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Maybe Cats deserves rights after all, Golden Globes were a thing that happened, please just give Timmy his Oscar so he can take a nap. This week we kinda sorta give our top ten of 2019

Just a lot of feelings about Star Wars

EVEN MORE Star Wars discourse ft. Lord of the Rings discourse. Awards are stupid, but they'd be less stupid if they went to the right person.

Marvel dropped the Trailer for the new Florence Pugh assassin movie, James Bond is a thing that's still happening, Mel Gibson we remember everything. This week we discuss our personal 2019 flops

Our Knives are OUT, Scarlett Johansson remains the worst, Michael B. Jordan is forcing Henry Cavill into retirement, Runaway Bride was almost a c o m p l e t e l y different movie. Movie of the Week: Lady Bird

Live action Little Mermaid has a Prince Eric...who is not Harry Styles, Paul Thomas Haim is back baby, Marvel please shut up, Carlina’s vendetta against Rian Johnson continues. Movie Of The Week: Good Time

Maybe Emma Watson isn’t actually in Little Women, Fast and the Okurrrious? (We’re so sorry), Carlina stans Game of Thrones. Movie Of The Week: Jennifer’s Body

Paul Dano is here to show the girls how to do villainy, Little Women cast said white excellence, Francis Ford Coppola stans Black Panther, Jared Leto needs a hobby, The men of Star Wars are fine af. Movie Of The Week: It Follows

Co-op Catwoman has been cast, Suicide Squad 2 is still a thing that’s happening, Director Bong making legend moves with Parasite, Disney reminds us they got hits that stick like grits. Movie(s)of the week: Suspiria(1977) and (2018)

MORE JOKER DISCOURSE, Scorsese let the chopper spray on the MCU, even RDJ knows he doesn’t deserve an Oscar, the Philadelphia Film Festival hates us, Bong Joon-Ho is a scammer and we stan, Timmy for Batman? Much to think about. Movie of the week: The VVitch

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married on a plantation, Spider-Man’s not f*cking leaving, NYFF is torturing us, Jake Gyllenhaal is not your precious cinnamon roll, Todd Phillips STFU challenge, and we talk our favorite Final Girls. Movie of the Week: Scream (if you haven’t seen it, don’t worry, Jasmine re-enacts most of it)

Joaquin does clownery, Jonah Hill said run him his mf check, Dr. Ellie THEE Sattler is back to inherit the earth, Shia LaBeouf and Tom Hardy have a sword fight, and the Safdie Brothers finally stopped playin’. Movie of the week: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (and like ten other MCU films)

We're tryna Phantom Thread and chill with Brad Pitt, sorry to this man but replace Chris Pratt with Andrè Holland you cowards, Homecoming is a film and we’re sick of the Beyoncé disrespect, also we're joining the cast of Suicide Squad 2. Movie of the week: A Star is Born

Hella TIFF disappointments, the audience needs Natalie Portman to WEAR the diaper, polanski can choke, Jasmine defends both JLO and Kirsten Dunst's honor, Carlina cries during Jurassic World, and this weeks movie of the week: The Favourite

We’re talking festival premieres, Robert Pattinson, Birds of Prey teaser, Robert Pattinson, Scarlett Johansson continues to be just the absolute worst, Robert Pattinson, and our movie of the week: Midsommar

The week of a thousand trailers. We discuss the D23 expo, wigs, Natalie THEE Portman, and our movie of the week: Annihilation

Listen to us nervously ramble our way through the plot of Hereditary, and take a shot every time someone says the word "grief". Also discussed this week is the little women trailer, and Timotheé Chalamet's bowlcut.