Podcasts about porklift

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave is your racist grandmother, Allan has returned to his hero status, Grant from Thought Cops and Lisa from Garbage and Gold call in to to talk about the Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition aftermath and Allan calls into Thought Cops to do the same, Cummie Bears, Porklift botches Episode 80, Dylan makes a 19 year-old boy cry, Giving handy's in work vans, Making deposits in the night box, Eyes redder than the devil's dick, Dave sucks at bass, Is Star Trek: Enterprise actually good?, Matt calls into The Rich Dickman Show and gifts them a URL, Streaming porn on Twitch, Budweiser Discovery Reserve is unsurprisingly bad, "Not For Human Context" is back and it gets Dave bad, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a song about Marvin Weinberg, Found footage of Allan's Pizza Roll torture, Yoda says a bad thing, GTA quotes in anime, Shitting in a tissue, Eating corn on a drill goes wrong, Throwing up on Twitch, and Overdubbing anime. Matt shows Dave some shit fetish videos for science. Finally, some solid voicemails (Dylan, you're going to die alone). We close out the show this week with the track "Streets" by Moonrunner83. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Moonrunner83 https://moonrunner83.bandcamp.com/ https://twitter.com/moonrunner83 Moonrunner83 - YouTube

Grab an antacid and loosen your belt, it's episode 118 of Thought Cops! This week we're joined once again by the Porklift himself, Allan of Not for Human Consumption, and new guest Lisa of the Garbage and Gold podcast. Both humiliatingly lost to Officer Grant in the horrifying display of humanity that was The 1st Annual NFHC Podcast Super Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition. Video below: https://youtu.be/gFF_jfIdyA8 Support the show on Patreon iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Show Notes Attention all #boymoms out there, make sure your kid isn't jelqing. It'll fuck up his dick, and then he'll have to have massive incel reconstructive surgery because otherwise nobody will fuck him. Want California to float off into the ocean? Be the change you want to see in the world. Has all this "this okay sign is a white supremacist symbol" stuff gone on long enough? Two Chicago area high schools say: hahahaha fuck you bitches WE'RE NOT YET. Maybe this trend will be over as soon as George R.R. Martin finishes writing his goddamn books. Hey, why not buy yourself a nice new Thought Cops t-shirt from the Thought Cops store. Click here to buy some Thought Cops stickers. Click here for tickets to see us live on Thursday, August 22nd at the Crowd Theater in Chicago. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay joins us once again as Dylan is off this week, Being full-slouch and the sweaty titty fold, Allan is still fat but is employed, Jilly Juice and other bunk psuedo-science, Rem from The Rich Dickman Show calls in to discuss the recent events of his podcast, More historical buildings need to burn so we get more free video games, Randy and Bob Fett make a movie, Jay encounters an African druglord ghost, Dave goes on a murder tour, Matt trolls Brent Spiner on Twitter, A band goes to Greenland, A Non-Host pulls off a "Full Ocho", The Crazy Cactus Beard Balm Contest is over and the winner has been announced!, "Not For Human Context" returns and the listeners make us sound like geniuses once again, The Jaws of Life and The Porklift, Allan's Pizza Roll shaped bath bombs, "Hey, Look at This!" featuring Vince Neil doing a Bob Dylan impression, No fat women allowed in a new game, Riker telling us we're wrong, How to properly show off your Fedora spinning skills, A real gentleman that just wants to cuddle, Learning about the Venus Fly Trap, "The Big Bang Theory" but the laugh track is Tim Allen, and a nude big guy thrusting his bed. The triumphant return of "Wittmann Breaking News", Matt's dogs encounter some kittens, and finally some epic voicemails. We close out this episode with the track "Scenic Drive" by Vector Hold. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Vector Hold https://vectorhold.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/VectorHold/ The Rich Dickman Show http://www.RichDickman.com

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Challenging Florida Man and the enigma code, Ordering dick pills during a Nascar rerun, Porklift is a self-made manager, Duel-wielding a podcast, Getting dressed for Walmart, Dylan is the “Meg” of the show, Allan gets locked out of the Jameson and Discord gets a load of Dale, Dave drops a DNA sample in a “23 and Me” kit, Matt dry heaves over a little spit, JP aka “Florida Man” calls in again to talk more shit to Dylan, Has Dave lost his troll edge?, The population problem and doing your part, Jizz: The Game,  Weed is dumb and the excellence of alcohol, One has to go: Red Hot Chili Peppers or Sublime?, Dylan reviews the old fucking movie “Star Trek: First Contact”, “Hey, Look at This!” featuring a toothless British rapper, Beautiful Metallica, Shoe inserts for Dylan, and fingering women with cyst juice/jizz mixture. Lastly, some stout voicemails. We close out this week’s show with the track “Lost Boy” by The Midnight.  Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ The Midnight https://www.themidnightofficial.com/ https://www.facebook.com/TheMidnightOfficial/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn how friends have similar opinions, Dylan's suffering a mid-life crisis while "Living his best life", The Wrestling Minute (but it goes for way longer than a minute), Ghosts aren't real and goose measles, Matt's "fear of flying" math and Porklift saves the day, Dave does NAMM, Are we getting a "The Big Lebowski" sequel?, Playing with gas in a lightning storm, Queen is worse than Nickelback, Was 1982 a bad year for music?, The "I don't care anymore" move in an argument,  Battlefield V might not be as bad as you think, Allan Avenges "Captain America: The Winter Solider". "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a gay activist, A sex doll love song, A high-stakes escape, A Lamborghini in The Hollywood Hills, and More Breaded Chicken excellence. The return of "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" with Dave "The Redneck" Schultz and A potential trap talks about race. Lastly, some great voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Don't (Lie To Me)" by Panic Baby.  Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Panic Babyhttp://panicbabyband.com/ https://www.facebook.com/PanicBabyBand/

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan starts out this week doing his best Anderson Cooper impression and cheats a shot, Jim enters Applebee's and Matt leaves in his place, The Legend of Porklift, Dave's social media troubles continue, Making up band names to claim you went to a show, Allan's new show "My Vasect And Me", Dylan gets his hands on Dave's new girlfriend, Stoma sex, Shitting through Playdoh molds, Officer Kevin and Officer Grant from Thought Cops join us, Doing stand-up via cellphone, Cupcake War torture, Having a bad time at NASCAR, NFHC vs. GoDaddy, Allan Avenges "Iron Man 3", "Hey, Look at This!" featuring the cure for homelessness and the TikTok invasion, a 2016 Presidential bid, Alex "Link" Jones, Another great Slipknot remix, A dead racoon in McDonalds, and Pornstar interviews. #RuralStripClubsUnited, The triumphant return of Wittmann Breaking News covering those damned meat peddlers, and lastly some fine voicemails.  Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbeardbalm.com/ Dance With The Deadhttps://dancewiththedead.bandcamp.com/ https://twitter.com/DWTDmusic Follow us on Twitch! http://www.twitch.tv/TotesAllan http://www.twitch.tv/GrimWolfePrime http://www.twitch.tv/pktwvlf