AFLoquence: a footy podcast

The boys are back after a wee 62 week lay off to prove they save their best for September. Up 'em.

If a week is a long time in footy, then a fortnight is an eternity. Emil and Bart catch up on all (some) of the footy news (goss) from the past two weeks (month). The boys find balance in their weekends, and work towards balance in all things, as says the book of Mundy. Emil delivers some luke warm takes and Bart has moved into the hood and is side by side with some stars, guess what kind of dog they have. All in all a lovely footy (life) chat.

Emil and Bart are lamenting the finish or Rising Festival, tasting tasty quail eggs, and learning more from the book of Mundy.

Emil and Bart are back talking all things Mundy, having a high crack at Jack Ginnivan, and packing up and shipping the Demons off across the waves.

Bart and Emil are back in Narrm for the first IRL podcast ever. They chat Dusty, the Roos, the Saints and the Blues, before giving their tips for round 11. It's good to be back baby, get thee to the 'G.

This week on the pod, Emil and Bart are honoured to have their very first guest appearance on AFLoquence, with the ever charming, ever handsome Mr Alex Mansell joining the show. They get to the bottom of why Alex is an Essendon supporter, talk Ken Kinkly, ponder whether the iced coffee lid is off on the Saints season, and place bets on Leon Camerons career end.

Emil and Bart bring you the second silver pod of the season. Bart announces his candidacy for CEO of the league, Emil hopes desperately the bottom hasn't fallen out of his takeaway Pho container, and the boys bemoan their terrible tips of last week. Will the Blues show themselves to be as hollow as an easter egg this sunday? Do the Saints enjoy playing on the holy weekend? We dunno, do your own research.

This week on AFloquence. Emil taste tests the tasty broth that the blues are cooking, while Bart marvels at Marvel stadium. They talk comebacks, attacking football, and reminisce on a great game of footy spent together at the MCG.

Emil and Bart are back on the digital airways with another tight 45 of AFLoquence for round 3. This week is a special golden pod where both the Blues and Saints got a win. The boys are talking all things Buddy Franklin, Hot Pho broths, Rocky Roads and they answer the age old question of 'Who's Good'.

This week on Afloquence, Bart succumbs to the spicy cough and misses out on his beloved saints taking an L, whilst Emil is flying high off the back of a great round 1 effort and win from his Carlton Blues. The gents debrief all the ups and downs from a big week of footy, and delve into the hot tips for round 2.

Emil and Bart are bursting with excitement as Round 1 is just around the corner. On this weeks episode the gents go through their hot tips for the round, and Emil takes us on a stroll down memory lane, or should we say a stroll down Arden street, with a little history segment on the North Melbourne Kangaroos. Get in tough at afloquence@gmail.com or on instagram with any of your ideas/thoughts.

Bart and Emil are back at their bullsh*t once again for 2022, this week they run through (almost) every team in the comp and share their thoughts on their chances for next season. Who will slide, who will rise, and why is Damien Barrett such a flog? Footy's back and it's come at just the right time. Get in touch with AFLoquence here or insta/email afloquence@gmail.com with ideas and thoughts for 2022

Emil and Bart sneak in a grand final pod, just in time before the the big dance.

Prelims are in town (if you live in Adelaide or Perth) and the boys are back dissecting last week and talking about the weekend to come.

Afloquence is back in town, right on time for finals week 2! Emil and Bart are talking all things Finals Footy, a W.A Grand Final, the concept of time, plus a walk down memory lane discovering the origins of each teams name. Play on!

It's double diamond pod time as the fellas are chock full of testosterone following 2 double dub weeks in a row. Bart and Emil wonder if Port are to be trusted, why Collingwood is like an unpumped ball, and what another double dub week will do to their perception of reality.

Afloquence is back after the gang took a managed rest over the bye rounds. This week the sad boys are talking about emotionally checking out, Heat lamps at Metricon stadium, Ace Buckley, and all things football related.

The boys are back for Sir Doug Nicholls round talking alternative venues, history making, and a plague carrying Ratts.

This week the boys are back from a scheduled rest after being carefully managed, to talk all things AFL. Emil and Bart are back with chat on Grippo, meat eating Tom McDonald and the elusive Golden Pod.

Big Bart and Enormous Emil smash words and crash ideas in this fully fuelled footy pod pod pod. Riding on a wave of testosterone the boys talk shake ups, Norf, and learn from the calm and wise teachings of Sensei Scott.

Bless up to the Footy Gods, Round 7 is finally here! This week on the pod, John Worsefold stops by to give some terrible advice, Emil and Bart lament the losses of their terrible ‘not good’ teams, and the boys hop on a plane to NZ to visit Dustys dad. Stand!

After a respectful silence to honour the death of Prince Phillip, the boys are back to test their testosterone as the AFL season continues. Thank goodness they're both now proud Bulldogs supporters and couldn't be happier at the top of the tree. They talk glimmers of hope, Woosha the messiah, and salivate at the very idea of some actual success

This week on Afloquence. Emil gets ripped from the jaws of despair after a solid win from the blues, whilst Bart sheds tears over his horrible Saints. Theres also lots of chat about lost teeth, testosterone, and getting to the bottom of ‘who’s good’.

What a week in footy. The Cygnetts and Crows flew high, but the Bombers crash landed, and Danger crashed through. The Saints climbed the beanstalk, the Blues were too green, and poor old (young) Matt Rowell just can't catch a break.

The Footy Gods have answered your prayers, with the return of AFLoquence for season 2021. This Ep Emil and Bart spit truths on all things pre season, AFLW, the Hallowed Turf, and of course our hot tips for round 1. Play on!

Its Grand Final week! This week on the pod, Emil and Bart return from their radio silence to talk all things football, including auditioning for umpire school, God's plan, the last dance, and of course delve a little into the silly season. 

