Reality Reality with Whitney A.

I finally went to a taping of WWHL!!! And I hit the jackpot. Talking allllll about it and recap of BH, Atlanta reunion part 1, and Khloe's baby and Tristan "Garbage" Thompson.

Breaking down the week in reality and talking all things Bachelor finale with our reality amiga Joy the Baker!

I'm back! With a slightly newer, fresher, and shorter format. Hope you like it! 

Molly and I talk: the snoozefest that is Arie as the Bachelor, if Shep will ever find love on Relationshep, we take a listener call about Vanderpump Rules (have we been to the restaurants? do they actually work there??), and recap the season premiere episode of RH of Bev Hills among MANY OTHER THINGS.

Ashley Torres joins us as special guest and we talk alllllll things Kardashian! Ice skating rinks in your backyard, why Rob might be the smartest one of the bunch, Kim's bicycle shorts, when Kylie and Khloe might reveal their preggers status, Kendall's stalkers, fat transfers, Kardashian wedding style, and SO MUCH MORE. Get into it.

You might recognize today's guest from the season premiere of Shahs of Sunset where she guided GG to find her center! Ana Lilia is a breathwork and meditation teacher and intuitive healer...and lover of all things Bravo. We talk about: what it's like to be behind the scenes of Shahs, Nene's "girls and gays" party, Sheree and Jack Daniels, the OC reunion finale, and go deep on this season of Below Deck. Turtle time drink is: Old Fashioned!

Jason Stewart aka Them Jeans is a DJ and podcast host (Tall Tales and The Stew) and is our special guest today! We talk about: Thanksgiving, foooooood, Iron Chef America, the Real Housewives of Orange County finale, blue cocktails, what kind of set he would play at an OC party, his crush on Whitney Port, we learn what his Housewives tagline would be and MUCH MORE. Turtle Time: Amplify Carignane!

Miss Kris is in the building! The creative director, prop stylist, DIY diva, and owner of Party at the Disco is a die hard Real Housewives of Atlanta fan. And so am I. Duh. We are talking all things ATL and the season premiere: Nene's return (Bloop!), Phaedra dating Shemar Moore, is Kenya really married?, Sheree's hair lewks, 50 Shades of Cynthia and LOTS MORE. 

Today's guest is Tracy Benjamin aka Shutterbean! We talk: how to survive Halloween as a mom (to-go cups of booze), astrological signs, Oprah's fav cocktail, Jeff and Gage and the Flipping Out season, why you should watch The Voice, Beverly Hills goes to Berlin, the Instagram sensation Tracy thinks we all need to follow and SO MUCH MORE. Turtle Time drink is: Tracy's current fav- Bourbon + Ginger + Lime!

On today's episode: throwing cake and why "trash" is a trigger word in NJ, Fern and Ficus review recent Kardashian fashions, Zak Bagans and talking to River Phoenix's ghost, finding a cabin full of baby dolls in the woods, why Redman has become a Master of Scare-o-monies, and the genius of Kitchen Nightmares #shutitdown. Turtle time drink of the episode: BLACK DEATH.

Today's guest is Joy Wilson aka Joy the Bakerrrrrrr, author of the brunchtastic cookbook Over Easy and the cake genius behind Drake on Cake! We discuss: why bottle service is dumb, the RHONJ premiere, Don't be Tardy and sommunyays (sommeliers...), if either one of us would want to spend a Night with Our Ex, discuss our favorite reality shows of yesteryear (like Real World: Seattle and Rock of Love), our love of deep diving, and the Keeping up with Kardashian beauty filter AMONG MANY OTHER THINGS. Turtle Time: Vodka sodas with all the limes you have in your home a la RHOC. 

Today's special guest is Billy Green, the colorful man behind the Wit + Vinegar blog and Popsicle Week (a movement sweeping the nation), and the author of Whip it Up! We talk about Kylie's possible bun in the oven and the Kardashian 10 year special, RH of Dallas and pooping in your pants, how old Kim Zolciak is, and much more! Turtle Time drink of the ep is...a Grapefruit La Croix Paloma! 

Today's guest is the lady behind A Cozy Kitchen, author of The Year of Cozy and A Cozy Coloring Book, mom to the sassiest corgi ever (Amelia), and my sassy friend Adrianna Adarme! Listen to us talk about: our rose and thorn of reality TV summer '17, Cardi B, RHONY and tequila, Teresa G and Skinny Italian, Naked Attraction and penis tattoos gone wrong, and a whole lot more. The Turtle Time drink of the day is: Aperol Spritz.