Terrace Housecast: Boys and Girls on the Internet

Kevin you failed to edit it so that you won the sigh race

Due to some technical difficulties, this episode did not properly upload a couple of weeks ago. This is Episode #32 of our show. You can subscribe to our premium podcast by writing Dave a check for $1,000, every month, for the rest of your life. ...Please don't do this. You will receive nothing, for our affections require more than human money. Dave writes the episode descriptions by the way

"I...I can't even bring myself to write the description for this one." -Dave

In this episode, we spend a good chunk of time discussing [SPOILERS] But for real, we talk about how the social media aspect of Terrace House allows the show to spoil itself. 

Pam is flying back from Octoberfest, so we have another episode of Dave and Kevin meandering while they try to remember what this podcast is about.  

WE'RE BACK! JUST AS RAMBLING AS EVER!  Pam couldn't be with us for this episode, as she was drinking beers the size of her torso in Germany. 

Hear Pam's thoughts on the end of part 3, just so you can get your Terrace Housecast Fix. Remember, new Terrace House: Aloha State episodes go up on Netflix September 26th!  

APOLOGIES! I (Dave) skipped an episode when I was uploading them. This episode should be the podcast for Part 3 Episode 7. 

On this week's episode, Dave discusses four dimmensional geometry...badly. More importantly, we discuss the absolutely fuego finale to part three

Pam was away on some sort of international cult trip/family vacation, so we have another unhinged episode from Dave and Kevin this week!

Kevin identifies bullshit rock climbing. (I almost forgot to post this episode - Dave)

Words to describe this episode: Fuego, Fire, Feuer, Feu...other words for fire. This episode was lit, is what we're trying to say. 

   This episode contains a VERY awkward conversation that was cut.   

Pam has returned from the barren deserts of Utah, Dave is thrilled by the pettiness of the episode, and Kevin compares Nikki to a shot of adrenaline right to the chest

Dave shows his internal age, Pam visits SLC, and Kevin explains the term "Fam". Also we discuss a great TH episode

Dave finds this episode "Supremely Forgettable"...except poor guy

We are infatuated with the NYT review of Terrace House. Also, Dave is a little too excited for the horse hiking. 

Dave falls in love with the meta nature of "Terrace House". Pam has make-up work to do. 

In this episode, Pam was absent doing cool motorcycle stuff or something. Much like when Torichan is gone, our other presenters kinda went off the rails. Stay tuned. 

In this episode, we note the the absence of Saito the Bald. Also, the commentators in the commentation zone are very normally dressed for once.  Other topics include: T-Shirt stores too cool for Dave  Avian is the most over-educated person ever Pam apologizing to Avian  Anna isn't having the best time in the house 

Arrival of new House Members coincides with Dave making his audio quality worse.  Follow us on twitter @THCBAGOTI

Anna ArrivesWe Fear for the stability of the Yuya-Avian relationshipA new Guy is TeasedDave likes live albums

Aloha State part II is on Netflix! Don't binge it, watch it slowly, week by week, and listen to our podcast right after!  Follow our twitter at https://twitter.com/THCBAGOTI We're @THCBAGOTI 

We watched it. You Watched it. We felt bad. You felt bad. But now we have to discuss the cringiest first date we've ever seen.  On the positive side of things, Dave is triggered by terrible water balloons.   We have hope for the boy in Part 2 

It only took us all leaving Boston for the crew to be reunited. In this episode, we discuss the terrifying setup in the Yusuke/Lauren relationship. Other Topics Include: Lauren's Model Face NFL's love triangle  Dave's still talking about Poke  Yuya can't cook  Follow us on twitter at: @THCBAGOTI 

We are once again sans Pamela, as Kevin and Dave finally record an episode live and in person. Follow us as we live through and recap the penultimate episode of Part 1 of Aloha State on Netflix.  Sorry about the delay, there were some issues getting the episode uploaded

We are back again, emboldened, finally with new content, and less intense descriptions cause Dave needs to go to bed. Also, thanks to everyone who left a review on the reddit thread on r/terracehouseAlso, no Pam this episode. Sorry.   

In this episode, Dave and Kevin experience tragic flashback's from years of being awkward with girls as youths. Other Topics include Matthew Mahogany  Dave has never eaten a banana  How did Lauren get fired from her banana shucking job?  Breaking Benjamin is not the same as Breaking Bad Dave you suck at descriptions  Sensual Arm Squeeze"Chinese Catholic Church Dinner" sounds like a fake album

Join Dave and Kevin as they watch Aloha State episode 5, and hear their live reactions to the episode

In this episode, shit continued to get real. Other topics include:  Naomi/Lorraine/Frank is now NFL Dave is now a bit closer to getting instagram  An abusive relationship with a guitar Awesume soundcloud playlists  Vending machine burgers The magical voice of Austen GhoulsbeeDeus's soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/hypnotize192

Finally, we are functional adults that can watch a show on netflix, and then attempt to talk about it. Seriously though guys, we're actually on track. It only took four podcast episodes. Yuya deserved to be shat on for his fucking antics,  TORICHAN WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE COME BACK ITS SCARY AND WE'RE SO ALONE BUT KEVIN KINDA LIKES IT WHEN YOU'RE GONE CAUSE HE EMBRACES THE DANGER,  Eric, you also on watch,  Naomi/Lorraine/Frank looks very young how old are you really?  #ThereWasNoToyotaInThisEpisodeThankYouVeryMuchToyotaYouMakeFineAutomobilesButDaveIsStartingToHateWritingThisJoke  Kevin and Dave's town is apparently sketchier than a first year illustration student's homework  The Worst Beach Date Ever

In this episode Kevin, and Dave quietly rewatch Episode #2 of Aloha State, while Pam catches up. Other Topics Include:  Awkward Dead Space in Conversation,   Lauren's Skeptic Pasta Face,  Pam responding 15 minutes late,  "Dave did you delete her number?"   Subtitles are my lifeline, don't take them away! Sponsored By Toyoyoyoyota Tundra thank you very much Toyoyta you make fine automobiles.  Pam do you have anything funny or interesting to add to this description?  The sadness that is Drumpf's America The Happiness that is "Terrace House" 

This time Pam is to blame for not being caught up. Other topics include: Dave's Love life Catcalling Beefy Women Those last five episodes that Dave still needs to see. Seriously, Dave, finish "Terrace House".  #ArmanWatch2017 begins The guitar god has been rated as "Cute" by Pam Bird Flu How to confuse Neo-Nazis with math #MustangsAreRadButWeStillLoveYouToyotaBroughtToYouByToyotaThankYouVeryMuchToyotaYouMakeFineAutomobiles

The first episode of the podcast starts with Dave revealing he has not finished Terrace House. Other topics include:Donald TrumpPhiladelphiaLiving in Lavish citiesTaylor Swift and lying to the internet#ArisaHate #Homewrecker #MizukiIsBaeBrought to you by Toyota thank you very much Toyota you make fine automobiles