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Mad Scientist Party Hour
759 - Blumpkins & Dragons Part 8

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2026 107:18


Dungeon master Alex Wilson is back to bring the finale of his epic three part Dungeons & Dragons campaign to a close pitting the guys against a Medusa hybrid from Shuddy Boy's nightmares, wager on the space ponies and face off against their deepest darkest demons!

The Empire Builders Podcast
#255: Top Golf – Identity Crisis???

The Empire Builders Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2026 22:28


Steve and Dave Jolliffee realized that driving ranges lacked feedback. Golfers need feedback to improve, so they created a way to get feedback. Dave Young: Welcome to the Empire Builders Podcast, teaching business owners the not so secret techniques that took famous businesses from mom and pop to major brands. Stephen Semple is a marketing consultant, story collector and storyteller. I’m Stephen’s sidekick and business partner, Dave Young. Before we get into today’s episode, a word from our sponsor, which is, but well, it’s us, but we’re highlighting ads we’ve written and produced for our clients. So here’s one of those. [Seaside Plumbing Ad] Dave Young: Welcome back to the Empire Builders Podcast. I’m Dave Young. I’m sitting here with Stephen Semple. Well, actually, I’m not sitting here with him. I see him. He’s on the screen. Stephen Semple: We’re virtually together. Virtually. Dave Young: This is an international podcast. Stephen Semple: It is, actually. It is actually very good. Dave Young: By the way, I know I think the He-Man episode has dropped. Stephen Semple: Yeah. Yeah. Dave Young: The artwork that Matt Burns or whoever did it for that one. Stephen Semple: Yes. Matthew did it. Dave Young: Yeah, that was great. He sent me that. Stephen Semple: Actually, the one that I really like was the one that he did for PT Barnum. I thought that that was fun, where you’re the guy hocking the tickets. Dave Young: I haven’t seen that either. He sent them all to me. For some reason, he sent that one to me. I should probably subscribe to this podcast and listen to it. Anywho, Steve. So, Stephen whispered in my ear the topic that we’re going to cover today, and it’s actually one that I sent him. Stephen Semple: You actually whispered in my ear. Dave Young: Yeah, I did. I kind of did. I was surprised that you were ready to do it. And it’s the story of Rose Blumpkin and Nebraska Furniture Mart. She’s one of my local heroes back in my home state in Nebraska. Stephen Semple: Sorry, that’s not the one we’re going to be talking about. Dave Young: Oh, sure. Stephen Semple: You sent me another idea. That one, I’m going to do, but I don’t have all the research on it. Dave Young: Okay. So we have to start all over. Stephen Semple: No, or we could just keep going with this, Topgolf. Dave Young: Oh, right. Yeah. Stephen Semple: You also sent me… You want to just keep going with this? Dave Young: So now people know that we’re going to talk about Rose Blumkin at some point. Stephen Semple: Yes. Yeah, sure. Dave Young: That’s a cool story. You just want to make me look as scatterbrained as I really am. So, Topgolf. Stephen Semple: Authenticity. We’re just going for authenticity here. Dave Young: Yeah. So, Topgolf. I just thought we were talking about this other thing that I sent you. So yeah, I’d love to talk about Topgolf. So both of these businesses, since we’re not talking about Rose Blumpkins, I’ve been to each of them one time. Stephen Semple: Okay. Dave Young: My experience level is X equals one. Sample equals one size. Stephen Semple: Okay. Dave Young: But I saw the story about Topgolf or it was a video, wasn’t it? Stephen Semple: It was a video that you sent me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was super interesting and so much so that I ended up, as soon as it was done that night I had some time. I did a bunch of research, wrote it up and said, “We’re going to cover it,” because it’s a very interesting story. Dave Young: To me, if you want the TLDR version of it, the guys that started Topgolf thought they were in the golf business. Stephen Semple: Yes. Dave Young: No, they weren’t. Stephen Semple: No, they weren’t. Dave Young: They had no idea what business they were in. Stephen Semple: And this is the reason why I wanted to talk about this. So this is an idea, Dave, that you suggested to me. And when I looked into the history, there’s a couple of twists in this that I thought were super interesting that every business could learn from. And yeah, the story of this is that they didn’t really understand what business they were in. And when they found out what business they were in, they became super successful. And then the company that bought them lost sight of what business they were in and failed. It’s this crazy thing. So before we get into that, I want to hear about your experience at Topgolf because you went there and you’re not a golfer. Dave Young: No, I’m trying to think of who we went… It was a work thing I think. Stephen Semple: Perfect. Dave Young: And that’s typical, right? It was a bunch of us from work. It was actually a super hot day here in Austin, but they have giant fans blowing on you. Stephen Semple: Yeah. Dave Young: They’re the kind of business where, I don’t know. There’s lots going on and they’re pulling money out of your pocket all different directions. Right? Stephen Semple: At their heart, they’re a driving range. And it was started. The first Topgolf was built in Watford, England in 2000 by two brothers, Steve and Dave Jolffi. And these guys were golfers, tinkers, problem solvers, but they were not backed by big money. They were not from the golf industry and they were not tech guys. They were just two guys went to a driving range and saw a problem. Dave Young: Yeah. They’re like, “I don’t know where my ball went.” Right? Stephen Semple: Right. Start off with the problem of golf lacks feedback. So when you go to the driving range, you’re practicing, yet you don’t know how far the ball went, how straight it went, nothing, no feedback. Dave Young: Yeah. Stephen Semple: So over the course of three years, they played around and figured out how to embed a chip inside the golf ball. Remember, this is pre 2000, pre iPhone, pre all of that. The whole idea of something being able to track the speed of something really new, right? Dave Young: Yeah. Stephen Semple: You got to remember that. So the goal was to track every shot. The other thing they needed to figure out was targets that could take impact and speed and a system that translate this and the scores and make it durable enough to do it outdoors. So, 2000, Watford, England, it was ahead of its time. It was kind of cool and no one cared. Dave Young: Sure. Stephen Semple: Traditional golfers didn’t see the point. Non-golfers were not drawn in. It was not quite a sport. It was not quite entertainment. It stood for nothing. Being different does not equate into being desired. Being cool doesn’t equate into being desired. So they had to ask themselves this question. Why is this not catching on? So here’s what they did. They reimagined the entire environment and experience. They created covered base, so the weather didn’t matter. They put in lounge style seating, driving range. You can kind of all sit together. Dave Young: You could go with your friends. Yeah. Stephen Semple: Make it social. They put food and drink in. So people stayed longer. They put music in energy. It now became fun. Suddenly, it was a place to hang out. It was a night out. People came in groups. Non-golfers like Dave Young came. Dave Young: That’s right. And so you think about a driving range and it’s like going fishing. That’s interesting. It’s solitary. It’s, I’m going to go hit a bucket of balls. And usually what that means is I’m not necessarily working on my game, I’m just going to get inside my own head and process and think. And if you just do that on a park bench, people think you’re stalking. It reminds me of Thomas Edison. He used to walk down to the end of a pier near his office and sit on a bench with a fishing pole and he never had a hook on it. He would just sit there with a fishing pole and people would leave him alone because he’s fishing. Stephen Semple: Because he’s fishing. That’s interesting. Dave Young: Versus if you go stand on the end of a pier without a fishing pole and you’re standing there for hours, people will start to wonder what you’re thinking about, what’s your plan there. So driving range versus going with a bunch of friends to a “driving range,” two different things. Stephen Semple: Well, and here’s the other thing is a non-golfer doesn’t want to go out on a golf course because that’s hit the ball six inches, hit the ball. But to a driving range, sure, because it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t go anywhere you sit down, the next person hits. Dave Young: Yeah. It’s just a new version of putt-putt, right? Stephen Semple: Exactly. So this created this environment where you didn’t really need to know how to swing the club to have a good time. It turned a driving range into a social outing. It became entertainment, not sport. So enter Eric Anderson from West River Group, private equity company. Eric came across this idea and thought it was perfect for the US market. They invested a bunch of money in the company, took it to a new level with high-end restaurants and bars. And then in 2005, they opened a location in Texas. And it was a crazy hit. When it opened, there was hours long lineup. It was nuts. By 2010, it was a cultural phenomena. It was a hit with millennials. And this is a big deal because in 2010, golf is in a decline and it’s not attracting a younger audience. So suddenly, you’ve got this driving range, which is attracting all these people and it’s attracting millennials. In an October of 2020, during the pandemic, Callaway who had been actually an early investor in this, Callaway announces they’re purchasing the remaining 86% for $2 billion. Dave Young: And so here’s the thing, Callaway’s in the golf business. Stephen Semple: Hold that thought. Dave Young: Yeah. Stephen Semple: Hold that thought. Hold that thought. Yeah. No, seriously, hold it because yes, you’re right. Callaway’s in the golf business and Callaway’s looking at this and going, oh my God- Dave Young: Here’s the future of golf. Stephen Semple: … the group that we’re trying to attract. Here’s the future of golf. Not only did they buy Topgolf, they rebranded Callaway to Topgolf Callaway. And initially, there was a bump in sales of Callaway stuff because they had to also supply the clubs and the balls to these venues. And they were expanding the venues like- Dave Young: Why would they have any other clubs? Stephen Semple: Right. And they were