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It's a wild episode this week. I stopped on over to Joe Gorman and Kelly Taylor's place with my man Big T. After a bunch of edibles and donuts, we talk about a bunch of crazy nonsense as usual. Enjoy! Check these dudes out @joewgorman @hellothisiskelly @bittisbigpics. Also check  out Kelly's podcast, I Feel Fat Today and Big Ts cooking show, THC with Big T. And check out Joe and i's new podcast, Super Selli Joes.

These two dorks made it to the pod. We talk about race relations, Riyadh‘s dad, and why Riad doesn't like kissing. Riyad really steers this episode into the ground. He doesn't really, but you'll see.  Subscribe and tell a friend so race relations will get better in this country Follow these dudes @mayanryan and @ryhaadcarrol

It's another LADIES episode. Alaina Bamfield is back along with newcomer to the pod, Connor Mead.  We talk about Lizzie McGuire, shaved heads, and a bunch of sex stuff as always.  Please subscribe and tell other folks so I can meet Hilary Duff one day. Follow these 2  @alainabamfieldconedy and @connormeadian

Sorry for no video this week guys! It's still a hilarious episode, though! Declan Brooks came by along with a young buck in the game, Trevor Gerald. We recorded this on Juneteenth. That's all you need to know. Follow these dudes @declanlovesmeatballs and @spacecadettrev

This week we got 2 new guests on the pod… again! Andy Malafarina and Miguel Silva are in the house to talk some craziness. We discuss redlining, going schizophrenic, and how the CIA had influenced all the bad things ever. Please subscribe and tell other folks so we can get big enough where the CIA tries to use us to destabilize the country. Follow these 2  @andymalafarina and @likekoolaid and check out their podcasts, “Dork Court” and “Panties in the Mouth,” “Drag the Lake” and “No More Heroes”

This week we got 2 new guests on the pod! Sheri Ciprane and Brad Rickert stop by to talk gross sex stuff mostly, being straight in Bushwick, and Sheri broke her pelvis in a crazy way Please subscribe and tell other folks so I can be straight in a better NYC borough Follow these 2 @sheribaby11 and @bradaintfunny and check out their show, The Pimp Daddy podcast

 We got broads back on the pod baby!! Mae Planert and Kelly Taylor were nice enough to sit down and listen to my nonsense. We talk pyramid schemes, what “scenes” make movies great, and crimes we may or may not have committed. Please subscribe and tell a friend so I can stop maybe committing crimes.  Follow these ladies @mae_planert @hellothisiskelly and peep their podcasts Risqué Business and I Feel Fat Today

Ryan O'Toole and showed up to gig once that ended up being canceled and ended up talking about The Wire for over an hour. That essentially happens here with some extra talk about Boston and New York. Enjoy! Check out my dude @itsryanotoole and his podcast, The Ryan O'Toole podcast

Hey guys! Joe Gorman and I are back on the couch talking nonsense. This is our new pod where we'll be talking about mad nerdy stuff while I try to dodge Joe's baseless allegations against me. We'll eventually make a separate channel, but we'll upload it here for now. Let us know what you think so far and if there's any other comedians you'd want to see as guests in the future. Follow me @sillyselli and Joe @joewgorman

We're back at GAS Digital studio again with the homies, Natalie DeCicco, Blind Mike, and Kevin Sanchez. Kevin shows up late, we run long, and it was recorded the day it should have been posted. Please subscribe and tell a friend. I promise to get a grip on this shit. Follow my dudes @kevinsanchezvalid @nataliedecicco_edits @thatblindmike

Stephen Bolles and Max Carney both made their debuts in the pod this week. I met Max literally before he did the show and you can't really tell because it's such a hilariously fun episode. We talk fights, drugs, girls, all the regular nonsense. Please subscribe and tell a friend so I can do Rogan one day. Follow my dudes @mclonghair @mazcarney and check out Stephen's special, “Stephen Bolles, Stephen Please” on YouTube 

