Until The Very End

Chapter 16: Godric's Hollow, covered by Sarah!Godric's Hollow was supposed to give Harry answers, but this chapter isn't about finding anything. It's about learning to carry what you've lost. Harry finally gets to grieve at his parents' headstones, and Hermione quietly holds all of it together. ⚡️

Chapter 15 - The Goblin's Revenge, covered by Abby! The sword of Gryffindor is real, the resistance at Hogwarts is alive, and maybe Dumbledore had a plan all along? But none of that matters right now, the trio is broken, Hermione is sobbing in the rain, and Harry is alone with a locket around his neck.⚡️

Bonus Episode - Goblins, covered by Abby!A bank founded on loyalty, a sword stolen twice, and centuries of rebellion against a world that never respected them — the goblins of Harry Potter have a richer history than we ever got in the books. And the reason we didn't look closer might say more about us than about them. ⚡️

Chapter 14 - The ThiefThey got the locket, lost their safehouse, and Ron is literally missing a chunk of his side — honestly a pretty average day for these three. But that pulse coming from inside the Horcrux? Yeah, that's not going to be a problem at all. Send us an owl!

Shout Out To The Moms!From Lily's sacrifice to Narcissa's whispered lie in the forest, the mothers of Harry Potter prove that love is the most powerful magic in the series. Whether it's Molly's hugs, Narcissa's betrayal of Voldemort, or even Petunia's complicated resentment — motherhood in this series is messy, fierce, and everything. ⚡️

Chapter 13 - The Muggle-born Registration Commission, covered by Abby!Propaganda pamphlets (sound familiar?), Dementor-'guarded' courtrooms, and a stolen Horcrux worn like a fashion accessory — the Ministry isn't just corrupt, it's monstrous. The trio got what they came for, but getting out is a whole other problem. ⚡️

Chapter 12 - Magic is Might, covered by Sarah!The Ministry has fallen, the fountain is gone, and a stone throne declares Magic is Might where golden unity once stood. Harry, Ron, and Hermione walk straight into the heart of Voldemort's empire — disguised, outnumbered, and completely in over their heads. ⚡️

Chapter 11 - The Bribe, covered by Abby!Voldemort doesn't need the Ministry throne — he just needs the puppets, the propaganda, and the fear. Lupin drops some devastating news, Harry drops some hard truths, and Mundungus finally gets dragged back — literally — by Kreacher. Oh, and that locket? Yeah, Umbridge has it. Of course she does. ⚡️

Chapter 10 - Kreacher's Tale, covered by Sarah!Secrets hidden in dusty bedrooms, we finally find out who R.A.B. is, and a house-elf is left to die. The fake Horcrux was slipped into the most dangerous place in the wizarding world by a teenage Death Eater.⚡️

Hermione packed an entire library in a beaded purse, Ron can't get his wand out of his jeans, and somehow they still have to save the wizarding world. ⚡️

Chapter 8 - The Wedding, covered by Sarah!Wedding bells, suspicious symbols, and a bombshell announcement. We're crashing Bill and Fleur's magical wedding, where Krum drops some serious Dark Arts history, Auntie Muriel is absolutely unhinged, and just when everyone hits the dance floor… the Ministry of Magic falls. Drop everything and listen up.⚡️

Bonus Episode - The Weasley Family, covered by Sarah!Let's get into the Weasley family, the critics, and how they're rich.⚡️

Chapter 7- The Will of Albus Dumbledore, covered by Abby!Let's celebrate Harry's birthday with the Minister of Magic…? Ok but Ron & Hermione want presents too.⚡️

Bonus Episode - Stan Shaunpike, covered by Abby!Who was Stan? Was he a Death Eater? Or was he under the Imperius Curse??⚡️

Chapter 6 - The Ghoul in Pajamas, covered by Sarah!We're mourning Mad-Eye, but Molly Mom doesn't have time for you lot to be messing around. We're in wedding mode. Arthur has a secret, Hermione has a new stash, and Ron and the ghoul are playing dress-up.⚡️

Chapter 5 - Fallen Warrior, covered by Abby!Harry wakes up at the Burrow bruised and traumatized. Moody is dead. George is missing an ear. There's firewhiskey, tears, trust issues, and Harry once again refuses to kill anyone because he's the emotional support hero of the war. Voldemort is furious about wand problems and Hermione is furious at Harry for knowing this.⚡️

Chapter 4 - The Seven Potters, covered by Sarah!Harry says goodbye to the cupboard under the stairs, only to be ambushed by seven versions of himself and a very risky travel plan. Everyone polyjuices, roasts Harry's body, and flies off. Pure chaos in the sky, Hedwig dies, curses are flying, and Voldemort shows up literally flying like a horror movie extra. Childhood: officially over.⚡️

Chapter 3 - Dursley's Departing, covered by Abby!Sassy Harry is back and he is tired of this shit. But he does give us a recap on the summer. And who wouldn't want Kingsley to protect them

Chapter 2 - In Memoriam, covered by Sarah!Harry's bleeding, barefoot, and annoyed he can't use magic. We've got a heartfelt obituary for Dumbledore, followed by Rita Skeeter's messy exposé. Dumbledore may be dead, but he's going to haunt us this entire book.⚡️

Chapter 1 - The Dark Lord Ascending, covered by Abby!We're back with a new book!Also, Voldy is back. With Snape as his bestie, they're making plans. And terrorizing the Malfoys.⚡️

What's up witches?! Your favorite witches are taking the week off to spend time with friends,  family but most importantly our cats. We'll be back next week to start up Deathly Hallows!Send us an owl!

