A bi-weekly comedy podcast curated by a socially awkward thirty-something year old with a touch of hyperactivity & just the right amount of skepticism! Join me as I descend into a variety of hot topics, relationship advice & chat with captivating guests. By the end of each episode you'll be saying, "This is why you literally have no friends!"
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Hi Friends! Happy Memorial Day! Excited to debut a new segment on today's episode called "Tweet of the Week!" On the show, Paul talks about his last ditch effort on trying to locate his barber, Zee's unofficial co host delegation, becoming a top 10 comedy interview podcast in Austria! Hot takes on the movie "This is 40" and if either of us have ever had the "pleasure" of meeting a #Karen in the wild. Zee & I discuss the possibility of a THC infused Fathers Day meal & try to decipher Cardi B's riddle on Twitter. Later we give a listener some friendly advice: "It's either me naked or the Dog!" Moving into the main topic: Winning over the hiring manager & landing your dream job! Email the show with your relationship or Adulting assistance questions for a chance to have it featured on our next Friendly Advice segment. Email: havenofriendspodcast@gmail.com. Follow the show on social media: @0friendspodcast. Website: www.havenofriendspodcast.com. Friend of the show? Please leave a rating & review on apple podcasts! Follow The Co-Host. Twitter: @SAHM_LIFE30. StockTwits: sahmlife_30. Copy the link for 10% off your very own trade journal & start trading today! https://t.co/kOP01MYvBb?amp=1 Shout out to Buzzsprout for being a friend on today's episode! Copy the link below in this description and receive a $20 Amazon Gift Card when you sign up! Its time to create something great together! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=734216Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Havenofriendspodcast)
Hi Friends! On today's episode, Zenani and I discuss her transition from luxury real estate sales to being a "SAHM" as well as an aspiring swing trader! Zenani shares what it was like growing up as one of the only African American kids in a small New England town; and we discuss if it's truly possible to work a lucrative job from home. We also get a peek into Zee's "Trader music Playlist," which she routinely uses to amp up Power Hour! I give my thoughts on Stocktwits rowdy "bears," and we discuss if the Governor of Seattle does need to "Open the state, Jay!” We chat about why #blacktwitter may "come for us" after we defend the show #BlackAF and the main topic centering around Zee's "Tips on how to successfully trade in a volatile market," We give a listener some friendly advice on how to handle a woman who won't accept him because she makes more money than him and finish the podcast off with Zee's winning stock tips! *This show is pre-recorded. All stock tips are subject to change because...the stock market is unpredictable. #TradeSafe. Email the show with your relationship or Adulting assistance questions for a chance to have it featured on our next Friendly Advice segment. Email: havenofriendspodcast@gmail.com. Follow the show on social media: @0friendspodcast.Website: www.havenofriendspodcast.com. Friend of the show? Please leave a rating & review on apple podcasts! Follow our guest on today's show. Twitter: @SAHM_LIFE30. StockTwits: sahmlife_30. Copy this link for 10% off your very own trade journal & start trading today! https://t.co/kOP01MYvBb?amp=1 Shout out to Buzzsprout for being a friend on today's episode! Copy the link below & receive a $20 Amazon Gift Card when you sign up! Its time to create something great together! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=734216Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Havenofriendspodcast)
Hi Friends! Today we have another friend of the show Benzon joining us! We discuss on this shameless episode, Benzon's matching tattoos with the Ex and why he used his ipod touch calendar app to take a girls number as a teen. We chat about East Coast Vs West Coast mindsets, 3rd trimester sex and why unicorn emojis are allegedly in peoples social media bios. I have a Dad chat about having young children, if two kids are really harder than one and how guys think about sex as a teen. We help give some hard truths to a listeners relationship question and just when you think this episode cannot get any more shameless Benzon shares his intimate story of when he flew back to the Philippians for his circumcision! Its gonna be a good one! Our main topic in the show we discuss " Does intimacy change between you and your girl when she gets pregnant?" And give a listener some Friendly Advise on why her ex may be trying to hook her up with his guy friends". Email the show with your relationship or Adulting assistance questions for a chance to have it featured on our next Friendly Advice segment. Email: havenofriendspodcast@gmail.com. Follow the show on social media: @0friendspodcast.Website: www.havenofriendspodcast.com. Friend of the show? Please leave a rating & review on apple podcasts! Follow our guest on today's show. Instagram: @mr.cando. Shout out to Buzzsprout for being a friend on today's episode! Copy the link below in this description and receive a $20 Amazon Gift Card when you sign up! Its time to create something great together! