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So you're single. You've tried Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, OKCupid, JSwipe, Christian Mingle, Farmers Only, Purrsonals. Shut up, we know you have. So we wrote a show about using them to find dates. Not an advice show, a scripted show. Like on TV, but you can't watch it. You can listen to it though, and i…

Too Old To Date


    • Jun 10, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 18m AVG DURATION
    • 50 EPISODES


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    Feeling Exposed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 22:06


    Mike goes out on a limb to get Becky back. Brad looks to redeem himself after a dating failure in Michigan. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and […]

    Kamehameha Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 12:58


    Mike’s friends try to make heads or tails out of his extreme plan to win Becky back.  You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Simon DIck Narration by […]

    Thirst Traps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2019 14:13


    Brad finally gets to the bottom of Amber’s new thirst trap habit. Mike has big news for his friends.  You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Aaron Gottlieb, and Chelsea Townsend Narration by […]

    Political Spectrum

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 14:42


    Brad, still visiting his family and friends in Michigan, tries to get caught up on his mom’s personal life. In New York, Mike sees Leslie in an uncomfortable situation.  You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo […]

    Foot Special

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 16:38


    Kyle has a wild idea to help Mike get his mind off of his troubles. Brad visits his high school friends and notices the differences between dating in a city and a suburb. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by […]

    White Whale

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 14:55


    On a trip to his hometown in Michigan, Brad gets the low down on the middle school dating scene from his 12-year-old half-brother. In New York, Mike tries to take his mind off of Becky by attempting to catch his white whale.  You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD […]

    Poor Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 23:12


    Mike ignores Brad’s advice and tries to get a sense of what’s happening with Becky by calling one of her friends. Brad ignores Mike’s advice in pursuit of an exciting night. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon […]

    Swap Spit

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2018 15:53


    Mike confronts Becky about his suspicions regarding Grant. Brad has an awkward run in on the subway.  You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Remy Kassimir, and Jacob Mann Narration by […]

    Big Stinger

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 17:08


    A big night out with all his friends ends with big consequences for Brad and his relationship with Zoe. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Remy Kassimir, Chelsea Townsend, and […]

    Thumbs Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 14:52


    With both of their ladies out of town for a few days, Brad and Mike meet up with Kyle to try to take their minds off of their worries and to hear about what’s going on in their younger friend’s chaotic dating life.  You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code […]

    Breakneck Ridge

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2018 17:45


    Mike, Becky, Brad, and Zoe go hiking at Breakneck Ridge. Does Mike reveal his worries over Becky’s friendship with Grant? Is it too soon for Brad to be introducing Zoe to his friends? Probably! You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written […]

    Opposite Signs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018 22:16


    Brad meets up with Lindsey, host of the We Met at Acme podcast, and talks through his relationship with Zoe while getting into issues like exclusivity, labels, and astrology. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo […]

    Turnbull Award

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2018 15:00


    Michael meets Becky’s old friend Grant and worries about Grant’s intentions. Meanwhile, things get tense on Brad’s date with a stressed out Zoe.  You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Remy […]

    Assigned Seats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2018 24:00


    Brad and Mike consider whether they’re spending their free time the right way. Later, Mike learns that dating as a lesbian in New York can be tough, while Brad struggles to hook up with a girl whose dog keeps getting in the way. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code […]

    Spare Key

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 15:02


    Mike and Becky casually take their relationship to the next level while Brad navigates strange obstacles on a date with a woman he likes a lot. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by […]

    Birthday Dinner

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 13:24


    Brad is suspicious that Mike might be spending his birthday dinner with other friends, but Mike has other things (namely, his relationship status with Becky) on his mind. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Christina Pastor Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support […]

    Casey Ryback

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2018 15:32


    A casual conversation about ’90s movies for Mike and Becky, while Brad and Kyle try to swipe their way to a good time while on vacation in Charleston.     Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, Stephanie Boyd, and Claire Alba Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via […]

    Say Anything

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2018 14:38


    Mike & Becky help Sabrina decide whether or not to get back together with her ex, while Brad and Kyle discuss issues around the term and concept of Eskimo Brothers.   Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Alexandra Ferrera Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes […]