Joe Gorman return to the pod for a solo episode. We talk about comic book movies, cheating on our wives, and the meaning of life. Please subscribe and tell your friends about the pod so I can afford the rent that just got raised. Follow my dude @joewgorman and check out his other pod “Buff Boys”

Dane Rothenberg is back on the pod along with Ron Ervin making his debut! we talk our obsession with certain video games, relationships with bigger women, and crazy unhealthy recipes.  Sorry for the short hiatus. It's been a weird few weeks. This episode really was a lot of fun though so hope you guys enjoy it. Please subscribe and tell your friends about the podcast so we can start a cult and resurrect  Cthulhu  Check out these dudes @dane.rothenbuerg @ronervin and check out their podcast, Bottom Text, available on anywhere you listen to pods 

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Nick Carra blesses the pod with retiring guest, Ryhaad Carroll. We talk about shark fishing, moshing at rap concerts, and Katt Williams makes a guest appearance. Please subscribe, share, and tell your friends about the pod so we can get I. Shannon Sharp one day.

Took a trip deep into Brooklyn to meet up with Chris Faga for this episode! We talk a lot about comic books, old-school teachers, and how Johnny Quest is racist. Please subscribe and share this surround with your friends, so I can afford to drive into Brooklyn instead of take my bike. Follow this dude @chrisfrombkln and check out his podcasts, High Society Radio and Notes of a Goon.

Dean David and Alex pisch return to the pod again! Dean had to leave about 36 minutes in but Alex and I wrap up the pod after figuring out some technical difficulties. We talk New Year's Eve 2023, Saltburn, and taking your mom to a comedy show. Please share and subscribe wherever you listen and I'm so successful, someone tries to Saltburn me one day Follow these dudes @alexpischera @deandavid95 @aggressivleychillcomedy

What up nerds! Mike Recine was kind enough to bless the pod this week. We've never really met, but that didn't stop us from talking about going to the movies alone, our experiences with traveling in Italy, and the ole popcorn trick. Please share and subscribe wherever you listen so I can leave Bushwick one day. Follow Mike @mikerecinecomedy

Stacked episode this week! We got David Bakker, Alexis Ramirez, and Ryan Peterson on the pod. It's hilarious. Honestly, the holidays have been crazy and I completely forgot to clip or relished to this to figure out the description. I just remember having a great time recording this episode and laughing a lot. I think you will too. Please like share and tell your friends about the pod so one of you eventually subscribes. Thanks for real though.  Follow these dudes @davidbakker7 @asapabgry_ @mayanryan

Paddy Dufino is back along with the very funny Michael Good. We talk crazy Halloween costumes, bullying “the far right”, and Godzilla Minus One. Please share and subscribe or you're a lame. Follow these dude @paddy_is_funky and @michaelgoodcomedy 

This week Joe Gorman was nice enough to fill-in for a guest that dropped out along with the very funny Kelly Taylor. We talk about road gigs, crying during The Sopranos, and the manifestation of attractivenes. None of this is as serious as you think it is. Please follow these 2 @joewgorman @hellothisiskelly

When I recorded this, I was on the road with the very funny Zac Amico. We were up in Saratoga Springs, where we essentially went on a date, stayed at a very shady motel, and had ate like 10 years olds. All of this is documented in the pod amongst other hilarious nonsense. Follow this dude at @zacisnotfunny can you check out his podcasts Zac Amico's Midnight Spook show and Real Ass Podcast

Sam Lichtenstein and Danny Fallon joined the pod this week to make a special announcement!! We talk addiction, religion, and intrusive thoughts. It's a wild one. Please subscribe and share the pod around, so the intrusive thoughts don't come true. Follow these dudes and check out their sketches @thewanderingjewman @dannyfallonhaha

Father Sheehan returns to the podcast along with legend, Matt Maren. That shows up late, so Bobby wraps for a bit, and then we finally get into a bunch of stuff about sex, wrestling, and being gay.   Check out these dudes @realmatttmaran and @bobbyshehanlol