expanding the venues like crazy. And they launched new products like quantum drivers and Chrome tour balls, things that were fun, right? Fun. Because they would put those fun things into the driving range, into the Topgolf driving range, and people would love it. So they thought this would be a fun thing to take to a golf course. Dave Young: But? Stephen Semple: Here’s the core problem. Dave Young: Stay tuned. We’re going to wrap up this story and tell you how to apply this lesson to your business right after this. [Using Stories To Sell] Dave Young: Let’s pick up our story where we left off and trust me you haven’t missed a thing. Stephen Semple: Here’s the core problem. Callaway’s in the sports business and this was an entertainment venue. Dave Young: That’s right. That’s right. Just because I went to Topgolf once doesn’t mean I ever went back to a driving range. I used to golf. I used to golf. Stephen Semple: Right. Dave Young: And a driving range was always… It was a good introverted experience, but I wasn’t any good at golf. And I bowled for a while too, and I quit both sports the same year because my average was the same in both. Stephen Semple: So the bowling average was pretty good. Dave Young: You think about that, right? Low hundreds in both sports is no good. Stephen Semple: So the interesting thing, because again, initially, the numbers looked good, they launched all this stuff. It looked great, but beneath the surface, the synergy was actually a financial illusion because the core problem is Topgolf was an entertainment business. Topgolf was a restaurant and a bar with a driving range attached. Topgolf was not a driving range with a bar attached. Dave Young: I wouldn’t even- Stephen Semple: Millennials who came out… Yeah. The people who came out and swung a club, it did not convert into people going to the golf course and buying Callaway equipment. Dave Young: I think it’s a stretch calling it a driving range. I think it’s- Stephen Semple: Fair enough. Dave Young: It’s an electronic game that you use golf clubs and golf balls to try to score and win and play. Stephen Semple: Fair enough. Dave Young: I don’t think anybody… Well, maybe people- Stephen Semple: Would I’ve not been to one. I only saw pictures of it. Dave Young: Maybe people that go to Topgolf will go to a driving range to practice. I don’t know. I don’t know. The problem Callaway had was they weren’t converting people into actually going to a golf course. Stephen Semple: Correct. Dave Young: And buying golf clubs. Stephen Semple: Right, because they saw the business wrong. And what ended up happening, the business started actually declining because even the changes that they started making to the facility was through the eyes of a golfer and this being a sport, not this being entertainment. Now what ended up happening is when it all spun apart, Callaway ended up offloading the business to Leonard Green and Partners for basically a billion dollars. So they lost it. Dave Young: They lost a bit of dough. Stephen Semple: Well, they lost a billion on the purchase. And in addition, they had invested a ton of money in building these things out. This was a huge loss for Callaway. Dave Young: And so the thing that they misread was thinking that this was the future of golf and we’re going to sell a lot of clubs because of this. We’re going to sell a lot of clubs, all the things that we manufacture for the golf world. And I think of the golf world, and I think of almost like a white shoe law firm. I don’t think the people that spend big, big money playing golf or spending big, big money on Topgolf or vice versa. Stephen Semple: Well, there may be- Dave Young: If you’re a scratch golfer, you could go to Topgolf and clean up on your friends. Stephen Semple: Well, what I’m going to say is people who are already golfing would go to Topgolf because it’s fun. People who aren’t golfers who go to Topgolf are not going to suddenly become golfers. And that’s what Callaway thought was going to happen. All golfers will go to Topgolf, but not all Topgolf people will become golfers. And what I find that’s so interesting about this- Dave Young: Golf was the entry point for Topgolf, but Topgolf turns out is not the entry point for golf. Stephen Semple: Great. Dave Young: Yeah. Stephen Semple: So the thing I find that’s really interesting about this, Steve and Dave, the founders, initially failed and became successful when they changed how they looked at the business and said, “This is an entertainment business. This is not a golf business.” Then Callaway buys it thinking it’s a golf business, not an entertainment business, and the whole thing spun apart. And I sit there and I go, “This is where understanding a history of a company is so important.” If Callaway had asked Dave and Steve one question, “What was the insight you had that made this successful?” And they said, “This is not about golf, this is about entertainment.” And if they’d listened to it, the outcome of this would have been really different. The DNA of the business was that lesson that was then ignored by the acquirers. Dave Young: It was Margarita’s and hot wings. Stephen Semple: Yes. Dave Young: It was hanging with your friends. It was a different version of a pool hall. It was a different version of a bowling alley or- Stephen Semple: It’s a different version of David Busters. Dave Young: Yeah. Stephen Semple: Yes. It’s a different version of all those things. That is the environment in which they were operating. Dave Young: And I think if you take it just even at a slightly deeper level, it’s an extroverted golf experience. Stephen Semple: Yes. Yes. Dave Young: There are many, many golfers who golf to get away from everyone. Stephen Semple: Yes. Dave Young: Right? There are some that golf to be with their buddies or for business purposes or whatever. But I know so many people that will golf by themselves early in the morning. You couldn’t drag them into a Topgolf because just loud rock and roll and- Stephen Semple: Here’s where you could drag them into a Topgolf if you said, “Hey, let’s do a corporate retreat. Let’s do a team building thing. Let’s do something.” Because your choice is this. You can go to a restaurant, you can go to a bar or you can go to this thing where you do something together as a group of people. And frankly, that ended up being a lot of the Topgolf business was that exactly. Dave Young: Oh, sure. It might’ve been Julie’s work. I don’t think it was Wizard Academy. We thought about doing a Christmas party at Topgolf and then we just decided that’s too much money on stuff that none of us really like anyway. But it’s an outing. Stephen Semple: Right. But it’s an outing and it’s say you had an office where half the people were golfers and half weren’t. It was a way better outing than going to a golf course because everyone would now have fun. Dave Young: Yeah. Stephen Semple: So here’s the lesson. I want to leave our listeners with a lesson here because here’s what I think it is. If your business is struggling a little bit, sometimes you have to really understand what is your business. Jewelers who sell engagement rings are not in the diamond business. They’re in the connection, love, commitment business. If you are in the marriage business, you’re in the commitment business, you’re in the love business, you’re not in the sparkly diamond business. And to me, this was the most interesting example of looking at it going… And one could say, “Well, sports entertainment, kind of the same.” No, they aren’t. They live in different places in the human mind and are thought about differently. And when you’re considering doing something are in completely different worlds and you need to understand the business you’re in. Because that was the only thing that changed. The only thing that changed was that discovery that made them successful and the loss of that discovery that blew them apart was that one thing. Dave Young: And I think they’re still doing well, right? Stephen Semple: Oh, they’re actually doing well because the private equity company that bought them, guess what they knew? Dave Young: Entertainment. Stephen Semple: Like bought it from Callaway. What freaking business they were in. Dave Young: The two guys that invented it, right? A casino group would have been a better purchaser than Callaway. Stephen Semple: Well, yes. And if you actually take a look at- Dave Young: Callaway never should have bought it because they didn’t- Stephen Semple: Callaway should never bought it. And the company that bought it actually has a lot of entertainment businesses. So it’s going to do great. Dave Young: So the two guys that founded it, how much that Callaway money they walk away with? Stephen Semple: I was never able to figure out how much of the Callaway money that they walked away with other than they did very, very well and went on to invest in some other businesses. Dave Young: They’re doing fine. They’re doing fine. Stephen Semple: They’re doing fine. Dave Young: They’re living a good life. Stephen Semple: Rumors have it because I wasn’t able to find exact numbers, but rumor has it that… Because remember, they got two payouts. Payout number one was a private equity company bought them. I was never able to find out for how much. They still had ownership in the Callaway. Rumor has it that they walked away with a billion, something like that. Dave Young: I’d split a billion with you, Stephen. Stephen Semple: Yeah, there you go. That there’s some walking around cash. Yep. Dave Young: All right. I got an idea for us. All right. Are you in? Just say if you’re in, because this is a new business idea. Stephen Semple: Okay. There we go. Dave Young: Top bowling. You throw a bowling ball as far as you can and try to hit a target. Stephen Semple: Yeah. You know what? The targets would have to be really close. Dave Young: Yeah. There’s margaritas, there’s hot wings, burritos. Stephen Semple: Yeah. Alcohol and throwing bowling balls. I don’t know if should go together. Dave Young: I’m just saying. Live targets. Wait, that’s not a good idea. Well, next time you’re in Austin, maybe you and I should pop on over to Topgolf and have some hot wings. Stephen Semple: Done. Let’s do it. Dave Young: All right. Stephen Semple: Let’s do it. Awesome. Dave Young: Thanks for telling the story at Topgolf. I look forward to hearing what I have to say about Nebraska Furniture Mark at some point. Stephen Semple: All right. Awesome. Dave Young: Thanks, Stephen. Stephen Semple: Thanks, David. Dave Young: Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please share us. Subscribe on your favorite podcast app and leave us a big, fat, juicy five-star rating and review at Apple Podcasts. And if you’d like to schedule your own 90-minute Empire Building session, you can do it at empirebuildingprogram.com.

