Clemente Rivera

hi children. I spent this past weekend in Brooklyn NY doing some awesome videography work for some DJ friends of mine and I talk about that. I talk about one a kinky tinder date I had in NY. I talk about how I'm gonna quit my job. I also talk about being a Mexican who is sexy cause not all of us are, (we are built like badger moles), and lastly I cry about how being sad all the time is no longer cute anymore... I cant start the revolution so to join the revolution please follow me on IG, @loveclementejr. . #podcast #weekendtrip #comedy #podcasting #silly #alljokes #monologue #videopodcast

hi guys, Dr. baby phat here. In this episode I talk about my missed flights due to my negligence, gay girls twerking on me, I smoked an entire cigar in 20 minutes and spent the next hour in the bathtub throwing up, the 1975 concert in charlotte NC, & my completely side-lined opinion on the tragedies in Gaza. IG - @loveclementejr

hi my sugar-puffs. when i was 16 i created a gofund-me that epically failed and i received 0 dollars. In the episode I lash out by talking about how much a failed gofund-me makes me laugh, I talk about my borderline insane obsession with 9/11, and I also talk about how any suffering i go through is cause I feel too much. Also please donate to my cat stinky's rib removal gofund-me, link below. chaio. stinky's gofund-me :( - www.instagram.com/loveclementejr

Hi my little teapots, short and stout. In this episode I recap my recent visit to Texas for my friends first DJ performance, I talk about how much I loved Texas, I talk about my deepest fears, and I read some of my writings from my "journal". Thank you for listening. Truly. IG: lovecleme Twitter@riveracleme

hi my sugar babies. In this episode I talk about how I neglect nice things, how I have a friend who watches dog p*rn, and I talk about my African coworkers who make me feel all tingly inside. I talk about my lack of a d*&k print in my pants, and how people need help to be themselves. twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr/

hi my loves. I dedicate this entire episode to a singular monologue. In this particular one I talk about the overly-cliched idea that good art comes from being broken, I go into depth on just how abusive parents can be, and lastly I discuss how I want to treat my future children so they don't go through the bullshit I went through. Your parents are terrorists and you're the hostage. Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr/

This episode was recorded naked so please bear that in mind. In this episode I talk about my shameless accidental indecent exposure in the gym, I talk about non crazy "weird warlock witch B*&%@s", I talk about the worse things I've said to people, and how I've apologized for them. Follow my IG and twitter below. I love each and every last one of you sweethearts. Twitter -https://twitter.com/riveracleme Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr thank you for listening guys

What's up my biological children. In this impromptu podcast I talk about about a jacked chad in my gym talking about how many girls he fu*@s, and how I found that silly...I mention a story of my dad convincing me I had a white Dad. Lastly, I explore the idea that the people around you aren't whole, they're half. They've been half your whole life, you just never had the wisdom to realize it. Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr I love you guys, thank you for listening. DM me on IG!

What the fuck is up my wonderful listeners. I am officially back from my hiatus, my sabbatical! I understand the confusion that all FIVE of you had about my whereabouts but do not fear, I'm back in full gear. In this episode I talk about my love for foreign people, how they understand me so well. I talk about girls who legit look like tarantulas, and thinks its okay. Last but not least. I talk about how God will give you exactly what you asked for, and test you by seeing what you do with it. I love you, whoever is listening. Thank you, its so weird to me and small but it means the fucking world. Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/loveclementejr Twitter - https://twitter.com/riveracleme O F - https://onlyfans.com/clemecheek2cheek

In this episode I get rather serious. Talk about my struggle with being myself, I talk about how hard it is to be yourself, and how being yourself is a easy road to get hated by people who can't be themselves. IG - loveclementejr Twitter - @riveracleme

In this episode I report live to you from my Mothers sex dungeon in the middle of the forest. All jokes aside though. I talk with my mom Angela (also known as lovebug) for a Christmas eve podcast. We talk about her shrine of Donald Trump in her house, our use of drugs, our travels as a family growing up, and the time I had vertigo after I lost my virginity. If you wanna follow me and talk, look here. Instagram+ @loveclementejr Twitter+ @riveracleme Backpage @riveracleme Onlyfans.com/papichulocleme Pornhub/cwemewemme _________________________________________________________________ ALL JOKES. TAKE NONE OF THIS SERIOUS. DONT EVEN TAKE YOUR LIFE SERIOUS.

In this episode I got a little serious and reflect on the things I'm going through as a twenty-something animal. I talk about the drama within my family and how it affects me, my obsession with my baby blanket, and how I seriously never understood what "Indigenous" means. Thank you all for listening. IG: lovecleme Twitter: @riveracleme

Having your life together makes you boring. Amiright?

Hey Pretty lil' thangs. IT's SOUTHERN LOVE BACK at u wit a new podcast. A lot has been going on in my personal life but I'm still at it with these podcasts. In this episode I talk about my experience with this one absolutely deranged chick from my gym, I discuss an incident that happened to me at a festival where I snapped on a b@#$h, and explain why having your life together makes you very boring and insufferable to be around. If you wanna be interesting, don't have your life together.  Socials  IG- @lovecleme Twitter - @riveracleme

Hello my part time lovers. It's beena while but in this episode I thought It would be fun to get high as fuck and then record. I talk about nick knacking peoples patty whack, I give my advice on how I'm done taking peoples advice, and I go into an almost distasteful rant about the worst thing I ever said to someone and that someone was an extremely shitty ex girlfriend of mine. Next podcast up next Friday. Love you all. If you work at a hotel or any building with elevators please ask them to replace the elevator music with my podcast. Thanks. My horrendous social media @lovecleme on IG @Riveracleme on Twitter

In this podcast I go into depth about my nature when I smoke weed, I talk about the absolute monstrosity of an establishment that is Golden Corral that we all love and hate, and I go on a boastful spiteful entitled rant about how your degree from you bullshit college doesn't mean anything if you do not stand out yourself. Take all this advice as gospel from the 20-something college dropout-intellectual titan-iconoclast-genius that is me. Twitter - @riveracleme IG - @lovecleme

In this episode I talk about my frustrations with fakeness, people not saying how they feel, and borderline racist jokes that I could get cancelled for but can't cause I have a black nephew and my last girlfriend was Asian. I also mention the time I jerked off in a forest when I was 13. If I ever die an early tragic death please play this podcast at my viewing in the background. Cheers. IG@lovecleme Twitter @riveracleme

I plan to travel to the Philippines and find 10 wives to let me impregnate them. We will all live on a compound and we WILL be happy. Wish me luck! I will get this podcast to be a video podcast soon just in due time. Talk to me on Instagram and twitter Twitter - @riveracleme IG - @lovecleme

This is episode 10 of episode 1 of my podcast where I ramble into the void to try to fill it. My name is Clemente Rivera, I am 22 years old, and I am an aspiring podcaster and aspiring for a bunch of other shit but one thing at a time. I love u all. Twitter @riveracleme Instagram @lovecleme

In this episode I talk about not trusting people political opinions, the crazy movie Django, and taking care of yourself.

My name is Clemente, you all can call me Cleme. This is the first and last beginning of my podcast. I'll be having myself on, along with a bunch of close friends and interesting people. If you're listening, thank you!

I share a story of an incident that happened with doing grocery deliver for Instacart. It was wholesome and realizing. Part two coming next. View more at Nuerotika.com.