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It's one of those times when #Florida and #SettingtheBar stories combine...a guy decided to do some naked sunbathing. In the park. That's frowned upon....even in Florida.
With a podcast title like that, you're NOT not clicking right??? Several more examples of how NOT to live your life with #SettingTheBar stories, a contentious battle in the Last Word Game debating trash candy bars and crotch brisket in Nashville. Welcome to Monday!
We're gonna go ahead and say maybe the objects of the #missedconnections today should just run away....we learned that we should agree to disagree about milk in #SettingtheBar, and there is a new color we need to discuss. Or not. Awkward.
Plenty of life lesson learned in #SettingTheBar stories, like don't leave your winning lottery ticket behind when you flee a traffic stop. And Let's not bring our cat to the gym and get naked to work out. Stuff like that. We help a star-crossed lover find his coffee soulmate...or not? And Ben fails to satisfy Kelly with his sports updates.
It was 19 years ago that the nation was forever changed with the events of September 11th, 2001. We reflect on that, and do what we do with #SettingTheBar stories, a toilet snake nightmare you can't unhear, car flirting and Ben throws some kryptonite at Kelly with his #DadJokes in You Laugh You Lose!
It was a weird Oaks day, but we still managed to get festive in the form of Kelly wearing a fascinator with her jammies. Some more bad life choices with #SettingTheBar, bad dog jokes for #YouLaughYouLose and our unique homage to Oaks with a round of Horse or Harlot?
We learned that the wing of an airplane is not an outdoor lounge when you get overheated in a #SettingTheBar story, heard the case for renaming boneless wings from a very passionate guy named Ander, the reverse tattoo, tackled a #FreeTherapy situation where her husband insists the dog have his own place at the dinner table and threw a wicked fresh #TBT party with several themes.
A zoo in Thailand lets you pet tigers...but maybe not like this one woman did in a #SettingtheBar story. Another woman calls the police over the shape of her meat, we try to help Father Time find his lady love from the antique store, and the former bed-wetter find his former babysitter in #MissedConnections and sprinkle in some #FeelGood stories for balance!
One of the cringiest #SettingTheBar stories EVER, a #FreeTherapy scenario of a husband wondering how to get our of a 7-year lie to his wife, Jason Derulo's stand up gets some help from Kelly, and the freight train of fun we call #TBT! TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD!
What started off as a #SettingTheBar story ended up a full fledged #FeelGood....at the MORGUE?!
Naked Derek showed up for dinner...uninvited...in a #SettingTheBar story, we had a #FreeTherapy involving Devin's friend liking and commenting on Devin's girlfriend's social media posts. Is that violating "bro code"? TBT was a trainwreck of fun, and Kelly's dog is gassy. #homestudioprobz
Grandma got busted on a joyride with her grandkids...and the plot twist that got her in trouble in a #SettingTheBar story, a naked Bert Kreischer Zoomed with us to talk about his show coming to the Sauerbeck Drive-In, there was fighting over possibly stolen boots for sale in a #FacebookFightTheater, and a husband is sabotaging his wife's efforts to lose weight in a cringey #Family Secret! Plus the cutest 4-year-old personal trainer you'll ever meet!
Free Therapy centered around a thrifty bride going viral because she was trying to throw together a wedding for under $100, But it was HOW she was doing it that rubbed the internet the wrong way! Had a bunch of examples of good humans in #FeelGood stories to restore your faith in humanity and examples of how NOT to live your life with #SettingTheBar. TBT took on an unexpected theme of 6th Grade jams (that were probably inappropriate!) LOL
A pub in England is getting a little aggressive with how they want to "encourage" social distancing in a #SettingTheBar story, a waiter gets an UHMAZING tip in a #FeelGood, Carrie's family is mad she got legally married already in a #Free Therapy, and #TBT was fully off the rails. Like...fully.
Cody the Cat was the star of a #SettingTheBar story through no fault of his own, Josh did something no other contestant has done before in Can't Beat Kelly, we tried a new game called The Last Word game that was decided was a magical trainwreck, and we talked about things we used to hate but now like. #diarrheadip
Ben is obsessed with the 90s game show Supermarket Sweep on Netflix...and literally brought it up three times LOL. Real big life no-no's with #SettingTheBar, Ellen is upset at the late 4th of July fireworks in a #FacebookFightTheater, one of us butchered our own joke and quickly lost in #YouLaughYouLose, and a woman thinks her bestie's kid is a brat in a #FamilySecret! Plus a #FeelGood story that will give you chills!
More valuable life lessons from #SettingTheBar stories, like don't end up in an 8-hour standoff with police after your son beats you in arm wrestling. Or don't drive your tractor home after having too many tasty Mike's Hard Lemonades. We searched for love with #MissedConnections at the Dollar Store when the shoplifter got in the way, and a sassy wife looking for the Ryan Reynolds look-a-like EMTs that helped with her husband's "accident"??!!! Plus, we dive into the trending hashtag #BadDisneyMovieEndings. Happy Hump Day!
