Two Scared Siblings

Andrea's car was hit by a coyote, and Edmonton's roads make no sense, so it's been a week. Andrea and Wren cover the horrifying torture and murder of Katarzyna Zowada. If anyone knows of a time when the cops did well, email us for our next episode!

In case you were worried, Wren keeps Andrea on a very short leash when it comes to abusing her power, and it's a good thing for all of us. Andrea and Wren cover the murder of Alejandra Galeana by her boyfriend, Jose Luis Calva Zepeda.

So, you're wondering about the utility of thigh bone architecture? Look no further! Andrea and Wren cover the false imprisonment and execution of Timothy Evans.

Recording from a place where a bunch of aphids have decided the replace the oxygen, Wren and Andrea present to you the devastating case of Travis the chimp and his attack on Charla Nash. By the way, health care system, if someone's face has been ripped off, you should maybe just help them for free.

Andrea stopped backhanding her cat long enough to do the research on this one! The siblings cover the Sharpe family murders. #notallfish #justthebadfish

Catch up on all the latest bat drama with us! Wren and Andrea cover the harrowing experience of Juliane Koepcke. We're off to put our microphone in a senior's home now...

Wren is gulping and slurping, and Andrea IS NOT A MATTRESS SALESMAN! The siblings cover the tragic Tanacu exorcism.

Sometimes we think we should have just gone into nursing, like mother said. Wren and Andrea cover the tragic death of Mitrice Richardson. 

This is the story of a daddy skeleton and a son skeleton and their skeleton dog. Just kidding! It's actually the story of the Grindr serial killer, not to be confused with the Grindr killer...because there really are two.

Words of wisdom: fire alarms are there to alarm you of fire. How does Wren not rule the world already!? The siblings cover the stalking case of Angela Diaz.

Check your thresher privilege, and let's get on with it! Wren covers the murder of Darren Rainey, and Andrea tells us about the murder of Timothy Coggins.    (Justice for Darren Rainey) https://www.change.org/p/united-states-supreme-court-demand-justice-for-darren-rainey(BLM's site, there is a big donate link on the homepage as well as a bunch of info) https://blacklivesmatter.com/(Things to do if you want to support current protesters, but can't get to the protests yourself) https://www.papermag.com/5-ways-to-protest-if-you-cant-2646163398.html?rebelltitem=8#rebelltitem8(List of bail funds to donate to for protesters) https://bailfunds.github.io/ 

Hey. Hey you!!! You gotta be more inclusive when you talk about murderous hackers. It's 2020, for goodness' sake. Andrea covers the Kuykendall phone stalker and Wren chats you up about the haunted Dow Hill of Kurseong. If you don't want to be terrorized by hills...don't listen.

Amongst scientific facts about COVID from a YouTuber and existential horror as a life choice, we still have managed to completely deviate from today's politics. Wren covers the Nutty Putty cave tragedy and Andrea discusses the last dive of Dave Shaw. 

Firewalking - what could go wrong, amirite? Andrea and Wren cover the weirdo, James Arthur Ray. He killed peeps! And now, Andrea is off to a psychiatric prison. We will not be taking questions at this time.

If it's not sordid, then what's the point?...is our new mission statement. Wren covers ghost marriages and Andrea covers the murdering Carsons - because who says a marriage can't include stabbing? 

Ye Olde Buzzfeede did not murder Edgar Allan Poe, but they did inspire this episode! Wren and Andrea cover Poe's mysterious death. Next, we petition to bring back laudanum and opium dens. Now, it's time for us to sneak off with our gentleman callers. 

If you want to hear Andrea whining about her hip like an ancient old crone, and also about murder, you are in the right place! Wren covers the murder of Catherine (Katie) Wynter and Andrea discusses the murder of Brian Barrett, also known as the Talhotblond murder case. If only it weren't for that pesky little scientific evidence thing...

Andrea is the new Deep Throat, and Wren is struggling to care! On the topic of creepy children, Andrea covers the case of Beth Thomas, Child of Rage. Wren then chats about the Sasebo Slashing. At some point, we kill all of our relatability in one fell swoop. Good times!

So many hands, so many places. Probably best to just not cut them off of your body! Wren covers the tragic murder of Nava Elimelech, and Andrea tells the story of the Lady of the Dunes. The 70s and 80s were...something, that's for sure.

