Is Mayonnaise A Podcast?

The season 5 finale is here and we’re ending it with a jam packed episode! Mr Krabs is forced to open up a “secret” restaurant in SpongeBob’s house and SpongeBob’s cousin Stanley drops by this week while he tries to find his purpose. We chat about speakeasies, the art of doing nothing, and Omar and Josh get a little sentimental as they review this wacky and weird season. Don’t worry, we got you covered with plenty of lessons on hiding your secrets, be careful on recommending people for jobs, and two warm and fuzzy WUMBO lessons perfect for a finale. So make sure you don’t miss this one and thank you for joining us for another season!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeThe Bowery Mission: https://www.bowery.org/donate/PUNK BLACK: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-the-1st-black-owned-rock-network-studio

OW! I can’t believe you just slammed my face with that door! Wait, you’re saying it did what to me? I’m super hot?! Hm..maybe smack me one more time to make it even better. This week, Squidward becomes a hunk and SpongeBob has some noisy holes. Your two favorite hunks talk about Squid’s hot bod, Josh’s “strange” toenail clipping habits, and what is goulash. We learn about not letting people distract you from work, valuing all kinds of beauty, and being careful what attention you attract. Make sure you tune in!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeAsain Communities Support Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMhUsl6rB_g/?igshid=1dkahwc9sh28uColumbia Workers Strikehttps://www.gofundme.com/f/solidarity-with-columbia-academic-student-workers

You hear that New Kelp City has a new mayor? Think his name is CheeseHead BrownPants, and he’s bringing bubble blowing back to the people! This week, SpongeBob runs away after being called IDIOT BOY one too many times. Your very own idiot bois discuss Sandy’s strange robot, New Kelp City vs New York City, and laugh at another incredible Squidward moment. They also dish out some lessons about being gentle with your pets, having proper leadership, and taking care of your precious eggs.P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeThe Sex Workers Project: https://sexworkersproject.org/Fierce: https://donatenow.networkforgood.org/551356

The Krusty Krab finally has a food truck! Well, it’s more of a food-submarine but still! Can’t wait to get a Krabby Patty on-the-go! SpongeBob and Patrick have two big adventures this week involving digging up a buried submarine and fighting over cleanliness. Josh and Omar chat about food trucks, busty fish, and have a fight of their own about ketchup and fries. They’re also serving up lessons about washing your hands, valuing other peoples’ perspectives, and being creative with your resources. So hit up your local food truck and tune in!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeBlack Lives Matter Tucson: https://blacktucson.com/Texas Relief Mutual Aid Groups: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLfUNEil6hP/?igshid=4skcne9ycngb

Pour me a shot of 2% milk please! Alright, over the lips and through the gums, look out tapeworm, here it comes! SpongeBob learns about his great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa Spongebuck on this western themed episode this week. We chat about SpongeBob and Plankton’s butts, Bikini Gulch, and idiot friendship! Omar and Josh team up with their own idiot friendship to bring you lessons about using lip balm, standing up to bullies, and not comparing yourself to others’ success. So get your coffin-jockeys ready and tune in!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeThe Black Artists Burrough: https://www.blackartistsburrough.com/ Troop 6000 Girl Scouts of Greater New York: https://www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/whatgirlsdo/gs-troop-6000.html

Let’s see... Things I need for Survival Training Camp: my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite?? Is that right? SpongeBob and Patrick find themselves in all kinds of mayhem this week as they accidentally end up on a prison boat and get lost in the wilderness. Josh and Omar unravel all this craziness by discussing prison musicals, summer camp, and cannibalism (sounds fun right?). Don’t miss out on their lessons about including everyone on your fun, understanding team dynamics, and much more! P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeLGBTQ Arizona COVID-19 Relief Fund: https://www.equalityarizona.org/relief-fundInstagram with time sensitive Mutual Aid Opportunities: @Openyrwallet

