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Rank 'Em All is a music review podcast dedicated to diving deep into our favorite artist's discography and finding out which albums rank higher than the rest!

Rank Em All Podcast


    • Nov 30, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 15m AVG DURATION
    • 54 EPISODES


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    053: Impera and Phantomime (Finale) - Ghost Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2023 130:43


    We have reached the end of our Ghost journey (for now), and have our final results! Nate, Brando, Tyler, and Andy give their ranks for Ghost's 5th studio album, Impera, and their latest EP Phantomime! Special thanks to Andy Crimson for joining us for this series! Check out Andy Crimson's Youtube Channel! Click our links to connect with us!

    051: Prequelle and Seven Inches of Satanic Panic - Ghost Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 105:39


    Enter Cardinal Copia and the next episode of Rank! Nate, Brando, Tyler, and Andy Crimson return this week with the next entries into our Ghost Ranks, Preqelle and Seven Inches of Satanic Panic! Check out Andy Crimson's Youtube Channel! Click our links to connect with us!

    050: Meliora & Popestar - Ghost Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 100:38


    The third album saw Ghost break through into the US charts, and we are here to Rank! Nate, Brando, Tyler and Andy Crimson return to throw down their ranks for Meliora and Popestar! Check out Andy Crimson's Youtube Channel! Click our links to connect with us!

    050: Infestissumam & If You Have Ghost - Ghost Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 92:34


    Calling all ghouls! Rank returns with the second offering from Ghost, Infestissumam! Also, we take a look at the follow up EP "If You Have Ghost!" Join Nate, Brando, Tyler and our favorite ghoul, Andy Crimson in listening and ranking to Ghost! Hit us with our ranks in the comments! Check out Andy Crimson's Youtube Channel! Click our links to connect with us!

    049: Opus Eponymous - Ghost Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 65:58


    The Rank crew is back for more with the Rankening of Ghost! Nate, Brando, and Tyler from the Alice in Chains series return joined by our favorite ghoul, Youtuber Andy Crimson! Check out her channel below! Check out Andy Crimson's Youtube Channel! Click our links to connect with us!

    048: Rainier Fog - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 117:37


    We've reached the finale (for now) of the Alice in Chains Ranked! We will return to rank new releases, but for now, we have the Rank of Rainier Fog and the final results for the entire series! Thank you all for listening and supporting us! We will return! Click our links to connect with us!

    047: The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2023 89:49


    The band is in full swing with their follow up to Black Gives Way to Blue. How does it measure up? Rank along and let us know your Rankings! Click our links to connect with us!

    046: Black Gives Way to Blue - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 84:25


    The year is 2009. Its been 14 years since the last studio album, and Alice in Chains is back with a new album AND singer. Enter William DuVall. The next era of AiC is here! Lets Rank! Click our links to connect with us!

    045: Music Bank - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 84:09


    This weeks episode is a little different. While Music Bank is a "Best of", it also contains several new and unreleased material. You know what that means...we gotta Rank them! We only rank the previously unreleased tracks. Click our links to connect with us!

    044: Unplugged - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 134:07


    Another special episode looks at the great performance with Alice in Chains "Unplugged". Click our links to connect with us!

    043: Alice in Chains - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 91:11


    Its on to the 3rd and self titled album from Alice in Chains! And the last studio album with Layne Staley. Click our links to connect with us!

    042: Sap & Jar of Flies - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 100:41


    This week we are tackling BOTH EPs Sap and Jar of Flies for an special EP episode of Rank 'em All!  Click our links to connect with us!

    041: Dirt - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 108:38


    Brando, Nate, Tyler, and Buckles take a look at one of the best albums of the 90's, Dirt. How did this album rank for you? Click our links to connect with us!

    040: Facelift - Alice in Chains Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 85:07


    Brando and Nate return with new Rankers Tyler, and Buckles to tackle one of the biggest bands from the Seattle music scene, Alice in Chains. Click our links to connect with us!

    039: 2021 Year End Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 30:05


    Brando warms up the Holidays with a special look at some of the Rank results from Metallica, Between the Buried and Me, and Van Halen. A few familiar faces drop by too. Click our links to connect with us!

    038: A Different Kind of Truth - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 97:04


    Coming off of the experience of Van Halen III (if that's the word for it), Brando, Nate, and Joe follow the journey past the Best of Both Worlds (with 3 bonus Sammy Hagar fronted songs) , and into A Different Kind of Truth with a returning David Lee Roth. Was it a return to form? Where the did the album rank? All this PLUS THE FINAL RESULTS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE! TIME CODES BELOW! 7:00 - Best of Both Worlds (Bonus Sammy Songs) 26:42 -A Different Kind of Truth 1:20:08 - FINAL RANK RESULTS! Click our links to connect with us!

