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Welcome to the Takes Bakery! Each episode our head baker and local monster Oscar Bernard shares his hottest takes while Owen Douglass tries to figure out the reasoning behind them while getting super upset along the way.

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    • Oct 10, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 50m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    Oscar Says It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 12:06


    Did Owen and John finally accomplish their goal to cancel Oscar and free Owen of his personal hell?

    The First Matrix Move is the Worst of the Trilogy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 42:01


    Oscar believes that the first Matrix is the worst of the series. Owens dives deeper into the truth and discover why he thinks such a terrible thing. Whoa.

    Shenmue is Boring

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 43:50


    Oscar believes that Shenmue is a tedious and boring video game. Owens returns but forces John to stick around to help defend the game, and the SEGA Dreamcast in general.

    John Mellencamp is Better Than Bruce Springsteen (For Real)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 40:30


    After a huge detour into Canadian television, John and Oscar finally do an actual debate between John Cougar and The Boss, with some extra spicy music takes tossed in as well.

    Commentary: Second Generation (Episode 6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 64:29


    Oscar shows John the entire run of the Canadian television show that he stars in. This is episode 3 of 6. This commentary track is for the Amazon Prime Video version of Second Generation. To sync up with the movie, hit play at the end Oscar’s countdown after the intro.

    Commentary: Second Generation (Episode 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 28:52


    Oscar shows John the entire run of the Canadian television show that he stars in. This is episode 5 of 6. This commentary track is for the Amazon Prime Video version of Second Generation. To sync up with the movie, hit play at the end Oscar’s countdown after the intro

    Commentary: Second Generation (Episode 4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 36:55


    Oscar shows John the entire run of the Canadian television show that he stars in. This is episode 4 of 6. This commentary track is for the Amazon Prime Video version of Second Generation. To sync up with the movie, hit play at the end Oscar’s countdown after the intro

    Commentary: Second Generation (Episode 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 33:51


    Oscar shows John the entire run of the Canadian television show that he stars in. This is episode 3 of 6. This commentary track is for the Amazon Prime Video version of Second Generation. To sync up with the movie, hit play at the end Oscar’s countdown after the intro.

    Commentary: Second Generation (Episode 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 27:24


    Oscar shows John the entire run of the Canadian television show that he stars in. This is episode 2 of 6. This commentary track is for the Amazon Prime Video version of Second Generation. To sync up with the movie, hit play at the end Oscar’s countdown after the intro.

    Commentary: Second Generation (Episode 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 29:10


    Oscar shows John the entire run of the Canadian television show that he stars in. This is episode 1 of 6. This commentary track is for the Amazon Prime Video version of Second Generation. To sync up with the movie, hit play at the end Oscar’s countdown after the intro.

    John Mellencamp is Better Than Bruce Springsteen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 26:16


    Oscar believes that The Boss is bad at music, and fellow Tristate Area resident John joins in because he is having none of this blasphemy.

    Commentary: Spider-Man 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2019 139:40


    Oscar has fond memories of 2007’s Spider-Man 3. So Owen sits him down to rewatch the movie and figure out why. This commentary track is for the standard version of Spider-Man 3. To sync up with the movie, start the movie and the podcast at the same time.

    Banjo-Kazooie is a Bad Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 53:10


    Oscar believes the classic Nintendo 64 game Banjo-Kazooie is bad. Or maybe this is a cover-up for a take that is far more sinister…

    1 Year Anniversary

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 129:17


    Oscar and Owen are joined by John and Rhythm Bastard to see if any progress has been made over the last 12 months to make Oscar have less terrible opinions. You can guess how it goes.

    Story Time: Mortal Kombat 11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 80:47


    The trilogy finally comes to an end as Oscar tries to explain all the twists and confusing-as-hell time travel in the story mode of the latest Mortal Kombat game. This will surely end well.

    Story Time: Mortal Kombat X

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 78:14


    Oscar picks up where he left off last time and tells Owen the story of the video game Mortal Kombat X. Owen still has no idea what is going on.

    Story Time: Mortal Kombat 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 75:11


    Oscar tells Owen the story of the video game Mortal Kombat 9. And none of it makes any sense because time travel.

    The Easter Bunny is Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 11:14


    Real Toronto Oscar believes that the Easter Bunny is real, and he is here to reveal the truth.

    Jinder Mahal Was a Great WWE Champion

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 53:59


    Oscar believes that Jinder Mahal’s WWE Championship reign was actually great. Owen saw the Punjabi Prison in-person, so he knows this is wrong. He also tags in ProWrestling.Cool’s John to help point this out.