I know I’m an adult but I love the new Krusty Kid’s meal! I’m trying to collect all the Mermaid Man action figures and Barnacle Boy erasers! This week, Spongebob gets a black eye and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy promote The Krusty Krab. Omar and Josh chat about buff Spongebob, giving each other black eyes, and reminisce about Kid’s Meal toys. They’ve cooked up lessons about keeping track of your lies, avoiding toxic masculinity, and maintaining your brand so don’t miss out! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a “pipsqueak patty” and some “small fires” calling my name.P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeEsperanza Dance Project: https://www.esperanzadanceproject.org/The Peace House DC: Venmo/CashApp @PeaceHDC

Wow! You’re looking fresh! What’s the occasion? What?! It’s picture day?! I completely forgot! You think I have time to run home? This week, Spongebob prepares for picture day, Patrick can’t pay for his Krabby Patty, and cousin Blackjack is released from prison. We chat about eyebrow grooming, those awkward elementary school photos, and how cool Spongebob’s mom is. Lessons include getting ready early, not jumping to conclusions, and facing your problems directly. Freshen up for those photos and make sure to tune in!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeTMC Covid Giving: https://www.tmcaz.com/covid-giving/ Shannon’s Top Surgery: https://gofund.me/37042fc7

You’ve heard of the lost city of Atlantis right? Well, I found this magic van that will bring us there! It runs on song power though so get those vocal cords ready! This week we join SpongeBob and the whole gang as they head to the lost city of Atlantis! Josh and Omar discuss the Bikini Bottom museum, conspiracy theories, and Blue Meanies. Want to learn about being careful with your prized possessions, hands-on training, and accepting all things come to an end? Then make sure to tune in and join us on this journey to Atlantis!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode-Tucson Food Share: https://tucsonfoodshare.org/- Uptown Wagon: https://twitter.com/uptownwagon Venmo: @Uptown-Wagon

Have you got to try that new fancy, frou frou restaurant? The portions are small but they shave pure gold on their food! This week Plankton turns everyone into babies and SpongeBob is a part of a chef exchange program. Omar and Josh pack in a lot in the last episode of 2020 including continuity errors in the SpongeBob lore and choking on sentiment. We learn about keeping your evil deeds to yourself, learning to adapt, and not making more problems for yourself! So while you wait for your reservation to that new place, tune in! Happy New Year!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeNew York Cares: https://www.newyorkcares.org/Undocumented Women’s Fund: https://chuffed.org/project/undocumented-womens-funds

Hey! Heard you were having trouble getting that spot off your plate. Don’t worry, I just got the fancy new Spotmaster 6000! I would step back though, just in case. This week Sandy battles a flea, Patrick tries to hide a donut, and SpongeBob has a hard time cleaning a plate. We discuss Hot Topic, the best place to hide snacks, and the danger of crossing the streams. Josh and Omar dish out lessons about taking precautions while traveling, celebrating your friends, and trusting your gut! So tune in while I fire up the ol’ Spotmaster!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeStockings With Care: http://stockingswithcare.org/City Harvest: https://www.cityharvest.org/Prison Fellowship / Angel Tree: https://www.prisonfellowship.org/

You get a chance to check out the new Krusty Sponge? I can’t get enough of their Mild Bobby Sauce! This week Mr Krabs opens a SpongeBob themed restaurant and Patrick writes a “killer” song. We break down Nickelodeon’s corporate greed, discuss dodgeball induced PTSD, and create mascots of ourselves. We learn about exploring creative outlets even if you aren’t good at them and how selfishness can blind you! So go order yourself a Spongy Patty to-go and tune in to the podcast!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeSafe and Sound Satos: https://www.safeandsoundsatos.com/Black Womxn Exhale: https://blackwomxnexhale.com/

