Here's the Tower

An instrumental song built with some sounds and techniques that remind me of the keyboard-based music I loved while growing up. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

After a long summer's day on the countryside, two special friends lie in the grass at look at the stars. ➸ Here’s the Tower is possible only with your support.Get extra content and personalized rewards, while helping me make better episodes with more actors and musicians. Sign up at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

In the middle of the supermarket, the protagonist of today's 44-second audio drama comes to a painful realization. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

Experience the century's greatest orators as you've never heard them before. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

The charming and affable Chattahoochee River Strangler stops by with a personal message for listeners of Here's the Tower. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

Today, we'll take a look back at some pivotal moments in American history as they unfolded on YouTube. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

All 13 episodes from the fifth season of Here's the Tower are compiled into one big show. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

All 13 episodes from the fourth season of Here's the Tower are compiled into one big show. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

All 13 episodes from the third season of Here's the Tower are compiled into one big show. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

All 13 one-minute episodes from the second season of Here's the Tower are compiled into one big show. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

All 52 one-minute episodes from the first year of Here's the Tower are compiled into one big show. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

Every other Wednesday this summer, we'll hear a complete season of Here's the Tower in its entirety. These five special shows are comprised of 104 episodes and total more than 3 1/2 hours of action-packed entertainment. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

Here's the Tower investigates the coordinated effort by food packagers to make the lids on jars increasingly tighter. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

Your bro Todd is here to answer all your questions on his Legitimate Bicycles Review Channel. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

I memorized Lincoln's famous speech when I was younger, but I don't really remember it. I hope you don't mind if I paraphrase. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. Get extra content and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower. Become a Patron

I had a dream last night about how it was tropical and breezy on the island. If I could only focus and put it into words. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. It's easy to get extra episodes and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

It is a snowy winter night at Tower Manor as Lord Chutney responds to a desperate rasp upon the door. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. It's easy to get extra episodes and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Standup comedian Chekhov Foxworthy returns with more bits from his classic routine: You Might Be a Russian Spammer. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. It's easy to get extra episodes and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Our 31-week Fantasy Cabinet contest has come to a thrilling conclusion and it's time to announce the winner. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. It's easy to get extra episodes and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Bertrand Benoit is a traveling grifter, a card trickster on the wrong side of the law, making his way across the bayou. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. It's easy to get extra episodes and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

It's time to warm up those rusty pipes again and sing along to your favorite television theme songs. ➸ Bring shame to your family by supporting Here's the Tower. It's easy to get extra episodes and personalized rewards at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

We were just kids, knocking around, having fun. But then the money started rolling in. ➸ Bring shame to your family the easy way: Become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Get extra episodes and personalized rewards when you join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Enjoy the warm, crackling sound of vintage vinyl, and know when to take a sweater. ➸ Bring shame to your family the easy way: Become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Get extra episodes and personalized rewards when you join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Previously on The Price Is Right: Sometimes I wish my favorite television shows had crossover episodes. ➸ Bring shame to your family the easy way: Become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Get extra episodes and personalized rewards when you join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Ilsa finds Rick drowning his sorrows at the bar. She walks in and pulls up a stool. ➸ Bring shame to your family the easy way: Become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Get extra episodes and personalized rewards when you join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Crank up your jambox and sing along with these fresh life hacks you can use when you do your chores. ➸ Bring shame to your family the easy way: Become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Get extra episodes and personalized rewards when you join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

This song is intended for use at post-pandemic parties only. Please don't let the excitement of the singalong put you or your friends at risk. ➸ Bring shame to your family the easy way: Become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Get extra episodes and personalized rewards when you join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Small town radio host Lester is happy to share his knowledge and advice on any topic his listeners might need help with. ➸ Bring shame to your family the easy way: Become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Get extra episodes and personalized rewards when you join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Join us for a very special episode direct from the Moscow Bureau: our exclusive interview with Russian President Vladimir Putin. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Today we ponder the vastness of the universe and the many unanswered questions it holds. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Apparently, the Tom Selleck who appears in Blue Bloods every Friday night on CBS is not the real Tom Selleck. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

We're counting down the greatest, hottest beeps in the country. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

At Davidson’s Sausages, our employees are the wurst. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

The excitement is palpable tonight at the Dirty Ol' Opry as luminaries from the dirty country music scene are on hand for the 44th Annual Academy of Dirty Country Music Awards. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Randy has some major issues the price and quality of Adobe's design software. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

This episode was recorded entirely while I was asleep. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Today's episode will transport you to a busy airport where you can sit back and imagine yourself suffering the punishment of air travel way back in precedented times. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

A 10-minute musical experiment that explores the interplay of weaving notes and melodies together with different instruments and combinations. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Your hands are everything and you need dexterity to live your best life. But arthritis pain can get in the way. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Randy calls in with some straight talk about the coronavirus and how he likes wearing a mask because he ain't much to look at. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Let's take a moment to celebrate that it has been 20 years since the last time all living humans were on Earth. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Today we're talking with a couple wide-eyed children from the 1950s who have a lot of questions about life in the future. Will there be flying cars and home computers in the year 2000? ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Tune in for some news from Tower Nation. The full episode archive is free again and seasons are a thing of the past. ➸ Get exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff and personalized rewards for just a few bucks when you become an Official Member of Tower Nation. Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

This is a special audience-participation episode called Fantasy Cabinet. You can play. ➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are free in podcast apps. You can enjoy the complete collection of more than 75 episodes for just a few bucks.Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Far out, man! It's Here's the Tower's season finale, so come along, everybody. Let's celebrate this beautiful life we're living.➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are free in podcast apps. You can enjoy the complete collection of more than 75 episodes for just a few bucks.Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Gather 'round the smart speaker for an old timey radio play. Our main character, Frank, just purchased a smart home system that has the voice of country legend Merle Haggard. But soon after he plugs it in, Merle begins complicating Frank's life.➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are free in podcast apps. You can enjoy the complete collection of more than 75 episodes for just a few bucks.Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

In this sequel to Episode 49, Here's the Tower's team of investigative journalists continue digging into an unsolved case from four decades ago.➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are free in podcast apps. You can enjoy the complete collection of more than 75 episodes for just a few bucks.Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

What in the world is the Tower doing in Debbie's apartment? Seems like he's up to his same old wacky high jinks again!➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are free in podcast apps. You can enjoy the complete collection of more than 75 episodes for just a few bucks.Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

If you've mastered the previous lesson, it's time to move on to the next level.➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are free in podcast apps. You can enjoy the complete collection of more than 75 episodes for just a few bucks.Join today at patreon.com/tower.Become a Patron

Sony announced their new Walkman models with a lot of new features for playing your tapes on the go. But it’s what the new design is ditching that has most people abuzz. ➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are available in free podcast apps, but members of Tower Nation have access to the full episode archive. Enjoy a boatload of additional episodes for just a few bucks by becoming a member at patreon.com/join/tower.

Today's scene is a concert hall. We are with two friends who are anticipating what the orchestra might have prepared for them. ➸ The latest 36 episodes of Here's the Tower are available in free podcast apps, but members of Tower Nation have access to the full episode archive. Enjoy a boatload of additional episodes for just a few bucks by becoming a member at patreon.com/join/tower.