    037: Van Halen III - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 42:34


    The band has a new singer, and its former Extreme singer Gary Cherone. And we aren't going to be dishonest...this is the worst album the podcast has ranked to date. We try to make it fun, and props to you if you like this one. But trying to find anything good here was a chore. Click our links to connect with us!

    036: Balance - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 61:18


    The Sammy Hagar era is over! Balance sees the last album with Sammy Hagar as the band hits a tumultuous time in their career. After the main album rank, Brando, Nate, and Joe rank 2 extra songs also featuring the Red Rocker. And one of them is a whirlwind for sure. Click our links to connect with us!

    035: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 43:45


    Joke 'em if you cant take For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge! The 3rd Hagar album brings us into the early 90's as Van Halen enters their 3rd decade! Click our links to connect with us!

    034: OU812 - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 43:57


    The Hagar era continues this week as Brando, Nate, and Joe hit the last Van Halen album of the 80's OU812. Click our links to connect with us!

    033: 5150 - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 88:20


    David Lee Roth is out and Sammy Hagar is in! Who's the better singer? Which era is better, Van Halen or Van Hagar? We're about to find out as we rank Sammy's first album with the band, 5150. Click our links to connect with us!

    032: 1984 - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 74:09


    1984 just may be one of the greatest rock albums of all time. Brando, Nate, and Joe jump in to see if it is or not. Click our links to connect with us!

    031: Diver Down - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 69:42


    Joke 'em if you can't take a f*ck. Brando, Nate, and Joe inch closer to one of the biggest album releases of all time, but first we dive down deep into a mixed bag of an album, Diver Down. Click our links to connect with us!

    030: Fair Warning - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 58:14


    Things are Unchained on the Mean Streets as Brando, Nate, and Joe take a dive into the next Van Halen album, Fair Warning. Click our links to connect with us!

    029: Women and Children First - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 48:28


    The journey continues down the Van Halen discography and we've entered the 80's. What lies ahead for Brando, Nate, and Joe? More hidden gems? More head scratchers? More Classics? How about all the above? Click our links to connect with us!

    028: Van Halen II - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 61:10


    The next album from Van Halen is a sequel! Does it live up to the debut? Brando, Nate, and Joe aim to find out this week! Click our links to connect with us!

    027: Van Halen - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 70:45


    Time to go back in time to 1978 as Brando, Nate, and Joe check out the debut album from one of the most influential rock bands of all time, Van Halen. Click our links to connect with us!

    026: Good Times Grimes - Van Halen Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 14:48


    Brando and Nate return to Rank 'Em All to announce the next band to be Ranked and its Van Halen! Joining the fun is Joe Grimes to round out the panel, and the rank and review starts NEXT WEEK! So give the debut album a spin, a rank, and check back next week to hear our thoughts! Rank on! Click our links to connect with us!

    025: The Anatomy of - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 52:14


    In the finale episode for Between the Buried and Me edition of Rank 'em All; Nick, Dick, Chris, Brett and Zach discuss their favorite cover tracks from The Anatomy of, and go over the final stats and ranks from the entire season! Click our links to connect with us!

    024: Automata II - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 29:45


    The Dudes have reached the final (for now) album from Between the Buried and Me, Automata II. As usual, rails do not exist for this episode! Click our links to connect with us!

    023: Automata I - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 38:34


    Nick and Dick and their slew of dudes are back this week with some more ranks. This week its Automata I from Between the Buried and Me. Click our links to connect with us!

    022: Coma Ecliptic - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 60:49


    What better cure for a night of bad decisions, than to get to ranking some tunes?! The dudes return to continue their trek down the discography of Between the Buried and Me with the ranking of Coma Ecliptic. Click our links to connect with us!

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    021: The Parallax II: Future Sequence - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 75:53


    Nick, Dick, Chris, Brett, and Zach return to the Dudio to dive into The Parallax II: Future Sequence from Between the Buried and Me. Click our links to connect with us!

    020: The Parallax: The Hypersleep Dialogs - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 34:07


    Its that time again! Live from the Dudio, Nick, Dick, Chris, Brett, and Zach break down and rank The Paralax: The Hypersleep Dialogs from Between the Buried and Me. Click our links to connect with us!

