Ben Davis & Kelly K Show

A hilarious viral message from a grandma apologizing for sending sassy pics to the wrong person leads us down a crazy rabbit hole of fun, Kelly tries to defend her position that Chocolate Chip cookies can be a Christmas cookie and we talk Holiday nut bonuses at work!

In a new #MissedConnections, he thinks the lady fighting with a granny over the last can of yams is hot! Dave the Duck had a condition that needed to be addressed because his girlfriends were exhausted. And in Group Therapy, CeCe discovered her boyfriend has several girls names in his phone with the word "backup" next to them.

Maybe the love of your live just dropped a package on your porch...or is fighting granny for the last can of yams?

Natalie is NOT on board with her hubby's mustache and needs Robert Hossenpepper to step in for a #PhoneTap, we have local kindergartners give us some awesome sounding turkey recipes and you will NOT BELIEVE what this guy wants to tell his wife at her family's Thanksgiving!!!

He and his wife separated for 3 months but got back together several weeks ago. On their break he got his coworker pregnant. He's wanting to tell everyone at Thanksgiving because he thinks it'll lessen the blow. He wants to know if anyone has done something similar & if it worked?

A local Kindergarten teacher asked her students how to cook a turkey and their responses are fantastic!

Natalie wants us to call her husband to mess with him a little about the mustache he's growing for #Movember! Robert Hassenpepper calls from HR to tell him he's going to need to get a "mustache hammock" to keep everyone safe!

Lynn wanted some opinions in Group Therapy about her idea to surprise her family at Thanksgiving asking them to not watch TV or use any devices the whole day. There were opinions LOL! Plus more Thanksgiving bombshells (like secret wives??) and kids give us their best recipes for cooking a turkey!

Some kids were asked about how to cook a turkey and we heard anywhere between 3 and 20 minutes!! Quite honestly we're not sure we'd get it exactly right either! lol

We hear from listeners who are faking their secret dessert, a foot model, and girlfriends who are actually wives!

Lynn wants to surprise her family with an "unplugged" Thanksgiving. No electronics, no phones, to tablets, to TV... nothing. She wants our opinion on how we would feel if we showed up at Thanksgiving dinner and there would be no electronics allowed.

If you can manage to make it through the day without spilling thousands of dollars in cash on the freeway, when you drive an armored truck… you're doing OK. Source: https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/photos-authorities-look-to-identify-motorists-accused-of-scooping-up-money-on-freeway/

We had a tough issue in Group Therapy that divided listeners on whether she was shallow or justified in being annoyed her boyfriend doesn't pay for any dates. We slung some #DadJokes to win the trophy for TWO weeks through the holiday! And we got an unexpected update from Dave who wanted to gently suggest to his girlfriend that she try wearing some makeup. He did NOT understand the assigment!

Sound engineers got really creative when coming up with the sounds for Velociraptors in 'Jurassic Park'...

She is having issues about money with her boyfriend. Namely, he's cheap and it's a turn-off. She earns more than him and previously dated a surgeon and is used to a certain lifestyle. She wants some effort from him to pick up the check, what's she do?

The Thanksgiving edition of "You Laugh, You Lose?" It's the game where the 1st person who laughs, loses! Kelly holds the slight lead 44 to 43, so we'll see if Ben can tie it up!

We have an UPDATE from Dave, our listener who wanted his girlfriend to wear makeup when they go out!

If you can manage to make it through the day without swallowing your AirPod… you're doing OK. Plus the crazy things you've accidentally swallowed! Source: https://nypost.com/2021/11/18/woman-mistook-airpod-for-pill-swallowed-it-pooped-it-out/

Not gonna lie, YOU guys were ON POINT with your TBT requests today! And we tried to help "Meg" figure out if she should reach out for answers as to why her former bestie cut her out of her life in Group Therapy, in Setting The Bar, we find out why it's not a great idea to brag that you "think like a criminal", we cry because love is dead with a fave celeb couple and discover the dog phone!

A new survey of 2,005 people found mashed potatoes were crowned the favorite Thanksgiving side-dish by nearly half. Nope.... sorry that's wrong.

Meg's best friend cut her out of her life without an explanation as to why. Just recently her friend unblocked her on one social media platform and complimented her. Now she wants answers as to WHY? But some of her other friends are saying she's better off without her! Thoughts?

If you can manage to make it through the day without bragging in a TV ad that you can “think like a criminal,” when you are one… you're doing OK. Source: https://youtu.be/i_iaugcJW7Q Source: https://www.post-gazette.com/news/crime-courts/2021/11/16/daniel-muessig-former-pittsburgh-attorney-guilty-plea-felony-conspiracy-distribute-100-kilograms-marijuana-fbi-wiretap/stories/202111160115

The search for love takes us to the gas station and the PTA Zoom meeting, Group Therapy deals with his smelly feet causing issues with his girlfriend and we drop more Thanksgiving bombshells on you (before they actually drop them on their families at Thanksgiving dinner!)

