Let Us Be Your Dads

An extra Special crossover episode with Whatcha Gonna Do? (The Hulk Hogan Movie Podcast). 

Your Dads welcome special guest Jacob Smith (Whatcha Gonna Do?).     

Tyler is in Wyoming and Brandon, Daniel and Clint talk about the fear and uncertainty that takes hold when your kids are sick.

(W)hole lot of poop and butt talk to kick this one off.  Does it count as shitting your pants if it doesn't "touch" your pants? Which is more responsible for the fart sound: the hole or cheeks? Your Dads also talk about their athletic prowess and their thoughts on kids' sports. 

Tyler gives a State of His Butthole Address post-Cici's Pizza. In Episode 12, Daniel announced that he was about to have another kid! Well, stay tuned for the gender reveal in this episode.  Clint took Krav Maga behind an IHOP and Brandon shares his policy on dealing with bullies and talks about how he sees parenting a son and daughter in a scary world.     

This week your Dads take Tyler to CiCi's Pizza and see how many slices he can put away in one sitting. His goal is 40. Give this episode a listen to see if he made it!

Your Dads talk about their summer jobs  Brandon and Tyler share their history as elementary school political operators.  The Dads also discuss their view on whether or not kids should have to work while in school. 

RIP Burt Deliverance as Law School Homework Dad Facial Hair Who gives a shit about lawn care? We do, kinda.  

PIZZA CHAIN WARS Cockadoodle-bacon pizza? Beavis would make a beautiful Bride Hanging Tang Brandon and Tyler committed the perfect crime. How much pizza do you have to eat to “beat the bank” at a pizza buffet? Tyler throws down the gauntlet. The Dads plan another field trip. Pizza buffet strategy Diarrhea Relay Race Brandon thinks Chicago style pizza is overrated How I met your Moms? Clint has never trusted Papa John Brandon is a pepperoni boy This is a pizza heavy episode. Fazolis is better than Olive Garden. Don’t at us. Using Contra codes on a coke freestyle machine. Coke hierarchy Clint’s granny served hot-ass Dr. Pepper Dr. Thunder is the best beverage name Origin of 1980’s Rod Stewart rumors Fantasy Draft Super Groups Tyler is very woke

This week we reminisce about going back to school and the supplies and clothes shopping that goes along with it.  We share about some of our struggles with anxiety and how school impacted us. We also discuss how as a parent it's important to understand the warning signs of mental health issues and how they might look different than typical growing pains. Don’t be afraid to reach out if you or someone you know needs help. Learning all you can about mental health is an important first step. Reach out to your health insurance, primary care doctor or state/country mental health authority for more resources. Getting a diagnosis is just the first step; knowing your own preferences and goals is also important. Treatments for mental illness vary by diagnosis and by person. There’s no “one size fits all” treatment. Treatment options can include medication, counseling (therapy), social support and education. If you or someone you know needs help now, you should immediately call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255, call 911, or text "help" to 741-741

Theme Song Origin Family Road Trips Riding amusement park rides when your older sucks Pop Goes Clint’s Groin Tyler is the canary in the coal mine for roller coaster injuries Sackcrete syndrome Old vs New rides at Disney world How do y’all pronounce Colorado? Rad or rod? Pee jug performance anxiety Rainbow of piss Wide urethra with a strong flow Switchblade combs Clint’s Magical Texas Vacation Tour Tyler isn’t impressed by the Alamo The Dads plan another road trip Brandon’s cousin dabbled in Scientology and disclosed a canine chronicle Worst way to surprise someone Dogpatch USA “WHAT’S UP TWEET?” Eddy Maserati Clint closes us out with a dad-pleasing rendition of Simple Man

Lettuce Be Your Dads?   “Iceberg lettuce can fuck right off.” -Clint   Brandon confesses a dark secret to the other Dads   Gout   Dads talk Diva Cups   Clint is banned from using Coinstars   Tyler gets deep   Tyler’s Dad had BDE   Stolen Baby Names   First Memories   Nenon Dingledine   Tyler’s Bday Photo Album   Double Decker Coffins   Christian Mingle   Wilson Vs Tim Taylor Tyler wakes up in the morning does his teeth, bit to eat and he’s rolling.  

SO MANY SHOUT OUTS Wolverine nuts Dr. Death Dads love brand loyalty The inspiration for “Calvin Peeing” stickers Baby’s First Memories Zubaz pants Daniel is better than us because he is an Eagle Scout Big Ol’ Squeezeboxes Dad’s love Powerpoint No Fear vs Big Johnson Shirts Brandon works on his Night Moves

Clint's Dad is the kinda dude that will cook up a whole mess of fish for the neighbor lady. This week, Clint shares with us about his Dad. Some of the highlights: -Clint's grandpa was one of the 7 dwarves -We ponder the statute of limitations on murder -Freelance logging jobs -King Art Vandelay -Texas Highway Patrolman Doogie Howser -It's OK to cry during kid's movies -Riverboat gambling bullshit -Is 12 too young to watch Goodfellas? Thanks for letting us be your Dads! We are proud of all y'all! 

Episode 3 has it all.  Teen Moms Alien Abductions Nunchucks Frito Pies Rush's "Tom Sawyer" Brandon gets vulnerable in this week's episode and shares about life growing up with his Dad. It hasn't always been easy and now that Brandon is a Dad, he tries to reconcile the good and the bad of his own relationship with his father.

In Episode 2 we are excited to welcome two new Dads (Clint & Daniel) to the show! Combined we now have over 50 years of Dad experience.  This week in Daddy-oke, Tyler blesses us with his truly one of a kind rendition of Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis."  Put on your blue suede shoes and give this week's episode a listen!

Brandon Davidson and Tyler Elliott kick off the first ever episode of Let Us Be Your Dads! They share about their experience being dads and a bit about their own dads.  Brandon introduces Tyler to Cecil Jacobson (aka the BabyMaker, Sperminator). Dr. Jacobson was the inspiration for a documentary, a Lifetime Movie, multiple episodes of Law & Order and an SNL sketch.  Brandon also loses a coinflip and has the honor of singing a truly erotic version of Creed's hit papa-rock song "Arms Wide Open" in a segment we call Daddy-oke.