Disney Channel Original Noobies

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Jumping Ship (2001). We discuss surviving on deserted islands, emus, and most importantly, the Island Boyssssss. If you listen to the end, you'll get to hear Sam singing beautifully.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we rank the third ten Disney Channel Original Movies from worst to best.     You can reach out to us via: Instagram - @disneychanneloriginalnoobies Twitter - DisneyNoobies Email - dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (2001). We discuss cool costumes, dog costumes, and which costume you'd live your life as. BONUS: We introduce a new member of the DCON family!   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

PART II!   In this episode, we review the classic Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown (1998). It is a spooky tale of magic, family, skeletons, ghosts, and everything Harry Potter. Our fact checkers have advised us that Reese's Pieces first came out in 1978 and Harry Potter was published in the UK in 1997 and the US in 1998. We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused due to our faulty information.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Jennie Project (2001). We touch on red flags, monkey court cases, and the difference between animal hospitals and human hospitals.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Hey guys, we've decided to rebroadcast one of our favorite, older episodes, Smart House (1999), which is still a Disney Channel Original Movie about a house that is...smart. Enjoy (again)!   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Jet Jackson: The Movie (2001). We go in depth on standing people up (accidentally or on purpose), multiple realities, and Power Rangers fighting.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Hounded (2001). You'll find out what we think of psycho killer dogs, pet stories, and which one of us is a cheating criminal mastermind.    You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Luck of the Irish (2001). Hear our takes on Gaelic sports, wearing hats in school, how to turn into a leprechaun.    You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Motocrossed (2001). We discuss Amanda Bynes, N'Sync, the French, and surprisingly, motocross. Unfortunately, in this ep Joanna does not try out her Marge Simpson impersonation again. Maybe next time.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Zenon: The Zequel (2001). We talk about a wide variety of topics, ranging from how the ewoks are the best characters in Star Wars, the logistics of Disney Channel Original Movies, and Joanna's debilitating fear of spiders. Also, stay tuned to the end after the outro music (or just skip straight there, who cares) where we do our best impersonations of [redacted].   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/   Outro Music:  The Galaxy is Ours by Proto Zoa ℗ 2004 Walt Disney Records Producers: Tom Harriman, Donald Markowitz, and Marco Marinangeli Composers/Lyricists: Donald Markowitz and Stuart Krieger  

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000). We also discuss meteorology, holiday memories, and Nutella burgling.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Phantom of the Megaplex (2000), which is about a workaholic kid who has to deal with a lot of shenanigans at the movie theatre he works at. It's a real whodunit. Your favorite podcast hosts talk about our best/worst jobs and the best way to clean up gumballs with a hockey stick. Also, Joanna kills a spider (you'll know it when you hear it).   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000), which is about a mom who, get this, goes on a date with a...VAMPIRE! Scary! Spooky! The movie stars the aunt from Sabrina the Teenage Witch and off-brand Indiana Jones. I hope you enjoy!   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie The Other Me (2000), a movie about a kid who accidentally clones himself and uses the clone version as a slave so he doesn't have to go to school anymore. We discuss heavy topics such as the ethics of having a twin replace you, the complete works of Yo-Yo Ma, and epic dance parties (including the mechanics of telepathically turning on a boombox). For you younger millennials out there, a boombox is like an ipod that is much bigger and louder. And for you zoomers out there, and ipod is like an iphone without tik tok.   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments/dog pictures at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we rank the second 10 Disney Channel Original Movies from worst to best.     You can reach out to us via: Instagram - @disneychanneloriginalnoobies Twitter - DisneyNoobies Email - dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Quints (2000), a movie which features the queen of Halloweentown Kimberly J. Brown. We discuss why five babies is too many babies (at one time), weird teachers, and overbearing parents. Enjoy!   You can find us on Instagram at @disneychanneloriginalnoobies, or email us any questions/comments/compliments at dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Ready to Run (2000). We talk about the logistics of animals wearing headphones, hot hoofs (whatever that is), and Sam opens up about his deep distrust of the equine species. Oh, and also we talk about the movie Ready to Run.   Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Stepsister From Planet Weird. In this episode, we do some sweet impersonations, Joanna gets her swagger back, and there's a (too) brief mention of Ryan Gosling. Also, pretty much none of that has to do with the movie at all. It's a fun one, but just watch out for the bad aliens...and wind.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the Disney Channel Original Movie Miracle in Lane 2. This film has the two things you need in a movie, a true underdog story and Frankie Muniz. In this ep was talk about the soap box derbies, vomiting slurpees, and what if God was a famous race car driver. Go Sports!     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the tubular DCOM Rip Girls. We talk about surfing, CGI whales, Hawaii real estate, and how this movie is an off-brand Johnny Tsunami. Surfs up!     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the strikingly fantastic DCOM Alley Cats Strike. We talk about Tony's Lasagna Heaven, yazz music, and 7-10 splits. If Brink and a bowling ball had a baby, it would be this movie. Have fun!     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we discuss the 2000 movie The Color of Friendship. We cover the tough topic of racial injustice, Apartheid, acceptance, and friendship. On a lighter note, we talk about 70s clothing, montages, and intense African drumming.    Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we toast the first DCOM of Y2K, Up Up and Away. We discuss superheroes, E from Entourage, George Jefferson, and saving the planet via compost. We also do a deep dive into the morality of brainwashing people for a good cause. If you like inflatable muscles, you'll like this movie.   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We watched the ranch-focused DCOM Horse Sense. During this episode we talk about the Lawrence brothers, shoveling large amount of manure, property law, whether this movie passed the "Bledel Test," and much more. Come on down partner and take this episode out for a ride.    Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

