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Welcome to Ass4Cast! A weekly comedy podcast where 3 friends get together and pick, from a hat, "A Stupid Statement" that you, the listener, have suggested. We then debate and manipulate our stupid statements to try and convince the others it's a valid thought. Then you, as the listener, get to dec…

Missy, Lyndon, Rik


    • Jun 4, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 24 EPISODES


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    S2 Ep. 11 - Recrap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 54:19


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 11! This is our special Recrap episode, where the three of us talk about the entire season; what worked, what our funniest moments were, what we will potentially change and so on! Our Stupid Statements this season have brought you plenty of laughs and cringe worthy moments like that have for us. So we've each listed our personal 3 favourites this season, they are: --> Rik ------> "Ep. 4 - My Junk is camouflaged." --> Missy ---> "Ep. 2. - No matter how poor you are, if you have a warm butthole, you have a way to make money." --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 3 - Rabbits can just fuck off." --> Rik ------> "Ep. 1 - My ex had a vagina like tree beard." --> Missy --> "Ep. 2 - Testicles are just dick titties." --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 4 - Sex should be taught at home." --> Rik ------> "Ep. 7 - We should make a hotline called Bros4U." --> Missy ---> "Ep. 6 - Masturbation is good for your hearing." --> Lyndon-> "Ep. 8 - We never see a black ghost." This season's special Intervals included: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "WELA - What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 10 - Bloody Fart Condoms

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2019 59:48


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 10! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Condoms should be recycled." - Submitted by Andrew @Nerds_Drinking (via Drinking with Nerds Podcast)! --> "Blood Transfusions make you multi-cultural." - submitted by @JessicaBmanor (via BodyCount Podcast)! --> "Farts are pushing the shit out, shits don't push the fart out." - submitted by @MamasJeans! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Satan's Family Dick". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Eat a dick.“ —> “Satan is just misunderstood.“ —> “Incest is best practiced with your family.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 12- Bonass - Spider Jizz Queef

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019 57:48


    Welcome to our raw, unedited Season 2 Episode Bonass! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Rorscharch tests made out of jizz should be consudered fine art" - Submitted by DisBeer N DisTress! --> "Queefing is vaginal weight loss." - submitted by DisBeer N DisTress! --> "There should be a best seller called 'How to train a 5 legged pink willy spider.'" - submitted by Nick aka Jesus! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep.9 - Dick Stands Alive

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2019 79:10


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 9! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Dicks are just clits that were kicked really hard." - Submitted by @AnnaComedy! --> "MAGA stands for 'Make America Gay Again'" - submitted by @YouKnowItWhenYouBlowIt! --> "Staying Alive is the best song to sing when giving head." - submitted by @BlowGees! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Ghost Idiot Ego". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Ego is the enemy.“ —> “I don't wanna be an American idiot.“ —> “I ain't afraid of no ghosts.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 8 - Ghost Pube Lottery

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 64:33


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 8! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "You should never shave your pubic hair." - Submitted by @PairMeRight! --> "We never see a black ghost." - submitted by @WhatsMyJam! --> "The leadership of a country should be chosen by a lottery system." - submitted by @RightsByMe! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Stacy's Blowjob Struggle". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “The struggle is real.“ —> “Stacy's mom has got it going on.“ —> “Blowjobs should be available on the NHS.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 7 - Dick Fart Hotline

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 51:19


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 7! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "3 Dicks is the perfect amount of dicks." - Submitted by Casey from Renting Sobriety Podcast! --> "There should be a hotline called BRO4YOU." - submitted by Shithead99! --> "People fart in their own accents." - submitted by WindyWillow! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Innuendos Smell Now". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Everyone should talk using sexual innuendos.“ —> “If you don't know me by now, then you'll never know me.“ —> “I hate the smell of babies.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 3 - Anal Rabbit Asphyxiation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 62:52


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 3! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Asphyxia wank is an honourable way to die." - Submitted by Smeghead! --> "Everyone is doing anal now." - submitted by Jeff! --> "Rabbits can just f*ck off." - submitted by Buzz! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Eyebrow Testicles Silhouette". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 6 - Measuring Cultural Masturbation