I think I hear something? Oh my god, my wallet is talking to me! This week Mr. Krabs gets his wish to talk to money, SpongeBob vs a Krabby Patty Robot, and Squidward sneaks into a dance competition by hiding inside SpongeBob. We discuss Omar’s new puppy, John Henry, and ghost drugs. Let’s learn about responsibility, bribery, and pushing yourself to your limit! P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeThe Sato Project: https://www.thesatoproject.org/Samson The Wrestling Musical: https://www.levelground.nyc/WaggyTail Rescue: https://www.paypal.com/donate?token=fLtOwxJUX_Xutg7NsIvBkKO-PtAUAl4rbVdh5HErFtchgNyc-NgAYKc6vHZLZaUdGDdJlu2Uvpdq0Gje

Have you ever seen a more firm juicy warm patty like this one? Neither have we! This week let us watch SpongeBob fall in love with a patty, and Squidward is shocked into a completely changed person, a happy person. We discuss food fetishes, shock therapy, and a very passionate ham discussion as well. We learn about pursuing happiness, blowing off your friends, and what to do if someone you know is getting electrocuted. P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episode-Farm Worker Families Aid: https://www.gofundme.com/f/thank-you-farm-workers- Native American Rights Fund: https://secure.narf.org/page/64457/donate/1?_ga=2.138618035.1827028688.1606356959-1698194415.1606356959

Let’s give this podcast some more pizazz! You there! Yeah you! Come check out this week’s episode where we watch SpongeBob and Patrick lose their spines on a new roller coaster and Plankton tries to spruce up the Chum Bucket! We discuss amusement parks, fighting ourselves to the death, and computer wife cuckolding fantasies. Learn about let people do what they are good at, emotional manipulation, and admitting when you are scared. P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeCity Harvest: https://secure.cityharvest.org/site/Donation2?2621.donation=form1&df_id=2621&mfc_pref=TCommunity Food Bank of Southern Arizona: https://donate.communityfoodbank.org/give/111894/#!/donation/checkout

Hey....it’s really cold in here...DID YOU TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT? This week we watch SpongeBob move into the Krusty Krab and the Krusty Krab turn into frozen wonderland! We discuss the complexities of Snail Milk, seeing SpongeBob’s Mom in the shower, and living in a restaurant. We learn about trying to be excited for tomorrow, the side effects of sleeping pills, acting weird during the full moon, and making the best of what you got. So get away from my thermostat, and lets cozy up to a new episode!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeKorean K9 Dog Rescue: https://www.koreank9rescue.org/donate/The Fridge Girls Turkey Day Giveaway: Venmo: Thefridgegirls

Shhhh….I think I am being followed. Let me pull out my laser Bermuda shorts to get us out of here. We have another three-part episode! SpongeBob and Patrick spy on “Plankton”, Mrs. Puff tells us about the dangers of the road when SpongeBob is driving, and finally Squidward gets intense trying to figure out all the customers' names. Let’s discuss spy work, driving, and of course remembering people’s names. Learn about side view mirrors and when friendly competition goes too far.P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeMuddy Paws Rescue: https://www.muddypawsrescue.org/Deanna Green Go Fund Me: https://gf.me/u/yssi88 Cashapp: $deannathadoll415

HAVE YOUR BOTTOM FEEDERS HANDY CUZ THERE’S A NASTY CASE OF THE ICK ON THE LOOSE! We got a three-parter this week folks! SpongeBob and Patrick show off their morning routines, SpongeBob waits for a package, and Bikini Bottom gets hit with the ICK. Josh and Omar discuss how they spend their mornings, boxtops, and how SpongeBob might have predicted COVID. We learn about adulting and keeping your emotions in check. Make sure to tune in and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

QUICK GET INSIDE OUR PINEAPPLE BEFORE THE DARKNESS GETS YOU! This week we watch the famous “Jim” come back to the Krusty Krab and how SpongeBob deals with his fear of the dark. We chat about toilet night lights, being afraid of the dark, and of course food. Lets learn about valuing your time, finding inspiration in mentorship, and dealing with fair pay.P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeVote411: https://www.vote411.org/Revolutionary Action Party Venmo: @revactionparty

