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I'd Rather Not is a weekly comedy podcast about bad decisions and how we make them. Each episode our "expert" panel welcomes a guest to dissect "would you rather" scenarios and vote on a "winner". It always either ends in death or an existential crisis.

Ozone Entertainment


    • Sep 9, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 190 EPISODES


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    The Jumper Cinematic Universe vs. Tim Curry Gets F***ed

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 44:52


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to live with a younger version of yourself OR be forced to live in a house where the house will kill you? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

    Jordan Peterson's McDonald's Order vs. Big Solder

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 41:34


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be unable to make a point in under 12 hours OR only be able to perform tasks using YouTube lifehacks? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

    The Caloric Value of Nicotine vs. Sunday Night Pumpkin Night Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 36:37


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be pumpkin spiced all year round OR have all food and drink only available as various flavors of vape juice? Guests: Gabe Wahl, Scott Chillingworth

    I Don't Want to Swing Ninja's Wife vs. Cream Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2022 41:57


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Bring in a celebrity guest host every week OR hold an outrageous competition to find a new female co-host?

    UpLyft vs. Teleporting Wi-Fi Bum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2022 37:46


    Have every cab driver attempt to convert you to their religion OR have every homeless person you encounter aggressively target you?

    Khan, I am Your Father vs. Everyone's Famous Catchphrase

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 51:48


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Never be able to accurately quote a pop culture reference OR only be able to talk in bad impressions?

    Blackhouse Mike vs. Miley Chairson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 54:36


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Have your work featured exclusively in children's sitcoms OR lead a double life and not face the benefits of either?

    Jello Biafra is That B*tch vs. I Forgot the Yakuza Are Real

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 63:32


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be an awful singer with amazing stage presence OR be an amazing singer with awful stage presence?

    Rathernaughts vs. WYR Bot, Vol. 10

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 78:08


    While Oscar is in a mild coma, John finally gives in to the machines and brings back a classic.

    Look at the Patterns of the Pores vs. Twitch Fears My Power

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 51:56


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career running an OnlyFans catering to the absolute worst people OR Give the absolute worst takes to promote your second career as a horribly unsuccessful content creator?

    Bella from Twilight vs. Emril Lagasse

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 50:41


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Have two tails you can use to fly but are prone to making lots of mistakes OR have extremely powerful punches but are really gullible?

    Ask Me About Hustlin vs. Economic Hoe Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 63:12


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Everyday you're hustlin' OR every decision you make is a pimp decision?

    My Personal Octodad vs. Look at this War Crime Photograph

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 61:41


    Instead of one question, Oscar starts throwing way too many "Would You Rather" questions at the rest of the Rathernauts.

    Garbage Bag of Organs vs. I Am the Dumpster

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 57:25


    WOULD YOUR RATHER: Be a trash person OR a literal dumpster fire?

    Fall Forever vs. Egg Ranch

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 50:38


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be trapped on infinite stairs OR head the Sonic drowning music every time you touch water?

    Fun Old School Terrorism vs. Lord Investor

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 48:53


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Lite Brite Terrorists OR NFT the moon?

    Black's Face vs. You Can Take the Bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 42:32


    [CONTENT WARNING: Oscar intentionally makes this question misleading in an attempt to get us in trouble.] WOULD YOU RATHER: Wear Black face [AEW wrestler Malakai Black's face] OR say the N-word [the word is "no"]?

    Pan-Mole vs. Blue Collared Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 41:12


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Run a fighting league for powerful world-destroying monsters OR run a mystery-solving organization that only solves the most mundane mysteries?

    2021 Second Chances

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 86:39


    Once again the Rathernauts gather together to revisit some of the past year's worst scenarios to see if things got any better. They haven't.

    I'd Meow-ther Not vs. I'd Rather Nya-t

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 54:12


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Travel the multiverse OR have the multiverse invade your reality?

    Arry Potta and the Sorcerer's Stone vs. Cherry Tree Miracles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2021 47:35


    WOULD YOU RATHER: have a black dragon OR a black horse?

