Cat and Cthulhu: The Podcast

After 6 months away the Cat and Cthulhu Podcast is back! In this gripping season finale Cat and Cthulhu are transported through time and space when Cthulhu’s attempt to bend the Universe to his will go slightly awry… Starring FNH (of The Cthulhu Podcast) as “Cat” Timothy M Ralphs (of The Room Behind The Bookcase) […]

Today we ask Cthulhu:Â� What kind of James Bond would he be? Voice of Cthulhu is played by Timothy Ralphs of The Room Behind The Bookcase. Music is “Tension” by ERH, as posted on the Freesound Project. MP3 Link

In the run-up to the release of “Wake The Dead” in mid-July I’m going to be releasing several promos. Here’s the first, a re-release of the M&S Food parody promo. MP3 Link

Show Notes 1. Introduction Apologies for the lack of shows recently – I have been inundated with work, getting married in the US, the subsequent honeymoon and catching up on everything else. Plus the new World of Warcraft expansion. Which is shiny. However here is a triple bill of episodes to hopefully make up – […]

Show Notes After a short-break we’re back with episode 51. In today’s story the eponymous duo discuss the merits of various beverages while relaxing by a mountain lake. In the recent competition there were… zero entries. Not one, nada, nil. Ah well… 1. Intro music 2. Featured Story #51: “There’s something about drinking” As read […]

Show Notes Episode 50! My goodness… it doesn’t seem that long ago that I first started doing this show, speaking into the microphone of a logitech webcam. Listening to those early shows now makes me cringe a little but at the time, and indeed now, I’m very proud to have produced something that has lasted […]

An extra special edition today: 5 stories in one episode. That means there’s only 13 more episodes to go until the end of this current series/continuity. I seem to have finally found the best noise filter settings with this episode. Next week’s release will feature FNH as our first guest reader in 25+ episodes. Until […]

Show Notes1. Intro2. Listener FeedbackToday’s feedback comes from fellow blogger pkmntrainerj.3. Featured Story: “Outside”4. Recommended Podcast: The Nightsound Show5. Contact DetailsYou can leave feedback or reviews either by emailing me (see podcast for address), leaving a comment here or by clicking the review this podcast link on the podcast homepage. You can also leave a […]

Show Notes Hello and welcome to the 43rd episode of the Cat and Cthulhu podcast. Today’s episode is a little shorter, as their is no feedback to feature* and as you have heard the promo section has been moved for today to the beginning of the show. Today’s promo is for Yog-Radio and stars an […]

Show Notes For this special 40th episode (plus it’s a year since I started first podcasting C&C – “Happy 1st ‘cast Day”?) I have decided to change format for this episode and perhaps the next few episodes too, depending on how how popular or successful a change it is. If you have any feedback regarding […]

A cat with a lightsabre. A depressed android. A hamster with a buzz cut. And Cthulhu, eating a muffin. This is not M&S Food This is the Cat and Cthulhu podcast Sponsored by Evil Eldritch Expressoâ„¢, product of Coffee Fairy Plc. MP3 Link Read Cat and Cthulhu

So what happens in this episode?Cthulhu has fun involving Shoggoths and toilets and the author makes his views concerning the result of the 2008 London mayoral election clear. Producer’s CommentThis is the first episode since the author stopped writing new stories regularly – but I wouldn’t discount the possibility of him doing any more. I […]

So what happens in this episode?Cthulhu is reading the latest Harry Potter book and doesn’t want Cat to spoil the ending. Producer CommentI recorded two episodes today, the second of which will be released later this week (using Blogger’s new “scheduler” service which should make posting these podcasts more reliable and regular if I’m going […]

So what happens in this episode?Holes in reality caused by pebbles, lakes surrounded by yellow cliffs and a mysterious woman in a blue bikini? All the Master wants is to come back to life. Producer’s CommentThe Podcast Pickle had indeed not backed up the review or the cast details so I had to sign up […]

So what happens in this episode?The Master falls to his death and Cat’s meditation is disturbed by the appearance of the Master’s ghostly image. Producer’s CommentThis is the first episode in a small story arc primarily concerning the Master and the next part is due out tomorrow. In other news, Podcast Pickle seem to have […]

So what happens in this episode?Cat and Cthulhu are throwing a party and everyone seems to be having a good time, apart from Eris and Prometheus. Producer’s CommentApologies for not posting for ages but Real Lifeâ„¢ got in the way, what with university work and spending two weeks in Houston, TX in early February. However […]

So what happens in this episode?Cat and Cthulhu find out what happens when you leave unfinished wine in a glass for a few weeks as they witness the Master getting rather wet. Now that is what they call an understatement. Producer’s CommentNothing to say really about this episode. It didn’t take long to make but […]

So what happens in this episode these episodes?Kaos is scared of the loud noises and Cat decides to investigate, dragging a more cautious Cthulhu along. Unfortunately Cthulhu gets over excited with all his new worshipers goes a step too far. Producer’s CommentA review of C&C mentioned that the podcast was too short so this time, […]

So what happens in this episode?Marvin is alone, his reality collapsed. Cat and Cthulhu are missing. However he has a visitor, in the form of Maria. Producer’s CommentEpisode 30! Another milestone reached. We’re now only halfway towards audio podcasting the entirety of the C&C stories. Hope you enjoy this episode, if so why not review […]

