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A trio of twenty- to thirty- somethings get candid about love, life and sex in no-holds-barred, unadulterated discussions riddled with real, raw insight and utterly relatable experiences. Girls with Boys' Names is like locker room talk with the boys, exc

Girls with Boys' Names


    • May 4, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 35m AVG DURATION
    • 35 EPISODES


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    Ep. 34 - Who Peed in the Dating Pool?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 38:11


    Sorry R. Kelly — there are no kids allowed in this Adult Swim session. On our 34th episode, we backstroke through the dating pool and discuss the best ways to approach women (and when not to). Is a woman really more attractive when she's drowning in obligations? Why do we have to suffer (or die) to be appreciated?! Also, we dive into story a special story time—‘When Eliot met Tony: An 8-hour New York Love Story.' Plus—MTA hookups & breakdowns, and a cliffhanger that'll make you want to plunge head first into the next episode! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 33 - It's Called an Evening Gown, Darling

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 47:07


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    Ep. 32 - Undersexed & Out of Control Former Teens

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 36:46


    We said we were going to stick to only one topic this episode and the lie detector determined... THAT was a lie! Tune in as we cover everything from the end of Maury's ratchet daytime TV reign to Rih's discount gender reveal and the latest in black fashion news. Which white designer's new collection is giving “segregation chic”? Which girl's got her daddy's hips? The results are in! Plus, white tears and a ragin' new segment that's sure to cause controversy. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 31 - You're Doing Amazing, Sweetie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 44:38


    Kim Kardashian doesn't think you're doing amazing, sweetie. But we do! What's NOT amazing? Nicki Minaj's body image inflation, Drake's new ‘do, the loss of a Braxton, a Summer wardrobe no one asked for, working with blacks, and working for whites. Plus—which girl finally started some much needed therapy? Find out on our 31st episode! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 30 - I Put That Sh*t On Everything!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 36:54


    Can we be Frank? 'Cause we're ready to spice things up! Tune in to another distasteful episode as we recap the celebrity news that's left a strange taste in our mouths since the start of 2022. Drake, step away from the hot sauce. Rocky, step away from the Rihanna -- ASAP! Plus -- dick pics, Saucy Sanchez, Blasians and more! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 29 - It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like F*ck This!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 30:36


    All we want for Christmas is you listening to our last episode of the year! This week, we cover Christmas past, present and future and close out 2021 on a merry note. What's on our Xmas wishlist? Which girl is the grinchiest of all? What do you get the guy that gives you everything? Turn down the carols and tune in to your favorite Jingle Belles to find out! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 28 - Virgil Was Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 42:53


    Once you go Off-White...y'all know the rest. This episode is a tribute to our black king of fashion—Virgil Abloh. We reminisce on the late, great visionary's work, accomplishments, legacy and impact, and take a walk down black fashion memory lane. Plus—was the beef between Kanye and Drake real meat or an impossible burger?! And a special story time about that one time our homegirl met DMX and took him back to her dog house. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 27 - Throw Da Whole Baby Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 46:53


    Oh baby! This week's episode is a labor of love and hate. We go gaga talking Da Baby, Lil Baby, baby brothers, a possible babe-Rih, and a new Baby Bustin' era. Plus—who wants their baby back? Which gal has the sexiest mama and dada? And does love really have to come before marriage and the baby carriage? We give our first (and last) words on all of the above! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 26 - The Good, the Bad, the Medium Ugly

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 35:36


    U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi! You ugly! And we want to date you! This week, we're talkin' types, boo. Find out what traits each girl is looking for in a mate and why we think medium ugly men are so goddamn great. Also, a debate: does being a man in Atlanta automatically make you gay? Hint: the answer is yay. Plus, saving anal for marriage is the mission and a heartfelt plea for black men to stop niggin'. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 25 - Ebony Throat Monsters (Vol. 12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 30:23


    Your girls have gone wild! This week's social media round-up is too hot for TV -- from Chloe "Throat Baby" Bailey's softcore debut to Travis "

    Ep. 24 - Mental Health Check Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 28:56


    Hey, are you okay? 'Cause we aren't! As we near the end of another taxing year, the girls check-in and cover all the important mental health topics. Surviving West Indian parents — check. Dealing with grief — check. Masturbation as a coping mechanism — check, check, check! *Check out bonus audio (added 11/11/21) of a life or death story time that leads to a discussion on the topic of euthanasia. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 23 - Hide Yo' Apartments!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 29:23