Mad Scientist Party Hour
739 - Blumpkins & Dragons Part 7

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 116:39


Dungeon master Alex Wilson is back to host part 2 of the 3 part space epic campaign with Kevin, Shuddy Boy, Geoff and Dom as they battle their way through a landscape full of talking dogs and tentacled mind flayers!

Mad Scientist Party Hour
727- Blumpkins & Dragons Part 6

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2025 97:26


Dungeon Master Alex Wilson is back with another D&D campaign with the guys in an adventure across the cosmos! In what will be a massive three part epic, this first leg has Kevin, Geoff and Shuddy Boy battling space bugs, brainwashed townfolk and members of a pro wrestling cult. 

The Pour Decisions Podcast
Blumpkins and Tylenol

The Pour Decisions Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 48:07


Lindsay kicks the show off with an episode recap of a popular explicit podcast, then the ladies unpack a recent controversial topic in the news. Follow us on IG: @threewisewomen.podcast Check us out on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ThreeWiseWomen.Podcast

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UNHINGED
Small Clit Club, Shit Swinger Parties and Blumpkins

UNHINGED

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 44:13


Happy New year!! We kick of 2025 by learning what a blumpkin is and how to keep your partners happy. Our listners also sent in some wild stories where a grinder date arrived with a bag of nappies, a wife called her husband by her boyfriends name and a poor listner has a clit thats too soar to touch but dont worry, Zena gives her a diagnosis. 

Strictly 4 The Pod
50 Shades of Blumpkins

Strictly 4 The Pod

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2024 91:45


Shut up! The hell you talkin bout! I am a boy! You are not in prison anymore Damon! Thats not how we do it! - Katt "Money Mike" Williams

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What You Thought ?
Just Some Thoughts: Blumpkins - What You Thought | The Funniest Podcast On The Planet

What You Thought ?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 5:28


Just Some Thoughts is a dive into quick, insightful snippets from the creators of the "What You Thought" podcast. Whether you're in a rush for a laugh or just want to revisit some of your favorite moments, "Just Some Thoughts" delivers a rapid rundown of the funniest and most poignant segments. Perfectly packaged for on-the-go listening, these bite-sized pieces capture the essence of our longer episodes. Craving the full experience? Listen to complete episodes, watch our lively discussions on YouTube, and for an exclusive deep dive into more content, subscribe to our Patreon. Stay connected, stay entertained, and immerse yourself in the hilarity and insights only "What You Thought" can offer! ✅ Support Our Channel On Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/whatyouthought Please visit our online store: https://whatyouthoughtpodcast.myshopi... Leave Us A Voicemail : (646) 580-0575 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-you-thought-podcast/support

What You Thought ?
What You Thought 130 | The Blumpkins Episode The Funniest Podcast On The Planet

