Mary Gets It Podcast with Mary Pascoe

Brad is taking his new job as intern at Crabble Dabble Entertainment very seriously! And since he has been doing such a great job, I let him fill in as host of my podcast for the first 5 minutes or so! Come hang with Brad, me, BruceLeah, and the kitties! We’ll chat, “get real”, and … Continue reading "Brad Gets It – Season 2 Crabisode 4"

I’m so happy and grateful to have been able to work on Season 1 Episode 2 of HBO’s “Perry Mason”! It’s such an amazing show, and I had the best time on set! Huge thanks to Rich King Casting for the awesome featured background role, and to the terrific cast & crew! I also had … Continue reading "I’m on Perry Mason! – Season 2 Crabisode 3"

Is it just me, or are the haters getting worse? I’m tired of it! Let’s get real and figure out this whole mess! We also sing “Ridiculous (He Said)” and “Think of Me”, talk about movies on Netflix, and so much more! Thanks for hanging out with me!

Welcome to Season 2 of “Mary Gets It”, Crabble Fam!

Katy Perry’s awesome song “Dark Horse” was accused of copyright infringement by Flame for his song “Joyful Noise”, and the jury found in favor of Flame. I love Katy Perry, so I’m very sad about this news. Let’s talk about it! And, of course, we also joke around, sing a jaunty song, and have a … Continue reading "Crabisode 36 – Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” Copyright Court Case"

The Lion King is awesome! Billy Eichner is everything!! I also got to go hang out on the set of David Spade’s new Comedy Central show: “Lights Out with David Spade”!!!! Life is awesome! Let’s chat, sing songs, and hear from rap legend Glory Sugar! Thanks for chillin’ with us!

Halle Bailey is The Little Mermaid and Lindsay Lohan Has a New Record Deal! And I’m chillin’ with you, talking about my love for Lin-Manuel and Miley Cyrus! Let’s talk about “Grown-ish”, Chloe x Halle, Awkwafina, Melissa McCarthy, Tituss Burgess, and so much more. I also play “Come Home”! What fun! We now have CRABBLE … Continue reading "Crabisode 34 – Halle Bailey is The Little Mermaid and Lindsay Lohan Has a New Record Deal"

It’s a whole new world over here in Crabville. I’ve been figuring out life after waiting tables, which includes lots of exciting stuff! I applied for writing programs with NBC and Disney | ABC! I got accepted by Booked Talent! And I’ll be back on your TV this month or maybe next! Let’s hang out … Continue reading "Crabisode 33 – The Comedy Writer and the Plastic-Loving Cat"

Boy, have I got life updates for you! Let’s hang out and get caught up, and I’ll share some fun stories from set, we’ll sing some songs, and more fun will be enjoyed! BruceLeah is in the building! Thanks so much for bein’ our best friend! Here’s my Amazon Storefront! You can buy bunches of … Continue reading "Crabisode 32 – The Full-Time Entertainer"

My nephew is hilarious! Let’s chat about the awesome time I had in Michigan with the fam! Also, Glory Sugar drops by to discuss her famous beef with Drake! I also sing “Sordid Storm” and improvise some music as always! Thanks for hangin’ out, Getters! Get “Sordid Storm” on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sordid-storm/206727186?i=206727190 Here’s my Amazon … Continue reading "Crabisode 31 – The No Babies Rule"

Crying babies are everywhere, and I have accepted it… but some people have NOT. Let’s talk about it! I also sing a song I wrote while living in Boston, Mizz Puttanesca Divine drops by, and I *get reeeeeal*. Thanks so much for hangin’! Here’s the link to the article about me in The Battle Creek … Continue reading "Episode 30 – The Crying Baby"

“American Idol” is back! And I’m so happy I got to attend the taping of The Top 20 Contestants’ Solo Performances! Let’s talk about singing, auditioning, and a bunch of other fun stuff! I also sing “Hopeless Hoping” and improvise a little somethin’ as always.