Omg Happy Christmas Witches!! This week we're celebrating the season with a Harry Potter Christmas-themed quiz & trivia episode.Snowy Great Hall energy, cozy common rooms, and plenty of questions to test your Potter knowledge.⚡️

New voices. Same magic. Let's cover the new Harry Potter audiobooks and the actors voicing our favorite characters. ⚡️

Omg let's finally talk about the new cast of the Harry Potter (HBO) Max series. ⚡️

Wild, heartfelt, and hilarious headcanons you didn't know you needed to hear.⚡️

Ok, here us out. We got on a roll and we're doing more Harry Potter theories. And what are McGonagall & Snape up to?⚡️

Why are the Dursleys so mean to Harry? What if Neville is The Chosen One? And other fun theories!!⚡️

Bonnie Wright screen time, who is Bob Ogden, and other trivia questions from the book & movie!!⚡️

Let's review the movie! Cast, trivia, and differences from the book. We're here for it. ⚡️

Chapter 30 - The White Tomb, covered by Abby!Omg it's the last chapter. We're not crying, you're crying. Dumbledore's gone, we're all grieving, and Harry's finally realizing he must finish what Dumbledore started. ⚡️

Chapter 29 - Phoenix Lament, covered by Sarah!Shocked from Dumbledore's death and Harry and the Order grapple with grief, betrayal, and the truth about Snape. Fleur's fierce loyalty and Tonks's confession — reminding us that even in darkness, there's still light.⚡️

Chapter 28 - Flight of the Prince - covered by Abby!Dirty tricks & spells, secret notes, and Snape v Harry to the extreme.⚡️

Chapter 27 - The Lightning-Struck Tower, covered by Sarah!TBH, we didn't know Dumbledore could ride a broomstick. And how's Rosmerta doing these days....⚡️

Chapter 26 - The Cave, covered by Abby!Swimming lessons, sacrifices, and Grandpa Dumbledore isn't doing so hot.⚡️

Chapter 25 - The Seer Overheard - covered by Sarah!Harry & Ginny are the top of the hot gossip, Tipsy Trelawney accidentally spills the beans, and we all get ready for a field trip.⚡️

Chapter 24 - Sectumsempra, covered by Abby!Unexpected crushes, rivalry drama, Quidditch chaos, and a showdown in the bathroom—you don't want to miss this one

Bonus Episode! Horcruxes Diadem & Nagini!!Lost treasures, bestie snakes, and how they became objects of evil. ⚡️

Bonus Episode!! Voldemort is still at it, collecting trophies from Hufflepuff and Slytherin. Where these treasures were found, how they were turned into horcruxes, and so much more  ⚡️

Diving deep into our first two horcruxes! The history, the how, the whys, and everything in between.⚡️

A Voldemort theory?! Ever wonder how he went from Hot Tom Riddle to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? This week we dive headfirst down the rabbit hole to unpack Voldemort's villain glow-down.⚡️

Chapter 23 - Horcruxes, covered by Sarah! Awww yeah we made progress with Slughorn's secret and we get why he's troubled with it. Hot Tom is out.⚡️

Chapter 22 - After the Burial, covered by Abby!We lay Aragog to rest, Slughorn delivers the best eulogy, and Harry is feeling pretty good.   ⚡️

Bonus Episode - St Mungo's, covered by Sarah!⚡️

Bonus Episode - Hogsmeade, covered by Abby!⚡️

Bonus episode - Scrimgeour, covered by Abby!⚡️

Bonus Episode - Cornelius Fudge, covered by Sarah!Send us an owl!

What's up Witches?!We're taking a small break this week to spend some well-deserved time with our friends and family. We'll stay with you. Until the very end.⚡️

Chapter 21 - The Unknowable Room, covered by Sarah!Adult tasks, evil spells, matured potions, and how many ways can you actually fight a dementor...?⚡️

Chapter 20 Lord Voldemort's Request, covered by Abby!Harry isn't here for drama, Hot Tom is turning into Not-Hot, and McGonagall going undercover.⚡️

Chapter 19 Elf Tails, covered by Sarah!Draco has some new girlfriends, Ron is feigning sleep, and Dumbledore and Snape are fighting.⚡️

Chapter 18 - Birthday Surprises, covered by Abby!Harry's 'cheekiness' gets extra points and 2 jealous friends, bezoars are a real thing(?), and apparently Susan Bones's family area all badasses.⚡️