So what happens in this episode?Cthulhu found some mysterious writing on a crumpled piece of paper behind Master’s monitor and is reading it aloud. Everything was fine until Marvin helped him with the pronunciation… Producer’s CommentYou can now review this podcast at http://podcastpickle.com/cast/29002/reviews No one’s reviewed us yet so don’t miss out being the first […]

So what happens in this issue?Cthulhu reveals to Cat that he has finally figured out the most profound secret, a secret that Master has been trying to discover. Author’s Comment[Coming Soon] Producer’s CommentFor some reason you can hear occasional clicks, though these have been removed wherever possible. This may be a fault with my microphone […]

So what happens in this issue?Cat is relaxing at the Philip’s Filter coffee shop, when he is joined by Cthulhu, and later Marvin. A short while afterwards Boo brings some bad news about Timmy. Author’s Comment[Coming Soon] Producer’s CommentNothing really of note; This episode didn’t take very long to record and edit, etc. I might […]

So what happens in this issue?Cthulhu (or Blog-O as he prefers to call himself now) has a cape and is preparing to ascend to the edges of space and bring peace to the blogosphere. Maybe he could pass on a message to Cory Doctorow while he’s up there…? Author’s Comment[Coming Soon] Producer’s CommentI like this […]

So what happens in this issue?Cthulhu becomes a god over a bacteria colony in a coffee cup (with disasterous results later) and both he and Cat observe the Master bungee jumping. Author’s comment:[Coming Soon] Producer’s comment:The third of (last week’s) triple bill of episodes. Read Cat & Cthulhu MP3 Link

So what happens in this issue?After spotting the word in a news report Cthulhu is curious about the effect of the word ‘fnord’ on both human and Cat’s mind. Author’s comment:[Coming Soon] Producer’s comment:The second of (last) week’s triple bill of episodes. Sorry I didn’t get it out earlier, it’s been a busy week for […]

So what happens in this issue?Cat awakes to find that Master’s masters have left the house, at stupid o’clock no less. And Cthulhu wants to have some work friends over too. Author’s comment:[Coming Soon] Producer’s comment:The first of this week’s triple bill of episodes. Read Cat & Cthulhu MP3 Link

So what happens in this issue? Cat, Cthulhu and Marvin delve into the Master’s audio collection, with somewhat depressing results. Not that you’d notice Marvin being more depressed or anything. Author’s comment: [Coming Soon] Producer’s comment: Today’s episode is read by none other than Tim Ralphs, who first/last appeared as a guest reader in Episode […]

So what happens in this issue?Cat is all at sea… the South Pacific that is. Author’s comment:Oh man this was written in the crazy week of May. Theday before I’d been to Bern to do some zip-lines and stuff with Susanand Hayley. That was fun. Six hours of climbing around the tops oftall trees. All […]

So what happens in this issue?Cat explores a most alien landscape… Author’s comment:This episode of Cat & Cthulhu is directly influenced and ripping offthe H.P. Lovecraft story, “At the Mountains of Madness.” My original intentions are kinda lost on this one. Next podcast shouldbe more interesting for the juicy info. Producer’s comment:The first of this […]

So what happens in this issue? Cat and Master contact the Master’s younger sibling in an attempt to find out how to build a rocket to rescue Cthulhu. Author’s comment: Well what can I really say about this issue? In some regards it is a bridging episode enabling the action to move from Switzerland to […]

So what happens in this issue?Cat, Marvin and Boo discuss what they should do now that Cthulhu is gone. Author’s comment:This is the end of the beginning.I did get the odd care package from my parents while I was living inSwitzerland.No Cat in the post though. Producer’s comment:Since this episode is quite short I’ll be […]

So what happens in this issue?Cat makes a grim discovery and is hysterical, despite Marvin and Boo’s “reassurances”. Author’s comment:I’m sorry for the horrible pun. Really I’m so sorry.This issue centers around well the cast mourning over Cthulhu’s deathand working how how to get him back. Because it appears stuffed toysdon’t accept greif all that […]

THE INEVITABLE AND COMIC DEATH OF CTHULHU!Do you know what happens when Cthulhu dies?Do you think a soft toy can use a submersible?Where does Master get his hair ties from?What is the meaning of life?All these questions will be answered soon. MP3 Link

So what happens in this issue? Cat gets on Cthulhu’s nerves while discusssing his possible future choice of hair style. Author’s comment: As you might have found out from my writings or profile pictures I have very long hair. I think that I wrote this issue at Easter 2007. My brothers first words to me […]

So what happens in this issue? Cthulhu attempts to hold his own version of the Student Wargames and Roleplaying Nationals with his parody of the eponymous roleplaying game… Author’s comment: Well this took place in April. I was at a gaming convention for university societies in Edinburgh. I was playing Call of Cthulhu. I had […]

So what happens in this issue?Cat and Cthulhu spy on an unidentified male ice skating. Then start totalk about this now identified persons dislike of clowns. It is allquite silly really. Authors comment:I like this issue. But I am a bit bias because it actually happened!Well the ice skating bit did. It was the only […]