Background Acting is fun and lucrative, so why do so many people hate on it? Let’s get to the bottom of this, as I discuss working on “The Middle”, an anti-drug PSA, and more! I also sing “Bitter Break-up Song #54”, and catch you up on my tooth drama and other exciting things in Crabble … Continue reading "Episode 28 – The Background Acting Jobs"

Accepting friend requests from people you don’t know is a risky game! Let’s talk about the people who get way too clingy way too fast! We also discuss fake allergies, real life stuff, and I sing “Fall Into Me” from “Who Brings a Cat to the Disco?”! And, of course, we improvise some fun music, … Continue reading "Episode 27 – The Clingy Facebook ‘Friends’"

The Fyre Festival Documentaries are hard to watch! I feel so awful for so many people involved. Let’s talk about it, and let’s also focus on happy things, like the awesome folks I had the honor of performing for at The Delancey Street Foundation! They’re committed to doing the right thing, and so am I! … Continue reading "Episode 26 – The Fyre Festival Documentary Madness"

Gabbie Hanna has haters despite releasing great music, and there’s new drama in the LA Comedy Scene! I open up about my past issues with alcohol, we sing as always, and we do it all while being very quiet so Ryan can sleep! Thanks so much for hangin’, likin’, sharin’, subscribin’, and bein’ my best … Continue reading "Episode 25 – The Gabbie Hanna Haters & The Drunk Comedians"

Oh, boy! Have you seen “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch” yet? Let’s talk about it without spoilers! We also discuss the new straw law that is giving me a headache at work, BruceLeah talks 2019, and we sing and chat and such! Thanks for hangin’, likin’, sharin’, and subscribin’! Here’s the link to my Amazon Storefront, where … Continue reading "Episode 24: The ‘Black Mirror: Bandersnatch’ Straw Law Blues"

Christmas has been good to us! Let’s talk about our new toys from Amazon, our awesome families, and “Bird Box” on Netflix! Thank you so much for an incredible year! Your support means the world to me! Here are the links for the fun stuff I mention in this crabisode: Amazon Echo and FireStick to … Continue reading "Episode 23 – The Life-Changing Amazon Gifts"

It’s holiday party season! Hear all about the SAG-AFTRA Winter Celebration, my revealing outfit at our restaurant’s party, and more! We also sing, reminisce about “Glee” auditions and opening for Jill Sobule, and enjoy some Bruce’s Corner. I’m also an Amazon Influencer now! Here is the link to my Amazon Storefront, and I’m looking forward … Continue reading "Episode 22 – The YouTube TV Show"

Have you seen “The Princess Switch” on Netflix yet? Well, our very special guest, Ms. Reela Ruchvekke has, and she LOVES it. She also loves singing, and brings her international pop stardom to Crabble Dabble Studios for us! BruceLeah the Chug also joins us, I sing “Starting Today”, and I open up about my Christmas … Continue reading "Episode 21 – The Reela Ruchvekke Loves ‘The Princess Switch’"

It’s Christmastime! I’m so excited! I share with you why I cried watching The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, catch you up on the life of my Improv Team, then Louretta Jean June comes back to update us on her love life! I also sing my song “Ridiculous (He Said)”, we talk about YouTube Vlogs, and … Continue reading "Episode 20 – The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Tears"

Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, and Sam Elliott came to the screening of “A Star Is Born” to talk to us about acting! It was amazing! I also catch you up on Ryan’s aunt’s wedding, BruceLeah’s mischief, and we sing “Angel” and an improvised number. Get Angel on iTunes (Apple Music): https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/who-brings-a-cat-to-the-disco/206727186 Thanks so much for … Continue reading "Episode 19 – The Evening We Spent with Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper & Sam Elliott"

I’m 36 and I’ve never been married! Haha, but I really want to have kids someday. So I’m opening up about my fears. This should be fun! Thanks so much for watching, liking, sharing, subscribing, and being my best friend! Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhZyxFvakss&t=36s Hey, sign up for Inbox Dollars and Ibotta so I can get a … Continue reading "Episode 18 – The Secret Fear of My Biological Clock"