What You Thought ?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 95:20


What You Thought #130 | The Blumpkins Episode -The Funniest Podcast On The Planet Join us for another episode of What You Thought titled "The Bumpkin Episode." In this installment, we cover a range of intriguing topics that will keep you engaged from start to finish. First up, we discuss the surprising news of Tracy McGrady undergoing a hair transplant and delve into the growing trend of hair restoration procedures (13:00). Then, we share our thoughts and insights on the latest installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, providing an entertaining review (22:00). Next, we explore the controversy surrounding The Little Mermaid, as it faces a barrage of hateful reviews, and analyze the underlying issues at play (38:00). We also take a deep dive into Dr. Umar's critique of The Little Mermaid, adding a unique perspective to the conversation (1:00:00). In a shocking revelation, we discuss Shannon Sharpe's departure from Fox's Undisputed and its potential implications (1:12:00). We also examine the recent revelations regarding Black Lives Matter's charitable donations, shedding light on an important aspect of the organization (1:22:00). Lastly, we unravel the alleged real estate scam involving DJ Envy, providing insights and perspectives on this unfolding story (1:26:00). Tune in to this captivating episode of What You Thought, where we offer our trademark humor and insightful commentary on these engaging topics. #WhatYouThoughtPodcast #TheBumpkinEpisode #TracyMcGrady #FastAndFuriousX #TheLittleMer Don't miss our first live show! We'll be taking over the Music Hall of Williamsburg in Brooklyn, NY on June 25th! BUY YOUR TICKETS now at axs.com ✅ Support Our Channel On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/whatyouthought --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-you-thought-podcast/support

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul
We've Been Sick, Paul Shaved Dave, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 48:38


This Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul the song hopper!Music ADHD isn't fun!Super gay!Transparent, not translucent!Sneeze poops!LILLY and LEONARD!Vagisil! Ya put it on your pussy!Dave's mom's hysterectomy!Reddit masturbation!The internet is for porn!Dave's Cabbage Patch Doll: Kendrick Rafael!Dave was a very gay child!Shaving Dave!Blumpkins!I lost my foot to sugar diabetes!Paul's discomfort at beardless Dave!Frick!Sensual head shaving!"Friends" is very bingeable!Lisa Kudrow is amazing!"Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" is hilarious!Cap'n Crunch destroys your mouth!Berries! What berries!?!?!1994 was an amazing year!Dolphins are sexy!Disgusting Australian pizza toppings!Pringles cans aren't just for chips!Episode Links (In Order):"The Entity"!Tori Spelling in "Scary Movie 2"!The Rembrandts: "I'll Be There For You"!Music Credit!Opening/Closing music graciously supplied by: https://audionautix.com/  Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: Disturbinglypragmatic@gmail.comWhere To Find Us!: Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!

The Be a Man Experience
#057 Bathrooms (The Be A Man Experience)

The Be a Man Experience

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 47:42


This week Be a Man, John Fiore and Tonzo talk about public bathrooms, #1 or #2, Chasing the dragon, Sh!t spray, taking a dump on a date, staying fresh, Broad bathrooms, Blumpkins,  Missing the sh!t window, Smoke before fire, Eye contact in bathroom stalls, Other peoples bathrooms, Decorative towels, Cleaning your bathroom before a date, Bathroom attendants, Bathroom commentary, Drugs in the bathroom, and we continue our list of the craziest places our fans have taken a sh!t SHOP for merch & books at http://www.Bostonbeaman.com Find links to everything be a man at http://www.direct.me/bostonbeaman

The Two Penny Podcast.
Episode 48 - Cut Yo Nails Foooo

The Two Penny Podcast.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 65:55


This week Jay's sister is getting married! The boys discuss nasty nails, UK Food options, AND six songs this week. Blumpkins and Ron Jeremy also make it off the cutting room floor. Thanks for listening.

The Sunday Service with Bradley Bishop
39- Golden Gloves (Blumpkin at Moose)

The Sunday Service with Bradley Bishop

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2023 85:18


Bradley is joined by Josh "Bluey" Neilson from The Daily Blue and Cancel Me Now Podcast and comedian Taylor Coughtrie.   The boys discuss Josh's journey into The Daily Blue. Police assulting young eshays. Australia Day. Tasmanian PR. King Tutankhamen being mumified with an erect penis. Trying standup for the first time. Trash Thursday's in Canberra. Blumpkins. Police coke findings. Bradley's idea for a Youtube show. Comedy bits coming to you in your sleep. Chinese spy balloons. Security Gaurds vs Civilians. Golden Glove boxers. Volk vs Makhachev and Super Bowl predictions. Meeting celbrities when you're drunk. The Sunday Roast and more!

THE ROSTER
E127: Smashing Blumpkins

THE ROSTER

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 41:29


This week's episode begins with licentious life updates, things like extreme deep throating, a little sneaky between the cheeky, and hitting the g-spot via the rectal void. Then, Annmarie and Echo also share their recent discovery that they both have a FOURTH hole for men to fill before discussing whether or not they would give/receive a blumpkin and why they've ruled out the possibility of adding a munch squad to their rosters. Finally, the girls end the episode with Real Dumb Questions from the Missionaries that include what makes a man worth choosing over a vibrator and how to inform your shorty on the side that they are the side piece and NOT the main course.  Episode Notes:1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-97973. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

American Comedy Suicide
Episode 59: Smashing Blumpkins

American Comedy Suicide

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 8:47


The horror stories that could be told. Support the show

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Stripper Stories
Two Hosts One Cup and the Tale of Taboo Turds

Stripper Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 42:04


Dearest Shallow Holes, You spoke, we listened. Pop culture is flushed and filth is back. This week we are not only welcoming ARMANDO CABBA as our permanent "number 2"/ co-host... but we talk shit on the latest Kink discovery in our lives - Blumpkins with Mr Brown! There will be lots of and chatter on Skeeeet porn and what its really like to watch a grown man poop on a pad!!!??? A real filth of a show this week. DISCLAIMER - if you have a bad gag reflex, probs best to give this weeks episode a miss. Love, Mother and Father Hole x

No Loss for Words
1 - Alopecia Girls Give Good Blumpkins

No Loss for Words

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 51:44


https://www.facebook.com/No-Loss-for-Words-102602299053016*Farewell to a friend*Will Smith and the Hollywood circle jerk*Double standards with class and gender*Life Coaching*Let the athletes juice up

XRT Family Tree presents: 3 BUDS PODCAST
Episode 15 - Battle of the House Cleaners

XRT Family Tree presents: 3 BUDS PODCAST

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 125:33


on this episode, the fellas are joined by their wives. We talk about Blumpkins, other pooping stories, our Parents sticking up for their kids, Cleaning for men vs women, and finally....relationship DELIVEREY...ENJOY!!!

Geek Cast Live Podcast
Geek Cast Live 9.390 : Bocce League All-Stars

Geek Cast Live Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 56:23


It only took us until the fourth episode to lose a host.  Rob Bass has fallen to that cruel mistress called life.  Take heed however! For the show must go on and boy did it .  What started out slow fomented into season 9’s first banter cast. Blumpkins, Alrfed E. Newman , and Stockholm Syndrome […] The post Geek Cast Live 9.390 : Bocce League All-Stars appeared first on Geek Cast Live.

Geek Cast Live Podcast
Geek Cast Live 9.390 : Bocce League All-Stars

Geek Cast Live Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2022 56:23


It only took us until the fourth episode to lose a host.  Rob Bass has fallen to that cruel mistress called life.  Take heed however! For the show must go on and boy did it .  What started out slow fomented into season 9’s first banter cast. Blumpkins, Alrfed E. Newman , and Stockholm Syndrome […]

Mad Scientist Party Hour
540 - Blumpkins & Dragons Part 5

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 149:15


Dungeonmaster Alex Wilson returns to guide the guys on an epic Dungeons & Dragons quest to save beloved members of the Poominati!