    Austin Powers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 17:37


    Mike & Becky bond at the Bronx Zoo. Brad meets one of Kyle’s friends and tries to be his wing man.  Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, Davide Ferrari, Katie Rose Somerfield &  Megan Powell Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go […]

    Yoga Mama

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2018 15:10


    Mike, Becky, Brad & Amber go to Carter’s birthday party and get caught up on one another’s dating lives Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend, Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb & Zachary Eisenberg Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes […]

    Brunch Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2018 22:41


    Brad and Mike grill Brunch Boys CEO Jeremy Jacobowitz about how to connect with girls in the DM on Instagram.  Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Jeremy Jacobowitz Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too […]

    White Slice

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2018 16:23


    Amber hatches a plan to reconnect with a sexy man she met in a ride share, while Mike tries to balance a new romance with his desire to have a better Uber rating . Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend & Emily Kratter Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Our theme song […]

    Running Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 14:17


    Mike tries to readjust his dating prospects again, this time by joining a running club. Brad tries to figure out why his date is in the restroom for so long. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Emily Kratter, Lena Kaminsky, Lauren Marcus, Sara Beth Berman, Christina Pastor, & Scott Antonucci  Narration by […]

    Night Tickler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2018 18:35


    Mike leverages a childhood secret to get closer to Emma, and Brad think Nicole might help him show off to an old flame.  Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Whitney St. Ours and Jenna Heller Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes […]

    Weed Candy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2018 18:18


    Mike gets roped into a wedding out of town while Brad and Nicole bond over TV and special candy.  Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Whitney St. Ours, Jenna Heller, Brian Handler, Josh McCollom, Brent LeBlanc, and Jan Rozen Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now […]

    Phone Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2018 18:38


    Mike learns a lot more than he bargained for about Emma’s recent past, and Brad breaks a barrier with Nicole.  Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Chelsea Townsend, Whitney St. Ours, and Jenna Heller Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your […]

    Thrift Store

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2018 18:21


    Mike goes on another date set up by his matchmaker Theresa, and this time things go in a different direction.  Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice and masterful improvisation by Whitney St. Ours Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast […]

    Another Bike

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2017 16:17


    Suzy is mulling over whether to move in with Henry, but her friend Carla thinks it might be too soon. Meanwhile, Henry is keeping a secret.   Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Emily Kratter, Samantha Shane, Zachary Gamble, Chelsea Townsend, Aminah Mccollough, Rick Rosenbluth & Matt Hornback Narration by Djo Gepp Our […]

    Cyber Crush

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2017 21:53


    Mike’s old friend Leslie comes to town to entertain him and Brad with stories of cyber crushes gone wrong and dating app misunderstandings.  Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voice by Emily Kaplan Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! […]

    Popcorn Fart

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2017 17:26


    There are no actual farts in this episode. Brad gets a little bit more comfortable at his new job, while Mike meets up with Kim, his first date made through a matchmaker. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Jenna Heller & Kaitlin Duffy Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song […]

    Tongue Tornado

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 21:50


    Mike takes his love life into his own hands and visits a match-maker. Brad discovers the trouble that comes with inconsistent dating profile pictures. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Jenna Heller, Julie Smelanski & Daisy Guevara Narration by Djo Gepp Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost […]

    Michael Abides

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2017 24:16


    Mike’s summer of love comes to an overwhelming conclusion. Brad makes a last ditch effort to win over Tiana, but gets the suspicion that he’s being pushed from one woman to another. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Dara Pollack, Trinity Siméus, Amanda Huey & Tess Garoon Narration by Susan Khan Our […]

    Thanks, Rwanda

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2017 21:09


    Brad and Mike have very different experiences going out with two different women who are only in town for a limited amount of time. Written by Brad Garoon &  Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Dara Pollack & Nikki Tomaino Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes […]

    Giggle Stick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2017 19:47


    Emily, a woman with whom Brad shares a therapist, navigates the complicated world of workplace relationships. Written by Brad Garoon,  Mike Tanzillo, and Cher Landman Additional Voices by Jennie Kamin, Rokhsane Mahmoudi, Christopher Freda, and Lauren Weber Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite […]

