Call Me Mommy

Kate isn't allowed to verbalize her plans to fight internet stupidity or tackle the homeless population problem without revision. Grab your favorite summer limited edition beer before the fall vibes set in, sit back, and let's chat house renovations, hosting road trips, and how we both have lost our minds. Oh and Veronica is an open wi-fi network. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

After weeks of staying up too late and delving deep into the world of Tik Tok, Veronica has become an anxiety-filled question mark, complete with a handful of conspiracy theories and ever-accumulating questions about life's purpose, afterlife, and the universe. Is social media dangerous? Does everyone deserve a platform? Are there aliens among us? All aboard the IPA express train and join the conversation! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We've all been at a crossroads, or avoided the wrong place at the right time. Are we meant to make the same choices or would a different one still set us on the right path and towards where we were always headed? We're chatting life choices and the possibility of an alternate timeline in which we live a different life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Goodbye 2020, you've taught me how not to manage my anxiety and to fear the stupidity of others. Then again, you did bring some good.....a small amount. We're chatting past, present, and future and getting ready for a dry start to 2021. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Continuing last episode's conversation, we dive deeper. Join us as discuss diets, parenting, and why Veronica wouldn't care to meet Tyra Banks. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Kate takes a backseat as I remember growing up in a religion that made absolutely no sense to me. Tonight we discuss punishment and rules created by people under the guise of religion. Demonic possession, Eve the temptress, speaking in tongues... grab something stiff and join me in trying to make sense of this handful of arbitrary doctrine. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Have you ever had a mouse thrown at you or a snake crawl over your feet? We are all entitled to our fears...rational or not. I need something strong so how about you? We're talking fears and how adorable potato bugs are...Veronica is wrong on potato bug issues! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Good or bad, we have a past full of people who have defined us and helped us grow. We got the hookup on booze so pour something VERY strong and cheers with us as we discuss why we are who we are and the people, past and present, who have shaped the amazing people we are today. *Cheers* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're talking child safety and why being aware is the most important thing we can do. From the conversations we have with others to the things we do, everything makes a difference when protecting yourself and others. I hope no one else wakes up the way I did and has the terrible nightmare that started this episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Everything sucks but put out positive vibes and be solution oriented. No one wants to hear a sad sack. FUCK THAT! Positivity has a time and place but you should be allowed to feel how you feel and work through your emotions without others downplaying them or failing to actually acknowledge them. We're well in to drinking and implore you to do the same as we dive into toxic positivity. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

To those that have determined how I should look and how I should act... f*&! the h*&^ off. It's hard enough navigating the world and not raising a tiny monster when the world has gone to hell and people put down those that choose not to give in to lip injections and the status quo. If only it was as easy to see myself as my daughter does. If you're worried about your weight, pour a vodka but I'm drinking beer. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Veronica preys on married women with children and I've bound her with knee blood into an unbreakable lesbian contract...or so her mother would say. We wrap up season 1 with the REAL reason the podcast exists. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Old friends, made amends, and other good shit that's come from the dumpster fire of 2020. I can't promises catharsis, but I can promise a good time if you loosen up and take shots with me. We're chatting what has helped us find happiness and how we plan on spreading our limited optimism. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Shit got real, and real dark, real fast. You're going to need a fifth for this update because no one is okay and that's okay. Sorry for the pause...COVID is a bitch we've all been emotionally abused by and I needed time to process. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When nothing else seems to be working, you might as well dunk your moonstone in the sound and stick it in the vegetable garden during a full moon. My husband says witchcraft, but he also farts in his sleep. I won't judge you if you don't judge me. Grab some brew and we'll chat why we are who we are and how a ring is helping us believe things aren't that bad. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Have you heard a strange bump in the night, unexpected voices in the heat vents, or knew information or a truth you would have no explanation for being aware of? We are diving headfirst into the realm of the unknown tonight so build a fire, roast some s'mores, and grab some booze --- things are getting paranormal at Call Me Mommy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We're all just trying to get by and the dumpster fire if 2020 is making it increasingly challenging to cope. People, pandemics, and civil unrest- what's a girl to do? Grab something strong because we're discussing how we cope and the BS that got us here. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We've all wished we could go back in time and right past wrongs, change the course of our history, or maybe just invest less money in 1990's Delia*s. We're giving advice to our younger selves and hopefully helping others be true to themselves without looking like a**hats. Join us as we reminisce and change the course of history. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Humility can go a long way when we talk about likeability, but even more so in understanding that despite believing we know everything all the time and are completely perfect, we are in fact, not. Grab a cold beer (or warm if you're into that) and join us as we discuss surgery scars and the art of saying sorry. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When we talk about metamorphosis we frequently think caterpillar to butterfly, but with Kate and Veronica... things have taken a really strange turn... grab a stiff drink because you are going to need one- we are talking inner-species transformation and Dorian Gray soul selling. Shit's getting really weird in the suburbs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What irks you? For me, it's people that don't think enough of themselves and those that think too highly...basically everyone. I'm also allergic to socks on the floor and dishes in the sink. We discuss our little, and big, pet peeves. Grab a beer and join us in our discussion about why it's best we just don't interact with other people. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I had thought returning to work work give me joy and purpose and that the hardest part of being at work would being away from my daughter....again. I was wrong. While I miss her every day, I worry that the human race has gone to Hell in a handbasket and that I might start shanking people. The struggle is real and my cup is very full of vodka each night. Drink up and join us as we chat about returning to work and the end of intelligence in the human race. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