Look, yogurt late at night is fine, so stop harassing Texas about it already. Andrea covers the Yogurt Shop Murders, and Wren tells the story of the Lululemon murder, which teaches us that if you're scared of getting in trouble for stealing, you should probably not then do a murder instead. BTW, does anyone have any spare ankles lying around? Asking for a friend.

Listen, if you need to shake down a homeless shelter, then shake down a homeless shelter, but it won't help. Wren tells the tale of David Brom and Andrea recounts the case of the Duval sisters. These are troubley, troubley times, but just remember, that axes can be as long as you want, and hopefully that keeps you warm at night. Special thanks to Aswen for this episode!

If you're telling us you've never just beaten yourself up and then lay down and died...we don't believe you. Andrea and Wren do a deep-dive on the mysterious death of Mrs Jerry Lee Lewis. In case you needed some death and Jesus.

We think you'll all agree when we say, those heckin' ghosts! Wren covers the Stanley Hotel and Andrea discusses the hotel murders of Rose Berkert and Roger Atkison. Also, we're begging you...we need some stories about toothpaste, and we need them now.

If your relationship progresses from guns to big cats, you know it's real. Andrea covers the disappearance of Carole Baskin's husband, Don Lewis, and Wren discusses the tragic mauling death of Diane Whipple. By the way, Wren knows nothing about tigers and their digestive tracts, so our takeaway is that he lied about being a tiger digestive tract expert. Shameful.

WE'RE BACK! Did you miss us? We missed you, you microphone-shaped human in Wren's closet. Andrea covers La Corriveau and Wren covers Martha and Giles Corey, in our witch-themed comeback episode! Also, Wren admitted that he sometimes accidentally trips and kills seven of his spouses, so... just something to think about.

Have you ever...taken your loved one's head and put it on another person's torso for funsies? Just us then? Wren covers the Biological Resource Center in Arizona - also known as the human body chop shop! That should pretty much tell you everything you need to know about that. THEN, Andrea discusses the tragic death of Michele Dufault, in a lab accident that should never have happened. And now, off with your unhappily labbed souls! Whatever that means.

We hope this doesn't ruin Space Balls for you... Wren covers the spouse murderer Blake Leibel, and Andrea discusses the murder of Lois Duncan's daughter, Kaitlyn Arquette. 

Listen, we're all cowboys here; this is a safe space. Wren covers the Wyoming DeSmet lake monster, Smetty, and Andrea tells us allllllllll about the tragic Lil Miss Murder of Lisa Marie Kimmell. So get on your horse, hook your iPod in, and get listening!

If khakis are part of your killing outfit, you should perhaps reconsider. Andrea covers the survival story of Kasey Johnson and Jennifer Logsdon, as well as the murder of Tommy Smith, and Wren covers Maria Viricheva, a survivor of the Chessboard Killer. Russian is hard!

Picture this: Grey hair. Mustache. Bits of people stuck in a beard. HOT. And that's lumberjack lore for y'all! Wren covers The Dentist of Horror and Andrea discusses the murderous dentist, Bert Franklin.

Maybe you just gotta do what a python does and strangle someone. But it's just a suggestion. Andrea covers some freak accidental celebrity deaths, and Wren tells us about the New Brunswick python attack. Now, it's time for bed. But first, clean your retainer, apply your ointments, and check that your snake is secure. Special thanks to Aswen for this episode!

Are you CIA? If so, please go to www.patreon.com/twoscaredsiblings and send us your address for some merch! That's how it works, right? Wren covers the Ourang Medan mystery and Andrea tells us the creepy threesome of stories about The Jenny, The Octavius, and The Gloriana. This week, we are apologizing to the Germans. We love ya!

Are you trying to avoid the government? Are you a boat? If so, please listen to this episode for further instruction. Wren covers the disappearance of Dorothy Jane Scott and Andrea covers the mystery of the Sarah Joe. And, as a bonus, you get to hear the beginning stages of our senility!

If you are an actor AND a psychic, and Mr Psychic Guinness is your father's name...your shit's weird, and we don't know what to tell you. Wren covers James Dean's Little Bastard, and Andrea discusses Michelle Carter and the death of Conrad Roy. Time to listen, all you cheeky men!