WE ARE BACK! AND WE ARE READY! We start this season off hot with the origin story of the Mr. Krabs vs. Plankton rivalry. This week we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton recount their troubled past. We learn about being suspicious, proper jetpack safety, and the dangers of capitalism! Also did you know Mr. Krabs and Plankton used to be best buds? Maybe if we’re lucky, Josh and Omar will fight and create something as amazing as the Krabby Patty! You will just have to grab some scurvy fries and listen to find out!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeFair Fight: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/fair-fight-1Freedom Cooking With Youth: https://gf.me/u/y3xn7m

IT’S TIME FOR THE BEST DAY EVER!! The best way to start the best day ever is with your friends. So we brought our friends with us Fatimah, Dan, and a brand new person Caroline! We watch SpongeBob try to have his best day ever and also watch him deal with Patrick’s giant gumball gummy. We make some weed jokes, talk about cutting boards, and swallowing gum. We discuss being honest, minding your own business, and selfish friends. Now let’s continue our best day ever with this week’s podcast!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeHouse of Tulip: houseoftulip.orgThe Community League of the Heights (CLOTH): cloth159.orgElijah McClain GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/x5g5vwBlack Art Futures Fund: https://www.blackartfutures.org/House of Pentacles: https://www.alliedmedia.org/house-of-pentacles

Hey? Do you know where our Ol’ Reliable went? We think someone stole it, was it you?! This episode we watch SpongeBob accuse Patrick of stealing and watch everyone be nicer to a Squidward puppet instead of the real Squidward. We discuss creepy puppets, trusting your friends, and sentimental gifts! We also give our two cents about SpongeBob being a member of the LGBTQ community! Let’s learn about keeping track of things that are important to us, being kind to people, and examine your own behavior. Oh! We found Ol’ Reliable! We had accidentally left it on the bus...sorry we accused you...anyways put on the podcast and give this us a listen!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeThe Okra Projecthttps://www.theokraproject.com/A friend of Omar’s is collecting money for a Trans Person whose top surgery needs funding (Time sensitive so do not donate to this link if you are listening past 6/30/20)Send Donations to @sinverguenza, “Top Surgery” in subject lineA link that allows you to donate to multiple Black Trans Orgs all at once!https://secure.actblue.com/donate/blacktrans-queer

Have you tried this new Kelp Shake? It’s Delicious! This week we watch a “biker gang” come to Bikini Bottom and also we watch Mr. Krabs and Plankton team up to take down Kelp Shakes. Let's discuss misunderstandings, tricycles, and of course old people. We learn how to keep our eye out for businesses that pander to us, and teaming up with our enemies. Welp, I got to go get another Kelp Shake before they close, listen to the podcast while I’m in line!P.S. Here are the donation links we mentioned for this week's episodeMutual Aid Fund for Sex Workers of Colorhttps://gf.me/u/x6yitkErik Salgado’s Funneral Expenseshttps://www.gofundme.com/f/2157kp9xyo

Hey? Like my sweet ride? I won it and it makes me cooler than you! This episode, we watch Patrick rub his new boat and boating license in SpongeBob’s face and of course we watch Patrick let the power of royalty come to his head. We discuss the frustration of being bad at something, being a good friend, and incestous monarchies. We learn about starfish weight, abuse of power, and sharing power as well. Well, I’m going to bump this week’s podcast in my fancy boat mobile, you should too!P.S. We prerecorded this episode before a lot of the justified protests concerning the murder of George Floyd by the police. Here at IMAP, we fully support the efforts of these protests and black people who are fed up with their treatment in an abusive system. We added a forward at the beginning of this episode in which we suggest 2 links to donate to which are below. Remember your advocacy for the equal treatment of BIPOC and the defunding/abolishment of the police doesn’t stop at these two links. Educate yourselves and support those who deserve equal treatment.-George Floyd Memorial Fundhttps://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd-NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fundhttps://www.naacpldf.org/

ABRACADABRA! Ah man, that spell was supposed to turn you into ice cream! This week we watch Squidward get mistaken for a monster and SpongeBob mess around with a magic kit. Josh and Omar chat about magic animals, demilitarizing the police, and what constitutes an ice cream threeway. Lets learn about keeping wild animals safe, how commercialism destroys things, and embracing the unknown. So put on your wizard hats and stare at your Kelpy G poster while you listen to this week's podcast.