We watched the super spooky DCOM Don't Look Under the Bed. This was certainly the scariest movie we've seen so far and appropriate for Halloweentime. It's a fun one, check it out.   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode we rank the first ten DCOMs, from worst to best. We also go over our favorite character, villain, and scene, as well as least favorite scene, and which two characters from different movies we'd want to see hang out.    You can reach out to us via: Instagram - @disneychanneloriginalnoobies Twitter - DisneyNoobies Email - dconoobies@gmail.com   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review Genius, which leads to discussions of college, being cool vs. being smart, and lying to our parents. Also, Emmy Rossum is in this one, so it's a cannot miss (the movie that is, not on the podcast).   Listeners will also learn where we've been over the last month. Hint: we may or may not have gotten married.   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the GOAT Disney Channel Original Movie Johnny Tsunami. We review this incredible tale of a Hawaiian surfer turned snowboarder, who also takes down the caste system of a new town, all with a smile on his face. Sit down, put on your best Hawaiian shirt, and put in your earbuds for a great one.   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the instant classic Disney Channel Original Movie Smart House (1999), about a house that is...smart. Come join us!   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/   Other Songs Used: The House Is Jumpin'Performed by Barry Goldberg, John Philip Shenale (as Phil Shenale), and Sterling SmithVocals by Chán AndréWritten by Barry Goldberg and Jill Wisoff & Joel Diamond

In this episode, we review the coming of age mermovie The Thirteenth Year. We discuss mermoms, the Sopranos, the Sandlot (at length), and Joanna wanting to eat beet cake. Pretty much if you like the Sandlot you'll like 80% of this movie and if you liked Halloweentown you'll like the other 20%.   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/   Other Songs Used: My Thirteenth Year by Randy Crenshaw Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNBubDBsoaM

In this episode, we review quite possibly the most disgusting children's movie we've ever seen, Can of Worms. Listen to hear our takes on talking dogs, computer hacking, and aliens farting popcorn. Honestly, our words don't truly do this movie any justice as it is way less bearable than we make it out to be.    Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review quite possibly the most well known Disney Channel Original Movie ever, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. And, we have our first guest! We dig deep into the nuances of space life, including space slang, space stress helmets, and space accounting. We also dabble in fashion, super nova girls, and how this movie predicted the future. Zoom zoom zoom and I hope this episode makes your hearts go boom boom.   Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/   Outro Music: Super Nova Girl Music and Lyrics by Kristian Rex (R.I.P.) and Sabelle Breer

In this episode, we review the first ever Disney Channel Original Movie Under Wraps (1997). We take a deep dive into mummies, teenage banter, and strange names for children. Sam discusses his theories as to who the mummy really is, while Joanna remains skeptical and unconvinced. Unfortunately, this movie isn't available on Disney Plus, BUT you can find it on YouTube. Enjoy!     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the lesser known Disney Channel Original Movie You Lucky Dog (1998). We discuss the three things that children love most about this movie: dogs, Uncle Phil, and complex estate litigation.   P.S. Don't miss the post-credits bonus material.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the classic Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown (1998). It is a spooky tale of magic, family, skeletons, ghosts, and everything Harry Potter. Our fact checkers have advised us that Reese's Pieces first came out in 1978 and Harry Potter was published in the UK in 1997 and the US in 1998. We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused due to our faulty information.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the classic Disney Channel Original Movie Brink (1998). We discuss everything from inline skating, worms, Team Pup N Suds, and much more.     Intro Music: Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/