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Coronavirus is making flights super cheap these days. Ever thought about packing a bag and leaving it all behind...at least for a month or two? We sure have! Wanderlust is a real bitch sometimes. Listen this week as the gang talks all things travel and lists their top destinations they would vacation to if they had to leave today.

Have you ever slow motion dove through a plate glass window off a third story balcony as the building is blowing up? If you have, I bet it was in the 90's! We all appreciate a good show but there's something magical about a 90's action flick. Listen this week as the gang jumps over the hood of a car and gets a few round-house kicks in while discussing their favorite 90's action movies.

Did you know Macaulay Culkin's brother is also an actor? Or that Ashton Kutcher has a twin? What other celebs have siblings we don't know about?! We're climbing all up into the family trees of these stars and finding some juicy details about their lost siblings that no one knows about. Listen this week as the gang discusses their top unknown celebrity siblings.

Love is in the air...or at least it was. With Valentine's Day in our rear view we are still thinking about all the sweet stuff. So put those lover hats back on and listen this week as the gang gets mushy and talks about their favorite romance movies.

Boys are out tonighttt! We're down a (wo)man this week, and the guys are running wild in the studio. Listen as Derrick and Nate discuss the TV and movies they've seen recently, and the upcoming releases they are most excited for.

Remember the days when boy bands ruled the world? N*SYNC, Backstreet Boys, and 98˚ (to name a few) took over the airwaves and left us swooning in their wake. Well we do, and we wanted to take our shot at creating the next super group. We went into the vault for this one, so pay no mind to the shotty audio and sub-hour length, but instead turn your attention to our genius managerial skills as this week the gang puts together their Movie Character Boy Bands.

A hot body is a hot body. If you were going to dip your toes in the same sex pool, who would you want to be there to swim with you? We know everyone's got their secret (or not so secret) boners out there. Listen this week as the gang gushes over their same sex celebrity crushes!

Hindsight is 20/20 right? Well not this year! The team at Top That is busy manifesting the shit out of the next 365 and putting together their vision boards. Get on the hippy dippy train this week as the gang gets all futuristic and discusses their top visions for the year.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Something we should all live by...and speaking of trashy treasures, this episode we're dumpster diving into the dating pool to see what gets you from 6 to midnight. Listen this week as the gang gets into the hot garbage scene of trashy boners.

Ever wanted to dip your toes into Mr. Wonka's chocolate river, or pick out your own wand in Diagon Alley? Maybe you want to join the Grizwalds at Walley World or watch the alien opera with Ruby Rhod at Fhloston Paradise. We all see those magical places in TVs and movies, and wish we could visit some of them ourselves. Listen this week as our good friend Riley joins Sabrina and Nate to discuss the fictional places that they wish they could vacation.

Automatic yeses: elastic waistbands, top shelf whiskey, free concert tickets. Is there anything else you guys would say yes to without a second thought? We have a lot! Listen this week as the gang discusses their top things they are fully subscribed to without a question.

How in the french toast is it 2020? Seriously though, we need an answer! Another year has passed filled with so many activities, news worthy stories, and entertainment galore. Listen this week as the gang looks back through 2019 and chats about some of their favorite highlights from this past year.

Episode 52. We've made it to one year and we appreciate you all taking the ride with us! We celebrated by recording our 52nd episode live with friends. But don't worry, we kept it nice and explicit with a great version of "Would You Rather..." Listen to the gang this week as they draw out of a hat and eat cake from the episode sponsor, The Naked Lemon bakery in Astoria, OR. (Also, thank you Bubba's Sports Bar & Grill)

The 80's were a special decade where things only held up for so long...like Acid-wash denim, aqua-net and the two Corey's. But one thing that will always stand as strong as your bitchin' mullet is the 80's comedy. Listen this week as the gang gets righteous while discussing which movies they thought were totally tubular and are still radical to this day.

Man down! Man down! We're sans a host and switching things up a bit. Listen this week as Sabrina and Nate take a break from the lists and become critics as they discuss the shows and movies that have impressed or upset them recently.

Foreigner said it best, it feels like the first time. We’ve all got a long list of awkward first times and the team here at Top That decided to relive those horrid and awesome experiences! Listen this week as the gang deep dives into a hat full of firsts.

Less is more, am I right? Well, unless more is more. But we here at Top That are talking about a dash of this and a pinch of that. Some characters make a huge splash in a mere matter of minutes and it leaves us wanting more. Listen this week as the gang discusses their top cameos that made them laugh, cry, or hard up for another dose.

