The Chopped And Screwed Podcast

***TRIGGER WARNING*** National domestic violence hotline 1.800.799.SAFE (7233) Suicide Prevention hotline 1.800.273.8255 The majority of this Episode We discuss emotional and mental abuse towards Women in relationships, and give signs to watch out for when it comes to toxic behavior of an abuser. “Gaslighting” and Manipulation are two major factors. Many humans fall victim to this type of abuse and Jordyn and I talk a little bit about our experiences being in abusive relationships in the past. We go over answers sent in by you listeners, what you guys feel like a toxic trait is, and most importantly the reason why we are talking about this. A precious young woman, Gabby Petito, was tragically taken from this earth, and deserves absolute justice and peace brought to her life and to her whole family. We saw (not all) the unusual and toxic signs from this play out in the evidence via social media. This ongoing investigation hit home for a lot of women, because the behavior in how both of them were acting is a little too familiar. She has brought attention to a whole community about abuse and domestic violence and it's very important to keep bringing awareness because it's more common than you think unfortunately. Prayers to the Petito family, and prayers to every family of EVERY race that has had missing people in their lives that didn't get the coverage that she got. ❤️ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

“ Did I stutter? Let me eat ur ass.” Too bold? We thought so too. This week, we talk about how guys have gotten VERY bold when sliding into the DM's, and how they really need to relax. We give some suggestions on how to slide in properly, or at least in a less aggressive way. You want the Woman to respond, don't you? We also talk about The 5 Love Languages! Words of Affirmation, Acts of Service, Physical Touch, Quality Time, and Gifts giving. All of them are very important when keeping a healthy relationship! Thanks for listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We're back for another episode! This week we play would you rather, x-rated edition. Would you rather have someone whose skilled in the bedroom, or someone whose super attractive? Morning sex or night sex? Lots of dirty talk or someone whose totally silent? And mannnyyy more.. enjoy

We discuss Drakes possible new album art for his highly anticipated upcoming album, “Certified Lover Boy.” We discuss a juicy sex position and (somewhat) disagree with each other, And then we cover the drama about what went down with the popular website Only Fans recently. What a sh*t show… finally we answer a couple of great questions sent in by listeners!

Hey! Happy Monday everyone. Are you bored of p*rn? And Annoyed when people don't know proper airplane etiquette? Use your sex toys a little too much and now you don't know what you feel anymore? Confused on why trucks need to rev their engine so damn much and aggressively speed up to the Culver's drive thru? Welcome to Episode 27! We discuss why we are bored watching videos to get off, and some advice on how to make it feel like less of a chore! Plus what Elon Musk is up to now days… robots. Like dude chill…all that and more, Have a great week! Love, the Chopped Chicks --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

What's up everyone! We have one thing every girl our age has on her mind…. Taking old Men's money. We have a hilarious story about a creepy, very interesting Old Man we met at a bar. We chat about different proposal situations, and discuss things like snuggles and learning to slowly love yourself. We spit some truth about unlearning things, and most importantly we talk about Sugar Daddies! What girls wish we could do in a perfect sugar Daddy situation, how to spot the fake accounts, and advice on how to handle it. Yay! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We discuss losing our virginities * trigger warning* We shit on “ influencers”. Jordyn tells an embarrassing rookie drinking story. We chat about non consensual touching because that's a common occurrence in our lives unfortunately, and we tell you about our Vegas trip! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We b*tch about how obnoxious it is as a woman to always be touched by unwanted men in public settings, and in general for no reason. We cover "backpussy"?? Backpussy, excuse me? Someone actually said that to Emma. We talk about our wild night in AZ. We saw a lot of celeb look alikes, we shoot down a messenger boy, (Shy guys cousin) and how Chopping and Screwing a man from a golf cart led us to a free Dj Tiesto concert! Lastly, we play a naughty would you rather game. Doggy or Missionary for life? Head or no head? Bj or Hj? We get down and dirty. Thanks for listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

In this weeks episode, we shit on midwesterners for starters. After that, we've realized that we have come to that strange age when you are either getting married and making babies, or you're surrounded by people who are. So, we invented a fun drinking game out of it! Jordyn also reveals some hilarious and juicy dm's she has received. And we chat about ass and titties. Have a great week! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

