Messages from Antler

Antler talks about her phone, the InvisiPhone (which doesn't actually exist). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler is back. Today, she talks about books, motorcycles, and glass. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

For this week's episode, Antler's message is released as an ad. Antler talks about water-proof faces and releases the lyrics to her parody of Old Town Road... which she made years ago. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about humanity's obsession with undead cats, while you attempt to prove yourself as a power user. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler discusses junk found, as well as riding a bike and psi. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler makes Pokémon jokes and claims that she only recently learned how to open a bag of chips. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

It's summer, so Antler has a bunch of jokes to share and enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds... but not quite. It's more of a combination of random stuff, such as a rip-off of Pokemon called Nerd Wars, a sticker, yellow grape eyes, and an edible two-dimensional object. Will you ever learn, Antler? Tags: music man, op, overpowered, math teacher, classroom floor, science stats, property of somebody, random clarinet background music, poem, poetic, land of dreams, b-breathe, military time, grocery store, market --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler is on the cable. She talks about popcorn, and, of course, is interrupted by an ad, then finishes with a poem which seems to have been made during a time without inspiration. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler discusses the "coolness" of improv, non-ode poems, and pickel jars. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about how to incorporate random objects in a joke. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

This toxin kills thousands of people every year, and yet its threats aren't widely known. Antler discusses this and why information about its dangers are so hard to find. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

In this episode, Antler shares what has happened to Moose, her genius creator. This episode is the finale of the Moose trilogy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about big news and makes jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

The fake Antler tries to replicate her tactic she used last time, and Antler's identity is revealed. // Part 2 of the Moose Trilogy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler makes an episode without the AI knowing... Antler proceeds as normal, making a joke about retainers, sobbing tooth fairies, and proposing orthodontists, then recites a poem they made about Antler's escape route. //Half-sequel of - redacted - ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

I'm sorry, but you cannot access this episode right now. // Part 1 of the Moose trilogy: Antler has been replaced! Tags: computers, code, story, generated AI, firewall, skirmish, binary, platform, oh no Antler is in trouble please help, access, compromised, humor, error 404 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Boy, does Antler have a lot of these... today, Antler talks about her newly finished embroidery project. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about paintings and Frida Kahlo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler discusses the difference between noodles and spaghetti, as well as recites a found poem from Elie Wiesel's night. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Just like your elementary school's! Antler talks about a craft she's making and (attempts) to make jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -- --- --- ... . In this episode, Antler talks about morse code. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

This time, you learn about the jewelry side of Antler's story. tags: texting habits, earrings, submarines, alien planet, waves --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

In this episode, Antler talks about the history of the Beatles, and recites a poem, as usual. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler attempts to talk about phhylopophy... bad jokes, flor, tim, trademarked... any indication that this is going to be weird yet?... story time, stars, school, olympiad, science --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Sorry China, this is an episode for the people who use the Gregorian calendar. In this episode, Antler talks about New Stuff, while you realize that you can't tell time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler talks about the different variations of Santa Claus and is back with more jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

What?? The narrator likes math??? (sorry for spoiling it :) ) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Agg...seriously? Why do you make so many grammar errors, Antler? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Pens, and pencils, my! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Wooo! Yayyy!! This is not an excessive amount of energy!!! tags: fun, happy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Are you on the same "wavelength" as Antler? Podcasts, music, music notes --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

What has Antler been doing in the past week? Well, maybe something or other. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Yay! It's Halloween! Guess what Antler is dressing up as. I bet you'll never guess. Also, candy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

In this episode, the thrilling finale of Friends and UFOes is revealed! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

In this episode, Antler reads another part of her story, Friends and UFOes. Also, Antler tells you about a certain snow day... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Antler continues to read her sci-fi story, and also discusses a little bit about bicycling. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

If this message, Antler reads the beginning of a story she made. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

I made one, and guess what happened? The dog ate my homework. toys homework dogs witch rosemary magical --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

The pressure is on. Just kidding, in this episode, Antler talks about pressure, density, and so forth. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Argh! Why won't you let me annoy you, *insert sibling name*?! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Uh oh, you lost something. What do you do now? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

We're awesome. No kidding. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

'Study' has left the chat. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Woah! I just had a random thought! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

In this episode, Antler tells a story. Please recycle! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

So... it's the summer, and that means tie dye! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Not the musical. // Updated as of July 16 2021, 4:31 PM --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

So… it's the summer, and a lot of people are taking road trips. What weird things might happen on one? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Why do we wear these clothes? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

Sorry, let me get my Rainbow Loom... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message