Figuring It Out with Candi and Steve

This week, Candi and Steve are joined by Steve's childhood friend, Jesse Cohen. Recently, Jesse left his steady job to pursue a career as a certified life coach. Listen as Jesse tells the duo all about his journey to following his passion, and find out whether any of the three would like to go to Mars. Figuring it Out is sponsored by Above Water CBD, use promo code FIGURINGITOUT at checkout.

7/29/20 This week the hilarious Dean Edwards joins us to talk about how much we've lost our minds, breaking promises and if we've eaten food off of other humans. Of course.

Episode 78 - The State of the Comedy Union by Paperhouse Network

Episode 77: Thank You with Alzo Slade by Paperhouse Network

6/10/20 - This week we are joined by another Paperhouse Network show, The Gone Girls. Ankara Savone and Shauna Lane cuddle in with us virtually to talk about the last time we had S and if we could fake our way through a courtroom.

5/27/20 - This week the lovely and hilarious H. Foley joins us to talk about snacks, Lance Armstrong, how garbage one person can be and if we could kill someone. Yes. Yes we all could.

5/13/20 - One of our favorite humans is back with us to talk about his work as an Emmy winning Vice correspondent. A little behind the scenes info on interviewing non-offending pedophiles, anti-abortion college kids, sheep fat eaters and beach goers. Funny, wonderful and as Steve says repeatedly 'very very handsome.'

5/6/20 - One of our favorites, The Commissioner of Comedy (James Maddog MDMD Mattern) joins us to talk about his new podcast on comedian etiquette with Paperhouse Networks and his burgeoning career as a Vegas DJ. You want to give him all the hugs, we miss him very much.

4/29/20 - We are delighted and tickled to be joined by the very funny and very Irish, Aaron McCann. Just a wee youngen like our Dine...those two go way back. And not in the biblical sense apparently. We don't buy it.

4/22/20 - One of our favorites, Ahri Findling, joins us. We talk parenting in quarantine, about his his pubescent nipples and how not to kill yourself because everything you know and love is finished.

4/15/20 - We are joined by one of Canada's greats (well they're all great), but this man is a pioneer in making sure water across the world is swimmable, drinkable and fishable. Mark 'Matty' Mattson is an environmental lawyer, president of Swim Drink Fish AND he's also a family friend of Candi and knows how to have a good time. Find out what the pandemic means for our environment.

4/8/20 or 8/4/20 for our UK friends. This week we are pleased as punch to chat with Terry Hartill from the 9th series of the Great British Bakeoff. 2 meters apart which apparently means a continent apart. We talk about his time on the show, his favorite things to create and what we'll do once the quarantine is over. The video portion (via Zoom) is on our YouTube channel.

11/25/19 - Oh hey. We're back. Joined by the very sassy and rich Maximilian Spinelli. We get into the depths of the Cheshire Murders and Mark Wahlberg.

9/25/19 - We are mobile! This week we come to you from Philadelphia, PA with our dear friend and repeat guest comedian/actress/writer Ashley Morris! She gets candid about treating her anxiety and also Steve is there.

9/11/19 Our beloved intern celebrates her 21st birthday. She gets day drunk and tells us about how she sold a picture of her feet for $800. And also that she dated a lovely gentleman who wouldn't speak to her in public.

6/21/19 - AND WE ARE BACK! We are joined by our friend and comic, Mike Lasher. We visit him in his luxury apartment apartment looking over Manhattan on the shittiest day. What wasn't shitty was our conversation. Boom! Siblings, proposals, succumbness.

4/3/19 - Famed author, podcaster, moonwalker, James Altucher joined us. And he brought along his new wife! We're breaking news here folks. Got all the scoops on how these two met, right down to when they chose to tell their kids. Get in here.

3/12/19 - The wonderfully funny and profound Jonathan Randall joins us to talk all things birds. In the avian-centric and existential chat we get into the rules of reincarnation and conspiracy theories. Check out Jonathan's podcast called American Jew.

2/27/19 - We had the Best Week Ever with our guest Christian Finnegan. See what we did there? An absolute delight and phenom when it comes to music trivia, we get into our personality types, what our special skills are and if we'd give it all up to be sacrificed in the Amazon.

2/21/19 - And we're back! Joining us is actor/comedian extraordinaire, Jason Salmon. We talk about countries that have affected our lives, adrenal/anal glands, working as an actor and the last time we cried. Steve never cries.

1/23/19 - This week we are joined by our intern, Dine, to hash out questions about dating, historical figures, trees, Saturday's and we remember the lovely soul that is Kevin Barnett.

1/16/19 - This week from the Tonight Show, Monroe Martin joins us to talk about being a newlywed, how to start your day and the art of riddles.

1/3/19 - Welcome back, everybody! 2019. We are joined by the very funny and profound Ahri Findling. We discuss wet dreams (he has a lot), traveling, comedy life, marriage and where we go after you die. Ahri's answer is a game changer. He changed the death game.

12/5/18 - We are joined by the very funny and delightful Brian Scolaro this week! He was a series regular on the show Stacked with Pamela Anderson and Elon Gold. We get into the shelf life of a television career. What cookies will make you scream and murder. And who wins the race to the bathroom in the end?

11/29/18 We are joined by comedian, Brendan Eyre. He shares his story about mental health battles and being institutionalized. An endearing and informative look and things we all face. Also we discuss how peeing in your girlfriend's bed is in fact a complement.

11/15/18 - Steve and Candi do a quick fall catch up on recent goings on. It's not that exciting, let's be honest. Lesson learned - powder your vaginas.

