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Apparently Matt is passive aggressive...Can you be hot without a soul...Is sex work harder for men or women...Doug makes up a bunch of female body parts that don't exist...White pants, required by law...Kids as projectiles...Dogs as shields...Next week should be interesting...All this and more as Matt and Doug raise the mast on: --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mattanddoug/message

Doug returns...and gets a psyche eval...Orgasmic farts...We discuss Return to Me...Apparently Matt is a gaslighter...Matt Vetoed a movie so we did Commando...Arnold impressions...A rare instance where something is redacted...We move to Wednesdays apparently...A shift in the movie?All this and more... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mattanddoug/message

On episode 112 of Talking Tacos, the boys are heckin chonkers. The boys use their linguist skills to define what a chonker is and how to properly pronounce words like “bagel” and “syrup”. Apparently Matt struggles in this regard. Matt tells us all about the future of America in Buc-Cees, we talk about learning when Santa was fake, Toberlone (again), and review a sauce from Casually Sauced. Grab your tequila and listen in!

Gary confirms, in case you didn't know.

On episode 87 of Talking Tacos, the boys roast Matt. Also, what else is new? Apparently Matt fucked up, even Alejandra said so on her new segment, Alejandra's Alley where we tell her a story and she tells us what we did wrong. We also discuss the votes being cast at Taco Bell right now to select which discontinued menu item will return, much like the Mexican Pizza from last week's episode. So far the Enchirito, which is little more than a Mexican slop bucket, is in the lead. Right before the episode was recorded, Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds once again triumphed as Hollywood's most adorable power couple with their announcement that Hugh Jackman will be coming out of retirement for one last take as Wolverine in Deadpool 3. We all kinda jizz a little. And lastly we spend more time than we possibly ever have on hot sauce talk as we discuss our first sauce from Outer Limits hot sauce, the habanero. This sauce was a banger and we dedicated almost half the episode to it. Tune in for a good one this week. Featuring special guest and friend of the podcast, Kung Fu Joe!

This weeks episode is packed. Pete Angelo, Chris Warren, and Matt Lopes came by this week for one of the funniest episodes yet. Apparently Matt hates fat women unironically, Pete is not a fan of religion of any kind, and we finally found the perfect women for Chris Warren: Amber Heard.   Please listen, rate, subscribe and leave a review where you can. Just don't leave a shitty one on a pillow like good olé' Amber.   

Round 3! We're in our twenties! Woot woot! Who likes tea and crumpets? Apparently Matt does! As like as “crumpets” just means “delicious cookies.” And yeah, he'll drink some tea if it's an obstacle in the way of the cookies. Oh, and also, we talk about pastoral charisms: Encouragement, Helps, Hospitality, Mercy, and Pastoring. Which one(s) might you have? If it's hospitality, please send more cookie crumpets. And if you like crumpets, give us a five star review and tell us all about it!

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".How does someone go on a perfect date, dinner and movies, and doesn't get a call back!? Well that's what happens in this First Date Follow Up! Apparently Matt made a move that you should never make on this date! What happened and will he get a second date!? Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".How does someone go on a perfect date, dinner and movies, and doesn't get a call back!? Well that's what happens in this First Date Follow Up! Apparently Matt made a move that you should never make on this date! What happened and will he get a second date!? Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently Matt's fingers are slick...he keeps calling a random number by accident. Will he ever learn how to use technology properly?

2020 is off with a bang! Quite literally. First of all, we have a surprise guest for today's episode. As soon as we started streaming our pre-show, the studio door opened and in walked none other than Michael Malice. Apparently Matt & Amy conspired behind my back to surprise me. Michael joined us in a rousing discussion about the implications of Trump's targeted assassination of legendary Iranian general Qasem Soleimani. Everyone else is discussing the potential global implications of his death, but I want to paint you a picture of who the man actually was and why Iranians held him in such high esteem. You won't hear this caliber of conversation anywhere else. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Intro music by Nick White, producer of The Statist Quo This episode is brought to you by our sponsors: Skillshare ZipRecruiter Support the show.

Apparently Matt doesn't like pizza, so we did a whole episode where he attempts to trash it. First, we go on a pizza crawl around the West Village in NYC. Then we have a formal panel with New York Times Cooking editor Emily Fleischaker and "certified" pizza expert/co-host of Who? Weekly, Lindsey Weber. All that after Worst Things First. Don't forget, Matt and Bari will be performing LIVE in Philadelphia on July 1st! You can get tix here or by Googling "Philadelphia Podcast Festival." See you then!

March 15, 4:52pm - Matt Renfro, Kevin Hinton, and Brendan Collier. Apparently Matt wants to get to L.A. asap.

