Half-Cort and Mid-Raynge

Cort and Ray return to the podcasting world and find a hellscape of HCMR knockoffs have replaced them in the two years since they last posted. Everyone is trusting the process and jabbering on incessantly about Joe Harris. But never forget who brought it to you first.

EVERYONE SWITCHED TEAMS; WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!?

The draft is tonight! Lakers traded all their picks to the Pelicans for Anthony Davis. Zion! Joe Harris! Kyle Guy! Half-Cort and Mid-Raynge is back let’s goooooooo!

Anthony Davis wants to leave New Orleans. Ray’s got a head start on him. Listen all the way to the end for our predictions on where he’ll end up.

Ray’s back in town! This particular episode is so spicy that it defies description. We would just like to use this space to wish all of our listeners a happy end of 2018 and many Auld Lang Synes in the New Year. It’s hard to believe that we recorded over 500 episodes of Half-Cort and Mid-Raynge in 2018, and I’d like to thank you all for listening to every one of them.

Jimmy Butler emergency pod! The Sixers welcome a new addition, and Ray is relatively pumped. We also talk about Joe Harris, of course, and some Denzel Washington movies.

We’re back. Or are we? Give a warm HCMR welcome to our guest hosts!

Happy Tanksgiving everyone! Ray and Cort share things they are thankful for, both basketball-related and not. Also, the first appearance of a new segment: Sportmanteu.

We’re back for the 2017-2018 NBA season! Special guest Jeff C. provides the perspective of a real-life Upper Darbian on all your favorite Sixers players (Embiid and Simmons) and some of their more obscure (Amir Johnson). Plus: is In-N-Out burger really overrated? Fast food! Pokemon! Hospital EMR systems! This episode has it all!

Fashion Week! What are we wearing? Greg and Joel join us as guests for the first ever Banana Boat podcast. Melo got traded from the Knicks to the Thunder! Extramundane? You decide.

Kyrie to the Celtics! We also discuss Pelicans over/under and put some stakes (perhaps even steaks) on the line. Plus: some riveting talk about revenue-sharing. This episode was recorded pre-Melo-trade. Stay tuned for Part 2 with a special guest.

Robby Colby joins to talk NFC East Football. He also weighs in on Kyrie’s desire to depart the Cavs. Also: Flat-Earth hot takes and a betrayal. Don’t miss this episode!

Cort and Ray talk about the results of the NBA Draft, muse on free agency, and then get deep into the philosophical problem of free agency while discussing 17776

Love and basketball. Capitalism and underwear.

Special guest Josh Myers comes on to talk Spurs. We also give our predictions for the NBA Finals. Plus a there’s a little insight into what it’s like to be a minor league ball player.

Cort and Ray recorded this one while watching the draft lottery live. We get real excited during this one. Second half of the episode has our Conference Finals predictions.

Round 2 baby! Also we talk about Dota 2 and dentistry. What could be more fun?! Perhaps hearing Cort eat crow for missing all his round 1 series length guesses.

Cort and Ray talk about the MVP and Rookie of the Year awards. Joel joins us with his spicy take. Then we preview the first round of the playoffs. Listen to our predictions here! This is the first time we’ve given our predictions before the games actually started. Wow!

We recorded this right after the Boogie trade. Then Mardi Gras happened. Therefore it’s a little late.

Andrew is our first ever call-in guest. We ask him some vital Wizards questions. Sirens go off, we imagine what it’s like to be a dispatcher of said sirens. Who would we most like to meet at the NBA All-Star Weekend? Find out on this episode!

We talk about Ray’s recent Kawhi mini-stand. Also we discuss halftime shows, and the movie Do the Right Thing. Also, there was an exciting technology development w/r/t call-ins.

Ray gives a Sixers update. Joel Embiid turned out to be good. You heard it here first. We give a fantasy update. Ben Foster is in last place. Talk some Melo trade rumors, plus a quick Cans update. Stick with us until the end for the newly-created Falling Stars Challenge.

Andrew takes over the podcast! This was when we still thought we lived in the best of all possible worlds. Ray came back from a hike! He’s rejuvenated. Andrew gives some hot takes on his experience of visiting New Orleans.

Joe Harris signs with the Nets! (Also, I think Kevin Durant had signed to the Warriors.) Also, Ray is going on a really long hike, and he talks about his hopes and dreams for the Pacific Northwest Trail.

Leap day podcast. We had a mailbag. We had a sendoff for JaKarr Sampson. Cort talked about Mile High towers in Saudi Arabia for some reason.

Joel joins us as a guest podcaster. We are talking about the draft. Ray likes Southwest’s “process”. Misophonia warning.

The NBA Finals are over and the Warriors won. But our podcast goes on (and on and on and on).

We have a short mailbag episode! We talk about Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Ray delivers a series eulogy.

We dropped the mic on Ray’s crotch by accident. Joel joins us to predict the NBA finals. We were really pushing for donations at this point.

We talk about our predictions from the previous episode. Joel joins us for some draft predictions. We mispronounce a lot of names, including Kristaps Porzingis and Sim Bhullar.

We predict the 2015 NBA Playoffs. This one we really earn our swearing tag, as Cort says the word “dammit” at the very beginning.

Llull! What are the chances of the United States losing to Mexico? Please don’t sue us Sacha Baron Cohen.

Cort and Ray talk about some NBA trades. The audio is a little busted on Ray’s mic on this one. Also, we were doing a fantasy football draft at the same time. It’s probably prudent to skip this one.

We got a name! Don’t sue us, Chase Utley. Ben Foster tries his hardest to name us and fails. Three episodes in and we got a name though. What a success!

Ray predicts that we will do the podcast fairly irregularly. Cort predicts regularly. Tip of the hat to Ray for that prediction. The big news is that Joe Harris signed with the Cavaliers. Also some guy named Lebron James signed with the Cavaliers as well.

This is our first episode of the podcast. It’s probably worth mentioning that this is our first ever podcast, and it’s our Joel Sherman Marathon Podcast. Talking about some playoff basketball. Greg joins us for a segment on Lent!