Madam & The Handler

This week we discuss the motivating force of loving ourselves in order to love others and create to our fullest potential.  Blair discovers a new book trilogy which has been heating  up her “alone time,” and consequently feels inspired to start a new club. New ink and daring mountain ascents are coping mechanisms for Blair and Kalene's past attachments of fear; they are learning to lean into love the healthy way.  Blair becomes a Godmother and brainstorms what to wear to the pool baptism.  

Blair celebrates renewed health and “friend”ship in Mexico, divorced women do not like labels and Kalene isn't sure if every guy she's dated isn't a sociopath.  The girls discuss their relationship needs and the various forms of loss, how to cope, how to show up for others and yourself. Blair has a vested interest in TCBY and is a self-proclaimed ‘eccentric.' Kalene circles around the sun one more time.

We welcome a very special guest this week.  Mathew Sanderson, a certified nutritionist, healer, coach and mentor with over 2 decades of experience has been an integral and healing force on Kalene's spiritual path.  Matthew's profound holistic and practical perspective to the spiritual path, everyday life, and human potential elicits a commonality of the concept we “are all one,” and to “love what is.”   You'll be introduced to breath work exercises Blair and Kalene use daily, prayer, transmutation techniques and intentional ways of living joyfully. https://lucidmind.io/

The stunning Alice Moore, Digital Stylist at Neiman Marcus and Bergdorf's, joins us for a comedic discussion on fashion, life, marriage and fun!  Alice is a head-to-toe, inside-and-out beautiful human with a passionate approach to living life to the fullest, and of course, a master creator of fabulous fashion aesthetics. Alice shares how to incorporate a “high/low” mix of investment pieces with affordable, more trendy garments, deciding which items in your closet to resale, and where.  Blair brainstorms a potential OnlyFans platform, and Kalene expresses her distaste for name calling and the evolution of relationships.  We laugh out loud a lot this week!

Blair and Kalene return from a hiking trip unscathed and feeling restored by West Texas vibrations. The full Harvest moon lit the path for their adventures in dodging a potential murderer, putting out fires and calling an unofficial town 'meeting of the men.'  K starts a new book and contemplates the philosophy of “we are all one,” and other universal love concepts. B buys a new home and blower.  Sex vs powdered donuts???

We welcome one of our favorite, tiniest people into the studio this week!  The beautiful Lauren LaBarba, aka “La,” is a highly talented make-up artist, foodie and 90s rap lyrical genius.  We dive into Lauren's top “cashmere” products and secret tricks for a natural look.  Lauren gives us the download on which products are worth the cash and explains her theory:  “eyeliner can be a deal maker."  K asks Lauren her thoughts on dating apps, we discuss post-divorce mindset and is dating a guy with a narrow relationship resume a deal breaker?

We welcome one of Kalene's most handsome friends as guest "Handler," Blake Griffin, who is a Dallas Real Estate specialist and LGBTQ philanthropist. We download on Dallas real estate, interest rates and market correction. Blake gets his hands stuck in K's handbag at Black Tie Dinner, and is shopping for blue suede shoes for himself and a maid costume for Kalene. The holidays are coming and Kalene is finally content with being a single mom, well almost. 

We love a small business!!  This week we welcome a warrior princess as our guest. Lauren Payne, FNP, educates us on her concierge healthcare company which offers a wide range of healthcare treatments from servicing your vanity to wellness and athletic recovery to swabbing your kid's throat for strep. Botox vs Dysport, chemical peels, derma-planing… Blair gets “cut off,” and doesn't believe Kalene is “very hairy.” 

Kalene & Blair venture to Santa Teresa, CR with a brood of children to surf and unwind while enjoying nature's simplicities. Hear their stories as they recount waves, food and surrendering to the “regular”  and “goofy” moments of 2 weeks away in the tropics.  High frequency vibrations from Pura Vida!

We wrap up season 1 with love and gratitude for all of our listeners. Kalene loves a three-way phone call, doesn't love Red Bull, and rediscovers her “internal OM.”  Blair celebrates another trip around the sun and is excited for summer adventures. Fan letters are cool...Have you shared how someone inspires you lately? Be on the lookout for bonus episodes this summer! Season 2…coming this fall. 

Life hacks from teas to keep your body light and well-rested to clothing, skincare/haircare routines, and “superlatives make you sound convincing.” Blair shares preferences on burial practices and believes tortillas are “stiff,” and Kalene prefers pigtails and wears onesies on the mountain. Have you heard of the “isness?”

Mercury has shifted into retrograde: what does this really mean?  Kalene and Blair discuss the “Ten Thousand Voices Within,” or “Mitote," and how to manage them. Blair dabbles in afternoon naps, and we share the importance of  special places/altars in our homes for prayer and meditation.

We phone our “Relationship Guru” and learn that a 'slow burn' attraction is not a bad thing.  Blair gets comfortable accepting help and compliments, and her mouth is off the charts (thanks to the frozen treats at lunch). Kalene breaks down the synchronicities and lessons of ‘Fierce Grace'  from one of our favorite books, "Broken Open."

We welcome our friend and first guest, Chas Roberts, M.D. Together, we dive into Intermittent Fasting and Ketosis for dummies. Kalene feels aftershocks of tax season, and Blair upgrades her Power Wheels to a sweet new Bronco. 

This week we circle back on the big question: does celery juice break your fast?  Kalene gives book recommendations for Highly Sensitive People, and Blair encourages Kalene to be mindful of ‘fixing' others. Meanwhile,  do divorced women play by a different set of wardrobe rules? Get ready to be schooled on Leaky Sexual Energy. 

Get ready to laugh out loud! This episode, Blair travels to New Orleans and works on her cursing, sort of. We elect an unofficial fact-checker, and Kalene attends her first Bar Mitzvah. We dive deep into our personal “10 Laws,” moms who ‘shroom and JOY is your birthright. Is it ok to Tan Towel yourself on a Zoom call? 

Loneliness is a REAL thing.  Blair gets a kitten and grandstands on intermittent fasting, Kalene teaches new moon rituals and shares an experience with  TSA.  New Orleans is the Baker Street (shout out Gerry Rafferty), rose quartz heals femininity and “Ed has Syphilis.”  Atonement is our new favorite word and K shares her love for athletes.

On this packed episode, Blair travels ‘down under,' well, almost. Kalene breaks down 4 questions to alleviate negative emotions and offers ‘moon magic' exercises for positive, energetic shifts. Important topics: Blair's turkey roll-up process, closet naps are important, and Kalene shares thoughts on the male physique. Join them for a 21-day meditation challenge! 

It's on us! We ASSUMED you knew us! We have been having the time of our lives recording together and recapping life. This week we share a little more about us, where we came from, and where we are going. We celebrate a new chapter in Blair's life, and Kalene flies a new airline.

Blair takes a field trip to the Asian massage parlor, Kalene sleeps over at Realtor's, and we get intentional about getting across the Divorcee's finish line. Moon water is important, voice memos for improved interest in relationships. Blair explains the “TT Tickle,” and Kalene advertises herself in the Ritual One Times.

Blair and Kalene jump off the deep end with no floatation device. We discuss all the crazy topics from “Tan-Toweling your ass” to Kalene's dating life to Blair snuggling with strangers on airplanes. Perhaps we went too far? We don't think so!