Quick shrink down and help me, the pointy bit from the end of my clarinet is stuck in my throat and I need you to zap it out! In this episode we see Spongebob and Patrick take a trip into the bowels of Squidward and Patrick takes up a new identity as Patricia to “protect” himself. We discuss the problematic nature of sexual harassment in a kids cartoon, the importance of tone, and untested science. While you are journeying to find the pointy end of my clarinet, listen to this week’s podcast!

What are you looking at? Oh my gorgeous wig? ;) I’m glad it brought a smile to your face! This episode we see SpongeBob struggle with a forced vacation and also watch him rock a wig for an episode. We discuss wigs, answer a listener email, and talk vacation. Lets learn about proper attire, getting the most of your vacation, and sticking with things you love. Now if you will excuse me, while you listen I have a wig to remove lice from.

Welcome to our podcast! We also just opened a gift shop where we sell frick ‘n’ frack and bubble gum! This week, we see Plankton “give up” the restaurant business and some Mad Snail Disease hysteria. We learn about the importance of spreading accurate information, and trusting others. Now give us a listen while you shop in our imaginary IMAP gift shop, I hear there is a very realistic Josh Waifu pillow in the back.*Content Warning*We try to keep the podcast Covid-19 free (so you can escape the drama for a moment) and there is a small content warning in the 2nd half of the episode. Trust us it was hard to avoid with Act 2’s content but we kept it light.

Throw a coin and make a wish! If you wished for a new podcast then you got one! If you didn’t I’m sorry I’m not a genie or a magical wishing well. This week we watch SpongeBob’s spatula break and Mr. Krabs make a wishing well. We discuss the scams that are wishing wells and fancy equipment. Lets learn about using simple tools, being careful what you wish for, and where wishing wells came from. Throw more money towards your wishes and strap in for some podcast fun

Here please take my credit card and buy me a bunch of stuff so I can go to Karate Island! This week we see Mr. Krabs’s attempt to throw Pearl an amazing birthday and SpongeBob get lured into a timeshare scam. We discuss the lies of cartoon credit cards and the racist stereotype of Master Udon. Learn about dealing with scammers, keeping fakes out of your life, and listen to us plan our ideal IMAP party! While you're buying stuff with my credit card get you some new headphones to listen to this week’s podcast!

Take a seat! This is our new back scratcher, hair comber, nose picker, and ukulele tuner! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick try to save Sandy from getting fired and we watch the Flying Dutchman be a total mooch! Let’s chat about inventions, nose picking, and jump scares. Maybe we will also learn some lessons along the way! Until then enjoy having your back scratched, hair combed, nose picked and ukulele tuned while you listen to this podcast and discover the POWER WITHIN.

Welcome to Is Mayonnaise A Podcast Towers! We Shall Never Deny A guest Even The Most Ridiculous Request! As long as your request is listening to Omar and Josh talk about SpongeBob! Watch the Krusty Krab turn into a swanky hotel and Mrs. Puff get fired from her job. As usual we learn about some crazy stuff, quitting your job, learning styles, and how badly SpongeBob needs therapy. Also the IMAP branding empire grows in this week’s bubble break! Now hop on this week’s podcast, and keep those requests coming! We’ll just charge you later…

Quick! Press this button, We are running late to the next podcasting recording! Uh oh, I think we accidentally got fused together! While we figure out how to deal with this, check out this week's Podcast. We see Patrick get incredibly smart and lose all his friends and Squidward and SpongeBob get fused together. Let’s chat and learn being smart without being pretentious, inspiration porn, and how much we enjoy the new Animal Crossing! So sit back and relax while we figure out how to pee in this new form.