November is here, and that means Thanksgiving, crisp weather, and LONG MUSTACHES. Let’s sing my song about how much my boyfriend’s love of Movember drives me bonkers! Know what else drives me bonkers? People not understanding that I’m trying to make some money with my art so that I can quit waiting tables! That being … Continue reading "Episode 17 – The Movember Song & Selling Out"

It’s showtime! Let’s talk about working with an improv guru who coached Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, gratitude, and all about our friend, Louretta Jean June!! I also sing “Don’t You” and we improvise a song together. Thanks so much for watching, liking, sharing, subscribing, and being my best friend! Here’s my referral link for … Continue reading "Episode 16 – The Baby V Boss"

Some people are creepy and need to be blocked, yo. I know this, because I am often creepy myself! Let’s talk about slime, boundaries, and, of course, make some awesome music together! Thanks so much for watching, liking, sharing, subscribing, and being my best friend! Here’s my referral link for Inbox Dollars so we can … Continue reading "Episode 15 – The Satisfying Slime and The Wiki Feet"

I can’t do it all myself! It’s time to ask for help. Why is that so difficult? Let’s talk about it! And sing about it! And do a little Bruce’s Corner with everyone’s favorite chug.

Shane Dawson’s Series on Jake Paul has me fascinated! Let’s talk about fame, the glamorous world of running around waiting tables, and my awesome improv team’s Halloween Show! I also sing “Terrified” and we improvise a song together.

Glory Sugar takes over the show again, and this time, she brings my boyfriend, Mr. Conway West! Learn why Glory has a longstanding feud with Drake, what it’s like dating me, and all kinds of other weird insider stuff with improvised music! We also do “Bruce’s Corner” with everyone’s favorite chug, and I close with … Continue reading "Episode 12 – The Drake Beef Origin Story"

Let’s talk about the fun ways we make ourselves happy! I like to schedule mall trips, paint my nails, and watch TV and movies.

Ryan is moving in with me, so Mizz Puttanesca Divine is here to give me some interior decorating tips! Surprise, she brought her boyfriend, The Rocker Schmonn! He’s a huge c’leb, and he’s stoked to rock for us on guitar. We also talk about “Saturday Night Live” with Kanye West, and how I want to be … Continue reading "Episode 10 – The Rocker Schmonn Dude"

Our dear friend, Matty K, has left this world, and we are in shock. This episode is a tribute to him and a love letter to anyone hurting out there. Here is the GoFundMe Link to help his lovely wife, Jessica: https://www.gofundme.com/memorial-fund-for-matt-kerr Thank you for being you, and please take good care of yourselves and … Continue reading "Episode 9 – The Matty K Tribute"

Don’t we deserve a Hollywood Ending? I sing my new song for you, we talk about more social media drama among comedians, dating self-help books, Steve Harvey’s Aunt Agnes, and a bunch of other random thoughts and questions I have.

Rap Legend Glory Sugar takes over the podcast! Let’s talk about Emo Rap, The Emmys, and the ridiculous things people do around us. And, of course, let’s improvise a song together.

Our first ever guest is in the studio! Acting Coach Extraordinaire: Ms. DeBORah The Coach! She’ll give you tips on becoming famous using examples such as “I Love It” by Lil Pump and Kanye! Fun, weird, cool stuff.

Do you ever feel like everybody needs to calm down? I agree. Let’s talk about Facebook Drama, people who are always in a hurry, and how everything is opposite. I love you so much for watching, sharing, subscribing, and being you!

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season for everyone… including BruceLeah!   In this episode, we debut an exciting new segment: Bruce’s Corner!   Let’s also talk about Uber Eats, having your credit card get declined in public, and what my mom thinks about “Mary Gets It”!   I open by singing my new pop song, “Green Lights”, … Continue reading "Episode 4 – The Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats"

I love TV! I love movies! I love you! Let’s talk about Showtime’s “Kidding” Premiere, how much I love Jim Carrey, Marc Maron, and, of course, Kylie Jenner, because those 3 certainly belong in the same sentence! A couple songs and a little bit o’ Bruce the Chug, and it’s a party! Thank you so … Continue reading "Episode 3 – The TV Girl"