Taking a break from sad murder stuff...to bring you sad mass casualty stuff! Andrea covers the 2013 Dhaka garment factory collapse, and Wren discusses the Point Ellice bridge disaster. 

Are you currently in the napping portion of your date? Please wake up and listen to us instead! Wren covers the tragic murder of Brandon Teena and Andrea discusses the Sounds Murders of Ben Smart and Olivia Hope. And that's it! Nothing to see here, nothing to worry about for a conservative Nebraskan citizen.  

Dear Germany, Do you have a foot fetish? Asking for a friend. By request, Wren covers some scary German Christmas lore and Andrea covers some German and Australian Christmas murders. Hope you've got some leftover flax!

Listen up, all you sultry millennials! Have we got some tales about coconut cream and cocaine... And then! Some tales of snow death! Wren covers the Terra Nova expedition and Andrea discusses the case of Baby Andrew. And...our first request to say something weird on air happened. There's also that.

"I'm going to a car show" means "I'm about to get murdered, call the cops". Just so you all are up on our lingo. The theme is best friend murders, so Andrea covers Anel Baez and Sofya Potapova, and Wren covers Gemma Hayter. Now, Google sleuths, go forth! You are free, little butterflies!

Hey, medical professionals and the mob!!!...Whatcha doin?

What if a lion came at you with a knife? What if you didn't listen to this episode? Listen, it's all just too awful to think about. Andrea covers the horrible murder of Giulio Regeni. After that, you simply must let Wren cheer you up with horrifying ancient Egyptian deities!  We love you!! Even when you look like a crocodile. Special thanks to Miranda, Aaron and Hex!

Good morning! And here we go. Wren covers the List House, aka the John List case, and Andrea covers the Easey Street murders.  By the way, Wren goes by The Papermaster now. No, Andrea doesn't know why, so don't ask. Special thanks to all patrons!

Want a special episode? WELL TOO BAD! ...just kidding, here it is. Two Scared Siblings interview Preston Ewasiuk, creator of the Rutherford Manor universe and all-around HORROR AND DRAMA AND CARD GAME GENIUS. That's right, we said genius. If you know him, you probably know why. If you don't...listen. Just listen. Also, check this out! www.rutherford-manor.com    

Ah, another wayward soul stuck in our closet, just what we were hoping for! Andrea discusses the tragic clown death of Marlene Warren, and Wren covers The Island of the Dolls. And now we're off, for our nightly limb removal. Special thanks to all patrons! We love you all unconditionally and without hesitation. We swear.

Even though there was a purple man getting rocks, our cat still managed to obtain all the infinity stones. Make sense? Good! Andrea talks about some Halloween lore, and Wren reads an original Halloween story. Now put on your sweaty devil mask, and do your Halloween shit! Special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Andrea has a wayward knee!! Or was it Wren? It's getting hard to tell the difference lately. Andrea covers the Timothy O'Brien Halloween case and Wren tells us about the Mercy Brown vampire incident. All in the name of Halloween! Thanks so all of our patrons and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!

Andrea's apartment has been stolen by a spider! Broadcasting from a state of homelessness, Andrea brings you the original true story of the Pied Piper, and Wren tells the original Cinderella story....which was creepy, before it was Disney-fied. Thanks to all patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

Stop kissing your cat, and pay attention while Andrea tells you the tragic story of Elodie Kulik. Wren then tells us all about some scary French lore! Now...go back to being a hobgoblin, like your mother told you. Special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron!

If you have more than 5 alligators in your alligator pit, you'll have to answer to Andrea. Also! Here's a new episode! Wren covers Joseph D Ball, otherwise known as the Alligator Man, and Andrea tells us about Ahmad Suradji, also known as...Ahmad Suradji. Though, you'd think the saliva-drinking thing would have inspired a nickname or two. Thanks to all of our patrons and special thanks to Miranda, Hex and Aaron! Our newest Patreon episode has dropped, in case you have a hankering for horrible September murders!

Brought to you by The Dollar Store's mysterious benefactor, here is our new episode! By request, Andrea covers the reincarnation story of the Pollock sisters, which had nothing to do with a cursed ham! THEN...Wren covers the story of the Boy Who Caught His Murderer. We couldn't make a bad joke about that one, so you all got off easy. Thanks so all of our patrons, and special thanks to Hex, Miranda and Aaron!