You Can't Scare Me!

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Listen closely... Do you hear that? OH MY GOD! It's Rachel, Mario and Bob venturing through all 62 of the original Goosebumps books by "Jovial Bob" R.L. Stine! Join them for magic hares, "Who's there?"s and jump scares in this super chill episodic podcast that they'll be sued for if they're not careful! Did I mention they also compare the books with their TV show counterparts? No? Well I just did! https://www.patreon.com/youcantscareme https://shows.acast.com/youcantscareme See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You Can't Scare Me


    • Dec 31, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 40m AVG DURATION
    • 18 EPISODES


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    One Day at HorrorLand

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 204:02


    It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs! (00:00) Introduction (04:15) Mario's History Lesson (29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary (2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion (3:13:44) Overall Review ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠ Video version of this podcast: https://youtu.be/z3JpPK1xfRA

    You Can't Scare Me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 153:43


    bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of! (00:00) bröther may i have some spööks? (03:24) Mario's History Lesson (14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion (2:12:44) Overall Review (2:19:15) Podcast Updates! ⁠Support us on Patreon!⁠

    The Werewolf of Fever Swamp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 207:27


    Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Piano Lessons Can Be Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 153:38


    HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Be Careful What You Wish For

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2023 159:48


    Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Haunted Mask

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 194:34


    Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Ghost Next Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 184:20


    It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Welcome to Camp Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 208:18


    Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Girl Who Cried Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 131:18


    Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Night of the Living Dummy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 166:36


    I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Let's Get Invisible!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2022 168:52


    Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Are You Afraid of the Dark? - The Tale of the Guardian's Curse

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2022 103:41


    What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 192:09


    False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Say Cheese and Die!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 199:18


    Is that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming traffic! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Monster Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 69:47


    What's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoids being wrong on the internet, and Rachel staunchly refuses to cast magic spells! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Monster Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 134:54


    It's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Stay Out of the Basement

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 128:29


    Hamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes infatuated with some very good numbers. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Welcome to Dead House

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 121:56


    There goes the neighborhood! On the very first episode of You Can't Scare Me, Bob falls in love with the best puppy, Mario has issues with an old family heirloom, and Rachel gets acclimated to her constantly haunted bedroom! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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