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"I thought I wanted to date.. then I realized all I want is lobster!" The dating adventures of successful single women.

A Girl's Gotta Eat... Lobster


    • Sep 16, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 30m AVG DURATION
    • 20 EPISODES


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    Season 10 Episode 11: Mama Ain't Raise No Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 37:48


    We finally have our first boy on the podcast! You've heard all about him this season and now you get to hear from him. Topics covered include (but not limited to) the L word, other girls, and STDs... and that's a wrap on Season 2!

    Season 2 Episode 10: The most BORING episode yet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 37:17


    But actually... the girls re-cap their LDW and realize how boring their lives are going to be if they are no longer single and dating... but is it worth it? Also, we talk about a phone hack that just might be life-changing if you have #trustissues.

    Season 2 Episode 9: Once a cheater, always a cheater

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 34:42


    On today's episode, a brand new guest joins us in the studio to discuss how the 'perfect fiancé' can become the ultimate 'New Year's Cheater'. And once a couple breaks-up, who keeps the friends? Stay tuned for some hot news about Lobster Merch!

    Season 2 Episode 8: B*tch better have my money

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 25:18


    On today's episode, we talk about guys that want to 'give you the world' but can't pay you back because they spent their month's allowance at a strip club. Also, we talk about the charm of gamers and is constantly looking for red flags a red flag???

    Season 2 Episode 7: I made out with the girl my guy was DM-ing

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 31:07


    Are you on team organic dating or team online dating? On this episode, we sit down with two serial daters to help us figure out what's the best strategy... The stories today also include a first date in the E.R. with a nerd and how an obsessed famous basketball player derailed a 'good Muslim girl' into a girl-on-girl make-out session.

    Season 2, Episode 6: They named the baby half my name, half her name

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 38:29


    We welcome our first ever caller - and what a riot she is! On this episode, we discover what happens when two girls start talking about giving head and twerking on a boat with a dude who's had sex with 100 people! Our caller shares stories that will make you fall off your chair, involving "throuples", her worst sex and dating stories...and the time police came knocking at her door.

    Season 2 Episode 5: What the F*ck am I getting myself into?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 31:23


    On our last episode, we promised we'd update you on the DATE OF THE YEAR, so here we go... Our home girl got herself on a date that was got pretty close to a full episode of 'The Bachelorette' and now, our starting player needs to prove his feelings! Should he be in the Podcast for a chance to explain himself? Is our single girl finally ready for a relationship?

    Season 2 Episode 4: Rather be called psycho than boring, dinner girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 29:24


    HOT updates on our dating life! Our 'field player' is taking things very publicly and finally feels what it's like to be talked about on a podcast! We'll find out if she's marriage material... or if the guy she likes thinks she is.

    Season 2 Episode 3: Liar P & Finally Paying For Meals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 36:46


    Some of us are struggling with the rules of cheating, dating before dating, and exclusivity so we need YOU to weight in on the debate. Do you have players on the bench or multiple starters on the field? How about the grey lines of commitment and dating: would you tell a girl her husband is cheating on her? Oh and can you share your period calendar?

    Season 2 Episode 2: The new best drinking game you have to try

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 35:50


    My oh, my... Just a PSA warning that this episode gets a tad wild y'all: the gang discusses how skiing can get a 'good Christian Girl' hooked into a long-term relationship, how a ferry boat set an international date on a downhill trip...and we'll introduce you to this ridiculous new drinking game that we're all addicted to. P.S.: We delve into penis types and missing fingers - you can't miss this episode!

    Season 2 Episode 1: Can Pregnant Girls Try Out for the Bachelor?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 25:15


    It's been too long but we're back y'all! Season 2 is giving you lots of changes in relationships and goal-diggers. We'll tell you first hand what happens on the Bachelor's casting and real-life quid pro quo- is it wrong to exchange kisses for free steak?

    Episode 11: Snorting Coke and Trust Issues

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 28:50


    On this episode we talk about trust issues, co-workers who volunteer to snort coke and how to successfully turn an entire Dallas Police Station into a Dr. Phil's show.

    Episode 10: I blacked out on the Bachelor

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2019 30:33


    Our serial dater got into trouble again...no surprise here. Now, given that we're getting into dramatic stuff, we thought that would be relevant to host our first reality TV celeb: queue Shark/Dolphin Girl, Queen of Hoop Nation Alexis Waters. Alexis really spills the beans about the show, and how her dad has a crush on Ben Higgins.

    Episode 9: Ultimatums & how long is TOO long?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 36:59


    On this episode, we talk stage 5 clingers; when it's time to say goodbye to a long term relationship & people having sex in front of other people.

    Episode 6: Grounds for Ghosting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2019 31:01


    Does anyone else feel like the 'Let Down Process' is such a drag? 'Cuz some of us just lean in when it feels uncomfortable...while others feel like we need to apologize as women...

    Episode 5: Dating before you Date

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2018 26:20


    When do you start inviting your dating to Holiday Parties, or posting them on social media? Also, f*** the pumpkin patch pictures?

    Episode 4: TMI

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2018 28:35


    TMI during First Dates... Should you reveal the 'crazy' as soon as you meet, by setting REAL expectations... or should you just play nice? The debate is on! As always, we highly encourage you to send us your DM's :)

    Episode 3: CRM for Relationships

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2018 22:52


    How can anyone successfully keep up with 36 ongoing conversations on Bumble? You may want to try running your Love life like a Business...cue up a pipeline system.

    Episode 2: Let's Talk Resources

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 26:43


    One-liners pitfalls, Bumble, and all the other rumble... this episode is filled with an 'insightful' check-list of dating resources - or so we thought when the started recording this episode.Join the convo - DM us on IG at @agirlsgottaeaatlobster !

    Episode 1: What I Need & What I Deserve

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 15:55


    On our pilot episode, we talk about why we started this Podcast, why we're serial dating and ding, ding, ding... lobster. Also... why tf is catfishing still a thing?! Fair warning... we drank way too much before our first episode because... nerves.

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