The Pig Finger Podcast

Mort and Marge return to discuss Marge's trip to Puerto Rico, Mort's show, and the male body.

Mort and Marge stumble through the depths of winter with nothing to talk about. Mort sets an end date for the podcast.

Marge bores us for 30 minutes while she talks about her trip to Hawaii. Mort pulls us out of the nosedive with beautiful insights into weed, adult dodgeball, and his pick for the biggest virgin from our high school circa 2014.

Mort and Marge discuss their dry, dry Januaries. Marge looks forward to Hawaii. Mort rescinds his last recommendation. A New Donkey of the Week emerges.

Mort and Marge appear discover that they both dreamt of each other this week, before discussing Mort's seemingly clogged shower. They then discuss flirting.

Mort and Marge ring in the new year with discussions of 69ing, formal dates, and some self help book Marge is reading that she likely will never finish.

Marge and Mort discusses Marge's Misogyny List, work gifts, and the Donkey of the Week.

Mort and Marge pay tribute to Roxie the dog, before getting into Marge's week of debauchery.

Mort and Marge catch up for a bit before getting into a heated discussion about Taylor Swift.

Mort and Marge debrief their week back home for Thanksgiving.

Mort and Marge discuss Mort's Uber hitting a cyclist, OnlyFans, and sex work.

Mort and Marge dive deep into the world of karaoke and Mort's throat infection.

Mort and Marge make it exactly one day into Daylight Savings before crumbling into crippling despair.

Mort and Marge have their deepest talk yet, discussing heroes and hotties and absolutely everyone in between.

Mort and Marge discuss Mort's show, Love is Blind, and armpit hair before diving into the mailbag and ending on a recommendation that will rock your world

Mort graciously allows Marge to take center stage and talk about language exchanges and a man named Elvis. Mort embraces his inner asshole, literally.

Mort and Marge shake off some vitriolic criticism from their so-called 'friends' and record the greatest podcast episode of all time.

Mort and Marge discuss Chicago, Marge's gaslighting, and free condoms.

Mort and Marge rise like a phoenix from the ashes to return to form. Topics discussed include weddings, BDSM, and Bear Hair.

Mort and Marge drop this week's episode early to discuss how they're both being ghosted unbelievably hard. This may be deleted at some point.

Mort may or may not be riddled with Covid and stuck in a box. Marge talks about documentaries and cults and what not. She asks the most important question of our time - "Is being mean hot?"

Marge returns to Brooklyn to discuss writing essays, improving the podcast, and Mort being a gentlemen.

Mort and Marge discuss the shocking horror of Marge's snoring, as well as Mort's quest to quit weed.

Marge discusses the most monumental weekend of her life. Mort frets over a woman.

Mort and Marge craft a text, live on air. They also discuss like dating and everything.

Mort and Marge discuss tampons, sex, and Marge's childhood journal.

It took Mort and Marge 48 episodes to figure out they should plan what to talk about in advance. Mort discusses sex, Marge discusses a recent proposal.

Marge returns from Chicago with a new lease on life.

Mort emerges from the weekend in a state of heightened awareness. Marge discusses the role of diet orange soda in her dates.

Mort and Marge discuss what they'd change about each other, and the definition of "smolder." Also adoption.

Mort pretty much mails this one in - try again next week.

Mort and Marge discuss some dates, amongst other things I cannot remember.

Mort and Marge return after a week off to discuss Mort's show and Marge's pro-catcalling beliefs.

Mort and Marge record the first ever episode of the PFP live from the same location.

Mort and Marge reminisce about The Lake and get into a lengthy discussion of HBO's Girls.

Mort and Marge discuss the etiquette of making plans, and Harry's House. Mort mails it in.

Mort discusses the short film he made in Boston and then Marge talks about manifesting hot people from the skies.

Marge's radiant mood carries the PFP to new heights.

Mort and Marge discuss Mort's birthday and Marge's Uber ride before diving into the mailbag.

Mort and Marge discuss the events of the week.

Mort and Marge discuss Marge's visit to Brooklyn.

Mort and Marge discuss sustainability, hair salons, and buying a pillow.

I honestly need to start making Marge write these because I hate having to sincerely describe the topics we cover, also I feel like our 40 listeners are going to listen to this regardless of what this description even says, like what new audience is this really hitting? I've come to realize that I don't like marketing in general. Anyway I think we talk about like character traits of ourselves that could be deemed "off-brand." Did that last sentence entice anyone to listen? I would sincerely like to know so text me. Also this is Marge btw. This description was mostly run-on sentences but Anchor allows you to write 4000 characters in this description for some reason so I might keep going a little while longer. Eh, actually no I'm going to stop right now.

I honestly can't tell you a single thing that we talked about on this one but I do know that it's an instant-classic.

Marge returns from London a changed woman. Mort and Marge discussed getting hit on, haircuts, and having kids. Marge discusses London about an hour in before her wifi implodes.

Mort and Marge comb through the PFP mailbag before Marge heads to London. Email (better) questions to pigfingerpodcast@gmail.com.

Mort and Marge talk about glasses, the film Zodiac, and ponytails before Marge leaves for London.

Marge talks about uncooked pasta and trying to improve herself for 40 minutes before Mort brings the podcast out of its nosedive to talk about dancing with the devil in pale moonlight.

Mort's Hard-Out hangs over the episode like a rain cloud - can Marge's (self-promoted) birthday overcome this negative energy?

Mort and Marge discuss the styes in Mort's eyes, amongst other things.

Mort and Marge, in a quiet moment of reflection, express gratitude.