During an isolation walk the conversation about past wrongs and embarrassments came up. We all have them.... big and small... but I choose not to keep them to myself. If you've ever made a boy cry alligator tears on a patio, this one is for you. Pour a drink and I'll absolve your non murdery sins. Welcome to the church of Call Me Mommy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

(Previously Recorded) I'm available for wedding toasts and speeches so hit me up! We're discussing dating in the olden days (mine) and how I would hate to date in today's world. Sorry babe, but you're stuck with me if you file for divorce.... well don't be surprised if you start having weird dreams about being smothered in your sleep. Single or married, join us as we talk dating and adventures in the past. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In a world where we've lost sight of what it means to be connected, everyone seems to remember the hierarchy of service. Except, it's wrong and customers are too. We explore how we must be masochists because we keep going back to the service industry. Join us as we discuss why I'll be seen being escorted out of a grocery store after a very public tirade and why you should stop being asshats when in public. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

One week into SERIOUS isolation and almost a month into amateur nonsense and I'm ready to take on the damage my psyche is taking and discuss the things that are keeping me from burying Veronica in a backyard that does not exist for me during social distancing. Grab whatever booze is available during this trying and scary tome and join us while we discuss the feels we have and the things keeping us sane and looking forward to the future. Stay safe. Stay sane. Stay crazy - I need companionship! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What the fuck happened to living your support others and thinking outside of your own self? In a world gone mad, have we all lost our gd minds? Pour yourself a strong drink because I'm talking about how you never choose torture in the bomb scenario despite my cohort V's thoughts. How about we practice ethics based on the many and not the few? Care to join the debate on ethics and moral quandaries? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Coronavirus is trending, but this is serious and scary. Washington is now the US epicenter and reports show it's been spreading silently for weeks. Wash your hands while singing row, row, row your boat and join us a s we discuss my fears, price gauging, and how we need to stop spreading disinformation and come together to slow the spread of fear and viral infections. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Perfect strangers are better at raising children that are not their own, or at least that's what I'm beginning to think based on how often strangers chime in with advice on child rearing. From rude to insane, mom shaming (parent shaming) is a f***ed up thing that no one is safe from. Thank you, Karen, but my child isn't going to lose an arm from eating grapes. Pour yourself your favorite glass of something and sit down to rant alongside me as I delve into the jackasses that apparently all received PhDs in childhood development while I was just trying to survive being a mom and raising a child that won't grow up to be a sociopath. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What do you say and what do you do when you feel trolled in real life? We're examining the impact good and bad vibes have on our sense of self and how to tune those naysayers out and focus on making your dreams come true. Wallow with me and take a dive into my past as we examine how ordering food at a restaurant slowly crippled me with self doubt and how I work to overcome the negative voices that try to cripple a good thing and a positive attitude. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ever felt like your values didn't align with the company you were working for? Ever resign from your job and not hear from your manager for almost two weeks? If you have, join the abyss and find your happiness. Mine is booze, ranting, and calling out what makes a company culture one that succeeds or fails. Petty levels are high and success is the best weapon against naysayers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app