Grab the Nub with Alex and Kevin

Nub! This week, the guys go deep on Alex's Germany trip, monk tour riders, and Britney reaction videos. Plus, the answer to an important question: How does one shit while wearing a cape? The answer may surprise you.

It's another one! The guys continue their recap of the past three years, discussing such highbrow topics as Walmart cruises, Target bathrooms, crazy ladies with Chewbacca masks they may have bought at Walmart or Target, and so much more. Put it in your ears!

Whoa hey, it's the triumphant return of Grab the Nub! From the new studio, the guys discuss their adventures in improv, bad Twitter follows, and Kevin's move back to the Tampa area. Put it in your ears!

Nelson Mandela! Meat Gravy! Soccer balls! Mail Sack! Grab the Nub!

Kevin's brother Casey stops by to help the guys answer some listener questions in the long-awaited return of the Mail Sack! Plus, the latest on the continuing saga of Anthony Weiner, and Alex tells an uplifting story about varicose veins. Bon Appetit!

In this all-new episode, Alex talks about his latest stroke of genius: "Volcano Virgins". Plus, the guys give their thoughts on the George Zimmerman trial and hypothetical Amazing Race challenges. Grab it!

Listen in to hear all about Pickle Trip 2013! Alex dances, Kevin is a dick, and Jeff is Jeff. Enjoy!

Check us out for a not-really-live recap of the Golden Globes! Plus, Jeff's Facebook profile and Disney grief counseling.

Still back from London! Hear more about the adventure straight from the horse's ass!

Back from London! Hear all about the adventure straight from the horse's ass!

Tune into an all-new Nub! Jeff pukes, Mel rages, and the guys ponder a London extravaganza. Enjoy!

Hi! Alex discusses his latest frisbee injury and the guys discuss the prospect of driving from London to Germany.

The guys are back again with their inauspicious debut from the new "studio"! The first take of this episode is lost forever; but don't worry--this version is almost 80% as good. In this installment, Alex reads excerpts from his frat's handbook on being a gentleman, and Kevin hates Sam Worthington. Enjoy!

Kevin moves out! The shit hits the fan! I may be exaggerating!

In a very special Nub, Alex's dad stops by to tell of his dramatic escape from Cuba as a teenager and his life in the U.S. military.

We're back, and almost in time for Halloween. Listen as we discuss trick-or-treating etiquette, incompetent Subway employees, and made up people who weren't presidents.

Weddings, bachelor parties, roasts, Chaz Bono, German neighbors. Tune in and hear us talk about it all.

Jeff stops by and everything goes to hell. Plus, a new entry from Kevin's diary and a somewhat audible phone-in from Drew!

Happy summer everyone! The guys are back from hiatus just in time to talk about proper zoo behavior, morning productivity, that lady who didn't kill her kid, and soft fluffy robes. Tell your friends/neighbors/pastor/local homeless guy!

This week, the guys give their take on the Anthony Weiner scandal, the circumcision debate, and fraternity life. Plus, a sweaty Brian calls in to talk about nothing. Tune in!

Ooooohhhh yeaaaahhhhh! This week the guys sit down to talk about the rapture, the death of an icon, and illegitimate Schwarzeneggers. Tear into the spice!

Osama's dead! Those English people got married! Alex is annoyed! Jail is bad? Grab the Nub!

The boys got hammered and recorded a podcast. Also, Brian stopped by. So, to sum up, Drunk Alex and Drunk Kevin and It-Doesn't-Really-Make-A-Difference-Whether-Or-Not-He's-Drunk Brian talked into microphones for a while. Can Alex go a whole episode without "breaking the seal"? Is Kevin really funnier when he's drunk? Let's find out. God help us.

Drew's back to accept his Best Shit Story Nubbie! In this episode, the guys talk about sex after marriage and Jeff's internet date. Plus, another peek into Kevin's diary. Enjoy!

Join us for an all-new Nub! Topics include Rebecca Black, robberies gone right, and acronyms. Plus, the "triumphant" return of Jeff and another plunge into the Mail Sack.

