AysaBor! Podcast is hosted by two sisters, Jana & Ari. It is a safe place that allows our ADHD to run free and never try to make our stories "short." We're here to hang out with each other and just talk about anything under the "moon". There will be lots of laughs, lots of chisme, and definitely lots of "uhhhs". Join us weekly for some spontaneous Spanglish bullshitting; grab your headphones, your map, your tecito, press play, and get ready to vibe with AysaBor! -- porque aquÃ, la risa no tiene lÃmites!
This week's episode is full of chaotic fun as we gear up for some life changes and *cough* a little announcement *cough*. From Jana's "luck" at a winery (she's clearly attracting all the right things these days) to catching up on life's hectic twists and turns, we've got plenty to share. Our Peru trip is just around the corner, but before we dive into that, we're letting our ADHD take the reins in this Spanglish whirlwind of laughs. And don't miss our chat about one of our favorite Twitch streamers, Detune! Buckle up for one last wild ride before... well, you'll have to listen to find out!
Join us as we recount our paint night with Mami, where Jana's art school background didn't quite save her from the listeners choosing Ari's masterpiece. Sore loser, anyone? We also spent the weekend watching Ari's favorite streamers go ghost hunting live on Twitch, which inspired Jana to share her own spooky adventure at the infamous Bunnyman Bridge. Get ready for some laughs, a little art drama, and a few ghost stories!
Join the sisters as they chat about a new bakery that was so delicious it transported them straight back to a cozy café in Peru during lonchecito. They spilled some chisme about Ari's neighbor and his very outdated request to speak to “the man of the house", como si fueran los 1950!?! They also opened up about the challenges of being a caregiver, with Andrew recovering from knee surgery and their older sister going through surgery as well. This week's episode is a blend of sweet memories, a dash of drama, and a lot of real talk!
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After a 2-week break, the sisters are back! Jana won't stop talking about her birthday, three celebrations?? We get it, queen, you're a "LEO"! Join them as they dive into the It Ends With Us drama – are you #TeamJustinBaldoni or #TeamBlakeLively? And as always, fasten your seatbelts as these sisters partake in some forgetful storytelling (someone truly needs their ADHD meds stat). So grab those headphones and join Jana and Ari and the wild story of how Jana lost a piece of her pinky. Tune in for all the laughs, drama, and sibling shenanigans!
The best season of the year is here! our golden LEO SEASON, baby! Get ready for some roaring good times as Ari picks on Jana's reluctance to step into the spotlight. The sister duo also dove into some hilarious surgical stories, plus, our dramatic Leo queen is back with another over-the-top tale about how she thought she was dead. Join the ADHD-fueled fun, sprinkled with some Spanglish flair, and plenty of Leo drama. Trust us, you don't want to miss this!
Join your favorite hosts during yet another chaotic blend of laughs and wtf moments! We're talking about everything from brother orcas attacking sharks (Sharknado who?) to deep therapy revelations to some juicy chismecito about the complex pool staff, and let's not forget the ADHD-fueled tangents that left us wondering, "What were we talking about again?"
It's July, and we aint lying! Join us as Jana talks about her Florida trip and as we dive into the hilarious world of today's youth who can't seem to speak up – seriously, why all the mumbling? And speaking of mumbling, we can't help but laugh at Jana's needy yapping compared to our mami's classic yapping style. Ari shares her last-minute restaurant drama with a table that almost needed the cops called, and another table gave her a phone number but no tip – the audacity! Why is it always on July 4th?! It's no surprise our ADHD took over, and we completely lost track of our convo! Get those headphones ready and tune in for laughs, randomness, and pure chaos!
Join us as we ramble on the differences between growing up in the States and growing up in Peru! As we share our memories, talk about our friendships, family relationships, and why we are the way we are! As always, Jana loses her train of thought while Ari just yaps away! So get your headphones charged and dive into our shenanigans one more time!
