F' All This Noise

The Boys are back. T gives us his favorite pet names for women, and the duo talk about the ultimate method of evacuation. Brought to you by the P.P.A.

T's brother 3petes your eardrums, and the trio hypothesize about genital swapping + BONUS Roast of Gary.

T's Dad stops by to regale us all with tales of yore. Find out what kids did for fun before video games and instant porn, and what sound a cinder block makes when exploding next to a human head.

Advice for life, F' All This Noise style. T answers the questions you didn't ask, and helps you to achieve your true potential. Which is nothing.

It's F' All This Noise, now with 86% less comedy. T laments his inability to heal the world while Gary laments everything else. The duo demonstrate just how dour and humorless a podcast can be.

James returns and weaves a tale of misery and mental illness. Also, T outlines his plans for America and his upcoming novel.

Have you experienced true despair and horror in your life? Not until you've met Mike Dayton. The world will never be the same.

The boys reach into the mailbag and discuss ape rape, sea turtle rape, and parrot rape. Also, T gives his girl something to think about on vacation.

Our buddy ol' pal James drops by and brings with him the spirit of Marvin Gaye. Lend your ear and learn from "The F.A.T.N. Guide to Courting and Cooing".

The boys discuss North Korea, movies, breakfast cereal, and mull the dangers of compliments. Also, a revisit of polygamy, it isn't pretty.

Gary and T once again plumb the depths of mediocrity. Gary's familias is discussed, and T expresses his love for federal standoffs and isolated compounds.

T's brother Rob makes his return to mark the 20th episode, to the fanfare of none. Absolutely nothing of merit was discussed and recorded.

T hates technology, Gary loves video games, the sanitary benefits of colostomy bags, and RoboCop.

Gary spins a yarn of infidelity, carnal desire, and forbidden love. T talks about cysts, coffin birth, and attempts to reclassify the podcast from "Comedy" to "Depressing".

It's a birthday podcast! The pair celebrate with Handfuls of broken glass, Edible finger paints, and Stew and tamales on the cheap.

The psychodynamic duo returns. Gary talks group lumber jacking while T plots grocery store revenge.

We here in the F' all this Noise family believe in the true American family; and since you're our family, we'd like to wish you and your family a very happy holiday season and productive New Year. It's difficult sometimes to remember the most precious things in life: food, family, song, unprotected sex, family, and togetherness. We hope our little podcast has brought you and your family closer to us, as it has brought us closer to a blissful murder suicide. In celebration of these family values, we'd like to impart upon you and your family an impromptu stocking stuffer podcast containing literally tens of minutes of mildly enjoyable banter. Literally. - Gary 'n T

Germans harvest foreskins, Stonehenge is irrelevant, and Gary gives no thought to avoiding whoredom.

T gets a manicure from the Mossad and Gary is touched by Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Immortality, is not a handprint in cement, an amazing body of work, or being bit by a Jew.

Occupy yourself with dragons, wizards and weaponized sex.

T's brother Rob drops in. Gary feels threatened, and T gets drunk.

Halloween is a freeloaders holiday and vocabulary flossin.

Gary returns home from battle, defeated and disgusted.

The buddha of misery and a meeting with the king of eastern Europe.

A tale of utopian pipe dreams and polygamist pessimism.

Mindless banter and Gary hate numbers, T hate words.

Brotherly love and Gary's fear of breasts.

Hallucinate yourself to heaven and the salting of ovaries.

A visit to the vet with pus in my milk while chasing the bug.

Is love a fantasy or a baby's arm in a shark's mouth?