Podcasts about taxxon

Does this book confirm that a culture of modesty around pooping exists in every culture across the universe? Why hasn't Ax told the rest of the gang about the Skrit-Na and their contributions to human conspiracies about aliens? Can one solemnly flirt? Can we rhyme “one day younger” with “Taxxon hunger”? And as editors of this podcast, how much do Miranda and Chris really control Eddy?Support the Show.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Elfangor learns that Arbron has been indoctrinated into a cult, experiences the joys of Taxxon mass transit, and drives a Mustang to the frontline of a revolution.  Is the Living Hive the Taxxon planet's version of Earth's Great Ones (aka whales)? How did Arbron manage to undergo an entire series' worth of emotional growth in fifteen minutes? And does tragedy + suck tunnels= comedy? Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Elfangor had a midlife crisis in the middle of a Taxxon desert and stumbles into the stuff of Anidorks dreams. Miranda theorizes that the Time Ship made an appearance in the very first scene of this series, Chris can't tell if Elfangor driving a Mustang is silly or stupid, and Eddy could not solve a riddle if his life depended on it.Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Elfangor and Arbron take flight in a Skrit Na ship! That leads to a fun podracing interlude, but also things get a bit heavy. Is Elfangor so prejudiced against Taxxons that he no longer recognizes his friend Arbron?  What does Taxxon hunger tell us about KA Applegate's hatred of swarms? Does history contain all of the secrets we seek, or is that just the Ellimist? Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

Terrifying light rail technology! Swaggering Hork Bajir! Andalite mystics! Mountain Taxxons!!!!Do Gedd really make the most sense as entry-level hosts for Yeerks? How does a burst Taxxon demorph? And who is that charismatic Hork-Bajir over there that sounds oddly like Julia Childs?Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

We dig into Andalite bigotry, their general condescension towards the rest of the universe, and wonder when we'll finally meet a character critical of the Andalites who isn't an asshole. Is it possible that we like Chapman better once he's Yeerked? Will Alloran's wife be detectable by Taxxon scanners? Did Arbron and Elfangor make out?  Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.comHey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!

The Animorphs have met the Ellimist. He "helped" to save the kids when they were about to be eaten by a Taxxon. He "helped" to free two Hork-Bajir and restored Tobias's morphing ability. But, even though the Ellimist has enormous power, he is not all-powerful. He has an enemy. The Crayak. So, the Crayak and the Ellimist decide that a battle will prove their ultimate power. But they don't intend to fight each other. The Ellimist will choose the Animorphs, Ax, and Erek, the Chee; the Crayak will choose his own army. But if the Animorphs lose they will be erased from the universe altogether. And there'll be no one left to fight the Yeerks...  -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg audiobook. Releases every Friday.

Book 7!!! Chapters 11 - 17!! Taxxon names sound like Velcro. What's with KA Applegate and salad shooters? A trick of the Visser. Patience, Iago, patience. Is the Ellimist more Werner Herzog or Gilbert Gottfried? Dry scuba diving. Just how OP is the Ellimist? Radical Tobias.  The early Taxxon gets the cockroach. Visser 3's oral fixation. Ax wants to know: hands on or off? Slash gash and gnash. Did Rachel just kill? Bear on the brain. Body clot. You never toss out a grilled cheese. Lolling on bales of hay.@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Hey! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!

Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8)Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it's appropriate to ride an Andalite whilst trying to get Chris to admit their NON-EXISTENT DESIRE to do so; they were simply fearing further admonishment from r/Animorphs!!! Miranda's concern: where do you put your hands?? Hork-Bajir and Taxxon: the two genders. Do Andalites possess a special “Clothes Bladder”?? Our first “all twos” moment! Ax grows a weird mouth. The highest form of wuv. Crowds are just claustrophobic packs of meat sacks. Caffeinate the boy!!! The many uses of the human mouth (or “my new favorite listicle”). The Andalite language shouldn't have sounds. Don't knock our fleers!! Mall cops with guns. If lobsters could cry.@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!

Book 3!! Part 2!!!! (chapters 12-end)Tobias' adorable drawer bed. I like it when it scurries. Fuzzy slippers take the edge off. The one good Taxxon.  A small human who can fly. Flopping school of fish in the tubes from Chuckie Cheese. Tobias does a kill; Tobias misses capitalism. You're my friend, Mister Hawk: The Rachel Story. Price-Cut Polly symbolizes great deals. A huggable hawk. Jake has big dad energy. A Yeerk, in an Andalite, trapped as a human. Don't shoot or the ship gets it! *** Sorry for some of the rough audio moments. We had technical difficulties!

