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Fandalites is Brent & Jenna's weekly discussion of the Animorphs series by K. A. Applegate

Fandalites


    • Mar 8, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 42m AVG DURATION
    • 71 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast

    Z-Space Transmissionsode 2 - Morphing Technology: Not That Picky

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2019 87:41


    One last mailbag, plus Brent & Jenna's thoughts on the series as a whole.

    Episode 54 - You May Now Demorph

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 31:59


    Rachel died & all I got was this stupid bladeship

    Alternasode 3 - Vore ASMR Sex Voice

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 51:53


    Guess who's back, back againDavid's back, it's a terrible CYOA book

    Episode 53 - Asimov's Three Laws of Jake Is A Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 37:39


    Tune in to this week's Fandalites for the least romantic marriage proposal imaginable.

    Episode 52 - A National Guardsman Catch-And-Release Program

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2019 30:43


    "Let's get loaded and get out of here" --Naomi

    Episode 51 - Grand Theft Animorphs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 53:06


    ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE GOVERNOR? CW: There's discussion of child abuse in our final z-space transmission. If you'll find it distressing, please skip the last 5 minutes of this episode.

    Episode 50 - HP/MP Restored! But you still can't morph shoes.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 33:13


    Find out why lawyering is useless and means nothing on this week's Fandalites!

    Episode 49 - You Can't Eat Dignity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2019 36:59


    FEATURING ANDALITE POKEY MANS

    Z-Space Transmissionsode 1 - The Love Song of J. Alfred Fandalite

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2019 39:51


    Games mentioned in this episode:Unknown ArmiesMisspent YouthHenshin!The Burning WheelMasks

    Episode 48 - The Rat King

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2018 38:51


    "What kind of animorphs book you want ghostwritten?""Just fuck me up, fam"

    Toominsode 1 - Ready Player Ellimist

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2018 57:51


    In the beginning there was a bird person gamer, and he said "let there be memes" and it was good.

    Episode 47 - Five Beavers Are Better Than One

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 45:44


    Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!

    Episode 46 - Australia is down there like "WTF, mates?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2018 31:41


    The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer Hole

    Episode 45 - Barely Full of Rachels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 38:58


    If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.

    Episode 44 - Hop-a-long Cassie-dee in "Call of the Outback"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2018 29:31


    Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.

    Episode 43 - Tunneling

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2018 43:37


    We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet.  The unschweetest.

    tunneling helmacrons
    Episode 42 - Not Anything You're Going to Like

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2018 40:29


    It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody!  Thanks.  I hate it.

    you're going helmacrons
    Episode 41 - Turning the Moon into a Sun: Good Idea or Best Idea?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2018 50:23


    Life’s cool when you share your head!  Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.

    Megasode 4 - The Steel Cage Match of Duty

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2018 70:16


    Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake.   Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess 1 part Crater Lake Gin1 part King's Ginger liqueur3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tinctureSparkling Rosépince of edible pearl dust Shake gin, ginger liqueur, firewater and pearl dust with ice. Pour into a champagne flute, top with chilled sparkling rosé.  

    Episode 40 - Rob Liefeld Andalite

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2018 38:42


    It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!

    Episode 39 - Man: The Most Infuriating Scent

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2018 32:42


    They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffalo

    Episode 38 - You Are Having a Reaction to Mouth-Pleasures

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2018 35:26


    The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate.  All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!

    Episode 37 - I've Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2018 33:42


    Did they justLet the planeGo?  And crash wherever?Oh no okay theyCrashed it into the yeerk pool1998 was a different timeOH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NO

    Episode 36 - Vantablack Submarine

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2018 35:56


    Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser.  Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec.  All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)

    Vissersode - My Slime Layer Is So Dry & Stiff

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2018 65:57


    There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology of this week's super-sized Fandalites!

    Episode 35 - A Wise, Mellow Dracon Beam

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2018 26:35


    Marco’s dad has a girlfriend, & Marco is a HUGE jerk about it. The Animorphs are not exactly the poster children for mental health week on this episode of Fandalites!

    Episode 34 - Against All Probability a Humpback Whale Had Suddenly Been Called Into Existence Several Miles Above the Surface of an Alien Planet

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 33:16


    Episode 33 - Quench Your Lake-Thirst

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2018 48:07


    We built this community center!  We built this community center on rock AND roll!

    Minisode 1 - OOPS! All Bullshit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018 5:42


    A collection of outtakes from Fandalites Episode 32 that didn't do much for the episode, but Brent liked them enough to share.  Named by @AngryAria.

    Episode 32 - Left Brained People Love Everyone, Right Brained People Love Knives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2018 34:08


    Being killed by a tunnel, or turning into a cockroach?  It's a real Rachel's Choice on this week's Fandalites!

    Alternasode 2 - Paupipo, Prince of the Giraffe Star

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2018 39:40


    When pizza's in a Sanrio Rip you can have pizza anytime because time no longer maters.  Fuck time."

