Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

You ever see a podcast come apart like that...Matt forgot to take notes again...Different lubes for jerkin' off...Big jugs discussion again...Peeing in the shower again...Podcast stats again...Doug just doesn't try anymore again...Doug expects Matt to pull clips he doesn't ask for and will be upset if he doesn't...A movie that bombed at the box office...Disgraced Packers...Matt brings up people no one on the podcast has ever heard of...Doug bemoans next week's movie...Matt issues a challenge for next week's movie...The hanging man...

That's not a podcast, this is a podcast...Crikey...Doug is a cocksucker, even Matt's mom says so...Doug likes Australia...Can you find the part that Matt cut...Matt tells lies...Apparently Jen has big jugs...Matt doesn't jerk off for a year...Women shouldn't cheat...Jeff Goldblum doesn't like certain things...Neither host can nail down a good accent...The Last of Us still has an actress that can't act...All that and more...

If you don't want to hear about high school nostalgia this one might not be for you...I would have bet cash money this would be shorter than 2:15...And I would have lost...We're just simple men, we like simple pleasures...Doug is a human toilet seat...Matt breaks someone else's toys...Biggest 80s action stars...Weed talk with Matt and Doug...Having sex with crazy people...Smoking in the boys room...Hand jobs and blow jobs...Hot high school teachers...Doug had more game than Matt and this makes Matt spiral...Who gets the last word this week...

Matt is a liar...Joey pees everywhere...Doug does community service...Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death...Instead of not paying his internet bill Doug opts to not pay his electric bill...Lots of talk of whelming...Vaginas in the wild...What Matt says as he's about to go deep...Lastly there's a section where I swear Doug makes as many sexual euphemisms as possible without actually saying anything sexual...

Joey AKA Scanner joins the show...What is a handjob...Doug is mean to Matt...Doug can't be waved off...Friends...Matt is a champion...Doug is a dick...again...Some good acting...Who gets the last word this week...A little uneven, but what isn't...

Matt gets his feelings hurt...RIP Mitchel...Did Matt go too far...People actually read this shit, who knew...Stupid dog...Matt moves back into the master bedroom...Bourbon talk...Doug is an alcoholic...Doug is dick...Doug pulls a power move every week...Matt pulls a rocket reference out of his ass...Doug texts pornographic materials in the middle of the podcast...Matt's jokes are too smart for the average bear...Is it an all-timer or an all-time disappointment...

Why are Matt and Doug going to hell, let me count the ways...Gay jokes...More gay jokes...Yet even more gay jokes...Pope jokes...Thong watching...A new season, a troubling Doug theme...A movie with ambiguity...Matt knows the S&M terminology a little too well...Guys getting stabbed all over the place...Literally and figuratively...We assume the position and lube up for a leather daddy fantasy...Season 16 fists its way open...

A musical episode...Puberty...Yub Nub...Deja Vu all over again...Funk from the junk...T-shirts' true use...Tree or Tre...Matt realizes he's STILL a terrible person...Doug explains the Houdini...A live guest in studio...The end of an era...Will Ferrell walks past naked...A puppet meme...Season 15 stabs its way to the end...

A clip from the past...Doug doesn't smoke...Matt burns his house down...Matt sleeps with someone new...Doug is a dick...Matt is on the spectrum and has no 'tism' hand...Doug contributes to the notes for the first time...Soul talk...Matt tries to make some jokes in a non-funny movie...Doug gets it wrong...again...For the record rock to the heart...

Once again Matt didn't take notes during the podcast...Matt has a birthday and gets his bucket list denied...Doug doesn't care about green jackets...Matt flashes a stranger...Ball shaving...Swearing is sexy...The podcast is getting more mature...No delays, just shitty podcasting...Is the movie stupid sci-fi horror or a genuinely good/great film...Doug proclaims he is the comedy engine of the podcast...All that and more as we get gene spliced with...

