was built in this century! Topics include Jay's man bun cumming, naked pooling, co-worker relations of the naughty kind, Keb's happiness, Two Penny Tips... a new segment! As always... Mike's Musical Ministry is especially pleasing this week. Then Puss and Boots rides us out... because for some reason Jay wants to do his fake spanish accent for the last 5 minutes of the show.

    EP57 - Cinco De Drinko Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 66:04


    This week Jay tries to hold it together while Mike fights with his horrible internet from AT&T. Sloppy Toppy's include accidental homo-erotica, a crazy drive through moment, plastics, creepy age gap dating, pasta, and a little musical ministry from Mike. Go check out our live recording of the episode on YouTube... and subscribe you smelly weirdo.

    EP56 - Covers Only Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 73:59


    This week Jay and Mike dive into a long awaited episode on musical covers... not like bang bang blankets... covers of songs ya silly goose.

    EP55... Return of the Mike

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2023 79:43


    This week Mike is back from his one week suspension for roughing the vagina. Jay is still catching the flags for roughing everything... we hope he serves his suspension soon.

    EP54 - All Paint, No Taint

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 74:04


    This week Mike goes MIA... poor poor boy. Good news for all of you we had a guest lined up which essentially filled in as co-host! Our good friend Paint from PaintSplats Gaming, who is content creator, streamer, and editing aficionado! Jay and Paint discuss gaming and streaming, current events, tequila, fruit roll up bj's, Chat GPT OpenAI, and Paint's upcoming trip to Florida!

    EP53 - Cold Cold Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2023 72:23


    Just your random nothingness that is our show. Jay and Mike holding hands as they walk through the swamps of the world.

    coldwater cold cold
    EP52 - One Year Anniversary Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 77:34


    Wow.... we made it a whole year... never missed a beat or a week. So... while we don't reminisce too much during the show we do bring up a few moments from the past year and had a couple special guests join us this episode.

    EP51 - Ghosting

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 64:34


    There's just toooooo much going on this week... SOOOOO... press play and have a good day. And make sure you Two Penny it.

    EP50 - Horizontal Pity Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 77:47


    This week we step back into the mind ( or lack thereof ) of Jay... and his absurd randomness. Tribal turn ons, buggy bins, future of drones, Jay's favorite sexual position, which is a position of love. Mike shares a bird brained story, a little "The Office" reference, and of course our musical minutes. BUT.. this week the show ends on more of a serious, heartfelt way with a story about being a parent.

    EP49 - Periodical Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 64:11


    This week the boys discuss a ton of worthless stuff... including a few stories, a couple songs, and a can't miss Top 5 List!

    Episode 48 - Cut Yo Nails Foooo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 65:55


    This week Jay's sister is getting married! The boys discuss nasty nails, UK Food options, AND six songs this week. Blumpkins and Ron Jeremy also make it off the cutting room floor. Thanks for listening.

    Sex Ed

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 62:53


    The boys discuss sex ed, trans confusion, trains, past transgressions, and of course our weekly musical stylings.

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