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Douglas Widick and Ali Reed eat a charcuterie platter while improvising songs about love inspired by their guest.

Douglas Widick & Ali Reed


    • Mar 24, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    Tom McGovern and Talia Suskauer

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 56:14


    Tom McGovern and Talia Suskauer are performers based in New York City. Tom is a Musician & Comedian and Talia is a musical theater performer currently on the National Tour of Wicked. Meat: Serrano HamCheese Challerhocker (By Walter Rass)SONGS: 5:52 - GREASE19:12 - Tickle Me Like Those Ivories28:15 - No One’s in your Mouth33:31 - Fart in your heart48:36 - Dear Lover

    Mike Kelton

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 59:17


    Mike Kelton is a comedian and Producer living in New York City. He is the host of the podcast BEYOND and Creator of the Television show DRAGnificentWINE: Cosmic Biodynamic Wine CHEESES:Brie Fermier18 Month Aged ComteLa Merat SONGS:9:00 - I Dug A Little Deeper17:28 - Harrah’s got a New Toe 27:25 - You can’t plan love ,39:03 - Gotta Keep That Momentum51:55 - If you’re nervous, go WaW WaW WaW

    Episode 09 - The Meat Cute Fam

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 65:00


    The Meat Cute Fam ends off their season with setting intentions for 2020. MEATS: Hormel PepperonisCHEESE: Australian Cheese - Meredith Dairy Feta (or Marinated Cheese) SONGS:10:40 - Let’s feed the positive wolf tonight 15:30 - Here are two Cheese Boards 23:40 - digital conduit (for love)28:24 - If you build it, they will come 37:28 - You gotta give to receive1:00:38 - Inch by Inch, day by Day

    Episode 08 - Olivia Petzy is a "little ocean freak"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 70:50


    Olivia Petzy is an actor, improviser, Shrink Session sweat therapist, writer, Welsh terrier mama, and gummy candy connoisseur in New York City. Originally from Massachusetts, she has a BFA in Musical Theatre from Point Park University in Pittsburgh. Post-graduation, she spent several years touring nationally and internationally with Puppetry of the Penis and Puppetry of the Penis 3D. Her husband did the penis puppetry and she operated the camera that projected his tricks onto a giant screen. It wasn't as weird as it sounds.Meat: Grain Fed LoinCheese: ComtéMeat and Cheese Description starts at 16:20Anne-Marie goes off on Crackers 24:01SONGS:2:15-3:05“Tell me everything you know about our friendship”10:33 - Let the Tears Flow20:57 - We need a Pig27:17 - I’m a little ocean Freak36:35 - street justice got me goin all night 42:58 - A High School Production of Parade 53:31 - Mitch is coming to town 1:03 - Blessed by the dick

    Ashley Campana - A Real Life Matchmaker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 50:54


    Ashley is a professional matchmaker and dating coach helping New Yorkers find great relationships. You can catch her making up songs with GEM on Tuesdays at Musical Megawatt at the Magnet Theater. Meat and Cheese: (Starts at 10:38) -Cheese: Rush Creek reserve Meat: Calabrian Three WayTruffle Potato ChipsSongs:4:00 - Everywhere You Go (There’s a Love clue)8:22 - Cuffing Season 14:26 - Gimme That Meat (every week) 21:27 - Double Match 31:23 - Love will find a way36:35 - Keep it Festive44:45 - We are We

    Episode 6 - Tim Murray

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 58:40


    Comedian Tim Murray joins Ali, Doug, Adrien, & Anne-Marie for Meat Cheese and a discussion about love, religion, and sex after a close call on the New York Subway. He is currently doing an hour of stand up titled “Wait, let’s have fun!” which is touring in Atlanta, Washington, Ft Lauderdale, Chicago, and more. Charcuterie Board Theme: "cozy night in" MEAT: Wagyu Beef Bresaola CHEESE: Rosso Langa SONGS: 3:12 - It’s Happening Now8:40 - Sing that Song from Mean Girls18:10 - Sassy Little Fuccboi/Girl23: 05: Let me poop here (24:40 highlight of Tim Murray29:05 - Getting drunk for Thanksgiving!37:40 - World’s Greatest Critic43:15 - Kiss Me Jesus (yeah) 52:10 - Let’s be Ford Tough

    Daniel Lempert wants a "Fancy Boy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 44:54


    Daniel Lempert is a comedian in NYC who loves alone time in his room and dating "Fancy Boys." This episode features Meat and Cheese selections from Anne-Marie Pietersma, and beatboxing from World Beatbox Champion Kaila Mullady.Cheese: Weinkase LagreinMeat: Beef SalamiSONGS:8:05 - A Meaty Cold Brew13:51 - “a late night goblin boy”21:38 - “What is this …show?” 27:53 - Fancy Boy Shit 35:17 - The Love Coalition40:11 - If you were the moon

    Kaila Mullady and the Book of Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 39:18


    Kaila Mullady is a two time world beatbox champion currently performing in Freestyle Love Supreme on Broadway. Cheese: Casatica Di BufalaMeat: CalabreseSongs:5:20 - Meat Beat Poet9:15 - The Book of Life15:20 - Are we the Perfect Pairing?26:15 - Love is a Lap Pool 31:49 - Will you be the exception to my rule?

    "Retired Pigs" w/ Zach Zimmerman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 54:11


    We eat a charcuterie board with Comedian Zach Zimmerman while we discuss his album Clean Comedy and his relationship status. “retired pigs” with Zach ZimmermanCheese Curated by Anne-Marie PietersmaAccompaniment by Adrien PellerinCHEESE: Alp Blossom MEAT: Cider Cured Coppa

    Rachel Rosenthal

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 40:32


    MEAT: Salami With Green PeppercornsCHEESE: Pears & Bleu CheeseFresh BaguetteRachel Rosenthal is an Improviser from New York City. We talk Primordial Brain, Relationship Standards, and poutine making workshops.Our Accompanist Dan Reitz Saved this episode by remembering all of his piano after a technical error.Songs:3:42 - “Is it Pleasure? Or is Pain?”13:30 “Married in 30 days”18:09 - “I like you”28:00 - “Does the spark ever go away?”35:15 - “the Gut and the Heart”

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