We learned lots of life lessons today with several #SettingTheBar stories involving a beach pooper, bees on the belly and a giant wooden wiener. So that's fun. Sprinkled in some #FeelGood stories for balance, and confronted Stacy about her copyright infringing Jello shots at her BBQ in a #PhoneTap. We call it Tuesday.
Bruno is a bear in love that has also captured the Internet's heart! We learn not to steal big giraffe lawn ornaments in #SettingTheBar, Logan tries for revenge in Can't Beat Kelly, and Kelly had an 'NSync experience last night!
Angela called with an issue involving her son and a skinny dipping neighbor in #FreeTherapy...we tackled flying snakes and angry otters, and the Naked Sewer Guy in #SettingTheBar. Also had some fun with slogans that could also work during sassy time ifyaknowwhatwemean!
There was a large amount of learning and debate about various members of the animal kingdom...important stuff like how a shark would play a harmonica: gills or mouth? Also segued into how a giraffe would wear a tie. Baby owls look like they are passed out drunk on the floor when they sleep...also they have massive legs! Also how do they get made?? #learning. We go to jolly old England for a #SettingTheBar story where people are pooping outside the Queen's vacation castle. And the search for love takes us on a quest to find Shannon the crotch karaoke queen with the sideboob tattoo.
We warn you about haboobs, talk to a guy who is dating his step-sister, sling some #DadJokes at each other, learn about the new baby Addax at the Louisville Zoo, and have plenty of examples of how NOT to live you life with #SettingTheBar stories. Plus some #FeelGood stories for balance, including an unlikely family born from a trip to the supermarket.
That's a title of something you're gonna click on amiright??? Yeah you are. Warning tho...the leeches are aggressive and early on. Just sayin. We also help CC figure out what to do with something she walked in on at work. #TBT was super fun again, the Circle of Shafts found its way on the show, as did "Captain Donovan" in a #SettingTheBar and we explore what might be the Loch Ness Monster.
The star of this #SettingTheBar story we could say is just a man in love...trying to fly weed to his girlfriend by attempting to steal a plane. Fairly confident he Googled "How To Fly A Plane" to pull off this genius move.
Ben started the show already two double caffeine K-cups....and it was aggressive. The progression to the crash is fun to hear throughout the show. A mother/son duo in crime and boyfriend just trying to get weed to his girlfriend star in a few #SettingTheBar stories...as well as naked Francine. We embody two guys looking for the ladies they think might be their soulmates in #MissedConnections, and we consider embarrassing products we might pitch for big bucks.
Today was a whollllle lotta crazy. The #SettingTheBar stories were super cringy with the #drugwiener and #butteel. William Hossenpepper needed a word with Daryl about his naked neighbor in a #PhoneTap, Ben might have started the slippery slope into a life of crime. And the reason we're never going to San Antonio. Or Texas at all.
We find out a shocking fact about Kelly...that she's never felt the hairy touch of a kiwi in her mouth before. Plus some amazing examples of how not to live your life with #SettingTheBar stories and #FeelGood stories for balance. Happy Monday!
Our favorite viral 8-year-old artist aka The Butthole Girl is back with another banger we had to share...plus a stinky #SettingTheBar story, tons of great #FeelGood stories and we help singles looking for love in #MissedConnections. Specifically looking for the woman at Walmart buying denture cream and marshmallows, and the sassy mechanic with the amazing customer service!
Well if that title doesn't entice you to press play, not sure what will! That's a bucket of fun right there! Spoiler alert...the underwear mask is a #SettingTheBar story, the moist finger is a centerpiece of the #PhoneTap, and the treasure hunt is just CRAZY. We also might have discovered an amazing new DIY life hack for leggings, what the circle dent's function is on a milk carton (yes it has a function!) and sprinkle some good news on ya like fairy dust!
We tried to navigate through tough things that have happened in the city while still giving you what you come to this show for. So we have a mix of #FeelGood stories, of hope and of craziness. We have gators on the porch fighting in a #Florida story, a few #SettingTheBar stories. And Ed had a manscaping mishap that we should probably follow up on with a #PhoneTap!
Richard Lee gets pulled over a lot. And he always goes to jail...which is why he decided to lead police on a chase. #SettingTheBar
This show is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get. Today...a theme emerged from one story of a selfie that had a little something extra in the background. And you guys kept circling back to it! Fabulous bad life choices were highlighted with #SettingTheBar stories and another epic #DadJokes battle went down for the coveted Supreme Victor trophy!
Lots of great examples of how not to live your life with #SettingTheBar stories, involving the party mayor and Spidey boys. We had a new #PhoneTap involving Greg's wife and his penchant for buying outlandish comic book memorabilia LOL. And we fight about fruit colors.
Happy Memorial Day! We had plenty of #FeelGood stories in our neverending quest to make Ben cry, and several #SettingTheBar stories involving COVID-19!