They've been living together for about a year and the ONE BIG issue they're having is foot...hygiene. She is sensitive to smells and complains that his foot smell is extremely offensive. He loves her, but hates having to wash his feet every time he comes home. He needs advice!

Anyone getting ready to drop a bombshell on their family for Thanksgiving? DM us!

Ben & Kelly scour the internet looking for the weirdest, most random missed connections and bring them to life! We head to the PTA meeting and behind the gas station counter for these "Missed Connections!"

If you can manage to make it through the day without going around draping blankets on unsuspecting people… you're doing OK. Source: https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2021/11/12/pitt-police-searching-for-man-who-kept-trying-to-drape-blanket-around-a-student/

Ben's acquaintance is planning to drop a HUGE bombshell involving his girlfriend's mom at Thanksgiving, plus Robert Hossenpepper has a beef with the fortune cookies he got in a new #phonetap, plus the text messages most likely to turn him OFF!

She's been fighting with her mom recently because she's still friends with her ex-boyfriend. She has a new boyfriend and wants him to feel comfortable around her parents when she introduces them. Mom doesn't see any issues with staying friends with the ex. She needs help!

Anyone getting ready to drop a bombshell for Thanksgiving?? DM us! Wait until you hear the bombshell Ben's acquaintance will be dropping!

What if your fortune from your fortune cookie doesn't come true? Do you call the restaurant and complain? Robert Hossenpepper does.... A new #PhoneTap

Be careful sending these "types" of texts! Some good advice from Anewmode.com.

Kelly had to spin the dreaded Wheel of Dares after Ohio State beat Purdue over the weekend....it didn't work out well for her. We got an update in Group Therapy from Tara who followed up after her first date wasn't what she expected, and she was afraid she had blown it with a great guy! We learn some tickle science and highlight one of the best Amazon product reviews ever!

We have an update from Tara whose homework assignment was to reach back out to her first date guy and set something up for the weekend! Did she? What happened?? Here's the update!

It's impossible to tickle yourself.

Ben & Kelly bet on the outcome of the Ohio State vs. Purdue football game. Since Ohio State won, Kelly had to spin the Wheel of Dares!

If you can manage to make it through the day without tossing $100 bills at lions on the wrong side of the enclosure… you're doing OK. Source: https://www.newser.com/story/313317/at-the-bronx-zoo-another-apparent-stunt-by-lion-queen.html

We try to help Tara decide in Group Therapy if her first date was lame or awesome, break down the top slang terms (and the ones we're done with) plus our stupid fact of the day leads us down the path of sexy injuries! Plus the battle of #dadjokes is tied up! Can Ben finally regain the lead in You Laugh You Lose?

Tara went on a 1st date and he took her volunteering to a nursing home. She was ready for a sexy night and didn't get it. Now he hasn't reached back out to her and she's worried she ruined it. Her family thinks she overreacted and that it was really sweet. What's she do?

The score is tied! Will Ben or Kelly take the lead in this battle of jokes, where the 1st person to laugh, loses! It's "You Laugh, You Lose!"

About 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out weird love-making positions every year!

Brett came to us with an indecent proposal that happened with his girlfriend in front of him that he's still upset about, we talk about all of your quirky car ticks and jam out to a #TBT that's all over the map!

It seems like everyone has a weird car quirk, right?

Brett's gf got offered money for her undies off her body, right in front of him. She takes him up on it and gives them to him! Now he's PISSED and she doesn't see the issue. They've been together only 6 months and now he's wondering if he's making too big of a deal or if it's a red flag.

If you can manage to make it through the day without trying to go pantless to court, when you're the lawyer… you're doing OK. Source: https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2021/11/10/pittsburgh-attorney-arrested-in-underwear-allegheny-county-court/

We try to help "Dave" find the delicate words to ask his girlfriend to make a small change without hurting her feelings in #GroupTherapy, talk strangest places to fall asleep and search for love getting our chest hair waxed and at water aerobics class!

"Dave" is just wanting to get some advice on how to ask his girlfriend to "upgrade" her appearance. To wear makeup on the special nights they go out, or even once in a while for the fun of it. Is there a way to tactfully suggest this? Or is this a no-no?

Ben fell asleep at a light and had to be honked at to get moving. So where have you fallen asleep?

When you think love is right next to you in water aerobics OR while you're getting waxed... sometimes you need to follow up with #MissedConnections!

The word "moron" was originally a medical term for a person with the intellect of an eight to 12-year-old.