Can we all agree that the 90’s were totally awesome? Top to bottom it was a decade full of fashion, drama, music and movies. And we’re here to discuss the movies, specifically of the comedy genre. Listen this week as the gang relives the laughs and questionable fashion trends as they discuss their top 90’s comedies.

This episode catch up with the gang once again on their reoccurring segment Top That: This Week! They discuss all things current events, juicy gossip and useless trivia.

It’s full fledged spooky season y’all! That means we’re talking scary things and dressing up. Listen this week as the gang discusses their top Halloween costumes they would go for if money wasn’t an issue.

Coworkers, they can be a dream come true or they can be a sick nightmare. Were bringing villains of all types, shapes and sizes into real office settings and measuring up who would be the worst to deal with. What if you had Darth Vader doing your performance review? Shared a cubicle with Thanos? Listen this week as the gang discusses their top worst villains to work with.

We’ve said it before but there is no bond between humans like the one of mutual hatred of something or someone. Misery loves company! It could be a coworker, or the fact that your football team is constantly shitting the bed, sometimes things just piss you off and that’s okay! Join the gang this week in a total bitch fest as they discuss what’s been chapping their asses lately.

Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, or is it? Do you have rules against hooking up with anyone younger than you? Or how about older? How about a lot older? We’re doing celebrity crushes with a twist and like a fine wine, these celebs get better with age. Listen this week as the gang lets everyone in on their ideal senior citizens scenario.

What would you do if you found a lamp in the cave of wonders...Would you rub it? We sure would. Also, do you prefer a Robin Williams Genie or a Kazaam Genie, or something cool we don’t even know about? We’ve all got our preferences but we’ve applied a few rules. Listen this week as the gang rubs five out on their own personal Genie lamps.

Who else needs a break? Ever thought about taking a trip to your favorite memory or getting the chance to dance your ass right off on an episode of MTV’s The Grind? Let’s be real, most of us think about hopping on a plane and heading to paradise on the daily. But what if instead of a plane, you were hopping into a time machine? Listen this week as the gang talks about when in time they wanna spend their vacations, bae-cations and stay-cations.

Things we know for sure: The team at Top That loves movies, and they sure love sports. This week, they’re putting the killer combo together. Listen as the gang gets innovative and builds their ideal basketball team with their favorite movie characters. Is Frank The Tank or Chewbacca gonna be center? Maybe Van Wilder is bringing up the ball at point guard! All we know for sure is round ball gets wild with these curated teams.

What scares you? Vampires, clowns under the bed, Freddie Kruger? What about real shit, like maybe losing a limb? Or an overwhelming amount of birds in the area? We all have fears, and some are more rational than others. Who are we to tell you that you’re just a big ol’ scaredy sack of shit? Listen this week as the gang sleeps with one eye open after they discuss their top irrational fears.

Excited, a little nervous... your interest is piqued and you can’t wait to see what happens next. No, we’re not talking about 1st dates or 1st base, we’re talking movie intros people! The first few scenes in a movie can make or break whether you decide to keep letting it whisk you away. Listen this week as the gang discusses the top movie intros that get them all hot, bothered or doubled over in pain from laughter.

These are trying times we're living in folks! Most days we’re all about spreading the love, but this week we’re taking the opportunity to bitch and moan. We’re complaining about everyone’s gym selfies and the dumb stuff that comes out of their mouths. Listen this week as the gang throws all the shade while discussing their top pet peeves in the opposite sex.

The team here at Top That is getting a little introspective. We dig deep inside ourselves and make the tough decisions. Would you rather time travel by fart, or teleport via sneeze? Listen this week as the gang gets to know each other better as they play the age old classic 'Would You Rather...'

Have you ever fantasized about what it would be like to be the one who took Hailey Baldwin off the market? Or maybe you're the one who finally make Leo DiCaprio give up the bachelor life...I mean even if it's one in a million, there's a chance. Listen this week as the gang discusses who's looking like a snack with their fresh hot batch of Current Celebrity Crushes.

Parenting is none of our jobs and frankly none of our business, but dammit since we've all got a pair of em, we feel we've got all the rights to judge the hell out of a few. Listen this week as the gang talks trash about all the worst fictional Moms and Dads out there.

Nostalgia: a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations. We all miss things from our childhood, and honestly someone should have told us what a shit trap growing up really is. Listen this week as the gang discusses what they want in their adult lives that they used to have as kids.