My dude, Kevin said she has blessed the pod this week. We were supposed to have another guest, but Kevin really filled both spots. That's not a pun on the subjects we talked about today, which were being fat, dating fat women, and our relationships with our mothers.  Please like share and subscribe so we never have to date fat chicks again. Follow this dude @kevinsanchezvalid and check out the Doped Up podcast 

Natalie DeCicco and Gay Blind Mike return to the pod again! We try to figure out if there are non-horror Halloween movies, I explain how Italian beaches are different than ours, and we reveal the regrets we teased on our previous episode. It's funny and sad. Also, the video dies like 10 minutes before the podcast ends so my bad. Please share and subscribe so that these regrets mean less and less overtime. Follow these 2 @nataliedecicco_edits and @thatblindmike

Audio only episode this time guys. Sorry for the inconvenience. I accidentally film this in 4K to eat up a lot of room on the camera. However, this week we got the very funny Robbie Goodwin and Joe Gorman on the pod. It's very funny. I don't think we noticed the videos fucked up until 40 minutes in so that's the prime spots to listen to. Like, share, and subscribe, so I feel less bad about these mistakes. Follow these dudes @robbiegoodwin and @joewgorman

My two favorite rappers are back on the pod. Gambit and Sid Floyd met up with me when I doing shows in Connecticut. We talk about celebrity look-alike's, messing with teachers in high school, and how to be more Zen.  Please like share and subscribe, so I myself can be more Zen. Follow these dudes @gambitraps and @sid_floyd Also, check out Village in the Shed podcast

Miles Toe and Lawrence Reese joined the pod this week and holy shit. I barely get a word in because these dudes are so hilarious and wild that I just let them rock. We talk about barbershops, voodoo curses, and surprisingly on a more serious note, God. Please like share and subscribe so you too can be in Gods good graces. Follow these dudes @myles_toe and @lawrencereese

David Klash returns to the podcast this week with a different face. Along with him is DC Williams. Together, we talk about what happened to David‘s face, getting suspended and expelled, and wide Blade rules.  Subscribe, share, and tell your friends about the pod. If you don't, I hope you get attacked just like David did. Follow these dudes @davidklash47 and @dcwilliamscomedy

We got ladies back on the pod! Sarah Barnitt and Chloe Fimiano make their debut. We talk identical twins being weird, childhood fantasies that won't go away, and how dudes suck sometimes too. Like, share, and subscribe to whatever so I can afford my nice apt. Follow these ladies @sarahbarnitt and @bae_romano

This week I went to Gas Digital Studios in New York City to do a podcast with the infamous Gay Blind Mike and Natalie Decicco. I'm writing this before listening to the episode so I forgot what we talked about, but these guys were some fo my favorite guests since I've moved to the city. Enjoy! GO follow them @thatblindmike @nataliedecicco_edits

Patrick Mckinstry and Mike Gray are both back on the pod. This episode I was up in Auburn Maine headlining one of my first out of state gigs. We ended up eating a shit ton of edibles and about the 40 minute mark, they really kicking so watch out for that. Also, about 20 minutes and there is a power outage, but that doesn't stop us from having a great time. Like, share, and subscribe so that I can afford these trips, moving forward. Follow these dudes @patastic and @mike.gray.comedian

This week I had 2 hilarious new guests, Ilya Laskin and Bobby Sheehan. We talk about H.P. Lovecraft's cat, aliens being real, and how slutty moms can be.  Please listen, share, and subscribe where you can so I can afford drugs.

My man, Ryan Peterson, just moved to NY so I had to get him on the pod again with newcomer to the pod, Zack DiDinato. We talk about seeing the Death Grips live, subway creatures, and how Ryan looks like Chris D'elia. Please like, share, and subscribe so we can get his big as Chris D'elia., without being predators. So maybe not as big. Follow these dudes @zack_didonato and @mayanryan

This week Joe Gorman and Stephen Wolff dropped by the pod. We talked about which Ninja Turtle we would be, how Stephen had sex with his neighbor, and Joe constantly twists words make us look like sexual criminals.  Please like, share, and write a review where you can so this can inevitably cancel us. Follow these dudes @joewgorman and @stevenwolff and checkout Joe's podcast, Locker Room Talk.

