You Can't Scare Me!

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!(00:00) Introduction(05:35) Mario's History Lesson(22:24) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon(46:54) Legal Problems ft. Josh Moniz(52:39) Mario's Chapter Summary(1:24:14) Bob's Chapter Summary(1:53:17) Brandon's Chapter Summary(2:31:38) Overall Review⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/TqV0JZwyH5Q

It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs! (00:00) Introduction (04:15) Mario's History Lesson (29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary (2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion (3:13:44) Overall Review ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/z3JpPK1xfRA

bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of! (00:00) bröther may i have some spööks? (03:24) Mario's History Lesson (14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion (2:12:44) Overall Review (2:19:15) Podcast Updates! ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠

Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming traffic! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoids being wrong on the internet, and Rachel staunchly refuses to cast magic spells! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes infatuated with some very good numbers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There goes the neighborhood! On the very first episode of You Can't Scare Me, Bob falls in love with the best puppy, Mario has issues with an old family heirloom, and Rachel gets acclimated to her constantly haunted bedroom! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.