Part 2 of our retrospective! We give out another batch of Nubbies, including those for "Best Impression", "Worst Job Description", and "Best Poop Story". Thanks for listening!

It's our year-and-nine-months in review special! We take a look back at some highlights of the show so far and present the first-ever "Nubbie" awards. Categories include "Best Fake E-mail", "Realest Jeff", and the "Patrick Swayze Deathtime Acheivement" award. Plus, a recap of how the show came to be known as "Grab the Nub". Whether you're new to the show or a loyal Nub fan, your ears will thank you!

On this, the latest and greatest installment of the Nub, we discuss the Serene Branson incident, gang rape in Africa, and a spirited round of "Happy Mob or Angry Mob?" Plus, a peek into Kevin's diary.

This week the guys are on location at Joe ("Bill")'s Super Bowl party. Special guests include a bunch of five-year-old girls. Enjoy!

That's right ladies! I'm talkin' about leakage! Other topics include small-talk go-to phrases and ejaculating Watson. Plus, Kevin offends cops and soldiers. Enjoy!

Merry Christmas, bitches! Alex stopped by the "Smith" house over the holiday weekend for the first-ever "on location" episode. Listen as Kevin makes his mom uncomfortable and Casey doesn't understand how concerts work. Also, keep your ears peeled for a guest appearance from E.T.!

We're back! Again! This week listen as Al and Kev discuss bad movie lines and other bad movie lines.

The guys sit down to discuss hookers, portmanteaus, and the benefits (or lack thereof) of voting. Plus, an all-new mail sack!

Brian's back again! Listen as he joins the guys for a lively discussion about incompetence at the workplace, frog rape, and bakery beer. Grab it!

Part 2 with Scott and Drew! Listen as we discuss Weird Africa Births and hoverboard logic. Plus, Alex gets annoyed!

We're back! Tune in to hear Drew, Scott, a heaping Mail Sack, and everything else you've been missing. Grab it!

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends except for when it ends! This week, we have Brian and Scott "Smith" in studio to talk about our favorite meat, Basil Marceaux Dot Com, and "Momma".

Bill (Joe) is back. Listen to the guys talk about 80's video games, the Mel Gibson tapes, and the dearth of good sound mixing in porno. Enjoy!

What isn’t! Julie makes her long-awaited appearance and refuses a microphone. Guess who didn’t? Jeff! Topics include female rape condoms and Germany’s horribly embarrassing loss in the World Cup. Also, all-new sack!

We have sponsorship! We talk about the Oil Spill, dead Robert Byrd, and the Shake Weight. Also, English Jen sits in (don't worry, we didn't give her a mic). Enjoy!

We're back! Scintillating topics for this week's podcast include: a recap of Kevin's cruise, an oh-so-topical discussion of the Lost finale, and an all new Sack. Grab it!

We don't talk about Gary Coleman at all in this episode--we're just doing a little internet experiment here. ACTUAL topics include Kevin's pre-cruise preparation, Hungry Hungry Hippos, and another installment of the Sack. Bon Appetit!

Brian's back and so is the sack! Listen as he plays some alternate jingles for the ever-popular Mail Sack (mail@grabthenub.com if you're scoring at home). Plus, porn talk and our first ever caller!

Part 2 with Jeff and Drew. Lots of poop/puke stories. Don't miss it!

Drew and Jeff stop by to help out answering some listener mail. Also, we talk about other stuff. Enjoy!

Ames stops by for a final podcast before her new life adventure (job). Also, we talk about the Tiger Texts, bad Amazing Race contestants, and the circle of gays.

A final Olympic wrap up, plus Alex talks about his crazy dad and annoying "scholars".

Brian and his latest "gadget" return to irritate Kevin. Topics include pregnant athletes, pawn shops, and eBay scams.

The guys are running a temperature from all the Olympic fever! Also, AIDS. Speaking of which, listen up to hear all about HIV diarrhea, what not to do when you oversleep, and a shocking revelation.

More shit!

Pete, Brian, and a coughing background Jeff stop by to talk to Alex and irritate Kevin. Topics include porn audiences, Alex's dream to be a soup nazi, and spicy food measurement.