    019 The Great Misdirect - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 56:30


    Straight from the Dudio, the slew of Dudes take on The Great Misdirect from Between the Buried and Me. Click our links to connect with us!

    018: Colors - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 63:42


    If we had a nickel for every song we ranked...we'd be making money in a very weird way! Dem bois are back as Nick and Dr. Dongo lead the dudes through another album from Between the Buried and Me. This week, its Colors. Click our links to connect with us! We used to Rank 'em All...we still do, but we used to too.

    017: Alaska - Between the Buried and Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 56:39


    Back on Super Bowl Sunday, the Dudes gathered for some yums, and some rankage, as they ranked Alaska from Between the Buried and Me. Click our links to connect with us!

    016: The Silent Circus - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 58:33


    After a hard brunch, Nick Maxon and his Slew of Dudes (Dick, Chris, Zach and Brett) move on to the sophomore album from Between the Buried and Me: The Silent Circus. Click our links to connect with us!

    015: Between the Buried and Me - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 47:13


    Nick and Dick gather the dudes (Brett, Chris, and Zach) to dive in and rank the debut album from Between the Buried and Me! Click our links to connect with us!

    014: Introducing the Dudes - Between the Buried and Me Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 11:16


    The Dudes travel back from the future to introduce the...past? Nick and Dick are joined by Brett, Chris, and Zach as they prep you for the next phase in Rank 'em All as they look to start ranking Between the Buried and Me.  Click our links to connect with us!

    013: S&M2 - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 106:43


    In our final Metallica episode (for now) we take a look at S&M2 and compare and contrast to the first, as well as throw down some bonus ranks for the new tracks done with the symphony. Also the end of the episode features a rundown of the final ranks of all the Metallica albums and the 10 Worst Ranked Songs, 5 Best Ranked Covers, and 10 Best Ranked Songs. Thank you to everyone to listened and ranked along with us! Now strap in tight as we move on to the next rank! Click our links to connect with us!

    012: Hardwired...To Self-Destruct - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 172:30


    Metallica's tenth studio album is on the docket today as the guys break down all the songs and see how the album stacks up. (Bonus ranks for the extra songs on the 3 disc version) Click our links to connect with us!

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    011: Death Magnetic - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 123:33


    Metallica survived and so did we, as we push on to a record which sought to see the band return to its roots. Did they succeed? Find out as the guys dive into Death Magnetic! (Bonus ranks included for Beyond Magnetic!) Click our links to connect with us!

    010: St. Anger - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 93:08


    We finally made it. The infamous album that was widely panned by critics and fans alike, while still selling nearly six million copies worldwide. How will it fare against the rankings of the other albums? Its time to find out. (Bonus ranks included for 2 additional songs done prior to St. Anger.) Click our links to connect with us!

    009: S&M - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 84:46


    In our second bonus episode for the Metallica Ranked series, the guys take a trip to a very special experiment that the 'Tallica boys decided to embark on, a live performance with a symphony orchestra! Click our links to connect with us!

    008: Garage Inc. - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 117:50


    This week we've reached our first bonus episode! Brando, Nate, Nick, and Dick head into the world of the cover tunes Metallica has done through the years they compiled onto a 2 disc set known as Garage Inc. Click our links to connect with us!

    007: Reload - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 113:35


    The 90's carries on with the mighty Metallica as we edge out of the eyeliner and blues toward a more straight forward radio rock effort. Nate, Nick, Dick, and Brando look at the ups and downs and at the end each put together a single super album containing songs from both Load and Reload. Click our links to connect with us!

    006: Load - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 94:31


    The 90's called, and they want their music back! Brando, Nate, Nick, and Dick dive into one of the more divisive albums in Metallica's discography; Load. Click our links to connect with us!

    005: Metallica (The Black Album) - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 116:28


    The episode of all episodes is here! Nick, Dick, Nate and Brando are joined by special guest ranker Austin Hill to dive into one of the biggest albums from any artist in any genre. Click our links to connect with us!

    004: ...And Justice For All - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 54:20


    Rounding out the 80's era of Metallica is ...And Justice For All! Brando, Nate, Nick, and Dick break down this classic this week on Rank 'em All! Click our links to connect with us!

    003: Master of Puppets - Metallica Ranked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 67:06


    This week, the bois tackle one of the biggest metal albums of all time. Nate, Brando, Nick, and Dick review and rank Master of Puppets! Click our links to connect with us!

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