Your fave ADHD due is back! And this week, we are diving into a heartfelt and hilarious episode about our dad! With Father's Day having just passed and his birthday just days away, we're reminiscing about our favorite memories, his quirky habits, and all the reasons we're so grateful he's our dad. From his dad jokes to his unwavering support, he's the ultimate girl dad, and we're so lucky to have him. Tune in for laughs, love, and some seriously sweet moments. We love you, Papi!
This week, we're catching up on our lives – Jana's killing it in therapy and finally realizing that Ari's wisdom might actually be onto something (that master's degree really is coming in handy). Find out why Ari stayed up all night and called Jana at 3am to wake her up! We also tried our hand at a game of word association and, spoiler alert, totally failed – but it was a riot! Tune in for some hilarious sisterly banter, modern-day revelations, and a lot of fun!
Join the lively sisters Ari and Jana on "Aysabor" as they dive into the latest Bridgerton season with their trademark Spanglish banter and ADHD energy. They discuss Penelope and Colin's romance, potential threats, and the mystery of Colin's discovery. Tune in for laughs, predictions, and more gossip than Lady Whistledown could ever spill!
Welcome to Episode 20 of AysaBor! This week, we're diving into all sorts of chaos and fun. Tune in as Jana hilariously loses her car keys and spirals into paranoia, convinced her ride will be stolen. Meanwhile, Ariana battles anxiety over calling out of work, but finds solace in soaking up the sun at the pool and beach. Despite being different types of “beaches,” we made the most of our summer days. And let's not forget our unforgettable scary movie marathon – because what's summer without a few chills? Plus, Jana's convinced she looks like she's in her mid-20s... delulu much? Join us for laughs, stories, and good vibes!
Join us in this week's episode of AysaBor! where we talk about Memorial Day Weekend's busy schedule! The entire AysaBor! family went to a family member's beautiful wedding (Congrats to B&A), which Jana almost made them late for! Followed by sibling weekend at Nats Park (which Jana DID make them late for) and then family time with their cousin! This week, we ramble (surprise, surprise), buckle up, and join the whiplash of the back-and-forth tangents between your favorite yappers!
After a two-week break, your favorite ADHD sister duo is back and ready to cause some serious ruckus! Join us as we spill all the fun from our family trip to Mexico – from hotel reservation mishaps, swimming with dolphins, having spiritual moments, and even the inevitable customs nightmare at Charlotte Airport! And let's not forget the endless drinks (we always went for doubles!).
In this deep dive, Ariana finally utilizes her degree and steps into the therapist's chair, and gives Jana a free therapy session like no other. From hangover cures to soul-searching conversations, get ready for raw honesty, heartfelt revelations, and plenty of laughter along the way. Tune in as we navigate the highs and lows of life, one therapy session at a time.
It's time for another AysaBor episode! We're saying So Long, London, and spilling all the tea this week! Like husbands who learn the hard way, listening to your wives is key (looking at you, Andrew, and those pants!). Did you hear Taylor Swift's TTPD: The Anthology is out now!! Who else is Guilty as Sin? and is Down Bad with this album?! Join your favorite Peruvian ADHD duo as they skip down memory lane and remember those stories that are just So High School (some sneaky signatures forging and the unforgettable skipping shenanigans), but hey, How Did it End? They both still graduated! Tune in for laughs, love, and a sprinkle of T-Swift magic!
In loving memory of Maya, Jana's fur-ever soul dog and beloved "child," we're dedicating this episode to celebrate her life on what would've been her 10th gotcha day and 11th birthday. From Maya Papaya to Maya the Destroyah, she had a nickname for every mood – and man, did she know how to make us smile! Join us as we reminisce about Maya's hilarious quirks, her joy for Kraft's American cheese, and her unique full-body wag greeting. As we share laughs and tears, we'll honor the joy she brought and the pawprints she left on our hearts. Tune in for a heartwarming tribute to our one-of-a-kind Maya Papaya.
This week on AysaBor, we're going full Spanglish mode!