Bart and Emil bid farewell to the home and away season of 2020, and with it the 10 clubs who, by the as yet unbroken mathematical law that 18 does not go into 8, are done for the year. It's a touch of trade talk, classic Hawthorn, which city is further west, and a mid pod zen meditation.  End music by Horatio Luna and East Coast Collective. Art by Sunshine Biscuit

We've finally made it! The last round of this wacky home and away season is upon us. This week the gang sadly says goodbye to some of the beloved teams not playing finals, as Emils Blues make him blue. Different realities are explored trying to find possible upsets, theres heaps of player send offs and a tight James Brown send off to finish. Play On!

Everything's sunny on Cavill Avenue as Footmass 2.0 reaches it's scintillating zenith. Bart and Emil are sipping on the bubblebath water of victory as they talk Mitch Robinson and his heir apparent Matt Cottrell, The Bad Boys of the AFL, mathematical possibilities, and the seemingly unwanted 8th spot on the ladder.  Enjoy!  End Music: Anderson Paak - Lockdown (Instrumental) Art by Sunshine Biscuit

This week on the pod, Its the Festival of Football mark 2! Emil and Bart do a ‘Where are they now’ of ex Giants players, delve into the sadness of being a Blues supporter, impersonate Jake Riccardi, question the concept of Time itself and of course give some slap dash tips.

Emil and Bart are celebrating Sir Doug Nicholls round. Talking Rob Muir, Adam Goodes, and Dreamtime in Darwin before delving into last week's results. Bart finds himself agreeing with Mick Malthouse, then the boys talk through the round ahead with an added debating twist.  Art by Sunshine Biscuit

Its the final week of Footmas! Emil and Bart are so excited they can barely sleep. Thats why this pod was recorded at 9am. On this weeks am: afloquence, they're talking the pressure gage, getting off Scott free, and West Coast eagles fans and their beautiful resonant voices.

On the 8th day of Footmass, the footy gods gave to me: a new pod for listenin', seven days of football, six points the difference, five gooooaaaal bags, top four St. Kilda, three umpires, two goal posts, and the Crows at the foot of the tree. 

Happy Footmas! This week on the pod, Emil and Bart are talking breaking the hoodoo guru voodoo, the festival of football, razor ray bans and ponder if Ben and Harry Mckay are the same person. 

Bart and Emil hardly dare believe it, for the first time since Richie Vandenberg, could the Hawks actually be shit? Let's not declare the hoodoo voodoo through though just yet... This week the boys talk Melbourne, GWS, Carlton, Saints, and Port before looking at the round ahead, and cap it all off by an excellent Martin Flanagan article.  podart by Tom Richards (AKA @sunshinebiscuit)

This week on AFLoquence, Bart and Emil are talking everyones favourite Simpson...Sam Simpson, the Midnight Blues and Chris Scott; coaching in the dark. AFLoquence, the only podcast to hear hot takes on the doyennes of football.

Emil might be stuck in Sicktoria but at least the footy isn't as we head into round 6 of the season. Bart and Emil talk footy camps, the GC, and Brisbane, before regular segments: 'Who's Good?', newspaper headlines, and tips. History segment on the 'Propaganda Round' of 1952 starting at 71mins. 

This week on AFLoquence, Emil and Bart are revelling in that winning feeling, figuring out who's good, making shit puns, and much more. Catch it quick before it becomes irrelevant on Monday. (If Emil’s audio is a little dippy, just redownload the ep for the fixed version). 

Round 4 is upon us! This week Emil and Bart are talking about the legend Eddie Betts, booze hound Connor McKegger, and Max Gawn shotgunning cans of red bull. At 1:15:30 we hear from Eddie Betts on his AFL360 interview. Enjoy the show!

It may have been a late start to the season but Bart and Emil have found form at the right time of the year. They discuss last week's results, Kennet Kurse 2.0, and finish off with a story about some Collingwood royalty. 

Bart and Emil are back for round 2, tips, news, and ramblings, plus a special history segment about footy during the time of the Spanish Flu of 1919.

Bart and Emil are back baby! It's been 9 months of (next to) no footy and we can't wait to dive back in. We talk new rules, whether this season's premiership means as much, trades, covid, and of course a little tasty nugget of history to finish off. 

Its Grand Final week baby! And theres a big big sound from the west of the town, its the sound of Emil and Bart talking all things GF, the preliminary finals of the weekend and the trade season.

AF-Fortnightly returns! This week Emil and Bart talk Danny Frawly, phantom tips, trading a cult hero, and the doco 'the Australian Dream'.

Bart and Emil talk James Brown, trades, and finalists before a tasty history segment all about the rules schism of 1938 and then Emil goes and gets a massage and Bart goes to the movies. 

We're back on AF-Fortnightly after a couple of bye rounds! This week Emil and Bart talk their usual dribble about Birdy Derbies, Gold Coast Stadium, coaching carousels and give their preferential premiership 8.

After two big footy weeks (and we all know how long a week is in footy), Emil and Bart are together again in the Harbour city. We talk GIANTS stadium, coaching carousels, and cheating at tips via crafty edits to last week's episode.  

This week Emil and Bart are finally in the room together for the first time in AFLoquence history!! Topics include the treacherous merry-go-round ,Weekend at David Teagues, and eight shapers.

Bart and Emil discuss dat new coach bounce, who's good, why they're sick of Port Adelaide, and difficult intros. 

This week Emil and Bart talk future history, the resurgent blues and did you know Brad Scott took an underwhelming North list to two preliminary finals in a row?

Bart and Emil chat round 16 of the AFL season, reflecting on the Blues' big win in the west, strange ways to find out you're captain, who's good and more. History this week on Aussie Rules in Tasmania.