Book2!!! Part 3!!! Chapters 16 - End!Infiltrating the Chapmans: part 2. Jake and Rachel play 10 words or less. An Andalite a day keeps the doctors away. Taxxon-omy. Jake the coward. Rachel blooms a hand. Yeerks can't Yeerk cats. Love, Fluffers@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to anidorkspod@gmail.com.New episodes every Wednesday!!!Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!

The harrowing tale continues this week in The Andalite Chronicles! Elfangor is trapped alone on the Taxxon homeworld, his friends and allies nowhere to be seen. Plus he tries Dr. Pepper! (not sponsored by Dr. Pepper) So pop open a cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper and enjoy this week's tale!

Original Airdate: 28th November 2018 Covered: [VLOG] Why I hide likes, followed by Rumination on Undertale and Celeste - Eric Taxxon What is Forced Diversity? | A Response to The Dishonoured Wolf - Eric Taxxon Watch it here: https://youtu.be/lpxq8S8nego

Original Airdate: 21st January 2019 Covered: Long Critique Is Not Deep Critique | Jack Saint (feat. Eric Taxxon) - Jack Saint Watch it here: https://youtu.be/6h0vWxGG7Kw

Original Airdate: 21st January 2019 Covered: Long Critique Is Not Deep Critique | Jack Saint (feat. Eric Taxxon) - Jack Saint Watch it here: https://youtu.be/j0d9eAkWwLw

This speak: Tobias is in over his head - again! After helping to locate a missing child in the woods, Tobias ends up in a vet's office with no way out! And it's the Yeerks that get to him first, headed up by his old nemesis Taylor. The one-time Sub-Visser claims to be helping the Yeerk Peace Movement progress, but she needs something from Tobias and the rest of the Andalite bandits (also Ax) to make her plan work. The team decides to play along and help her tunnel underneath the Yeerk pool in order to make it all go BOOM! but something doesn't feel quite right. Tobias can't shake the feeling that Taylor can't be trusted, on account of that whole torture episode, and the fact that she's pretty noticeably cray-cray. Can the team handle Taxxon morph? Can Taylor be trusted? All that and more as we review Animorphs book 43: The Test. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

In this super-ultra-mega-special episode, we're starting right out by introducing our super-ultra-mega-special guest co-host, Nate! We'll let him introduce himself and play a little trivia game to get him warmed up on the series. That's not all, we also discuss in excruciating detail the book's cover art, the Andalite re-design, the science of morphing technology, Z-Space mass, the two-hour time limit, the Skrit Na alien race, the Chapman Chronicles, the various alien languages, the Andalite home-world economy, the spooooky Ellimist, Doctor Who references galore, alternate timelines and why we shouldn't discuss them, Futurama references galore, the Taxxon homeworld, Star Wars references galore, genocide and xenocide, the Time Matrix, why you shouldn't summon Hellraiser, Ender's Game references galore, K.A. Applegate's centaur fetish, pocket universes and why we shouldn't discuss them, His Dark Materials references galore, how the Ellimist screwed over Loren, Dragon Ball Z references galore, and the first-ever review from a non-fan of the series! All that and more, when we recruit our first-ever guest co-host to help us review "The Andalite Chronicles"! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thoughtspeakcast/support

In this episode:Jenny, Ted, and Gray host returning guests Liz, K.C., John, Lauren, Catie, Nicole, Jeremy, Emily, Claire, Rena, Meg, Joysweeper, and Kevin for a wide-ranging series retrospectiveHow did we feel about the end of the series, either now or twenty years ago?What happened in the last chapter, and why did it only happen to the boys?Cassie: the good, the bad, and the ghostwrittenMeg’s pitch for an animated Animorphs TV showEmily’s update from Scholastic on the future of the audiobooksCatie’s excited take on the art style of the graphic novelJake’s guilt and the Pool Ship decisionYeerk robot bodies and other unexplored avenuesTaxxons and other nothlit endlingsJudging the series against its own potentialWhat is the instinct of the human animal?What we would say to ApplegrantOur favorite moments from the series

Nate goes raw. Rachel has daddy daughter day. Rachel wrecks a Russkie. Rachel gets put in the middle of her parents divorce and wants to FEEL THE POWER. Ax eats some cigs. The Animorphs get eaten by a Taxxon while they’re in cockroach morph. A Ziggy Stardust Gandalf sumbitch teleports them to the future and, brother, the future looks like dogshit. Space Gandalf offers an end to the war. Rachel bears down for midterms and destroys the Kandrona. Bear Talk with Tyler. Are you a pizzly or a grolar bear?