    The Dark Knight Trilogy is Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2019 51:32


    Oscar believes that the Christopher Nolan Batman movies are all bad. He made the mistake of saying this to a huge Batman fan. WHERE IS SHE?!

    2019 Academy Awards Special LIVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 99:39


    It’s Oscars season, so Oscar has opinions on who should win awards despite not seeing most of the nominees. Owen has seen every single one, so he tries to educate Oscar to have some takes other than Bohemian Rhapsody is bad. [This was broadcast live on Twitch, hours before the Academy Awards aired.]

    The Valentine’s Day Episode?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 43:19


    Owen attempts to get Oscar’s thoughts on Valentine’s Day.

    European Sports Crowds are Superior

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 50:31


    Oscar believes the singing crowds at European sporting/wrestling events are way better than American crowds that just cheer at the appropriate times. Owens brings in verified American Trace Evans to boo this man.

    Chie is the Worst Girl in Persona 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 51:29


    Oscar believes that Chie is just terrible, and this is enough of a bad take for Owen to summon John and Oscar’s pal Danny to send him back through the TV. Oh, and Owen gets upset at the constant use of the word “waifu”. WARNING: This episode won’t make much sense if you have not… Continue reading →

    New Year’s Resolutions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2019 46:05


    Oscar believes a lot of bad things, and shared many of them in 2018. Owen tries to start off the new year on a positive note by trying to come up with some resolutions for Oscar to work on.

    Adam Sandler Makes Good Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 73:39


    Oscar believes that Adam Sandler has a whole filmography full of good movies. Owen has to call upon John to get mad about 50 First Dates again, and he also someone got Adam Sandler to come on to stand up for himself.

    Thanksgiving is Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2018 43:39


    Oscar believes that Thanksgiving is a bad holiday, and even hates the food at the dinner! Owen does his best to fix this and put him into the holiday spirit. Gobble Gobble!

    Boneless Chicken Wings Are Worthless

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2018 39:06


    Oscar believes that boneless wings are a waste of time and aren’t even real wings. When he explains himself, things start to get spoopy.

    Halloween is the Best Holiday

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 53:29


    Oscar believes Halloween is the best holiday, and gets excited for it even before Autumn begins every year. Owen fights off spoopy thoughts in his quest to downplay the holiday, only to come across a chilling revelation.

    Space Jam is a Terrible Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2018 52:55


    Oscar tries to put down one of the best movies of the 90’s, so Owen brings in I’d Rather Not’s John to help hit ’em high and hit ’em low. And apparently there’s also some strong Harry Potter opinions.

    Not Quite Cool for the Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2018 48:25


    Oscar believes that summer is terrible and is a hot mess. Owen tries to cook up a good argument on the grill.

    Third Wave Ska is Terrible

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2018 34:59


    Oscar believes that third wave ska is just a bunch of awful noise. Owen tags in local ska lover Rhythm Bastard as he skanks his way through why he loves The Aquabats and the Digimon: The Movie soundtrack.

    Football is Better Than Football

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 49:30


    Oscar believes European football is better than American football. Good luck trying to argue that to someone whose team just won their first Super Bowl.

    Sweet Breakfast Foods are Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2018 31:01


    Oscar believes that sweet foods, such as pancakes, have no business being on the breakfast table. Owen makes it his mission to prove him wrong.

    The WWE 2K Games are Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2018 45:49


    Oscar believes that the WWE 2K games play well and are good enough to buy the latest version every single year. Or maybe he’s just buying them to continue has extremely-detailed story he’s been writing over the years.

    Star Trek TOS is Not Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2018 33:45


    Oscar believes that Star Trek: The Original Series is not a good show. He also has some other bad Star Trek takes. Owen isn’t properly equipped to tackle this, so he tags in John to set things straight.

    WrestleMania 33 is the Best One This Decade

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2018 64:06


    Oscar believes that WWE WrestleMania 33 – The Ultimate Thrill Ride – is the best WrestleMania of the 2010’s. Remember that this also includes WrestleMania XXX in that timeframe.

    The Newer Willy Wonka Movie is Better Than the Original

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 27:11


    Oscar believes the Johnny Depp version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is better than the original Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Clearly this is pure imagination.

    Sonic CD is the Best Sonic Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 35:00


    Oscar believes Sonic CD in the best game in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. He also might think he’s a hedgehog? Do not steal.

    The Last Jedi is a Great Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2018 32:32


    Oscar believes “The Last Jedi” is the best Star Wars movie. He also shares a few other interesting Star Wars takes.

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