Neck of the Woods

Your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are back like cooked crack to give your a first review of the hottest lounge to hit the South since Harpo's Jukejoint and provide an honest take on the latest pop culture news. Follow them on social media! twitter.com/freshalina twitter.com/XTlANemiliano instagram.com/amytraphouse instagram.com/xtianemiliano

After a brief hiatus, your favorite cousins Freshalina and Xtian Emiliano are here to check in and update your on their lives and share commentary of all things important them; mostly Miss Wanda from Love and Marriage Huntsville. Follow us on social media! twitter.com/freshalina twitter.com/XTlANemiliano instagram.com/amytraphouse instagram.com/xtianemiliano

They really tried to kill your favorite, famous bitch. Hi cousins, look who is back just time for the holiday season. We dissect the assassination attempt on the hottest female rapper, Saucy Santana, the latest updates in The State of Baby Mommas vs Future, and much more. Schedule a Brand Development Session with Fresh - http://bit.ly/fresh-brand Follow us on social media! twitter.com/freshalina instagram.com/amytraphouse instagram.com/xtianemiliano twitter.com/xtianemiliano - Learn the art of making passive income and get your 2020 planner from HustlasMindset.com - Maximize your online presence with affordable workbooks and resources for your creative brand: bit.ly/TheFreshShop - Give your support for the fam! Buy cousin-approved merchandise: bit.ly/TheStashSpot

White people discover that Idris Elba is a zaddy, an auntie finds out what happens when you run up on James St. Patrick for a picture, KeKe Wyatt's crazy ass ties the knot again, Future can't stop having unprotected sex with Bow Wow's exes, and Rebel Wilson needs to do her Googles before she opens her mouth to make sweeping declarations concerning Team Chunk. Light the blunt! Schedule a Brand Development Session with Fresh - http://bit.ly/fresh-brand Follow us on social media! twitter.com/freshalina instagram.com/amytraphouse instagram.com/xtianemiliano - Maximize your online presence with affordable workbooks and resources for your creative brand: bit.ly/TheFreshShop - Make something dope today. Get digital marketing tools to extend the reach of your audience: livecivilacademy.com - Give your support for the fam! Buy cousin-approved merchandise: bit.ly/TheStashSpot

Episode Title: Nivea SZN Episode Description: Grab your favorite wig with an asymmetrical bang -- your favorite cousins are back to collect child support! Follow us on social media! twitter.com/freshalina instagram.com/amytraphouse instagram.com/xtianemiliano - Maximize your online presence with affordable workbooks and resources for your creative brand: bit.ly/TheFreshShop - Make something dope today. Get digital marketing tools to extend the reach of your audience: livecivilacademy.com - Give your support for the fam! Buy cousin-approved merchandise: bit.ly/TheStashSpot

Patty cake, patty cake, microwave. Time to collect back child support -- 2018 is finally here. Fresh is flying solo this week (and postponing her dinner plans) to offer fellow creatives a few words of encouragement. Let's get it!

Your favorite cousins are back like cooked crack. Nothing further needs to be said, enjoy!

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have been gone for a minute but are back with the jump off. It took for Kordell Stewart lost audition tape to Vibe Vixen, Bow Wow reminding Funk Master Flex just how old he is, and and the greatness that is Momma Joyce to bring them back but they are here, tired of being pushed around, and looking to blow you the fuck up. Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: Amytraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness For advertising or coaching inquiries email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@Circa91Agency.com

This week episode @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness break down the beef between Meek Mill and The Game, laugh at the coonery that Mary J Blige has subjected us to again and try to keep a level head with all the reality tv they have been subjected to. Also touch a little on their upbringings and the blessing on free lunch. This episode is sponsored by Glossier Cosmetics. Be sure to use Promo Code: WOODS to receive your discount. Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week episode we play tribute to the baddest bitch Young Thug aka Jeffrey and Yung Joc killing the hair game one swoop bang at a time. Future leaked rant going off on Diddy's old ass, and try to convert the cousins to the church of the Little Women of Atlanta. This episode is sponsored by Casper Mattresses. Be sure to use Promo Code: NECK to receive your discount. Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally drained from all the extraness that has taken place. From Blac Chyna legendary mother Tokyo Toni allegedly being homeless and forced to drive ubers to survive the day to day, to Cassie having to call the police on Diddy after trying to break up with him. A lot has taken place is such little time. This episode is sponsored by Casper Mattresses. Be sure to use Promo Code: NECK to receive your discount. Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness make sure to spend ample time roasting emotional scammers Minnie from Little Women ATL and Rob Hill Sr, Karlie Redd isn't acting her age (like always), R. Kelly found a new high schooler to bae up before cuffing season, and catch up on the greatness of reality tv. Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are literally left speechless after all of the L's that Atlanta are experiencing this week. Tiny fighting T.I. side bitches, Toya Wright divorcing Memphitz, Drama staging bomb threats for Phaedra, Althea going to jail, it just so much....almost too much to make you forget out the Roc-A-Fella/Jay Z tribute inspired by his bad bitch selfie with Beyonce. P.S. Minnie is liar, scammer, and a messy bitch that lives for the drama. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