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podcast 54 Part II: Handstand Blumpkins, Navigating on Mushrooms, Fart Hypnosis

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 85:53


After releasing the dates for Gnardfest 2022, the boys get thrown way off track when Boston Rob says he'd like to get a blumpkin from a girl who is also simultaneously lighting her own fart on fire. Kenny Eggs describes trying to navigate back to their condo after the live recording at Gnardfest 2021, when Sponch was high on mushrooms and insisting they drive the car directly into the side of a mountain. The quio discusses who they would use fart hypnosis on, which includes their Rampage selections. Join our Patreon for extra content, discount codes, special Gnard-only online games, and more! Check out the sponsors: Take a Hike Shop Bliz Eyewear (Use code "sponchesmom" for 30% off.) Archer Components Gnar Couch

Beer Mile Podcast
BONUS: Sh*t Talk with Ten Junk Miles — Gang Show Crossover Episode

Beer Mile Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 147:48


Chris & Adam join Scotty, Holly, and Kerri of Ten Junk Miles, a fellow running podcast in Chicago, for their Gang Show. The crew imbibes on beers and fireball shots whilst talking about all things beer mile (of course), Blumpkins, Zima, Strava Wankers, Athletic Brewing, and a whole lot more. Enjoy some savagery and sh*t talk on your next run with good company from the Beer Mile Podcast Ten Junk Miles crew. Learn more about Ten Junk Miles and subscribe to their shows: https://www.tenjunkmiles.com/ Brought to you by MANSCAPED: Use code BEERMILE for 20% Off + Free Shipping at MANSCAPED.COM Enter our giveaway for free BeerMile.com Swag: Give a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts or share the Beer Mile Podcast on your Insta story. Send us a DM with a screenshot on Instagram to @The_Beer_Mile: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/beer-mile-podcast/id1535570203 Help us grow the podcast: Support the show: https://anchor.fm/beer-mile-media/support Subscribe to Beer Mile Media on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/beermilemedia Drop Us A Line Leave us a voice message and we will include it on the show: https://anchor.fm/beer-mile-media/message Social Follow Beer Mile Media on Instagram Follow Beer Mile Media on Facebook Follow Beer Mile Media on Twitter Follow Beer Mile Media on TikTok Join the Beer Mile Strava Club Follow Chris on Strava Follow Chris on Instagram Follow Adam on Instagram Follow Adam on Strava --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/beer-mile-media/support

Ten Junk Miles
Gang Show 162 - Beer Mile Podcast

Ten Junk Miles

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 148:09


join Scotty, Holly, Kerri and Chris Robertson and Adam Sharon of the Beer Mile Podcast (Sidenote: Chris is also a Beer Mile World Championship Record Holder).  We discuss: All things beer mile of course, and: Blumpkins, Athletic brewing, Zima, Strava Wankers, a call from Joe kern, and much much more!! Learn about all things beer mile and find the Beer Mile Podcast here: https://thebeermile.org/pages/beer-mile-podcast This episode brought to you by our friends at Xoskin!  Use the code TJM at www.xoskin.us Also brought to you by Goodr....the best darn glasses you can buy in America for under $30 today!!  Shop from here: https://goodr.com/pages/ten-junk-miles?utm_source=ten_junk_miles&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=none&utm_content=hostfavs Website: http://www.tenjunkmiles.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tenjunkmiles Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenjunkmiles Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tenjunkmiles/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TenJunkMiles/

The SoCo Show
SC5: Just Blumpkins

The SoCo Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 60:06


For Show Notes, Comments, and more, head to SociallyConstipatedPod.com/episodes/sc5 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/sociallyconstipated/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/sociallyconstipated/support

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No Life Skills
THE DARK SIDE OF TORONTO ESCORT AGENCIES WITH RILEY MARSHALL FT. BLUMPKINS

No Life Skills

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 64:46


THIS WEEK ON NO LIFE SKILLSRiley Marshall is a sexworker from Toronto, Canada. She tells us all about the horrors of working for escort agencies in Toronto! Riley also tells us all about blumpkins. And I answer all of your burning questions at the end of the episode!FOLLOW RILEY MARSHALLWebsite www.rileymarshall.comTwitter @RileyMarshallTOFOLLOW METwitter @NoLifeSkill, @Adore_AshlynnInstagram @NoLifeSkillsPodcastTik Tok @NoLifeSkillsOnlyFans www.moreashlynn.comWebsite www.adoreashlynn.comPodcast Website www.nolifeskills.comEmail nolifeskillspodcast@gmail.comSEE YOU ON WEDNESDAY!

The Carolina Wave Podcast
Episode 049: Stink Bug's the new Roach

The Carolina Wave Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 67:03


On this episode the guys started off talking about "blumpkins"... yes, I spelled it right, BLUMPKINS. They had a few hot takes, one that involved a piece of cake and a dildo. Also Eletrik asked a question he heard on another podcast involving "your homie and his girlfriend". They also talked about Kanye getting a divorce, cockroaches, and stink bugs. They also had a few discussions topics: How do you feel about women dating for a free meal? Also they discussed how they felt about the 25 year old substitute teacher in a relationship with a 15 year old student. Then they got into some sports with the NBA Bubble coming back next month and is Lamelo Ball going to be a superstar? These and other topics they talked about this week on "The Carolina Wave" podcast. If you guys have questions and want to get in touch with us email us at thecarolinawavepodcast@gmail.com. DON'T RIDE THE WAVE, BE THE WAVE! MERCH: thewilksway.myshopify.com Follow us on Social Media: http://www.instagram.com/itz_eletrik http://www.instagram.com/MrHines22 http://www.instagram.com/stayfreshwilks https://www.instagram.com/led_b88 https://www.instagram.com/thecarolinawavepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TheWavePod/

Uncut Opinions Podcast
Ep 32 The Snowball Effect

Uncut Opinions Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 82:22


Hey Ya'll!! On this week of Uncut Ri and Ki continue Dirty 30's with Snowballing and Blumpkins!! Check the episode if you want to know more lol.  the ladies talk about their Thanksgiving and Ki shares her new music list.  Come kick it with ladies and keep it Uncut! 

B Stands For
Episode 99 - Blumpkins is Too Much

B Stands For

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 151:36


Nizzle And Cindy welcomes Chico from Chicos brain Podcast to wrap up before the final shit show. Blumpkins, legal weed, chigger pussy and more in this long play episode.