Did you get your tickets for the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie? I heard they’re almost sold out! This week Plankton falls in love with Mama Krabs and SpongeBob tries to make the next big superhero movie! We discuss dating, Karen’s real identity, and movie remakes. We learn about being honest about how you feel, playing to your friends’ strengths, and taking pride in your own creations. So snag those movie tickets quick and tune in to this week’s super-powered episode!

AREST THOU READY? This week is full of medieval mayhem and the only way Josh and Omar can deal with it is with their trusty Dungeons and Dragons friends! Join two IMAP veterans Dan Baker and Jose Martinez, and welcome Juliana Machlachlan to the podcast. We nerd out about DnD, speaking “Shakespearean”, and medieval hygiene. In addition we learn an embarrassing story about Omar, how food brings us together, and the lineage of court jesters. HEED OUR WORDS AND ENJOY THYSELVES!

Another day another Nickel! This week We watch Mr. Krabs sell his pride and joy, the Krusty Krab and we see how Squidward deals with SpongeBob’s annoying laughter. We chat about chain restaurants, human resources, and quantum giggle theory! Most importantly we learn about the importance of passion, sticking with your ideals and revisit the idea that Mr. Krabs is kind of a horrible person! So give your laugh box a workout and give our podcast a listen!

Do you have any extra quarters? I’m trying to get a stuffed panda. I spent 20 bucks on this machine and I think I'm close to winning it! This week we watch Squidward get addicted to a claw machine game and destroy some property and we see what it takes to be a “good neighbor”. We discuss arcade game skills, what it takes to be a good neighbor, and picking a security system that will destroy your city. So check out this week’s podcast, while I go try to get this stuffed panda!

GARY! GARY! GARY! Do you know where Gary has gone? This week we see a bump in the road for Gary & SpongeBob’s relationship. Gary runs away and SpongeBob must find him. We see Gary’s life without SpongeBob, listen to the classic Gary Come Home, Mr. Krabs be inconsiderate (what else is new), and Squidward get violated. We learn about being a good pet owner, an attentive friend, and how much Patrick likes scented Pine cones! So hop on this podcast and help us sing together GARY COME HOOOOOOOME!

My baaaack….my baack, I slipped while you were reading this...so I’M SUING YOU. This week we watch SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward try to outsmart a junkyard worm and witness Plankton try to fake a back injury to take Mr. Krab’s to court. We discuss wet floor signs, go bags and lawyers. We learn the importance of a good mattress, how to deal with junkyard dogs, and liability insurance. So lawyer up and listen to this week’s episode!

OH NO IT’S A GIANT KRABBY PATTY BEHIND YOU! Oh wait..it's a tree. Sorry haven't gotten much sleep. This season we welcome back our special guest Dan Baker and watch The Krusty Krab spiral from lack of sleep. Also we see when ol’ “Iron Abs Krabs” does without his shell. We discuss diner culture, masculinity, 24 services, therapy and of course Josh gets accused of stealing lessons! So while we wait for our one-eye therapist to help us with our Krabby Patty phobia, give this episode a listen!

It’s time for the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2 and the first SpongeBob movie! We start this year off strong by breaking down a milestone in the SpongeBob universe. We watch SpongeBob and Patrick travel to Shell City and save Bikini Bottom from Plankton’s Plan Z. We discuss being a goofy goober and scary names like Dennis. Also, we get the chance to learn about calling the right person for the job, having confidence, and believing in yourself! So put on your headphones and in a Krabby Patty shaped vehicle because you don’t need a license to listen to this podcast. Also...ITS LEMON SCENTED!

Watch out! There’s a couple of pranking ghosts on the loose so have your Spector Detector out and ready! On our season 3 finale, we watch the Tattletale Strangler try to get his hands on our favorite sponge. Also, SpongeBob and Patrick buy some “Invisible Spray” and cause a lot of shenanigans around Bikini Bottom. This week, our intern Fatimah and special guest Christianna help us discuss snitching, pranking, what we’d do if we were invisible, and...the Salem Witch Trials? We learn a lot about being on time and the consequences of messing with others. Trust me, you don’t want to miss the laughs and chaos on this one so make sure to listen and we’ll see you in season 4!