    Three Waves

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2017 18:03


    A ride share taxi exposes Mike & Brad to a handful of New York City’s more troubled young people. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick, Brandon Lamar, Christine Perrella, Megan Gentry, Chelsea Alison, Jeannine Friedrich, Leah Hammerschlag, and Laura Rowett Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is […]

    Second Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2017 16:59


    Brad and Mike vie for the affections of the same waitress, while Abby and James explain their unique relationship history. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jen Greenwald, Simon Dick, Abby Green & James Li Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes […]

    Island Avenue

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2017 21:47


    Amber visits Jeff at his parents’ vacation home in Miami, but is it too soon to be going on a vacation date with him? Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison, Haven Cousins, Madison Landis, and Nina Modelski Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost […]

    Dating Data

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2017 26:29


    Brad goes on a “Skype date” with a girl across the country. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Carin Fishel Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For more information and to donate to the show, go to […]

    Five Steps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2017 18:01


    Mike looks to his older brother for advice on getting over his divorce. Brad runs into a familiar face. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jamie Bliss & PJ Tanzillo Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For […]

    Dental Surgery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2017 16:51


    Mike & Brad, feeling upset about the women who appear to be ghosting them, use Tinder Social to go on an impromptu double date. Later, Brad finally confronts Kelly, and Mike gets some bad news from Alisha. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Annie Garoon, Brie Tse, & Lyndsey Brown Narration by Susan […]

    Latex Catsuit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2017 20:00


    Amber tells Brad and Mike about her fear of revealing her sexual fetishes to Kyle. Brad suggests she practice on new friend Jeff. Written by Dara Pollak, Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Chelsea Alison & Haven Cousins Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your […]

    Charity Turkey

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2017 19:59


    Brad and Mike discover their civic sides while examining a peculiar email. Mike reconnects with an old crush. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Brie Tse Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For more information and to donate to […]

    Luke’s Orgy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2017 19:59


    Brad tries to get closer to Kelly in Nashville, while Mike contemplates going to a sex party in New York. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Jason Emmendorfer, and Matt Hornback Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast […]

    Dusky Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2017 19:30


    Hannah tries to convince Peter to remove the dating apps from his phone, and is troubled when establishing relationship labels. Then, Pritha teaches Hannah about Shaadi and Indian arranged marriages online. Written by Jessica Rosen, Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jessica Rosen, Rokhsane Mahmoudi, and Robin Kennedy Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is […]

    Lobby Notes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2017 19:41


    Brad makes a bold move in Queens, while Mike tries to meet women off of the dating apps in Manhattan. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Jenna Heller, Kevin Thomason, Christopher Freda, and Rick Rosenbluth Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite […]

    Bee Stings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2017 20:00


    Mike deals with a potentially racist date. Brad deals with a bee infestation and his own body image issues. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by Haven Cousins, Linda Chang, and Samantha Tugentmen Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! […]

    Golden Toilet

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2017 17:10


    Mike and Brad have a falling out. Brad catches up with his cousin Carter, while Mike gets some troubling dental news. Written by Brad Garoon, & Mike Tanzillo Additional Voices by David Kang, Isaac Holze, and Ronna Feldman Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite […]

    Brittany… My Name is Brittany

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2017 17:24


    Mike makes first contact with a woman he’s been trying to meet for a very long time. Bradley struggles with a recent loss, and a fading romance. Written by Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Erica Cho Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe […]

    Piddle Pads

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2017 18:21


    Mike has a persistent visitor, and Brad’s desire for adventure goes disastrously awry. Written by Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend and Aaron Gottlieb Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! For more […]

    Purse Flinch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2017 11:22


    Amber doesn’t like the dating advice she receives from Brad and Mike, and finds herself conflicted on a date later in the evening Written by Dara Pollak, Brad Garoon, & Michael Tanzillo Production Assistance by Toby Singer Additional Voices by Chelsea Townsend and Aaron Gottlieb Narration by Susan Khan Our theme song is Loveless by […]

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