Emma shares a very haunting story with us. Yes, the ghosts of hookups past returns. And this time it takes us to the orthodontist, and then to the trap house..Big yikes to say the least. We also play a fun celeb version of fuck, marry, kill! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

Is Jordyn ENGAGED?! We talk about our trip to California, and our flaming welcome home... yeah, Jordyn had to call 911. And then Jordyn got a wild DM from a strange man with a very odd request, one we've never heard of in our entire lives. We also talk about big ole dick and more stuff :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

Someone, we'll call him Sal, tries to seduce Emma with sexual memes. You know, those kinds of memes people post on their story with the 100% symbol and the fire emojis? ... yea. We also talk about the spit or swallow debacle, we bring some cringey information to your attention, and we talk about some butt stuff too. Don't be scared. ;) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We briefly talk update you on life in Arizona and some of the shit that goes on at our apartment complex. And the crazy kinks continue.. pony play? hell fire? slime? statues? Its all here folks.. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

Jordyn and Emma discuss threesomes. Positions, scenarios, mmf, ffm, and fff. ;) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

So, we're a little pissed this week. We talk about a gross situation that happened to us over our birthday weekend, we realize birthdays are just depressing the older you get, and periods are a cock block!! Being a woman sucks sometimes. We are sorry for being distant, we are back! Promise ;) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We're Back!!! After 3 long weeks of no episodes, we're back with another crazy story involving Emma's stalker from Arizona. We also have a juicy announcement ;) Missed you all! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

On this episode, we had listeners send in their kinks that they enjoy, and we happily talk about them! Some of them you might be enjoying right now. ;) Gagging, biting, finger in the booty, and way more!! Also, Emma ghosts another human being for showing an unexpected side of him. Was she wrong for ghosting him? Maybe we could use your advice. :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We introduce a new little segment about some crazy, comical, consensual kinks.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

Emma blocks and exposes a creeper on LIVE recording, the things he said make our skin crawl to say the least. Jordyn tells us a couple scary tales from her past, one involving synthetic weed, and the other her stalker. She also shares a fucked up stalker story sent in by her anonymous friend. Thanks for listening! :)  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We talk about fruits to make you taste better, and give you some helpful life advice. Emma shares her hilarious catfish story, and we answer and discuss an anonymous question about queefing. Queefing happens. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We reveal some VERY exciting life changing news on this weeks episode. Emma finds love in a hopeless place? And yet another random weird sexual DM. Go listen and thanks for the support!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

This week we're starting 2021 off right, with new crazy stories sent in from listeners, a trick up our sleeve, a raunchy never have I ever game, and you guessed it.... LOTS of sex talk!! Cheers ;) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

On this weeks episode, let's just say we go off. We talk about how stupid slut shaming is, double standards when it comes to men and women, toxic relationships, feelings, communication, weird questions from our listeners, and you guessed it, lots of sex! Happy Holidays :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

This week we continue the conversation about the over-hyped position, 69. Side 69? Standing 69? We introduce you to Jordyn's creepy maintenance man, we talk about another crazy a** conspiracy, and we answer some steamy sexual questions sent in by listeners. Whose going to peg a guy first? Listen to find out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We talk about some weird ass conspiracies involving dinosaurs, satan, and a different kind of earth. Excuse me? Emma tells us a funny, embarrassing high school memory that her friend put her through. We also go off on a huge rant about overrated sex positions. Car sex, shower sex, 69, and more! Enjoy :) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

This week Emma tells us about a crazy drive home she had the other night, and what the f*** she saw in the clouds. Aliens? Absolutely. And Jordyn gets asked a weird sexual favor from a random stranger on snapchat. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

In this episode we give a moment of silence for Jordyn's brave surprise trip to the E.R. as she tells us a tragic, gruesome story about her beloved nipple. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We cover a spicy question sent in by a listener, and scratch the surface of age difference. How old will you go? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

This episode we get into the spooky spirit and tell two embarrassing  hook up stories that are funny, juicy and very cringey.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

We are tired of toxic feeds. Can anyone relate? This episode we vent about social media and discuss some unrealistic beauty trends that are doing more harm than good.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support

Welcome to The Chopped and Screwed Podcast! Jordyn and Emma reminisce about going out on the weekends before covid, and share a crazy ass story sent by an anonymous person.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/choppedandscrewedpodcast/support