    Mercury is in reggaeton and our dancing is as offbeat as our dating lives! On our Jordan episode, we discuss the cuffing season schedule and why we won't even make it 23 minutes into the season, much less to the championship game that is Valentine's Day. Plus—which bad bunny's been creepin' in a Navahoe's teepee? Tune in and find out! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 22 - ¿Donda Esta El Viejo Kanye?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 39:13


    This week, we present our Yeezus Thesis. We are giving a lengthy lesson in Kanyeology and you might wanna take notes. Tune in as we compare and contrast the long awaited ‘Donda' with Drake's ‘Certified Lover Boy,' and take a walk down West memory lane. Plus, our footnotes on the fashions of the VMAs and the Met Gala, and the introduction of a new segment of dating and sex tales — Eliot & the City. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 21 - Vax That Thang Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 45:44


    Your girls are no longer juveniles — we're finally legal! Join us for our fun-filled 21st episode where we recap our vacations, talk celebrity relations and discuss vaccinations. Whose jail bae is fresh out? Who's a big fine woman but won't vax that thang up? Who's recently had a new guest visit their presidential pussy suite? Find out by tuning in! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review Follow us on social media! IG: @girlswboysnames

    Ep. 20, pt. 2 - ...I'mma Stick Beside Him?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 35:58


    This week, we continue to put our favorite black celebrity men on trial. Will MJ, Kanye, Tory Lanez, and Tory Lanez' hairline please take the stand? Plus, which one of your favorite rappers is accused of being a perv?! A scathing surprise testimony from Eliot on the alleged Certified Creepy Uncle before we give our closing statements and decide who we really gon' stick beside. Show us love! 
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    Ep. 20, pt. 1 - And I'm Gon' Stick Beside Him...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 32:56


    Can I get a witness?! Your three favorite judgmental jawns turn jurors for a special two-part 20th episode. We put some of our favorite shamed celebrities on trial and examine uncancel culture within the black community. What's our verdict on R. Kelly and Bill Cosby? You won't want to miss a second of the trial of the century — bible. Show us love! 
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    Ep. 19 - Go On Ahead & Clock Out for Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 33:30


    Time to clock in and get to work on episode 19! This week, we discuss what it's like working while black — from competing with less qualified white peers to drawing a fine line with our fellow black co-workers. Plus, we take an extra long lunch break and talk drugs, drinking, dick, bickering with bae, and crown the stepmother of the year. Show us love! 
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    Ep. 18 - Wash. Your. Ass.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 29:03


    The category is body...odor.

    Ep. 17 - When They Go Low, We Go Medium

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 32:47


    How low can we go? Pretty damn low! But not that low... Listen as your favorite medium Petty Betties turn up the pett-ometer and talk beef, subbin', and player haters. Plus — Alex and Eliot react to Charlie's Unpopular Opinions: Are Ciara and Russell Wilson corny? Should Rihanna hang up music for good? We address it all! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 16 - You in My Black Business?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 33:23


    Beep-beep! Are those your besties in a Tessie?! Your three favorite lil' oxtails are back and coming to you live from Alex's new Tesla. This week - we're minding EVERYBODY's black business. From Footprints Restaurant to Brandon Blackwood -- we tackle the "we nuh have dat" factor and breakdown the formula for what makes a successful black business. Just call us "gratuity" 'cause we've got the tips! Plus -- who's the Kim Kardashian of this trio? Find out on episode 16! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 15 - N*ggas Say the Darnedest Things: Seven

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 44:54


    Introducing N*ggas Say the Darnedest Things — 21-ish questions with some of our favorite n*ggas! This week, we chop it up with Seven, a bad boy turned good who can dish it as much as he can take it. We talk finances, freak shit, fears, and...crunchy bangs?! Plus, Seven gives us a lesson on what's gay and what's okay in the bedroom. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 14 - I'd Rather Eat a Jean Jacket

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 42:06


    Dinner is served and it's denim-flavored. This week, it's a family affair! Your girls talk marriage, kids and more as we cover all the latest celebrity family gossip. Plus, we cook up our honest opinions on the sudden rise of love-hungry and thirsty women proposing to men. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 13 - Put It In, Coach!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 32:04