One governor thought it would be great to read a list of high school graduates live on Facebook...one name stuck out. Plus, the search for everlasting love takes us to Tom Sawyer park where a guy is just looking for the woman he saw that smelled of lavender and sweat, and we go to Fairdale to find someone to tickle with turkey feathers. A celebrity gives us a #SettingTheBar story and we sprinkle in #FeelGood stories!
Is this a #FeelGood? Because it all started with a #SettingTheBar story of a 5-year-old named Adrian who stole his parents car to drive to California from Utah to buy a Lamborghini with $3. And now he's meeting celebrities in L.A.
Ben does some more sharing and we'll just call it more Guy Talk. We again have PLENTY of bad life choices in #SettingTheBar, a Free Therapy with Emily who struggles with her longtime BF not wanting to have kids...TBT is another CRAZY TRAIN of fun and we have a ton of #FeelGood sprinkled in the middle!
I mean, there is a ton on the show...but if you take away one thing: it's Todd the Eye Beetle. Of course some people making bad life choices in plenty of #SettingTheBar stories, a neighbor that asks a weird favor in a new #PhoneTap, peacock mating call, the dumbest husband on planet Earth and yeah lots of fun! #Todd #eyebeetle #byeFelicia
It's the Friday before Mother's Day, so we had Danielle kick off some mom confessions. Plenty of nakedness both in #SettingTheBar stories and #FeelGood stories...the nerds were fired up for a Star Wars edition of #FacebookFightTheater and we were slinging Dad Jokes at each other trying not to laugh!! Plus we got a winner for our 100% That Mom contest: Wendy House!
It's not often you get a #FeelGood update from a #SettingTheBar story, but here we are friends! Remember the 5-year-old kid in Utah who stole his parent's SUV and headed to California to buy a Lambo with $3?? He got another joyride!
Yeahhhhh it's a hot mess of fun today! A couple of great examples of how not to live your life with #SettingTheBar, a hilarious #PhoneTap, your new favorite TV show is about to launch Tuesday (Tirdy Works), we have nature corner, and the Pentagon just declassified some crazy Navy UFO videos we must dissect!
We had more solid life lessons with #SettingTheBar (like don't carjack a news van when you're pregnant...and the pregnant reporter is in it), found out lawyers were NOT dressing for Zoom court dates, llamas can be invited to your Zoom meeting, Gator Girl is looking for love in #CornateenConnections, Florida deems a questionable business as essential and we have some "unique" gift ideas for Mother's Day!
We had some solid life lessons again with #SettingTheBar stories involving nakedness, dog treats, other people's vans, pipes and burglary. Also had fun with Anthony Hossenpepper in a new #PhoneTap, and we kinda sorta may have committed Kelly to cutting her husband's hair on Facebook Live tonight. Fun fact: she's never done that. Ever.
Our first #SettingTheBar kinda morphed into the #Winof theWeek when a boss did an entire video conference call with a potato filter on her face she couldn't turn off! OJ Simpson has a theory about Carole in #TigerKing, Brianna had a #FreeTherapy question about how to handle her new guy not wanting to respect social distance guidelines, and TBT was coronacrazy again!
There were some pretty aggressive reminders that drugs are bad early on with some #SettingTheBar stories (YIKES), we admired Ben's wife's jersey he's rocking for #DJXSpiritWeek day 2 College Team Day, Robert Hossenpepper wants to buy Carl's mattress off Craigslist but needs to know how much action it's seen (giggity), John Mayer debuts a hilarious new song, and we might have insinuated Santa is #patientzero who may have started this whole Corona mess. Allegedly.
We had our fair share of #COVIDIOTS to highlight in a few #SettingTheBar stories (STOP LICKING EVERYTHING PEOPLE!!!), discussed the appropriate amount of toilet paper for farrrr too long, talked to Megan about her MIL who refuses to follow social distancing and quarantine suggestions in #FreeTherapy, discovered there was a Triscuit mystery we were unaware of, learned how to spell quarantine and had an uhmazing #TBT!
We love it when Kentucky makes the show...just not when it's because two knuckleheads tried to buy 552 cans of Mountain Dew and got testy because of the two-case limit at Kroger. That's a homegrown #SettingTheBar...we also had a supppper close Can't Beat Kelly, some pick up lines you can use now for when you can date later...and we talk to Dr. Marty Pollio about the JCPS plan to transition to online learning!
As we try to make our way through the cancellations the coronavirus has caused, we highlighted an example of how not to handle the toilet paper shortage thanks to #Florida and #SettingTheBar, we talked to a grass eater in #FamilySecret, duked it out with stellar #DadJokes in #YouLaughYouLose and fought on Facebook about again, the toilet paper shortage. Oh yeah and wellness check on Bachelor Pete's relationship status.
We learned in #SettingTheBar not to attack your boyfriend with your Christmas tree because the volumn is too high on the TV...also learned about Dave the Duck. His love life was a little too intense for his three duck girlfriends and drastic measures ended up needing to be done. Plus Stephanie from Borden got a second chance to grab $500 with Can't Beat Kelly!
We're calling this a #FeelGood because of lessons learned...and some kids got a day off school LOL! But could also be filed as a #SettingTheBar