Cut or uncut...What shoes are for old people...Doug living the bachelor life...Doug gets creeped out by phone sex Matt...Is it a classic or a classic disappointment...Matt adds to the list of stupid shit he wants to do...Doug makes a plan to shoot Matt with a gun...Trash can theft...Unnecessary sex scenes...Doug really leans on the Matt is a bum trope...A doc to watch as an 80s child in Wisco...A couple of odd breaks, but I think we hid most of them...

Sometimes you just leave the mistakes in...Doug let himself go...Matt works hard on the podcast...Jeffrey Dahmer...Hierarchy of cheating...Matt pees and doesn't come back...Is taking panties out of the trash weird...Visitors...Ethics in porn...Dig into the trash and take a deep breath..All that and more as we talk about...

Napalm sticks to kids...Underwear talk...Is Pam Grier hot...Pedo jokes...Do nuns shave...Confessions...Circle jerks...Doug is a sodomist...When is a popped collar appropriate...Do priests compare confessions...Matt wants to try heroin...Is Sharon Stone in this film...Matt takes umbrage with something Doug did...Look at the podcast episode image, Matt works hard on this shit...

Vocal fry or head injury, you decide...Once again Matt didn't take notes...Once again Matt will eat garbage...Doug doesn't understand why Jen married Matt...Oscar caliber acting...A date movie...Doug isn't fooled by subterfuge...Is 1923 This is Us in the old West...Battlestar Galactica talk...All this and more...

Matt is supposed to take notes during the podcast...He didn't...At least Doug paid his internet bill this week...Fewer whores this week...Doug is a Milwaukee celebrity...Matt is having someone look into his ass...Matt prepares for divorce...Doug watched this movie so long ago the movie is a dot to him...A technological marvel, is it marvelous...A film where every character has two names, yet Matt calls one character by a different name the entire time...All this and more as the boys hit the game grid and plays some...

Death of a legend...Doug's internet woes continue...Should we just call this a whore cast...How our wives improved us...The delay in our show just allows more time to fill our hearts...Is the movie as good as advertised, or just over-rated...Whores...whores everywhere...All that and more as we put on our cowboy hat and see if we're...

Audio issues 'cause Doug won't pay for non dial-up internet...Probably a few janky edits...Podcasting on a weeknight...Matt and Doug get called out for being dicks...A bed that could have been good...Kevin Costner appears...or doesn't...A competition for who watches crappier filler...A podcast that sound like episode 5, not episode 255...They can't all be winners...

Sharing or oversharing information...Smell the fart acting...Doug retains council...An old movie...Doug misses an obvious thing...Lots of clips...Matt gets pissy about politics...Doug is in his WW2 element...Lots of stock footage, if only we had stock podcast audio...All this and more in black and white and in 4:3...

Milestone schmilestone, shortest podcast ever...Both boys get taken to task...Dick picks a fight at a convenience store...Doug starts a podcast without Matt...The unsingable bed song...A house divided cannot stand...All this and more as we talk through...

An apology... The season of Loggia is over, but the season of single word/syllable titles continues... Does Matt need therapy... Possible subtle racism... A phone call in the middle of the podcast... Is it cold in Tennessee... Does Matt know what a banger is... Goes longer than expected...

Throwing haymakers from the opening bell... What do you do after you poop your pants... First time seeing boobs in the wild... Going out with someone because you want to get laid... Fantasies about the end of the world... Defining relationships suck... Does getting your salad tossed change your life... Going back, would you do it... Matt's hot take on the film... A day earlier than thought, so you're welcome... All that and more as Matt and Doug get...

Anal sex... Matt is passive aggressive... Doug needs some throat lube... Long clips... Jerkin' off in the middle of the podcast... Doug is a fucking idiot... Ring size... Matt's story "I, Thief" is part of his book Anger, Theft, Murder, and other Niceties" available on Amazon along with his other books https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Theft-Murder-other-Niceties/dp/1980756694 ... Ethics of thieving... Nobody has noticed, but the season logo is evolving...