    Your girls have got balls! This week, we get sporty and spicy, going round after round in a legendary battle of the dicks. Cheer on the homies while we draft playas for our roster to play the dating & mating games. Who can dribble more than two balls at once? Whose team has been shooting air balls? Who's playing offense? Tune in to this episode for the play-by-play. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 12 - No Crying on the Gram

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 39:27


    Who's cutting onions?! 'Cause on this episode, the girls shed Lizzo-sized tears of joy and sorrow over all of the hottest topics on social media this past week — Nicki's back, Porscha's wack, and snacks for vax. Plus, we outline our wedding rules and hold auditions for slaves of Womania. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 11 - What's Your Name? What's Your Sign?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 37:07


    I love it when you read my birth chart-a! This week, it's the remix to Girls with Boys' Names featuring our favorite southern belle Lee. And we're rapping about the zodiac, zaddy. From our favorite to least favorite signs, surviving Leos, and canceling Scorpios --- we astrologize and hypothesize on whether dick born under the right alignment of planets can lead to world peace. Plus — dealbreaker names and pouring some out for the homieloverfriends we've lost along the way. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 10 - What These B*tches Want

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 35:01


    Episode X gon' give it to ya! On our milestone tenth episode, we honor the legacy of New York legend DMX by finally answering the age-old question, “What these b*tches want from a n*gga?!” Spoiler Alert: Not much. The girls also discuss the idea of cheating respectfully, settle on Lil Uzi and JT's couple name, and cancel White Boy Summer before it even starts. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 9 - Saweetie...You in Danger, Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2021 40:29


    Et tu, Saweet-é? This week's episode is an in-depth discussion about the tragedy that is the break-up of Saweetie and Quavo. The girls sift through the Saweetie slander and defend Diamonté's honor to the fullest. Plus, the Derrick Jaxn controversy and a WAP-filled debate as we bid adieu to single-digit episodes. Take care! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 8 - Your Baby Mother Could Never

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 34:10


    The baby mama drama continues on Episode 8! Alex dishes on what happened when her live-in bae's BM pulled up to her door step, leading to an open discussion on dating men with children. Plus - survival of the fittest fetus: how many kids in total do we have in baby heaven?; our thoughts on Meghan thee Italian-passing Stallion spilling all the British tea; and more! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 7 - Shmurda She Wrote

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 25:26


    Your favorite female hot niggas discuss some hot topics — the return of Bobby Shmurda; the alleged third stimmy; two girls, one corpse; and the break-up of Lil' Baby and Jayda Wayda-DAMN MINUTE — it's already March?! Plus, part one of a dramatic story time about the dangers of dealin' with baby mamas. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 6 - No F*ckin' Teeth!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 37:45


    Let's get fellatial! This episode is more than a mouthful -- open up wide as we discuss if bigger really is better, cover trending topics (including OnlyFans star Jimmy Smacks and the "gay for pay" phenomenon), and recount our own throat baby adventures. We also reveal the secret to men getting great head without having to spend the bread. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 5 - Thinking Inside the Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 26:23


    This episode, we are thinking inside the box -- yes, THAT box. A slightly educational and very edgy discussion about bisexuality. How gay is your favorite girl with a boy's name? Are all pussies created equal? Which sex gives the best sex? Tune in for the low down on our down low activities. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 4 - 2020 Reasons Why

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 18:17


    A quickie review of a year to forget. The gals cover their 2020 hot topics, including the very unstimulating stimulus checks, the Negro Solstice, our biggest regrets and go on record about our big 2021 plans. Who's getting penetrated in the new year? Who's got rap dreams? Join us as we say, “Peace!” to 2020 and "What's good!" to 2021. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 3 - I Wanna Cheat Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 29:49


    The once quartet is now officially a trio, but still bringin' the five-star commentary. This week, we tackle the hard stuff: Can you be horny and broke? Who should be responsible for bringing contraceptives? Does sex count as cardio? Does a 6-figure gal deserve a 6-figure guy? Tap in and find out! Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 2 - 'Rona Recap: All the Cappin' of 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 30:13


    Eliot, Alex and Charlie recap the ‘Rona — from all the cappin' that took place and their peaks & pits, to navigating the World of Swirl in today's current racially-charged climate. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

    Ep. 1 - Hi, Our Name Is...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 30:07


    Get to know your girls with boys' names -- Alex, Charlie, Eliot, and Frankie -- through an unfiltered introduction where they discuss body counts, dissect the dynamics between the sexes, and define the diluted and deluded concept of dating. Show us love! Subscribe | Rate | Review

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