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness
10-16-20 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - John Sings Along To Letters To Cleo - Informing Bret About Blumpkins - Prince Jackson Singing Along To Michael's Hits

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 16:56


Holmberg's Morning Sickness - The Entertainment Drill - Friday October 16, 2020

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"The Other Woman Fantasy" 8.) Rusty Trombones, Blumpkins & Matchups pt. 2 (Week 3)

"The Other Woman Fantasy"

Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 54:38


In Episode Eight of "The Other Woman Fantasy" podcast the boys get down and dirty with blumpkins, going limp, and an oiled up DK Metcalf. Join the discussion while the debauchery continues....Also make sure to follow us on INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, and TWITTERSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/TheOtherWomanFantasy)

Single Simulcast
369: Habanero Blumpkins

Single Simulcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 123:12


In this episode, Rashanii is joined by Jay (Shanta took the day off), and we discuss deodorant, blumpkins, comedy, ways to die, Da 5 Bloods (no spoilers), the loss of Chadwick Boseman and Clifford Robinson, and more. Enjoy. Leave an email at SingleSimulcast@gmail.com Twitter: @ShantaFabulous, @SingleSimulcast, @HindsightRevues, @Rashanii, @Adjective_J Websites: http://www.burymeinredlipstick.com; http://www.singlesimulcast.com Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, Pinterest - @ShantaFabulous, @Rashanii Become a Patron at http://www.Patreon.com/singlesimulcast Donate to the show on Paypal at http://www.Paypal.me/singlesimulcast

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Single Simulcast
Habanero Blumpkins

Single Simulcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 123:13


In this episode, Rashanii is joined by Jay (Shanta took the day off), and we discuss deodorant, blumpkins, comedy, ways to die, Da 5 Bloods (no spoilers), the loss of Chadwick Boseman and Clifford Robinson, and more. Enjoy. Leave an email at SingleSimulcast@gmail.com Twitter: @ShantaFabulous, @SingleSimulcast, @HindsightRevues, @Rashanii, @Adjective_J Websites: http://www.burymeinredlipstick.com;  http://www.singlesimulcast.com Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, […] The post 369: Habanero Blumpkins appeared first on Single Simulcast.

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The Slut Chronicles
Episode 005 - Sober Episode, Blounts, Blumpkins, Bathroom Talk, and Stripper Talk.

The Slut Chronicles

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 30:39


Email: slutchroniclespodcast@gmail.com Instagram: @TheSlutChroniclesPodcast Twitter: @TheSlutChronPod --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theslutchronicles/support

Two Gays a Girl and a Happy Hour

In this bonus episode we jump in to the dark world of Blumpkin Porn… Not for the faint of heart.

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Pints & Polishing...an Auto Detailing Podcast
Blumpkins & Shine Freak Apparel

Pints & Polishing...an Auto Detailing Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 44:39


If you would have worked at Zudz Car Wash back in 2006 then you would have either been apart of the underground movement or u wouldn’t!! Our guest on this episode is Tyler from @shinefreakapparelco who works as an Engineer in the Navy and began detailer for beer money

Mad Scientist Party Hour
444 - Blumpkins & Dragons Part 4

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 169:49


Dungeonmaster Alex Wilson is back for another thrilling installment of fantasy action and toilet humor in the Blumpkins & Dragons series. Also, a bonus Locke & Key and Birds of Prey discussion in the Easter Egg.

Nick & Co Show
Blumpkins

Nick & Co Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 42:52


The Nick and Co show has finally founds it's "Co". Brooklynn and Gabby join Nick in this episode and boy did it ever change the Dynamic. Gabby the medic tells us all about "bum-cicles" and agrees to let Nick & Brooklynn get drunk so she can give them a hangover cure iv. Brooklynn chats about rookie party hazing, blumpkins, and some of her exotic travels. Don't worry there are sports too. The crew chats about how cheating should be allowed in sports.

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My Best Friend's Journal
ep. 31 | Bacharach, Beds, and Blumpkins

My Best Friend's Journal

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 50:29


The boys saw Little Women and CANNOT. GET. ENOUGH. They do however, manage to turn this pure, beautiful tale into something filthy (quelle surprise). Cam gets stern with 2014-Mike who can't seem to live in the present. A new lewd act needs a name and listeners are called to action.

Happy Hr news team
Blumpkins and shittens

Happy Hr news team

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 64:43


For out tenth episode we dive into the most infamous Florida man ever.. In fact, he may have started the whole "Florida man" craze.  We also have the typical bad cop good cop stories.  Shoebee shows interest in a felacio cafe in Switzerland.  So kick off your shoes, pour yourself a beverage and join us where it's always Happy Hr.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/chente-ornelas/support

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The Wrong Agenda
Cutting Room Floor #2: Tattoos and Blumpkins

The Wrong Agenda

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 14:54


On this behind the scenes clip the crew talks about what tattoo they would give their ex's and what is a blumpkin.

The Official Goatse Podcast
Episode 46 - Only 90's Kids Remember Blumpkins

The Official Goatse Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 58:08


An episode that doesn't suck! Haven't been able to type that in awhile.

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SmorgasPod
Ep.145 - The Splashing Blumpkins!

SmorgasPod

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2019 41:07


Andy learns a new word this Friday SmorgasPod. Arron didn't make it up. Things you should never call your baby. Oh my goodness. Why, lord, why?! Also: TF&T gets 100 subs and its own URL!

Overly Blunt Podcast
EP. 13 - Blumpkins and Pegging

Overly Blunt Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 53:13


WHATS UP YALL! This episode was all over the place! Crystal joined us again and spiced up the podcast. We begin with speaking about blumpkins and end talking about pegging! LOL in between that we speak on a variety of things. Press play and enjoy. OB, OB.

TheGeekOutShow
TGOS Ep.69 Feat.MoFine69-The Blumpkins Strike Back

TheGeekOutShow

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 163:24


Thank you for listening, and thank you to @Mervine48 for coming on the show. Check out all the other shows on the network @Rawlivepod.com and give us a follow on thegeekoutshow on Instagram.

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TheGeekOutShow
TGOS Ep.68 Feat.Ryan- Blumpkins on Munchkins

TheGeekOutShow

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2019 165:05


We have a dope guest this week, all the way from The East Coast Geekz on theleaugeofgeekz youtube channel Ryan. Check them out over there and check out rawlivepod.com for more amazing shows. Don't forget to follow on Instagram @thegeekoutshow.

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Mad Scientist Party Hour
385 - Blumpkins & Dragons Part 3

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 156:25


In a very special D&D episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour, Dungeon Master Alex Wilson takes the Kevin, Geoff and Shuddy Boy back to the medieval fantasy realm for more immature low-brow fuckery in a quest to kill demons.

CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi
The Nasty Things You Hide From Your Partner

CALL OF BOOTY with Sid & Devi

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 40:26


This episode contains everything you always wanted to know but never asked. Listen to the very end because you ar gonna learn somme truly insightful shit about the opposite gender. Golden education right hurr. - passing gas: where to draw the line on a normal but embarrassing situation - farting is a mood killer - embarrassing gas stories & when gas builds up all night long - tactics and concentration involved to disguise your noises - what guys think about accidental rips - why you should get a dog - shitting in front of your partner - disguising shitting in front of your partner (drowning out noise & smell with best strategies) - Pandora to the rescue - subtle ways to tell your partner that nature is really calling & they need to leave - the worst shitting offenses - Blumpkins: get familiar - Sid's under-the-sheets blow the gas away wind tunnel move (he swears by it, I'm skeptical) - morning breath is NBD - the strategy of eating onions & garlic together - simultaneous gas: make a pact - things that girls hide from their partner Male Dilemmas - random boners & tucking it in - being proud of your boner & boners at the gym - morning wood is a diff type of boner - yes, blue balls hurt & what it actually feels like - the alarming way that guys get rid of ball itch (in public) Female Dilemmas - period underwear & tricky period encores - guys perspective on periods... its not what you think - wet tampons & wet everything issues - staining your bed - male sympathy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/deviohira/support