Flops on top of flops. @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk about Vh1's Hip Hop Honors, Tamar allegedly cheating on Vincent Herbert, Marques Houston being a door to door Jehovah witness, and catch up on the greatness that is Little Women ATL, Cutting It: In The Atl, and Music Moguls. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are always here to provide the laughs when you need them most. This week they talk about Blue Ivy's frustrations with Jay-Z getting older, Mr. Steal Your Grandma using glide to snatch up all the church aunties, BET Awards weekend, and appreciate the reality television gold that is Dame Dash. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

J.R. Smith finally has a legit reason to hit the club, Gucci Mane isn't a clone (but still still needs to stay the hell away from Drake), NeNe Leakes and Peter Thomas go into business together, Puma says that Dutchess and Ceasar had his wife Quani jumped and more. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

After wasting time preparing for Birthday Bash only to see the horrible line up, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness catch up over how draining Ayesha Curry has become, OJ Simpson asking Khloe Kardashian for a paternity test in return for a Father's Day visit, Muhammad Ali's ex girlfriend shopping around a sextape, and messy couple chronicles with Joseline Hernandez, Stevie J, Laura Govan, and GIlbert Arenas. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com, Circa91Agency.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness have a Deb Antney Power Panel on the importance of investing in real online coaching. Freshalina breaks down exactly you will get from one of her online coaching sessions and SirRatchettness breaks down some of the key steps behind launching and running a retail business. They know you are here for the mess so they touch on Gilbert Arenas talking shit about his kids, Keyshia Kaior exploiting Gucci Mane, and put D Scott from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta in the permanent dog house. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising or coaching inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are over come with joy that Gucci Mane has finally been released from prison and is back in their lives. The lives of Juvenile, Foxy Brown, and scammers off Twitter came up but who cares! GUWOP IS FINALLY HOME! Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness plan Blac Chyna's baby shower and give Tokyo Toni career advice, reflect on their "run up and get up" mentality, break down reality rewind for this week including Empire, Mary Mary, Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, and Black Ink Crew. Oh, Nicki Minaj and her ex-boyfriend Firefox came up. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina give their take of the #MetGala red carpet, come to the defense of Khia's opinions of Beyonce's Lemonade video, and offer marketing advice to personal favs Kordell Stewart and Gatorade Cinnabun. Caitlyn Jenner, Blac Chyna, the cast of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta and Empire also catch their fair share of shade. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are still on the search of Miss Becky, can she please raise her hand? Lemonade and good hair aside, they catch up over the one of the baddest bitches Elgin Charles offering Azeala Banks a seat and a job, their weekly rundown of reality rewind and more. Also, always one to look out for their cousins, they are opening the gates for them with open arms.

Trying their best to deal with the celebrity deaths of this week, @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness cover who they would cast for the new season of Love and Hip Hop Miami, celebrate Harriet Tubman making it onto the $20 bill, and realize that sometimes a filler episode it okay.

Dropping that ass like they wifi, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are fed up with the scammers of the world. Having no problem throwing on their #FutureHive capes, they address the pettiness that Ciara has been exhibiting and drawing together the connections of Crooklyn and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. They also try their best to figure out what job occupations the Black Ink Crew members actually hold. Be sure to listen from the comfort of your kitchen floor like Warren Campbell.

Your two favorite cousins Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are back to salute TokyoToni and all her #BlackGirlMagic, dive into the numerous criminals that Mona Scott Young have hired on this season of Love and Flip Flops Bankhead, and try to dissect the struggle of Black Ink Crew: NY. Question of the week: Who would you sign to Lil' Scappy's model agency?

Guess who's bizzack?! After dodging your phone calls on Christmas, New Years and Easter, your favorite absentee fathers have finally retuned -- and this time they're here to stay. This week, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness weigh in on scammers, ain't shit niggas, little people karma sutra, and so much more.

Go big girl what you gon' do! Fresh and Sir Ratchettness remove the focus (and dingleberries) from Black Twitter's current ass eating obsession to pay homage to the members of Team Chunk. Now, swallow.

Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness try to make sense of the BET Hip Flop Awards, Wale's menstrual cycle, Jadakiss breakdancing for likes, Tami Roman's ill-fitted Men's Warehouse suit, Ginuwine's newfound Dirty Sprite lifestyle, the assorted wigs worn during the Black Ink Crew's reunion kick-back and more. Le sigh.

Your favorite absentee fathers @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness return this week to discuss the greatness that is Future Hendrix and the flop that is Ciara, pitch ways to ease racial tensions by bringing trap rappers and country icons together, India Arie's Christmas album, Meek Mill's baby mother's shoplifting charges, a bad bitch named Kordell Stewart and tons more. You're welcome.

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk the relationship status of hood favorites such as Fantasia, Future, Brittney Grimer, and the Govan sisters. Diddy spending the night in jail, the Rachel is the new black fiasco, and catch up on our reality television shows.

Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness select their cast picks for the 'Good Times' movie, attempts to make sense of 'Blood, Sweat & Heels' cast member Geneva Thomas skipping out on her taxi cab fare, weighs in on the moral character of Tina Knowles' new husband and so much more.

Lil Webbie gives his life over to the Lord, Tamar Braxton is skipping out on checks all over town, Plies get body slams at by a fan at a concert, and Rich Homie Quan is becoming the real life version of Miami Vice.

SirRatchettness and Freshalina gives their review of Kendrick Lamar's new album, discuss Suge Knights' $25 million dollar bond, Fantasia's newest business venture, Lil Wayne's tell all book, and catch up over some of their favorite reality television shows.

Chris Brown is a (allegedly) a new father, Keyshia Cole and estrange husband Daniel Gibson trade insults via social media, Mo'Nique is still unconvincing and more. Plus, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness put GoFund Me scam artists on notice.

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness discuss the online fade that Amber Rose issued to Khloe Kardashian and the rest of the family, Erykah Badu politely declining being apart of Azealia Banks' fan following, and catch up on the reality television gold including Apollo Nida and his drill.

This week, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness take on night stands, House Mother Kanye's latest stunt, Bruce Jenner's journey to becoming a bad bitch, Lil Mo's wigs and more.

Lil Wayne is suing Birdman for $51 million and custody of the kids, Bow Wow shades a future 'Unsung' episode on Facebook and TLC kicks off a crowd funding campaign to complete their next album. Plus, reality rewind talk about The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Black Ink Crew, Sorority Sisters and more.

Black Twitter's absentee father Freshalina is finally back in good health and spirits! Listen in as she and Sir Ratchettness chew the fat (plantation translation: catch up) on the latest in entertainment.

This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina weigh in on Tyga's beef with YMCMB, Migos still fighting people like fight night, Iggy Azeala and Snoop Dogg's beef over Instagram memes, and rappers like Wiz Khalifa, Lil Wayne, and Future show that being their baby mommas mean nothing to them.

Aretha Franklin and Cissy Houston take over the world before the lunch hour rush, Lil Kim finally brings in web traffic in 2014, Fantasia's first baby daddy wants to snatch the kid back and 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' preview appears to be everything!

Keyshia Cole catches a charge for assaulting a woman at Birdman's crib, Wiz Khalifa, Amber Rose, Jordan Sparks and Jason Derulo all calls it quits and decided to take part in Cuffing Season 2014, Tyler Perry has a baby on the way, and K. Michelle and Soulja Boy show why everyone doesn't deserve internet access.

Iggy Azealea's ex threatens to put her Hot Pocket on blast via sex tape release, Mathew Knowles is indeed the pappy, K. Michelle gets Lil Kim together and Love & Hip Hop hits Hollywood.

Apollo Nida turns himself into the feds to begin his 8-year sentence, Ciara and Future's relationship is back on, August Alsina continues to go against the grain and Floyd Mayweather extends his reign as FBOTW.

Iyanla Vanzant visits #Ferguson, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon call it quits, Mathew Knowles uses his Destiny's Child members-only jacket to troll for attention, the Beyhive comes for Karrueche, Joe Budden can't keep his hands to himself and more.

CiBandz are fighting back against the haters, Akon has become a victim of Repo Season, Derek J is accused of stealing expensive weaves, and we celebrate national Eat A Booty Day.

Akon adds his two cents on Beyonce and Jay-Z's relationship, Ciara and Future's body party may be coming to an end soon, Trinidad James was dropped from Def Jam, Remy Ma is home from jail, and Lil Kim is dropping diss records recorded on drive thru window systems

The conversation about Nicki Minaj's ass continues, Soulja Boy gets caught flexing for social media likes, Lauryn Hill is still draining, Kim Kardashian gets Adrienne Bailon together, a Johnny Rockets employee comes for Aretha Franklin and Lil B releases the most powerful song of the decade.

Apollo Nida realizes he blew his chances of being Phaedra's lifelong house boy, Farrah Franklin shows by she wasn't meant to be a child of Destiny, The Baby Mothers Club of Lil Wayne have banned against Christina Milian, Omarion adds to the list of MMG members who been arrested and Lil' Mo and her husband have an adventurous sex life.

This week Tiny and T.I. decides to play house for the queen's birthday, Wale needs a good Maya Angelou poem and a hug, Trey Songz isn't here for the August Alsina comparisons, Lil' Kim gives the world their first view of Royal Reign, and Karlie Redd is preying on the young rappers of the music industry

K. Michelle finds beef in a hopeless place, Meek Mills continues to block his blessings, Rich Homie Quan is slapping bitches like Rick James, Prince is not pleased with Lil' Mo opinion on him, and @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina review the BET Awards 2014.

K. Michelle travels to the motherland for inner peace, Keyshia Cole finalizes her divorce from Daniel and then writes song about having a lesbian experience, Rick Ross is run up out of Detroit, Aaliyah's relationship to R. Kelly is added to her Lifetime biopic, and more.