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 70:27


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 6! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Dicks should be measured from the tip to the back of the balls, it shouldn't be the shaft only." - Submitted by Tyler from Renting Sobriety Podcast! --> "Doing accents should be illegal because it's cultural appropriation." - submitted by @SomeBritishBloke! --> "Masturbation is good for your hearing." - submitted by @MStroker! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “Allergies are a mental disorder.“ —> “Sales slogans should be used in everyday conversations.“ —> “Dogs are better than people.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 5 - Illegal Butt Shiver

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 58:11


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 5! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Humans should get to know each other by sniffing butts, like dogs." - Submitted by DogHouseBill! --> "When you get a shiver, you've just died in a different universe." - submitted by Bill.Nye.With.Wifi! --> "Unsolicited dick picks should be made illegal." - submitted by JustVigi! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Serious Scottish Penguins". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “I do an amazing Scottish accent.“ —> “Eating ass should be taken seriously.“ —> “I don't like penguins.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 4 - Camouflaged Poo Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2019 61:20


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 4! Our Stupid Statements this week are: --> "Sex should be taught at home." - Submitted by Dick Templar! --> "I've eaten lots of poo particles." - submitted by WipeTwice! --> "My genitals are camouflaged." - submitted by HideAndSeeker! This season's special Intervals include: "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Riktionary" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Anime Testicles Only". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. This week they are: —> “I am the one and only.“ —> “People who watch anime need to grow the fuck up.“ —> “If Lyndon was a philosopher he'd be called Testiclees.“ If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 Ep. 2 - Licking Butt Titties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 64:53


    Welcome to Season 2 Episode 2's comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "No matter how poor you are. If you have a warm butthole, you have a way to make money." - Submitted by ZadFan! --> "I want to be able to lick my own junk." - submitted by Sarah P! --> "Testicles are just dick titties." - submitted by Helen-Doris! This season's special Intervals include: "Riktionary" "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Taste Narnia's Butt". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    S2 E1 - Sperm Beard Moose

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 54:54


    Welcome to Season 2! Episode 1's comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "Moose Knuckle should be the name of a Super Hero." - submitted by Nerdmeister! --> "I once called a partner's pubic area Treebeard." - submitted by Sandy! --> "Semen should be sold in pill form." - Paulmycock! This season's special Intervals include: "What's Eating Lyndon's Ass?" "Riktionary" "MUFF - Missy's Unusual Fact File" "Squits!" This week's Squits is named "Canadian Coffee Balls". Squits Round is our lightning round featuring the fastest debate battle yet! We have 1 minute each to debate a statement and annihilate the other two's Stupid Squits. If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Season 1 Bloops & Laughs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 17:41


    This episode covers our ridiculous and funny "behind the scenes" moments throughout our Season 1! We're happy to share with you our favourite moments, random melodies, farts and more! We'd like to give a huge THANK YOU to all of you beautiful faces for giving us so much amazing support and terrific feedback. We're so grateful for all of you! If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Season 1 Recrap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2019 51:57


    This episode covers our Recrap of the entire Season 1! We're happy to share with you our favourite moments, areas we agree we could work on, personal experiences and more! We'd like to give a huge THANK YOU to all of you beautiful faces for giving us so much amazing support and terrific feedback. We're so grateful for all of you! If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 10 - Gender Hating Elves (Christmas Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2018 56:42


    Our Christmas Special's comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "Father Christmas is a gender biased name." - Submitted by our listener, TwinkleToes! --> "I Fucking Hate Christmas." - Submitted by our listener, BabyJesus! --> "Santa's little helpers are actually slaves." - Submitted by our listener, Megan! Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 9 - Anal Rat Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2018 61:34


    This weeks comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "I have the best penis in the world." - Submitted by our listener, PedoPete! --> "Squirrels are just sexy rats." - Submitted by our listener, Debbie! --> "Anal sex is necessary." - Submitted by our listener, N.LitenMe! Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 8 - Best Armless Socrates