You can’t trust those city folk and their flying machines! That’s why at this podcast we take a steam train everywhere! This week we see Patchy track down the famous “lost episode” and SpongeBob become a flying superhero! We discuss a treasure hunting appendage, flying machines, and weird scalp massages. Time to learn about staying strong and not letting people bully you and keeping track of important items. Also we get a nice warm and fuzzy lesson about the power of friendship! So hop on your favorite mode of transport and give the podcast a listen!

Hello beautiful people! Quick update for this weeks episode! Josh is sick so were taking a break this week! We love you all and we will drop the next episode next week!

Quick help me look in the dumpster! I’m looking for something! Anyways, this week we watch SpongeBob search for his name tag and Plankton “discovers” the secret Krabby Patty secret formula. We discuss nose hair, eating pet food, and hive mind powers! We learn about the best ways to remember stuff, how big plankton’s family actually is, and how to brainstorm ideas. Well get our podcast and listen while we search for my missing stuff!

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! This week we watch SpongeBob torture himself at Krabby Land and Squidward get attacked by a Sea bear! We chat about Omar’s parents trying to leave in him a forest, Josh’s roller coaster tycoon habits, and why Mr. Krabs is a freaking creep! Also we learn about not pushing yourself too hard, how to speed down a play place slide, and how to be prepared for camping! You don’t want to miss this, so draw yourself a SeaBear protection circle and give us a listen!

Quick get inside! I don’t want you to hurt your butt! This week we watch Mr. Krabs sell SpongeBob’s soul for some pocket change and Spongebob shatter his butt into pieces! We talk about the 7-mile spanking line, SpongeBob as our lord and savior, and of course the weird meta ending with a gorilla and a zebra. We learn to appreciate our second chances, being there for your friends, and the safety of indoors! So get your friends penny, napkin, and chip together and hunker down with our podcast!

*SNAP* *CRACKLE* *POP* Famous breakfast cereal mascots? Nope. Those are just our old bones, but don’t worry we’re still serving you up some hot, bran flavored podcast! This week we see what happens when Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob enter a snail race and how Mr. Krabs tries to feel young again. ALSO we have our best good friend Dan Baker to help analyze the infamous panty raid line. We chat about flossing, weed, and of course Spongebob. We learn about not being perverts, the importance of using the correct name, and getting older. Now please excuse me while I put on the podcast and take my big pill. P.S. Check out Dan’s podcast, Chumbology: A Chumbawamba Anthology on all the famous podcast spaces or you can go to their website: http://www.chumbology.rocks/

BANOOGA READY! This week Patchy shows us another SpongeBob Special. This episode we go back in time to hang out with Squog, Patar, and SpongeGar and their fight over fuifui (Fire). We see more godlike powers, get spooked with some intense choral music, and get a peek into the past of Bikini Bottom. Lets learn about prehistoric names, hamster horror stories, and surviving your first New York Comic Con! Don’t be a dumbo and give us a listen!

Hey Welcome Back! Oh, what do we do while you’re away? Oh...we just wait for you to get back! This week SpongeBob and Patrick cause some trouble at boating school and Mr. Krab’s makes his one millionth dollar! We discuss what we did to get detention, how to identify a dollar with your taint, and the importance of dramatic music. We learn about crocodile tears, actually enjoying your accomplishments, and valuing people not possessions. Now let’s put on some Coral Blue #2 and listen together!

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?? YOU HAVE A PODCAST? I Remember when they first invented podcasts…..I ALWAYS HATED THEM! This week we watch SpongeBob and Patrick become a real pair of entrepreneurs and see some new super heroes in Bikini Bottom! We have our special guests Jose Martinez and Maxine Mannheim. We learn about Tucson’s own makeout reef, talk super powers, and selling your soul for money! Even if you have always hated podcasts, give ours a try!