Will Doug win the game... Matt is disgusting and lucky to have a wife... Doug segment shames Matt... Matt is old... Doug is a hypocrite... The boys honor the passing of a legend...multiple times... Idiom corrections... Distrust of the legal system... Coincidences... All this as Matt and Doug take the witness stand and promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it is disgusting...

Season 15 screams to a start...in slow motion...Matt gets off the dole...Doug thinks about his future...Kids have no respect...Matt refuses to get an iPhone...An acting tour de force...Winner takes all at the Kumite...All this and much more...

A big fuckin' film.. Technical issues...again...Doug really needs to pay his internet bill... Judging relationships... Why you should watch where you sit... Some behind the scenes recordings... Was Thanos right... Uses for jello... Matt hates Miles Teller... Doug decides it's his turn to be a naysayer... Not gonna say what part, but I honestly think the honesty might have gone too far this week with one admission... An RCH under three hours... All that and more as we close the door on the raptors and season 14...

Christmas recaps...There is nothing wrong with girls' trips...How would the boys do in prison...How much to kill someone...Doug says Beyonce sucks...New York or Boston...Matt and Jen are both Curmudgeons...Matt calls an audible on next week...Back over three for the first time in a hot minute...

Doug still hasn't paid internet bill... Joey won't get let back into the building... Matt gets confused... Damn we're old... Amazon shopping... Chuck Norris is a true "acting" role... Earworms, earworms everywhere... Other stuff probably happened as well... Aaron Rodgers... Plans for the new Shangri-La... It was sloppy, but isn't a sloppy one better than none at all...as long as there is no teeth...

Grab a shirt and rip that mother fucker open... Joey returns for 5th time... Doug is in trouble if his spouse dies... Doug as a public servant... A repeated SOTW.?... Matt gets no respect, self or otherwise... An actual produced bed... Fantasy Football ... Pool tables...not just for oral any more... Hot nuns... Matt cries again... There are some pauses in here, but use them as moments of self-reflection or go fuck yourself...

Doug questions his masculinity... Both Matt and Doug are judgemental pricks... Matt cries....multiple times... An earworm... Spandex uniforms and mushroom heads... Thumbs in asses... A movie so complicated neither Matt nor Doug understood exactly what happened... Matt says he can beat up a celebrity... Announcement of the Christmas movie and the return of a guest... Matt throws some shade... All that and more...

A movie with a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes... Matt is in a funk... Thanksgiving... Doug finds some hidden treasure... Matt's son provides podcast gold... How realistic is the idea of being offered stuff for a 5 star recruit... All that plus a few things more...

Dougzan...all I'm gonna say is Dougzan...

The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record... Timezones, who do they work... Doug likes to gaslight people... Matt is a big pussy... Doug takes in the arts... Doug poops in a cave and is ashamed... Matt poops in his pants and is not... A movie can exist by any rules it wants, but it has to obey those rules... Doug throws a curveball for next week... All that and more as we hit the gas and go into...

Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible... Poop or fruit... Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie... Lots of technical issues on both sides... Doug is busy stuffing columns... Matt gets verklempt about some stupid bull-shit... A super highly rated movie, do they like it... All this and more as we steal back the stuff you won't pay for in...

I honestly don't know what to write here... I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable... Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast... One minor audio fuck-up early, but not bad... Doug tries to rationalize why this is our fall holiday podcast... Matt is adapting to life as a shut-in... Lots of geek moments... Are goths sexy... Would you go to the future if you had a chance... All this and more as we go back to the past to save the future...

Matt has surgery... Matt is on drugs... Inappropriate humor... Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it... Fear of being crippled... Doug has a war boner... Saw films... Other stuff... All this and more as we go back to World War II England for...

Technical issues... Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast... Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold... Anal in The Omen... Matt and Doug are old... Tristar... Prison fears... Which is worse, a snitch or a chomo... Sly gives speeches... All this and more as we tackle yet another men in prison film...

Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload of porn is up for auction... Does working for the devil have a matching 401k... Monologues, lots of monologues... A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut... Does parenting take a back seat to any job... All this plus lots of stuff that will make sure Matt goes to hell...

Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... Can you drink water that has had a body marinating in it... Joker 2 talk... The devil... An Easter Egg for Matt... All this and more as we throw a shrimp on the barbie and say Zed instead of Z for this week's movie...

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie...The intricacies of spirits and contacting them...Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins...Doug meets some dogs...Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast...Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet...Not even gratuitous bush helped Doug swallow this film and he swallows, trust me...All this and more as we pick up the plan chard and try to conjure up listeners...

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name... Underwear shopping... Matt makes it all serious... Doug learns to spell... Anal bleaching... All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...

A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry... Guests and guest rules are brought up... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... That isn't a double post, that is two separate instances of him being a terrible person... Doug suggests ways Matt could be a less worse person, but to Matt that seems like a lot of work... Doug bemoans that Matt gets sidetracked... Doug triggers Matt... Doug can't tell his meet cute story... Matt deletes a story because he likes having a roof over him... Season 14's first two movies get announced... Podcast sneaks over 3 hours by an RCH for the first time in a hot minute... All this and more as season 13 stumbles to an finish...

A special guest up top... Matt steers into the slide... A year where Matt's life fell apart... An old segment returns... Monroe! Oral sex before soap... A reverse heel turn... An attempt at something new... The final movie of the unlucky 13th season is announced... A possible future guest is talked about... An RCH under 3 hours to avoid union overtime... More editing than normal with no cuts... All this and more as Matt and Doug talk about:

Lies that end up being true... Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school... Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast... A 3rd party review of The Acolyte... weird hairs on Matt and Doug and others... Matt gets dumped at an amusement park... Bathroom etiquette... May December relationships... No edits, which may be a mistake... A surprise that no one will notice... All this and more as Matt and Doug graduate from the 80s for season 13...

Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain. Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order? I'll be honest, this one is rough, which is unfair for this movie... Doug's last 80s film for the season... Timing is off for the first half... Just kind of discombobulated... Doug does his best to gaslight Matt...and vice versa...or is it all in Doug's head? The Beautiful Vagina approves her nom de plume and promptly gets her Facebook stalked... Oh, they also talk about a movie, but it insists upon itself... Let's be honest, this is just filler until next week's 80s film season topper... Note: we reset about 48 minutes in to fix the delay, but I left it all in just for the listeners... Bite the pillow, 'cause we're going in dry...

Matt goes to NC... Doug goes to the state fair... Talk of dogs... Watching the Olympics...or not... A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies... Matt totally blanks on an important question... Is there such a thing as a beautiful vagina...or a beautiful penis? All this, plus a reveal of Doug's last 80's movie

Clocked in way shorter than expected...Matt gets preferred parking...Doug shames an opposing coach...Doug has connection issues...The beautiful penis' paramour checks in...Can the high from WoK be continued...Does the search hold up to scrutiny...And an anniversary...All this and more this week as we dive into...

Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river... Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son... A play by play break-down of what went down after we lost access to the cabin where we used to canoe... The last trip? Who knows...

A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars...Should it have stayed vetoed?Trump dodges a bullet...Friends...what does it mean?Is this Doug or Matt's movie?210 films in, where does Popeye rank, is it rank?If you haven't seen it already, go check out No Way Out with Kevin Costner. It's awesome...All that, plus a movie-less week followed by a palette cleanser...

A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenaline junkies... Do we actually know what happened in this movie... A movie that is as much about style as it is about substance... All this plus the can gets kicked down the road another week as more celebrities die...

Matt is alive...kind of.Doug takes a pee...Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room...Both realize they don't deserve their wives...We honor Martin Mull...without acknowledging it.Lots of cuck and other c-word talk.Betamax Rewind has their first video, let us know if you want to see it...Will we ever get to the next regular movie?All this and more as we strap-on...an apron for...

Honoring a LegendMatt's on drugs...Doug forgot the Facebook post...Lots of guns being described...Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about...Does a Doug all-timer hold up?Does Matt like the film?All that and we look forward to getting back to 80s films... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mattanddoug/message