F' All This Noise

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Conversation, opinion and debate by two of the most curmudgeonly, egocentric and ill-informed gentlemen ever to cast a pod.

Gary and T


    • Oct 30, 2012 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 31 EPISODES


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    Episode 31 - Can't see Pennsylvania without Brendan Fraser's eyes.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2012 62:11


    The Boys are back. T gives us his favorite pet names for women, and the duo talk about the ultimate method of evacuation. Brought to you by the P.P.A.

    Episode 30 - A Gypsy Stole my P***s.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2012 89:48


    T's brother 3petes your eardrums, and the trio hypothesize about genital swapping + BONUS Roast of Gary.

    Episode 29 - PaTerfamilias.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2012 46:07


    T's Dad stops by to regale us all with tales of yore. Find out what kids did for fun before video games and instant porn, and what sound a cinder block makes when exploding next to a human head.

    Episode 28 - Dear T.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2012 70:29


    Advice for life, F' All This Noise style. T answers the questions you didn't ask, and helps you to achieve your true potential. Which is nothing.

    Episode 27 - Dial B. for Boring.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2012 85:19


    It's F' All This Noise, now with 86% less comedy. T laments his inability to heal the world while Gary laments everything else. The duo demonstrate just how dour and humorless a podcast can be.

    Episode 26 - Bring Me Your Huddled Masses.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2012 79:29


    James returns and weaves a tale of misery and mental illness. Also, T outlines his plans for America and his upcoming novel.

    Episode 25 - Vampire Horses.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2012 86:23


    Have you experienced true despair and horror in your life? Not until you've met Mike Dayton. The world will never be the same.

    Episode 24 - Small Wonder.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2012 58:48


    The boys reach into the mailbag and discuss ape rape, sea turtle rape, and parrot rape. Also, T gives his girl something to think about on vacation.

    Episode 23 - Small C**t Complex.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2012 83:23


    Our buddy ol' pal James drops by and brings with him the spirit of Marvin Gaye. Lend your ear and learn from "The F.A.T.N. Guide to Courting and Cooing".

    Episode 22 - Nemesis Enforcer.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2012 49:09


    The boys discuss North Korea, movies, breakfast cereal, and mull the dangers of compliments. Also, a revisit of polygamy, it isn't pretty.

    Episode 21 - Retinal Horrors.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2012 65:32


    Gary and T once again plumb the depths of mediocrity. Gary's familias is discussed, and T expresses his love for federal standoffs and isolated compounds.

    Episode 20 - Eric Stoltz in blackface.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2012 92:45


    T's brother Rob makes his return to mark the 20th episode, to the fanfare of none. Absolutely nothing of merit was discussed and recorded.

    Episode 19 - The Mundane Adventures of RoboCop.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2012 65:12


    T hates technology, Gary loves video games, the sanitary benefits of colostomy bags, and RoboCop.

    Episode 18 - Imhotep's Meat Loaf love.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2012 66:41


    Gary spins a yarn of infidelity, carnal desire, and forbidden love. T talks about cysts, coffin birth, and attempts to reclassify the podcast from "Comedy" to "Depressing".

    Episode 17 - I p****d on my p***y.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2012 68:34


    It's a birthday podcast! The pair celebrate with Handfuls of broken glass, Edible finger paints, and Stew and tamales on the cheap.

    Episode 16 - My CPU is a neural net processor.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2012 67:53


    The psychodynamic duo returns. Gary talks group lumber jacking while T plots grocery store revenge.

    Episode 15 - Bonus Podcast.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2011 37:20


    We here in the F' all this Noise family believe in the true American family; and since you're our family, we'd like to wish you and your family a very happy holiday season and productive New Year. It's difficult sometimes to remember the most precious things in life: food, family, song, unprotected sex, family, and togetherness. We hope our little podcast has brought you and your family closer to us, as it has brought us closer to a blissful murder suicide. In celebration of these family values, we'd like to impart upon you and your family an impromptu stocking stuffer podcast containing literally tens of minutes of mildly enjoyable banter. Literally. - Gary 'n T

    Episode 14 - Growing Kuato in Stuttgart.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2011 76:46


    Germans harvest foreskins, Stonehenge is irrelevant, and Gary gives no thought to avoiding whoredom.

    Episode 13 - Jingle all the way to Jackman.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2011 54:11


    T gets a manicure from the Mossad and Gary is touched by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    Episode 12 - Vampires from the holy land.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2011 67:30


    Immortality, is not a handprint in cement, an amazing body of work, or being bit by a Jew.

    Episode 11 - Happy Thanksgrieving.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2011 89:47


    Occupy yourself with dragons, wizards and weaponized sex.

    Episode 10 - Precious on the main stage.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2011 93:01


    T's brother Rob drops in. Gary feels threatened, and T gets drunk.

    Episode 9 - I powerbomb people.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2011 75:43


    Halloween is a freeloaders holiday and vocabulary flossin.

    Episode 8 - Journey to the center of the worst.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2011 74:00


    Gary returns home from battle, defeated and disgusted.

    Episode 7 - Celebrate your joy in private.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2011 90:52


    The buddha of misery and a meeting with the king of eastern Europe.

    Episode 6 - 52 minutes of Polygamy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2011 72:36


    A tale of utopian pipe dreams and polygamist pessimism.

    Episode 5 - Your PHD is worthless to me.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2011 74:43


    Mindless banter and Gary hate numbers, T hate words.

    Episode 4 - Dammit Jenny, I'm sweet on you.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2011 71:53


    Brotherly love and Gary's fear of breasts.

    Episode 3 - Dreams aren't possible.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2011 72:09


    Hallucinate yourself to heaven and the salting of ovaries.

    Episode 2 - A pile of rotten teeth and milk pus.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2011 61:01


    A visit to the vet with pus in my milk while chasing the bug.

    Episode 1 - Loveless. / Love Less.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2011 66:20


    Is love a fantasy or a baby's arm in a shark's mouth?

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