2 dudes I knew before we all had moved to NYC, Andrew Manning and Jonathan Tillson, are back on the pod. We talk bears, Jonah Hill, and E.T. porn. Again, something for everyone. Share, subscribe, and write a review where you can so we can date clout chasing surfer chicks. Follow these dudes @andrewmanthing and @jonathantillson. Also, check out John's YouTube show with Alan Fitzgerald, “Explaining Things, on YouTube.

Dean's back! The most reoccurring single guest returns to talk about the most important things in life like haggling with bodega workers, the new Spider-Man movie, and why he has “that look” in his eyes all the time. Like, subscribe, and write a review where you can so we can get some light back in our eyes. Follow this dude @deandavid95 and check out his show, Aggressively Chill, every Tuesday at  Gold Sounds in Brooklyn, NY. Topics: Bic lighter, crimes, foose ball, sex, drugs, vampires. NYC, Spider-Man, movies, Marvel, DC, Pokémon, Emotions, Relationships, etc.

Cooper Gavin was passing thru NYC so you know we had to have him on the pod this week. We talk about our run ins with the homeless, King Kong vs Godzilla, and how we'd commit more crimes 100 years ago. Like, subscribe, and write a review where you can so we can commit more crimes in this time and get away with it. Follow this dude @coopedupconversations and check out his pod Cooped Up Conversations

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This week Ryhaad Carroll joins the podcast again along with newcomer, Dane Rothenberg. We talk about going to a gig in Connecticut, how to properly manscape, and how we thought Collin and Will Ferrel and Collin Farrell were brothers. Please share and subscribe where you can so I can someday make money off this.  Follow these dudes @dane.rothenberg and @ryhaadcarroll

What a wild episode! Nick Viagas and Roey Rozen bless the pod for the 1st time. We talk the serious issues like autism, sex trafficking, and adrenochrome. All things we are experts in. *cough* Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so our expertise is spread to the thinking world. Follow these dudes @nickviagas and @roeyrozen

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Ronnie Smith and UB Thomas join the pod this week. We talk about biking etiquette, the segregation of NYC comedy, and how 9/11 was the result of boredom.  Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I don't do gay stuff for money out here. Check these dudes @therealronniesmith and @ubthomas5th 

Logan Ayala is back with 1st timer on the pod, Otter Lee. Logan's never seen Jurassic Park. Otter is the most likely to get murdered. Im probably gay again. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can accept my sexuality Check these dudes @loganayalacomedy and @otterleemoy

This week Eric Asker and Scott Hall join the pod. After not recording he 1st 15 min of audio, we really got into it about marriage, divorce and Nick Cannons kids. Also the video cuts out in the last few min. But hey, ITS FREE!!! Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can eventually make money off of this and pay someone to not make these mistakes. Check these dudes @ericaskercomwdy and @scothallstandup and their podcast, The 69th Amendment Podcast

Sid Floyd and Mike Nice are back on the pod for the 1st time in video and it was hilarious. We tell stories about the last few times we've chilled in NYC and discuss one of the craziest hypotheticals my stoner brain has conjured up. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so these stories can continue. Follow these dudes @mikenicect and @sid_floyd

Ryhaad Carrol and Mike O'Sullivan join the pod. We talk Steven Segal, the threat of nuclear war, and me getting “banned” from a “prestigious” comedy club. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can sell out a show at a real club. Follow these dudes @ryhaadcarrol and @mikeosullivancomic

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CT homies on the pod this week!!! Chris Warren and Mike Massaro join the pod again. We talk history, religion, and once again it turns out that I'm probably gay. Like, share, subscribe, and give a review where you can so I can finally determine if I'm actually gay. Follow these dudes @chriswarrencomwdy and @mike.massaro

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