Animorphs #43: The TestIn this episode:Animorphs: PTSD EditionTobias’ theory of radical freedomIs Tobias strong or weak?Don’t trust TaylorDeciding to blow up the Yeerk poolYeerker lurkersRachel’s reaction to passive killingCassie tells Tobias it’s not okayTobias gets resolution that the other Animorphs don’tTaylor is the best villain with the worst planWas Taylor actually working with Visser Three?DemocracyTaylor and RachelTomato soup from a mugTobias does morphing magicnotallsith and unschweetWhat do Taxxons do when their Yeerks are feeding?Is dirt on the Taxxon homeworld nutritious?Does Ted want a Taxxon for a pet?Tobias morphs Taylor90s moments

Mailbag #3In this episode:-Jenny, Ted, and Gray discuss questions and comments from listeners-Visser Three’s potential menagerie-The limits of Chee nonviolence-What kind of cyborgs can morph?-Genocide vs. xenocide-How would a Taxxon wear a skirt?-How do Andalites talk at parties?-The Animorphs’ different styles of manipulation-Who would the Animorphs play in a musical?-The definitive Animorphs Villain Ranking-New theories on why the Yeerks are parasites-The Council votes in favor of shipping-How did the Council of Animorphology originally meet?-How would the Council pair off in a plot-necessitated fake-dating scenario?-What would Gray's name be if she were Crayak?-Jenny and Gray imitate the Drode-Our impression of the ghostwritten books so far-The Animorphology drinking game-Gray’s Bingo card-Our updated book rankings-Call for listeners to record fake ads for animorphology

In this episode:What Jake’s family eatsHow big is Jake, really?Shipping that is not really justified by the bookIncredibly gross morphsThe Yeerk invasion planJake commits war crimesWhat it’s like to fight the Animorphs

The big finale of The Andalite Chronicles comes crashing down on Mikael, Tessa, and Brayden as they are showered in sci fi craziness! Join us as we talk time paradoxes in our discussion of The Andalite Chronicles: An Alien Dies, part 3 of Elfangor’s origin story! This book has essentially the coolest sci fi premises out of anything in the whole series so buckle up for our discussion of space- versus time-warping, more talk of Taxxon biology, and that crazy ass scene in the TIme Matrix tornado of time warpiness!

We’re back for the meaty middle section of The Andalite Chronicles: Alloran’s Choice. We walk you through the Taxxon homeworld and Elfangor’s movements through it. If you like lengthy discussions about the ethics and logistics of war tactics, this episode is for you. Also, if you like discussing the biology (and even psychology) of fictional alien species, this is DEFINITELY for you.

Okay. Rachel and the other Animorphs have finally found the new entrance to the Yeerk pool. They've even figured out a way to sneak in. The infamous roach morph. But they didn't count on roaches being a Taxxon delicacy. This time escape doesn't look so good. And then everything stops. Everything. The  Taxxon, the human-controllers, the Hork-Bajir. Time. Now Rachel, Cassie, Marco, Jake, Tobias, and Ax are in for their wildest trip ever. They're going to get the chance to decide whether they want to stay on Earth and fight the Yeerks. Or go to another planet. And the guy giving them the choice says he can save them. Now all they have to do is make the choice... -- Audiomorphs is an Animorphs podcast which is actually not so much a podcast as a bootleg audiobook. Releases every Friday.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I DO EVERY MORPH HARD. MAKIN SHLOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME VENBER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE NORTH POLES YEERK OUTPOST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

We knew from the image of the Taxxon on the cover that this book would be rough, but we weren't really ready for....this. Megan & Carey survive The Test, wherein Tobias and friends are having a REALLY bad time. Like, seriously, a traumatized-by-war level bad time. Join us in clinging to the fun of Computer Club in the Woods, food court feasts and Rachel picking a cool girl outfit. But life's getting real tough out there for our favorite andalite bandits. Intro music is a clip from "All of Us"(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…04_-_all_of_us) and outro music is a clip from "We Are The Resistors" (freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Ski…_the_resistors) both are by Eric Skiff(freemusicarchive.org/music/Eric_Skiff/), available under CC BY 3.0. (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/#)