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 57:47


    This weeks comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "All trolls can be traced back to Socrates." - Submitted by our listener, Jeff! --> "Humans only need one arm." - Submitted by our listener, Sharn! --> "This is the best podcast ever." - Submitted by our listener, Frankie212! Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement that you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 7 - Renewable Sarcastic Rehab

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 61:56


    This weeks' comedic Stupid Statements are: --> "People who are addicted to Social Media should be put in rehab." - Submitted by our listener, Kelly! --> "We can convert period juice into green energy." - Submitted by our listener, Jenny! --> "Deaf people don't get sarcasm." - Submitted by our listener, Blind Bill! Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 6 - Noisy Ball Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 61:41


    Welcome to Ass4Cast! A weekly comedy podcast where three friends get together and pick, from a hat, "A Stupid Statement" that you, the listener, have suggested. We then debate and manipulate our stupid statements to try and convince the others it's a valid thought. Then you, as the listener, get to decide who did it best! This weeks' Stupid Statements are: --> "I could pick my own balls out of a line-up." - Submitted by our listener, Freddy. --> "When you spunk in space, it comes out as dust; like talcum powder." - Submitted by our listener, Dylan! --> "There should be a law that stops people from using their phone on loudspeaker out in public." - Submitted by our listener, Ted! Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter https://twitter.com/Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! . Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6…E_Wb3-cQ/featured We'd also like to introduce you to "What The FFF?! Podcast"; a great group of guys with fun and very entertaining game segments of their own. Like them on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/fff_what and check out their website here: fffpod.co.uk ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 5 - Lonely Old Dreamer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 63:38


    This weeks' Stupid Statements are: --> "The world isn't real, everything is just a dream I'm having." --> "Just like gender, you should be able to change your age legally to anything you want." - Submitted by our listener, Zee! --> "Everyone should live on their own, at least once, for one year." Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to RiffShop for creating the intro & outro music specifically for this podcast! . Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! @RiffShop https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJnX_k6hmPfuROE_Wb3-cQ/featured ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 4 - Gay Penis Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2018 57:19


    This weeks' Stupid Statements are: --> "President Trump is King of the Twitter Trolls." --> "All Males Should Have their Penis' Removed and Re-attached at the Age of 40." --> "The Earth Is Well Gay." Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast and we'll put it in the hat! We'd like to give credit to Liquicity Records & Boxplot for the intro & outro music! Song is called "Escape with the Clouds". Please check them out, give them a like and subscribe if you enjoy their work! https://soundcloud.com/liquicityrecords https://youtu.be/3SjbkG6SATc ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 3 - Evil Hitler Orgasm (Bonus Episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 66:06


    We prepared a bonus episode for when Lyndon and his wife have their second son and the day has arrived! Massive congratulations to them! So this week we're providing you with our Bonus Episode as we couldn't record. Please make sure you vote as usual and send us "A Stupid Statement". This weeks' Stupid Statements are: --> "You should shout your own name when having an orgasm." --> "Cats are Evil." --> "Hitler; Right Man, Wrong Time." If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast . ---------> [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you that they are true. In no way does any member intend to offend you, please enjoy this with complete comedic value.]

    Ep. 2 - Laughing Tanned Sluts (Halloween Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 49:21


    This weeks' Stupid Statements are: -- "Instead of Halloween, there should be one day a year dedicated to 'Slutterday'." -- "It would be better if men tanned their d**ks before returning from holiday." -- "When you die your voice is added to the canned laughter track of every American Sitcom." Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast . --------- [FOR OUR LISTENERS: Please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you they are true.] --------

    Ep. 1 - Happy Alien Oral

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 53:25


    This weeks' Stupid Statements are: --> "Handjobs from people who use sign language count as blowjobs." --> "Aliens are communicating with me using Alphabetti Spaghetti." --> "I don't like other people's happiness." Special Intervals include our "Riktionary" and "Fake Ass News". If you have A Stupid Statement you want us to debate please DM us on twitter @Ass4Cast . [NOTE: - For our listeners: please note that any and all stupid statements are for entertainment and comedic purposes only. No member of this podcast truly believe these statements to be true and nor do we intend to convince you they are true.]

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