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=734216Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Havenofriendspodcast)
Hi Friends! On today's Episode I am back to literally having no friends and this time it was of no fault of my own! Due to the COVID-19 outbreak, our scheduled guest had to be cancelled but as luck has it, Zee (My Wife) is quarantined with the rest of the world and was more than excited to chat with us! We dive into this "new" masked world we are now living in, how to Social Distance like a Seattleite, calling out the Panty Sniffer of 2017, never taking Prime Now for granted again, drug store foundation woes, waiting for Obama to co sign before we endorse Sloppy Joe, why Ikea beds are not made for guys over 6"ft and living in apartments so small you literally shit where you sleep! Our main topic later in the show we discuss " Steps To Surviving Lock-Down With Your Significant Other." We also give a listener some Friendly Advice on dating someone with the same Zodiac Sign! Email the show with your relationship or Adulting assistance questions for a chance to have it featured on our next Friendly Advice segment. Email: havenofriendspodcast@gmail.com. Follow the show on social media: @0friendspodcast Website: www.havenofriendspodcast.com. Friend of the show? Please leave a rating & review on apple podcasts! Follow our guest on today's show. Twitter: @SAHM_LIFE30 Stocktwits: @Sahmlife_30. Special thank you to all the essential staff tirelessly helping throughout this current worldwide pandemic. Shout out to Buzzsprout for being a friend on today's episode. Copy the link below in this description and receive a $20 Amazon Gift Card when you sign up! Its time to create something great together! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=734216Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Havenofriendspodcast)
Hi Friends! On today's episode we’ve got tons to cover! Friend of the show, Derek joins me as we discuss the golden mic & his involvement with blessing the podcast, life events that age you, when your girls giving you that "Mom" look, How eggs in the morning can trigger PTSD in certain relationships and is it considered time and a half if your having sex with your work spouse?! Moving into the main topic for this episode, we dive into the much debated are work spouses ok to have? and why its not a good idea for guys to start paying for webcam girls. All this and more on You Literally Have No Friends Podcast. Thanks for Listening! Email the show with your relationship or Adulting assistance questions for a chance to have it featured on our next Friendly Advice segment. Email: havenofriendspodcast@gmail.com.Follow the show on social media: @0friendspodcast Website: www.havenofriendspodcast.com. Friend of the show? Please leave a rating & review on apple podcasts! Shout out to Instacart for being a friend on today's episode. There is no better time to stop failing at Adulting! Copy the listener discount link below. https://instacart.oloiyb.net/havenofriends Instacart - Groceries delivered in as little as 1 hour. Free delivery on your first order over $35.Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Havenofriendspodcast)
Hi Friends! So very excited! This is the first upload of You Literally Have No Friends Podcast! Join my guest for the Episode Zee, who just so happens to also be my wife as we discuss, Adulting being hard as shit, the curse of the Postmates driver, how the podcast came to be and why the show named changed so abruptly. Discussions on why older women are so drawn to Paul's charm and later we dive into the main topic of the show, "5 reasons you may have no friends. Thanks for listening! Spoiler Alert! We discuss Good Girls Season 3 and Bates Motel near the end of this episode. Email the show with your relationship or Adulting assistance questions for a chance to have them featured on our next Friendly Advice segment! Email: havenofriendspodcast@gmail.com.Social Media: @0friendspodcast.Website: www.havenofriendspodcast.com. Friend of the show? Please leave a rating & review on apple podcasts! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Havenofriendspodcast)