    Alternasode 1 - Marco Touches His Huge Gorilla

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2018 78:11


    "But what is the giraffe for?"

    Episode 31 - Hendrick Chapman Goes Antiquing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 41:39


    Jake makes bad decisions: a story in one act

    Episode 30 - visserone77@aol.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2018 37:20


    They got the metric system in France, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Yeerk is

    Megasode 3 - The Gang Kills Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 69:03


    Get ready for some dark teen business on this week's Fandalites.   Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #3: Tobias - Red Tailed Hawk 1/2 part Galliano1/2 part Killepitsch1/2 part fresh lime juice1 part brandysplash of grenadinebrandied cherry for garnish Shake brandy, Galliano, Killepitsch and lime juice with ice. Pour a small splash of grenadine in the bottom of a martini glass, followed by the cherry. Slowly pour the shaker into the glass, attempting to distrub the grenadine as little as possible.  

    Episode 29 - Kandrona: It's Got What Yeerks Crave

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2018 37:01


    Five EelsBlown From the End of a Fire HoseArcing Through the AirToward a Burning Building

    Episode 28 - Kissing: It's Definitely Got A Purpose

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2018 44:41


    Ax discovers that four legs is not always better when he struggles with the sentience of cows in this (surprisingly) not Cassie-POV book.  Fandalites will return after these messages.

    Episode 27 - The Chee-Net Privacy Act Signed By Bill Clinton in 1995

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2018 45:58


    Oh my god ax ate a snail with his hoof

    Alan Fangorsode 3 - Uzumaki 2: Junjimorphs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 52:34


    Keep Air Hoods™ Brand Anti-Asphyxiation devices out of reach of children due to risk of accidental asphyxiation

    Alan Fangorsode 2 - We Are Young, Heartache to Heartaches We Stand

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2018 40:44


    Dr. Pepper™ Presents: Andalite Chronicles Book 2 - Alloran's Choice (an Elfangor side story)

    Alan Fangorsode 1 - You Look Like Centaurs, Only With No Torsos

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2018 40:05


    Part 1 of 3!  Brent & Jenna dive headfirst into the Andalite Chronicles, careful to keep their hooves out of the gore.

    Episode 26 - This Podcast Certified Free of the Spirits of Fictional Characters

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2018 33:24


    JAKE AND CASSIE KISS!!! Oh, yeah, also the Ellimist sets up a Space Jam with the alien devil.  Why would anyone ask for help from this clown college?  Find out on this week's Fandalites!

    Episode 25 - Actual Cannibal Taxxon LaBeuof

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2018 41:49


    EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I DO EVERY MORPH HARD. MAKIN SHLOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME VENBER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE NORTH POLES YEERK OUTPOST. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

    cannibal taxxon
    Episode 24 - If You Die in the Morph, You Die in Real Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2018 28:59


    Go forth, mighty podcasters! Go forth into the internet! All the airwaves shall tremble before the Fandalites. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Podcast. - Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor. From the log of the Fandalite ship, Galaxy Blaster   Read along with us!Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRWBook 25:  http://a.co/3ZrwRDWBook 26: http://a.co/hXxfUBU

    Episode 23 - The Size Is Embarrassing, Really

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2018 43:54


    Alan.Fucking.Fangor.   Read along with us! Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRWBook 25:  http://a.co/3ZrwRDW

    Episode 22 - Halloween Face, Earth Day Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2018 34:49


    This episode is the biggest bummer yet.  Rachel makes some hard choices & struggles with making some hard choices.  The Animorphs are Outrageous, insane, out of control, and violent in this week’s Fandalites!   Read along with us!Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KCBook 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBUBook 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW

    Episode 21 - No One Has Prettier Bloodsucking Mouthparts Than Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2018 48:40


    The David situation escalates!  Learn about the Letterman code, hologramception & those fucking popular kids in this week’s Fandalites. Read along with us!Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyGBook 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KCBook 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU

    Episode 20 - Prepare to Be Depressed

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2018 42:08


    There's a new animorph in town - Brent and Jenna feel *very* differently about him.  Come hear Brent rush to the defense of a white male sociopath in this week's Fandalites!Read along with us!Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrDBook 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyGBook 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC

    Hork-Bajirisode 2 - Rolling in Father Deep

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2018 43:05


    Hork-Bajir Chronicles part 2: Esplin is somewhat competent so... what happened?  It's the entire series in miniature on this week's Fandalites!Read along with us!The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponIBook 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrDBook 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG

    Hork-Bajirisode 1 - Fear & Loathing in Sector 5, RG-22578-4

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2018 36:28


    It's Hork-Bajirisode #1!  In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine.   Read along with us!The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponIBook 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD

    Episode 19 - The Frug or the Twist or Whatever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2018 42:49


    Cassie has a crisis of faith that ends just as badly as it possibly can, until it doesn't.  Everything gets solved by Deus Ex Morphina on this week's Fandalites!   Read along with us!Book 19: http://amzn.to/2Gx9mO9The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI

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