Reel Time
Episode 1: Blumpkins & Arrested Development - First aired May 11 2018

Reel Time

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2018 37:56


The very first episode of Reel Time: The Podcast

Lame Dudes
Streamer Life, No Nut November Cont’d, Lil Peep Review, Smashing Blumpkins LIVE In Concert

Lame Dudes

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 60:46


Sorry its late… We sing at the end it’s kinda funny

Jade + X. D.
Blumpkins in Utica, New York

Jade + X. D.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2018 100:32


There ain't shit to do in Utica, New York but give blumpkins, apparently.———————————————http://jadeandxd.com http://patreon.com/jadeandxd email us: jadeandxd@gmail.comfollow us @jadeandxdcall us: 917-727-1445--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/jadeandxd/message

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Blumpkins in Utica, New York

Jade and X. D.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2018 97:26


There ain't shit to do in Utica, New York but give blumpkins, apparently.———————————————http://jadeandxd.com http://patreon.com/jadeandxd email us: jadeandxd@gmail.comfollow us @jadeandxdcall us: 917-727-1445 

TKO - Totally Knocked Off -  the Podcast
TKO #31 - BASIC TRANNY AND BLUMPKINS

TKO - Totally Knocked Off - the Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2018 162:41


TKO #31 - BASIC TRANNY AND BLUMPKINS AHHHTEN-SHUN! all hands are on DICK for this installment of your weekly guilty pleasure. Post NJCC, we continue to phase out the news, just like phasing out that chubby chick that you don't mind fucking every now and then, but really are starting to hate her guts. Anywhoo, we talked about a red bull that didn't give most of us wings, and the new garbage Hasbro has planned. In Custom Spotlight we are amazed that you can build a ship's bridge out of cardboard and pleasantly suprised by a Powder Primes repaint. On Ko Korner we find some guns, some funs and some one-to-ones. We have our fledgling segments in Catfish's Catch and Bedbugs Bargain Bin, where we learn that you can just use the colored plastic you have lying around to reissue toys, but no one's gonna buy 'em. Our asshole isn't worth discussing, but you know what is?? a Brand New segment called Fucked Up Feeds. It's a good time. Period. Our guest tonight is waning and wasting on base in Texas. Yes, we've gotten our first active duty member of the US Armed Forces joining us. Will he out 'Murica JC, or will he take his giant metal penis and ram it down JC's throat? Tune in and don't 'Taps' out. IT's time to Make a Wish Kids, it's...     TKO Penercast #31 - 03-08-18 - John Hanson Intros What’d you waste your money on this week? News TOYSRUS SOON TO BE GONE FOREVERhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-03-08/toys-r-us-said-to-be-prepping-liquidation-of-u-s-operations “Toys “R” Us Inc. is making preparations for a liquidation of its bankrupt U.S. operations after so far failing to find a buyer or reach a debt restructuring deal with lenders, according to people familiar with the matter.” GT RED BULL https://www.facebook.com/DaimChocReports/posts/617049211978843 Custom Spotlighthttps://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10157949343210014&set=g.131527480522376&type=1&ifg=1 https://www.facebook.com/DaimChocReports/posts/618005608549870 KO Kornerhttps://www.facebook.com/daniel.g.bellido/posts/10160155367640014 http://sirtoys.com/toys.php?c=8&p=3823&t=CCB_CW_Bruticus.html Catch of the week: a frothy buzz Bed bugs bargain bin:Original retail $79.99, on sale for $39.99http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/VariationDetails/20278 Asshole of the week: Facebook snitches Guest (The Thirteen Questions) What's your preferred name/handle?Year born?What's your favorite sammich?Favorite music?What got you (back) into collecting?What scale do you collect?Focus collection or any Non-TF collections?To KO or not to KO?What movie makes you cry?Have you done anything untoward for your toy addiction?Tits, ass, legs, face, other?What’s a weird thing about you? idiosyncrasies, phobias, etc.Go to sex position? FUCKED UP FEEDShttps://www.harebraineddesign.com/ TKO Girls Discussion/Listener Questions: Can a Xenomorph kill a transformer? Welty. Discussion topic: favorite episode of g1 transformers and why? Shat Outs TF & WTF-Ever - The greatest Transformers and What-The-Fuck-Ever Facebook group EVER!!! LNOW CUSTOMS - An International consortium of Transformers Customizers and Creators. Girls who make bad decisions with their bodies and the father’s and/or uncles that made them that way. Alcohol, Marijuana and Coffee - The lifeblood of this show. TKO on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHOF_mLwd1zqsO2TPxdNmw TKO on Ituneshttps://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tko-totally-knocked-off-the-podcast/id1271783907?mt=2 TKO on Podbeanhttp://tkothepodcast.podbean.com/ TKO on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/TotallyKnockedOff/ TF & WTF-Ever on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/groups/1815039612083253/ LNOW Customs on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/LNOWcustoms/ 3rd Party TF Crashershttps://www.facebook.com/3PTFCrashers/ Hail Hasbro Reviews: By Deluxehttps://www.youtube.com/user/transfan32 SCU - Shattered Cast Uncuthttps://www.youtube.com/user/shatteredcastuncut/feed Blackout & Shouthttps://www.facebook.com/groups/1511286755568977/ Skullface Reviewshttps://www.youtube.com/user/MythsAndHeroes Nerd Rage Radiohttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGKF1ibRkX8KIWw28ZSMcDA Oscarnjboyhttps://www.youtube.com/user/oscarnjboy Derivitiv Filmshttps://www.youtube.com/user/DerivitivKahnEQ2 The Audio Knights Theatrehttps://www.youtube.com/user/AudioKnightsTheatre

The Simply Unprofessional Podcast
Not The Rednecks You're Looking For!!!

The Simply Unprofessional Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2017 86:33


This week, Webby, Devin, and Clay sit down and talk about Horror, Leprachauns, Hillbillies and Blumpkins, and how these are not the Rednecks you're looking for.  Host: Webby- @JaxForestwalker Featuring: Devin- @DAero3092 with special guest: Clay- @nowhere..cause he hates social media.    Music by Ross Malcom Boyd Please give us a rating and review wherever you listen to us, and as always check out our Website for links to other things we do! Also!! Please help us raise money for a great cause!! Our 24 hour Live stream starts Dec 2nd at Noon est, but you can DONATE now!!

Mad Scientist Party Hour
290 - Blumpkins & Dragons Part 2

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2016 174:36


Dungeon Master Alex Wilson is back with another epic campaign for warriors Kevin Kraft, Geoff Clark, Shuddy Boy and Siike Donnelly. Grab your sack of die and adventure up!

Mad Scientist Party Hour
277 - Blumpkins & Dragons

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2016 168:45


In a special bonus episode, Kevin, Shuddy Boy and Siike play through a Dungeons & Dragons campaign written and hosted by Alex Wilson. Using their powers of immaturity, can these brave warriors survive their deadly quest?