Episode 0x17-- Turkey Time We're going to try to keep this one relatively short. Seriously. Of course, it's a day late because I did a boo boo on the recording. Don't ask. Upcoming over the next hour... Lots of News Breaches SCADAs DERPs!!! and then our discussion topic-- And if you've got commentary, please sent it tomailbag@liquidmatrix.org for us to check out. DISCLAIMER: It's not that explicit, but you may want to use headphones if you're at work. ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: In case it is unclear, this is the story of 4 opinionated infosec pros who have sufficient opinions of their own they don't need to speak for anyone except themselves. Ok? Good. In this episode: News Hack any skype account in 6 easy steps FACEBOOK SSL FOR EVERYONE Linux rootkit doing iFrame injections  [Full Disclosure]  [CrowdStrike] Dissecting a Facebook Scam Telstra - still can't get security right Killing 4G networks with a suitcase radio thingy Wikid Publishes free eGuide on adding 2factor Web Engineer's Online Toolbox Breaches - The never ending never ending story... FreeBSD intruded upon Skype Adobe NASA - good at going to Mars, not so much at keeping laptops safe Health facilities in Mass and RI lose tapes The SCADAs (WARNING: PDF) From Luigi Auriemma - ABB has problems that look like CoDeSys Obama signs secret directive to help thwart cyberattacks Errata / DERP of the week award United States on Brink of Major Cyber Attack, Industry Executive Predicts  Deloitte Center for Cyber Innovation Mailbag / Bizarro Land RE: Canadian Satellites Hey guys. Thanks for the shout-out in Episode 14 regarding the Diginotar report. Unfortunately I'm going to have to award you guys a mini-derp award for your comments that same episode on the story about the Canadian Navy buying satellite services from Inmarsat as satellites just happen to be my area of expertise. Yes, Canada does have its own communications satellites. They are managed by a company called Telesat. However, they are not of use to the Canadian Navy because they are located in the wrong place, operate on the wrong frequencies, and provide the wrong types of services for what the Navy needs. Communications satellites of this type operate in the geostationary belt (GEO), an orbit around the Equator 36,000 km above the Earth. The radio spectrum in this orbit is pretty congested, so early on international regulation of the satellites in this orbit and the spectrum they use was given to an organization called the ITU. Countries apply to the ITU for specific orbital slots and frequencies in the GEO belt and then license those to their companies. Canada has slots over North America and associated frequencies that are used by Telesat for what's called Fixed Satellite Services (FSS) - mainly broadcast TV and a host of communications services to remote communities in northern Canada. But these frequencies and antenna patterns are not what's used for mobile communications, nor does Canada have any satellite slots in other locations to provide global coverage which is kinda important for ships. Inmarsat on the other hand has the slots and frequency allocations to specialize in Mobile Satellite Services (MSS). They have a fleet of satellites located at various points around the Equator to give global coverage and the types of frequencies and coverage to provide mobile services to ships. Pretty much if you're operating a ship you're going to buy services from Inmarsat. More: Telesat and Inmarsat Brian W. Skyrim Jokes Hey guys, I don't have any Skyrim jokes but do have an odd anecdote for you. While playing Skyrim and listening to the LSD, I've found that I _have_ to turn off the xbox kinect controls or else bad things happen. Apparently Matt's voice is finely tuned as a Weirding Word. I'll be merrily bopping around a character in a dungeon of some type when, all of a sudden, a dragon shout get kicked off and kills all attempts at stealth that I've been trying to muster. It's only Matt's voice that kicks off the shouts. Take that for what you will. John D. Fus Roh Dah! Wrong questions being asked about security involvement in PMO/SDLC work Hey guys, I'm listening to 0x15 and a question made in there really got in between my teeth. "Does making security part of the SDLC make the software more secure?" is the wrong question to be asking. Whether or not having risk evaluations or threat modeling part of the SDLC should be a concern but not the approach I've found work when I've introduced it into the SDLCs of which I've been involved. Let's break out of our security cliques for a moment and realize that ultimately many of use tell ourselves that what we do matters in order to justify the dissonance we have in our brains for putting up with the crap we do because we actually enjoy what we do, for the most part. By and large, we're not altruists. Having the guts to come out and say "Yeah, I know what I do for an organization rarely makes the world a better place, but gosh darn it I like/love what I do." can go a long way to asking the right questions to keep ourselves employed and pertinent to the business that pays us to do cool things. Once you get out of the "what I do is important, dammit" mindset, asking the following question better serves us as a whole. Does making security part of the SDLC/project/product make the business more money or save the business more money had it not been part of the SDLC/project/product as much as we're pushing? If you can justify the change, you can be relatively assured that someone in charge of playing with the moneys with listen. Phrasing the question that way also lends to promoting the idea to the money people that what they do is ultimately important and feeds their own dissonance hating mechanisms. John D. P.S. This approach has also saved me from the dreaded infosec burnout. In Closing Movie Review Matt saw Twilight - point and laugh! We do research too - Ben's running a survey and will publish results. Check it out! The Security Conference Library If you're interested in helping out with openCERT.ca, drop a line to info@openCERT.ca Contribute to the Strategic Defense Execution Standard (#SDES) and you'll be Doing Infosec Right in no time. Upcoming Appearances: James at SecurityZone in Cali, Colombia Signing up for a SANS course? Be sure to use the code "Liquidmatrix_150" and save $150 off the course fee! 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