Absolutely no fake news here! We're still marinating in the Independence Day energy and discussing all things presidential. Listen this week as the gang lets you all in on a star spangled batch of Unknown American Facts.

A film that seeks to elicit fear for entertainment purposes, why would you submit yourself to such torture? Whether it's the gore or the score that gets you, we all have our list. So lock your doors, never ask "who's there?" and make sure you're not giving up your V when you listen this week as the gang gets into their top 5 horror flicks.

You've just hit the jackpot, what's the first thing you do? Obviously buy a gold toilet. Or maybe you set up a weekly delivery to your ex's house of a paper bag full of dog poop on fire. We've all got our priorities. Listen this week as the gang talks about their Top 5 things they'd do if they won the lottery.

Peanut Butter & Jelly, Bevis & Butthead, Puke & Rally...some things just belong together, you know? So dish up a plate of Spaghetti & Meatballs, put on your Hall & Oates on pause, and listen this week as the gang discusses their Top Duos.

This episode catch up with the gang once again on their reoccuring segment, Top That: This Week! They discuss all things current events, juicy gossip, and useless trivia.

How many times a day do you say to yourself, "What in the actual fuck?" We here at Top That seem to find ourselves saying it an absolute ass load. Listen this week as the gang shares their top crazy moments in life that actually made them scream W-T-F?!

ISO: PERFECT MATE. Let's face it, no one's perfect (except for maybe Tom Hanks) but that doesn't mean we can't have high expectations when searching for Mr/Mrs Right. Listen this week as the gang talks about how they aren't out here dating just anyone Willy Nilly and what they're looking for in the opposite sex.

Spinoffs usually are a total shit show (remember JOEY after Friends?) But - just what if Michael Scarn had his own TV series? Or would you watch a movie that tells the whole story of Jackie Treehorn? This week the gang is still on location at Grandpa's House listening to him cook breakfast while discussing their ideal spinoff movies and TV shows.

This episode catch up with the gang on their reoccurring segment Top That: This Week! They're back discussing current events, juicy gossip, and how many times Derrick farted in the hour.

Popularity is the last thing on our minds here at Top That. We're going way against the grain this week and no one cares. Get ready to feel all sorts of pissed off because the gang dives head first into their Top 5 Unpopular Opinions.

Trends come and go...and then they come again, and to be honest sometimes they just need to stay the hell gone. (We're talking to you JNCO jeans) This week the gang put on their fanny packs, got all jacked up on Surge and made a few mix tapes while they discussed their top 5 favorite trends they wish would make a come back.

It seems like just yesterday that Justin was still #2 in N*SYNC, and Brittany hadn't shaved her head yet. Back when driving around with your friends in the car listening to Eminem tell you "You've only got one shot," was all you did on a Friday night. Listen this week as the gang kicks it high school and discusses the top 5 songs that made every one of their high school mixtapes.

Sometimes 15 minutes of fame is just a little too long. We get that everyone is trying to be the next self made billionaire but honestly, your mom will never be Kris Jenner. So it's time to give up. Listen this week as the gang throws major shade at those celebrities they think don't deserve their high social standing.

We're currently current here at Top That! The gang takes a new route on their Top 5 lists and talks all about what happened in the past 7 days. The new semi normal will be catching up with each other, talking all about our love lives, current events, scary real life stuff, and of coarse the loud noises that come out of Derrick's butthole...

Bucket Lists. We've all got 'em. Whether it's running with the bulls in the streets of Pamplona or dropping the kids off at the pool inside Buckingham Palace, we've all got dreams and who are we to judge them. But listen this week and judge the fuck out of these lists as the gang talks about what they want to do before they kick that big shit bucket.

Long winded speech, for one? Oh hell naw. We all know a Chatty Cathy can put you to sleep, but it can also bring inspiration, incite fear, open the emotional flood gates or make you pee your pants with laughter. Listen this week as the gang discusses their favorite monologues that get all the feels going.

Do you long for the days when Boy actually meets World? Or would you rather be speed dating every night with pre-antivax Jenny McCarthy on Singled Out? In a world with reboot after reboot, this week the gang discusses their top TV Shows they actually wish would make a comeback.

We here at Top That are lovers of the animal kingdom. Except spiders, fuck those eight legged freaks. Listen this week as the gang gets all Encyclopedia Brittanica on everyone while they discuss their top extinct animals we wish would be brought back Jurassic Park style.