    The Glove Penetration vs. Real Arkansas Bill

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 52:53


    WOULD YOU RATHER: only be able to wear gloves that are slightly too small OR only be able to wear clothing stained with Bill Clinton's c*m? Guest: Mystakin

    Boned Dracula vs. Tom Cruise Get iPad

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 39:08


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be a skeleton or a mummy?

    Stop Saying Orgy Family vs. Ten-Dollar George Thorogood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 31:33


    WOULD YOU RATHER: The Cult of Dionysis or Calling All Destroyers?

    Vampire is the New Black vs. Betty Ford Skin Clinic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 34:03


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in a world that’s a vampire OR wear celebrity skin?

    Can We NOS It vs. A Rock Formation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 62:50


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be the Drift King of Tokyo OR attempt a heist while being pursued by The Rock?

    City On Our Shoulder Blades – 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 55:59


    In a special bonus episode, John and Oscar attempt to write the next season of the Canadian television show Second Generation.

    Cup of Drink vs. Sentient CAKE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 68:23


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Have all food be cake OR have all music be CAKE?

    Malarkey Charms vs. Smashing Your Face into a 3D Printer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 53:48


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be cost an arm OR a leg?

    Wife-Daughter vs. Mommy Milkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 59:01


    WOULD YOU RATHER Have an adaptation of your favorite franchise ruined by: a studio-mandated original character OR dialog replaced with outdated memes?

    Everyone Has a P*nis vs. There’s Lots of Delicious Blue Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 52:49


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Unlimited inventory space OR physical status bars?

    I Still Got Paid vs. Y2K Sun Rocket

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 55:11


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Get paid to create something that is removed at the last second OR have your work only featured in bad products?

    A Very Special Seizure vs. COVID Vaccine Funko POP

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 57:10


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Never age but your backstory is constantly changing OR have a random event from your life retconned?

    Doctor Doctor – 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 70:28


    Doctor John and Doctor Oscar once again use their combined medical experience and expertise to answer questions submitted by listeners!

    The People vs. Owen Douglass

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 106:47


    After 149 episodes. will the Rathernauts finally pay for their crimes? It all comes down to this.

    Penetrate the Eye vs. Carl from ATHF

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 65:12


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be stalked by a Shirime or a Kanbari Nyudo?

    What If I Tweet Out… vs. Mr. Puton of Peloton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 56:10


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be banned by every form of communication after using it once because it incites violence OR have your Peloton hacked by the Russians?

    All Cats Are Jellicle vs. This is Where the Murder Comes In

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 56:56


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Compete in a talent show where the prize is death OR replace the personal assistants of a wealthy family?

    2020 Second Chances

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 89:37


    It’s a Christmas Miraccccclllllleeeee! Andy has returned since Owen is in prison, and helps the Rathernauts give a second chance to some of the scenarios that failed to win them over during the past year.

    Funko Pop Mason Jar vs. I Forgot There Was Another Prompt

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 52:43


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Funko Pop economy OR Communist werewolves?

    Vaping on the Floor vs. In Minecraft, Allegedly

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 66:12


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to work Black Friday retail OR be forced to work for the elections board in the middle of an election?

    What If the President Consents vs. Anita ReCount

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 67:16


    You are tasked to replace the United States’ voting system. WOULD YOU RATHER: Have presidential elections determined by the Cannonball Run OR have them determined with a Battle of the Bands?

    Jackman the Gathering vs. Buenas Dias, C***

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 50:54


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Have everything you love replaced with Hugh Jackman OR have “c***” become the new official greeting?

    Might Be Bl***face vs. Gamer Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 61:25


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Be back in black OR on a crazy train?

    Don’t Debate Me vs. My Large Sons Ever Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 73:54


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Moderate a debate between two senile old sun-downing gentlemen vying to be president OR their two large sons?

    Maria Sharapova is Not an Occupation vs. Jacques Biden the Vulture

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 68:39


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Have unlimited hats but you must wear a different kind every day OR have only one hat that holds all of your life energy and a vulture is constantly trying to steal it?

    Ralph Nader Mosh Pit vs. The Talking Hills

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 60:19


    WOULD YOU RATHER: Wake up and mysteriously find yourself in the past OR wake up and mysteriously find yourself living a completely different life?

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