Discourse of Human Events
DHE #23 - Bowel Movements & Blumpkins

Discourse of Human Events

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2016 30:17


In this episode, we discuss the ways one might bring up to a significant other that they are into beastiality, blumpkins, poop play, or any other serious sexual deviance. Subscribe to Us on iTunes! Visit the website and donate: discourseofhumanevents.com Email: zach@discourseofhumanevents.com Intro and outro music provided by Brad Sucks under Creative Commons. Go listen to his music, it's awesome. Brad Sucks

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Strictly Anonymous
115 - Dave Got Cheated On & Dracul is into Blumpkins

Strictly Anonymous

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2016 46:21


First caller Dave got cheated on by his wife a month ago and doesn't know what he's going to do. How did he find out? Who was she cheating on him with? Should he leave her? Tune in to find out plus hear a short call from a guy named Dracul who is very into Blumpkins. Don't know what a blumpkin is? He explains plus gives details about his first sexual experience and more.

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We're With The Band
71: Waffle Cone Blumpkins

We're With The Band

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2015 61:18


The boys take time out from mixing their new record to talk about Dreg's first viewing of The Breakfast Club, Michael's take on a controversial Batman comic, and Ivan's curiosity about The Extreme Tour. Also, how do you feel about oral sex on the toilet?

Snakebites
Snakebites 130: Blumpkins for Christmas

Snakebites

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2014 112:45


John, Brandie & Scott discuss: Systemic violence. Some digressions into religion; Cops selling T-Shirts - "Breathe easy, don't break the law." - The cop mentality IRS claims they have to shut down due to new budget, then not, but no refunds for a while; Philly guy hit with 280k tax bill. Court admits it was a mistake and he doesn't owe it, but has to pay it anyay; CIA head is okay with raping people with food; Greenpeace damages Nazca Lines to put up advertisements; The Cuba Thing; The Sony Thing; HR 5344, a delightful bill to ban civvie use of body armor; Drugging children. Aspergers. General public education hate. Libertarian schooling; Rolling Stone - Six Ideas for a Cop-Free World; If you don't know, find out. Scientology is c*nts; ASMR is hilarious; More 3d printing. 3d printed doggie legs. 3d printing and market forces redux. Random geekery & more! Donate Bitcoin: 1KtcqykD4RXMdXXuL2oQLXbdGqZCsFhPqe Paypal: archindividual@gmail.com

Double Bubble with Gerk and Keek
Double Bubble Episode 4 - Blumpkins and Kegels

Double Bubble with Gerk and Keek

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2014 64:02


Word of the Week, QUIFs? and creepy guys with ball sweat.

Dude OMG! – Dude OMG!
Dude OMG! 001 – Blumpkins & Time Travel

Dude OMG! – Dude OMG!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2014 49:35


Well, folks, here it is. For better or for worse, this is our first podcast. You’ll hear me learn about what a blumpkin is, what our collective thoughts on the possibility of time travel happen to be, Caleb opining his love for Pokemon, and a discussion on what many consider as Harold Ramis’ greatest director […] The post Dude OMG! 001 – Blumpkins & Time Travel appeared first on Dude OMG!.

The Last Podcaster Standing
TLPS: Tea Bagging Terrorists Every Chance We Get

The Last Podcaster Standing

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2011 81:16


In this, the 12th episode of The Last Podcaster Standing “Shooting The S#!t” this week, The Ninja joins the guys to provide her perspective on Mr. KIA's marriage proposal, Mr. Kia updates his condom story from episode 10, and a teacher is suspended for stating the obvious about her students. In Headlines, 3 students give teachers justification to badmouth them whenever they want or kick them in the nuts at the very least. How far would you go to get out of the military? Would you be willing to prove your a "bottom"? Maury Povich pays a girl $500 to violate her probation, a woman reports her daughter was kidnapped to the police that are standing right next to her daughter, and criminals pay $40 to rob a gun store.   "The Male Sack" holds a question from listener Steph Eloi (also known as The Google Goddess) about a stalker she calls the Creepy Creeper. The mere mention of the word "creeper" gives Mr. KIA a nerdgasm and he becomes compelled to gush about minecraft. Yeah! (Insert sarcasm here) Also discussed from the sack: 1. How much $ would you need to get in order to star in an adult film that no one knows you did and would never find out? How much if all your friends, family, and co-workers knew?  2. Let's say you are in the mountains of Afghanistan and you stuble across Osama Bin Laden all alone and weaponless. You have a loaded gun with you. What do you do? Do you shoot him on site or do you apprehend him and take him with you so that he can be brought to justice by our government. 3. And finally, we briefly talk about one of our new favorite websites: GETOFFENDED.COM While we do them no justice with our quick mention, this site has some of the best and most humorous swag we've ever seen. Cleavland Steamer? Yea, they have that. Donkey Punch? Yea, they have that. Blumpkins? What kind of site would it be without it? Hats, shirts, panties, bumper stickers, sweat shirts, books, and more. They have it all. If you're not easily offended, this site is for you, if you are easily offended, eat a chode! and GO GETOFFENDED.COM You guys should know they did not pay us, they did not give us permission, they don't even know who we are. We just really like their site, and we use a lot of the terms/phrases THEY invented. And you probably do to. Check out their Glossary Of Perversion and buy one for us while your there! If we get one we'll read from it each podcast. Hiny hint wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more... Links: Stolen Condom Update Nut Dunkin' Students Turkish Show, Tell and Demonstrate Today on Maury: I'm Violating My Probabtion Dine And Ditch Your Daughter Here's $40. Now Give Me Your Money GetOffended.com Have a quiz, survey, or test for us to take?  Send it to us, we'll make a show out of it!  Have a story that needs to be told?  Have questions you want answered?  Need advice? Wanna be a guest podcaster?  Do you live in the Grand Rapids area, or are you willing to drive to Grand Rapids? Send us an email, drop us a line on Facebook, or post a comment right here in this blog post.  Bottoms Up! Thanks for listening.thelastpodcaster@gmail.com The Last Podcaster Standing @ Facebook On Twitter @lastpodstanding Right Click the link below and select Save Target As to save a copy of the podcast to your computer.

Pod Is My Copilot
PiMC: Episode 144, Hello, Blumpkins!, or I'd Like A Bam-Bam, Please....

Pod Is My Copilot

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2010 50:02


(Note, the sound quality is a little wonky for the first three to four minutes of the show, and Pat is a little hard to hear, kittens, but I promise it gets better after that!) We have guest STAR Pat Gaik from Don't Quit Your Day Job on tonight, and he, Taylor and Taffy discuss the the-a-tah, A serious matter for the Co-pilots, Pat's lack of starbucks, a new "protein" drink, Taffy's ice cream flavors and much much more.  Plus Taffy has a gaff-ey regarding another podcaster!  We are podismycopilot.com. Thank you to Pat - go check him out on Don't Quit Your Day Job on iTunes! blog: www.podismycopilot.com, email: podismycopilot@gmail.com, phone: 206-350-1287, twitter: PiMCTaylor, facebook: Pod Is My Copilot

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness
10-16-20 - Entertainment Drill - FRI - John Sings Along To Letters To Cleo - Informing Bret About Blumpkins - Prince Jackson Singing Along To Michael's Hits

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970


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