It's Tuesday, you know what that means! Join us as we discuss leg day margaritas and claw volleyball!
Double the fun, double the laughs! Our BONUS episode is here! Grab your headphones and join the unfiltered ADHD conversations as we talk birthdays, bachelorettes, tattoos, and our take on the Love is Blind Reunion! Brace yourself for our wild yet expected banter and ADHD antics - yep! You guessed it! Jana forgot her meds... AGAIN!
Your favorite chaotic ADHD duo is back! Come hang out with us as we discuss our latest gaming obsession and how we went from "not-so-close" to besties! Just a little hint: makeup is therapeutic, and breakups strengthen sisterly bonds! Want to know why we are podcasting or how Peruvian we sound when switching to Spanish? Then hit that play button and get ready for unlimited laughter with the AysaBor! sisters!
We've hit a major milestone - it's our 10th episode of AysaBor! Join the celebration as we dive into a Q&A extravaganza, with questions and confessions submitted by YOU, our amazing listeners! This episode is packed with fun, laughter, and surprises, from hilarious anecdotes to juicy revelations. Thank you for being part of our journey - here's to many more episodes of laughter, love, and AysaBor adventures!
Join us for a heartfelt and hilarious journey with the AysaBor! hosts! Prepare to dissect the latest drama on Love is Blind; we dive deep into our feelings, grudges, and the art of letting go. Tune in for laughs, insights, and plenty of relatable moments to keep you hooked from start to finish! Don't miss out - grab your headphones and join the conversation now!
Buckle up for another wild ride on AysaBor! In this episode, we're letting our ADHD run wild as we spill the tea on our week, ponder on how a megalodon would devour us (yes, seriously!), and dive into controversial relationship topics, but that's not all – we're also breaking down the phenomenon of Love is Blind and asking the ultimate question: is love truly blind? With our ADHD antics in full swing, expect plenty of laughs, unexpected tangents, and insightful moments along the way. Tune in for the chaos and stay for the laughs!
Jana and Ari give a shoutout to Nonna on her 81st birthday and express gratitude to their amazing followers. Plus, they dive into wild relationship stories from the depths of the internet – from toxic tales to unreasonable antics; they turn every twist into a hilarious adventure! Tune in for a fun-filled ride you won't want to miss!
Join the laughter in this week's episode of AysaBor! as Jana and Ari celebrate their number one fan's birthday with hilarious tales! In the spirit of the month of love, the sisters hilariously dissect personal "icks," dealbreakers, and green flags, from picky eaters to chivalry and the infamous art of mansplaining. Get ready for a sidesplitting journey through the quirks of love that'll have you rolling with laughter!
Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey with the dynamic duo, Jana & Ari, in the fifth episode of AysaBor! This week, the sisters spill the tea on their wildest drinking tales, leaving you in stitches with the outrages escapades. Tune in as they unveil exciting plans for their milestone 10th episode and brace yourself for Jana's ADHD-fueled chaos (thanks to a missed pill). This episode is a comedic rollercoaster! Join the AysaBor! hosts and discover why parallel parking, the one thing they've actually mastered, is still a laughing matter!
Join Jana & Ari as they dive into the suspense of "The Stranger," a Netflix show in which chismecito is the main character! And as expected, their ADHD takes over as they discuss chaotic mother-in-laws, house hunting tales, and why Jana wasn't a great server!
From dog mom worries, to thinking Jana would have to get her foot amputated, and even Peruvian earthquakes anecdotes. Join Jana and Ari as they laugh their way through memories. Find us on IG: @aysabor_podcast , @tinymouserat & @alejandra_aysanoa
Join Jana & Ari in a fun conversation about the Golden Globes, Pedro Pascal, therapy, and the growth of their sisterhood. Find us on IG: @aysabor_podcast , @tinymouserat & @alejandra_aysanoa
Who Even Are We? Join Jana & Ariana as they introduce themselves, their current hobbies, their goals for 2024, and their current #booktok obsession!