10/29/18 - Fresh off the stage! We are back in front of a live audience at Stand Up NY with Jared Freid, Kerry Coddett and Paul Virzi. Find out the boos and hisses of ghosting, what we'd do on the first date, where were you on 9/10/01 and if there's an alien race doing the same podcast somewhere else but a little fishier.

10/10/18 - How do you rate your patriotism? By getting high and taking a practice Civics Exam of course. Check in with how well we know America. And we're joined by the Daily Show writer and comedian, Matt Koff.

10/4/18 - It's starts off with a BANG and then just keeps banging. This week we have the spiritual comedic goddess, Kate Wolff. It's raw, insightful, you'll also learn who has got your back if you righteously kill. And see what tarot cards Candi and Steve pull. All around magical.

9/27/18 - Well we'll be damned...we've recorded 50 episodes of this bad boy. We're joined by the Canadian love flower, Nathan Macintosh. He's a national treasure. We discuss Canada (naturally), envy, incels (Google it), abortion and mouth needles. Get in here.

9/12/18 - This week UK musical artist (also Candi's dearest friend) joins us to talk about what makes Candi cry, his musical journey, what Olympic sport we'd kill at and who would be the best secret agent. Also! For the first time in Figuring it Out history we're including a song. Clyve's album comes out October 26th and this song will be on it.

9/6/18 - Pat Brown joins us as she Citibike's around town. We get into childhood trauma, love, laughter and how The Rock has made the save-the-day list once again.

8/30/18 - This week in an equipment fail, we recorded in voice memos on Candi's phone. Erin Maguire joins us to talk about Louis CK's resurgence to the comedy stage and all things Great British Bake Off related.

8/15/18 - On the cusp of a double digit birthday, Ms. Lucy T. joins us again to give her run down of the last year and what's in the year and years to come. Hint: Not aiming high.

8/8/18 - Look at all the lucky 8's in this one! This week we have Daily Show and Nightly Show producer and comedian, Rory Albanese join us. We get into the beauty of stripping down your life to the essentials, Kid Rock's place on our journey and get a good gage on everyone's private hair situation.

8/1/18 - Getting into August with our beloved friend and comedy guru, Jon Borromeo. We discuss the state of comedy in today's climate, what gives us the feels and what the future holds...New Belgium Fat Tire Ale.

7/25/18 - This week the dynamic and wonderful Dean Delray joins us. We discuss his journey from music to comedy, his epic sit down with Henry Rollins and how to avoid smelling like ass. It's a full rounded ep.

7/19/18 - This week the incredibly sweet and funny Shane Torres joins us. A two-time Conan vet with an accent to melt your panties. We get into all the senses, raw sewage, comedy advice and the hardest things about existing in this world.

We have been on a little break as our Steve was in the throws of Staten Island with Naomi Watts and Bobby Cannavale filming a major motion picture. We recap, rehash, get into Candi's dating life, childhood dreams and what we're taking to the afterlife. Fun fact: Not a swiss army knife!

6/15/18 - This week our dear friend, Sherrod Small, joins us. We get into his life in the culinary world, talk parenthood, muggings and of course John Mayer. Quick and fun. Like Steve's punchlines.

6/7/18 This week we have the beautiful Von Decarlo and Jeff Arcuri (fresh from his Colbert debut) join us. We get into the magic that is the movie Glitter, masturbating to Bobby Brown, going into war with Joaquin Phoenix and late night wet sessions. Yeah, gross.

5/31/18 - This week Mr. Punk Rock Sexy Wild Man, Ian Fidance, joins us. He brings a date, we solve world disease, get into Candi's dating life and get into admiration vs. cheese. Gouda stuff. Shut up.

5/25/18 - The gorgeous comedian and new mother, Christine Meehan Berg joins us with her beautiful baby, Piper. The tall glass of man that is Alzo Slade is also with us. We talk about raising girls in this #metoo world, Alzo's INSANE photography career, Girl Scout scams, sobriety and not so traumatic childhood memories.

5/17/18 - This week Leah Siegel joins us to tell us about a system she's developed for relationships of all kinds. Turning down the conflict and turning up the communication. Candi has used the system with significant results. It's simple, important and about to be unleashed on the world. Please email Leah at leahsiegel@gmail.com for more information.

5/10/18 - This episode is a little bit of a departure for Candi and Steve. Candi opens up about a recent self reflection/closure/rage event in her life. A lot of stuff here that can help people wallowing in the shit on any level. Join us.

Episode 35 - LIVE from Stand Up NY with Mark Normand, Mike Yard and Dan Soder by Paperhouse Network

4/27/18 - In this episode Brian Scott McFadden joins us here on 'No. Stop Doing That.' He is one of the funniest guys in comedy and an absolute delight. We predict the Cosby conviction, bring Woody Allen to the forefront and touch upon the fattiest way to start your day.

This week we are joined by Yannis Pappas and Mike Vecchione. True to their Greek and Italian heritages, respectively, we get into touching moments and touching others. Violently. It's personal, funny and Yannis had dip in his mouth the whole time.

4/5/18 - Joined by sassiness personified, the magnanimous and gorgeous Ashley Morris and Mehran Khaghani join us to talk religion, gay movies, Steve's adorable disposition and first concert experiences.

3/30/18 On this first day of Passover, Graham Kay and Alex Pavone from Friends in Sports join us to hash out sports and the world's problems. Politely of course, as they're Canadian. Alex has a special trick to share and Graham has some dance moves guaranteed to wow the ladies(i.e. end up in prison).

3/23/18 - It's our 30th episode! And we rolled guest free. Just Steve and Candi digging into puberty, child murder and parental intercourse. Adorable.