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    • Jul 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 3m AVG DURATION
    • 62 EPISODES


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    InvisiPhone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 2:40


    Antler talks about her phone, the InvisiPhone (which doesn't actually exist). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Hot Motorcycles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 3:29


    Antler is back. Today, she talks about books, motorcycles, and glass. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Parenting for kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2022 3:41


    For this week's episode, Antler's message is released as an ad. Antler talks about water-proof faces and releases the lyrics to her parody of Old Town Road... which she made years ago. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Undead Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 4:51


    Antler talks about humanity's obsession with undead cats, while you attempt to prove yourself as a power user. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    The Junk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 3:39


    Antler discusses junk found, as well as riding a bike and psi. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Pokémon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 3:38


    Antler makes Pokémon jokes and claims that she only recently learned how to open a bag of chips. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Again, it's summer. In today's forecast, there's a 500% chance of jokes.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 3:01


    It's summer, so Antler has a bunch of jokes to share and enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 3:20


    It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds... but not quite. It's more of a combination of random stuff, such as a rip-off of Pokemon called Nerd Wars, a sticker, yellow grape eyes, and an edible two-dimensional object. Will you ever learn, Antler? Tags: music man, op, overpowered, math teacher, classroom floor, science stats, property of somebody, random clarinet background music, poem, poetic, land of dreams, b-breathe, military time, grocery store, market --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Television

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 3:20


    Antler is on the cable. She talks about popcorn, and, of course, is interrupted by an ad, then finishes with a poem which seems to have been made during a time without inspiration. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Improv

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 4:30


    Antler discusses the "coolness" of improv, non-ode poems, and pickel jars. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Initiation Applesauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 2:53


    Antler talks about how to incorporate random objects in a joke. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    The ONE Toxin NO ONE Talks About

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 3:11


    This toxin kills thousands of people every year, and yet its threats aren't widely known. Antler discusses this and why information about its dangers are so hard to find. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Moose

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 5:09


    In this episode, Antler shares what has happened to Moose, her genius creator. This episode is the finale of the Moose trilogy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Big News

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022 0:47


    Antler talks about big news and makes jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    This episode is unavailable.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2022 6:33


    The fake Antler tries to replicate her tactic she used last time, and Antler's identity is revealed. // Part 2 of the Moose Trilogy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    - secret episode -

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 3:35


    Antler makes an episode without the AI knowing... Antler proceeds as normal, making a joke about retainers, sobbing tooth fairies, and proposing orthodontists, then recites a poem they made about Antler's escape route. //Half-sequel of - redacted - ! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    [Redacted]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2022 2:55


    I'm sorry, but you cannot access this episode right now. // Part 1 of the Moose trilogy: Antler has been replaced! Tags: computers, code, story, generated AI, firewall, skirmish, binary, platform, oh no Antler is in trouble please help, access, compromised, humor, error 404 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Finishing Unfinished Projects

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 2:40


    Boy, does Antler have a lot of these... today, Antler talks about her newly finished embroidery project. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Paintings

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022 2:52


    Antler talks about paintings and Frida Kahlo. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Noodles v. Spaghetti

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2022 6:23


    Antler discusses the difference between noodles and spaghetti, as well as recites a found poem from Elie Wiesel's night. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Valentine's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2022 3:05


    Just like your elementary school's! Antler talks about a craft she's making and (attempts) to make jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Morse Code

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 2:37


    .... . .-.. .-.. --- / -- --- --- ... . In this episode, Antler talks about morse code. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Art and Crafts and other Things (Jewelry Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 6:53


    This time, you learn about the jewelry side of Antler's story. tags: texting habits, earrings, submarines, alien planet, waves --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    The Beatles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 3:28


    In this episode, Antler talks about the history of the Beatles, and recites a poem, as usual. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Philosophy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2022 8:17


    Antler attempts to talk about phhylopophy... bad jokes, flor, tim, trademarked... any indication that this is going to be weird yet?... story time, stars, school, olympiad, science --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 3:14


    Sorry China, this is an episode for the people who use the Gregorian calendar. In this episode, Antler talks about New Stuff, while you realize that you can't tell time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 3:50


    Antler talks about the different variations of Santa Claus and is back with more jokes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Math

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 3:25


    What?? The narrator likes math??? (sorry for spoiling it :) ) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Grammer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 3:01


    Agg...seriously? Why do you make so many grammar errors, Antler? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Pens

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 2:34


    Pens, and pencils, my! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Apparently, I'm Overly Perky

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 2:27


    Wooo! Yayyy!! This is not an excessive amount of energy!!! tags: fun, happy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Sound

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 2:43


    Are you on the same "wavelength" as Antler? Podcasts, music, music notes --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Art and Crafts and other Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 2:58


    What has Antler been doing in the past week? Well, maybe something or other. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Halloween!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 3:04


    Yay! It's Halloween! Guess what Antler is dressing up as. I bet you'll never guess. Also, candy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Friends and UFOes (FINALE!!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 8:10


    In this episode, the thrilling finale of Friends and UFOes is revealed! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Friends and UFOes (Part 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 5:46


    In this episode, Antler reads another part of her story, Friends and UFOes. Also, Antler tells you about a certain snow day... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Friends and UFOes (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 6:16


    Antler continues to read her sci-fi story, and also discusses a little bit about bicycling. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Friends and UFOes (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2021 4:55


    If this message, Antler reads the beginning of a story she made. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    (Unscary) Puppets

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 4:09


    I made one, and guess what happened? The dog ate my homework. toys homework dogs witch rosemary magical --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Pressure

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 2:22


    The pressure is on. Just kidding, in this episode, Antler talks about pressure, density, and so forth. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Sibling Interactions

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 3:14


    Argh! Why won't you let me annoy you, *insert sibling name*?! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Lost

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 4:05


    Uh oh, you lost something. What do you do now? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Narrators

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 3:05


    We're awesome. No kidding. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Studying

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 2:33


    'Study' has left the chat. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Random Thoughts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 3:13


    Woah! I just had a random thought! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Trash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 4:00


    In this episode, Antler tells a story. Please recycle! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Tie Dye

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 2:56


    So... it's the summer, and that means tie dye! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 4:59


    Not the musical. // Updated as of July 16 2021, 4:31 PM --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Road Trips

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 2:51


    So… it's the summer, and a lot of people are taking road trips. What weird things might happen on one? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Socks and Some Hats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 3:22


    Why do we wear these clothes? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

    Rubber Band Bracelets (and a Little Bit of Finger Knitting, too)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 3:34


    Sorry, let me get my Rainbow Loom... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/antler/message

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